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wrongydkjquotes · 2 months

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Schmitty: I don't want to be with Helen. I want you. I love you, Sandy.

Sandy: I want a divorce.

(source: The Banana Splits Movie)

#ydkj #you don't know jack #wrongydkjquotes #schmitty #josh schmitty schmitstinstein #Sandy ydkj #ydkj Sandy #The Banana Splits Movie #divorce

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ihatearbys · 2 months

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SCHMITTY and sandy

#josh schmitty schmitstinstein #schmitty #jackbox #jackbox games #jackbox party pack #jackbox fanart #jackbox host #you don’t know jack #ydkj #ydkj fanart #ydkj hosts #sandy ydkj #sandy schmitstinstein #i made a sandy tag its all mine baaaaby #quiplash #my art

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gerard5d · 6 months

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redrew a few references and it took ummmm a while......still haven't gotten to pack 1 yet

#art.dat #jackbox fanart #ydkj #(other outfits n stuff i've thought about putting on a different canvas so..yayy)#(not thattt many changes like bitey and baby diva i removed their mics ummm i gave sandy a bow..)#(changed the hair for 5 of these guys.. with jacques its mainly bc i had a dream he had like shorter hair and not the crazy amount i gave h #m before)#(Bob has more pronouns)

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thezeepleglobe · 3 months

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Sandy and Schmitty,,, what did she do

#ydkj #you dont know jack #josh schmitty schmitstinstein #Schmitty #I doubt there’s a Sandy tag #what did she do though :( she’s so sweet #sure there’s the LFF thing but that goes both ways #Schmitty has done worse in that regard anyway

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necro-acid · 2 years

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it was for Halloween event in jb ask but I love how it came out .. I hate drawing perspective but after several times I did something normal on first art-

Schmitty is so Jack Torrance at least as I see it..

#jackbox #jackbox fanart #jackbox games #jackbox party pack #ydkj #you don't know jack #ydkj hosts #schmitty #quiplash #josh schmitty schmitstinstein #sandy ydkj #art #fanart #the shining #jack torrance #wendy torrance #the shining fanart

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whocaresifwearecrazy · 13 days

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Random HCs About My Versions of the YDKJ Hosts (AND WE'RE GOING ALPHABETICAL, PEOPLE!!!)

Bob Towers:

Chaos Incarnated™

Protective AF of his brother, Guy

Big fan of Full House

HATES Cats (traumatic incident during childhood)

Bob would do ANYTHING for his family and friends...

Buzz Lippman:

Buzz IS his childhood nickname, it just stuck

He has a big family, but he's proud to be "Uncle Buzz"

Great arm and leg strength

Has nightmares about "The Ride" (he was 19 and stupid)

Tight-knit with the rest of the hosts

Cookie Malfeasance Masterson:

Cat Person™

LOVES snacks-all kinds!

One of the only lefties in the studio-it sucks :(

Has trauma/scars from Binjpipe

His cats are basically his therapists

Guy Towers:

Like Bob, he is also Chaos Incarnated™

A big fan of most sports...except skiing

He usually has fun scar stories to tell-

-but he does not know HOW he got a scar on his chest, however...

Not a big fan of certain types of intimacy...prison PTSD-

Josh "Schmitty" Schmitstenstien:

He DOES have a "Non Quiplash Form", he just chooses NOT to use it

Cause in his HUMAN form, he DOES NOT wear pants

Trauma from the Murder Hotel! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

He and Sandy tried to get married via Shotgun Wedding, that didn't work out

Tired Quip Dad™

Nate Shapiro:

Has GREAT music taste

Regrets getting involved with Binjpipe

Organizes fun events for the Jackbox team

No, it was NOT his idea to do the Naughty Pack!

Hides his graying hair with hair dye and wigs

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#ydkj #jackbox #you don't know jack #nate shapiro #schmitty #jackbox games #cookie masterson #guy towers #buzz lippman #josh schmitty schmitstinstein #tw trauma #1:39 pm

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artroidsart · 1 month

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Can we get some YDKJ Host/Weapons Drawn Host HCs, please?

If not, that's ok with me, too

12:02 am, 4/8/2024

Headcanons? Absolutely! Buckle up, I've got a lot of them!

YDKJ Hosts:

Cookie is a BIG eater. It's a bad idea to leave a bunch of snacks in front of him because he will eat ALL of them if he isn't stopped. Schmitty has seen him devour an entire bag of chips in one sitting without batting an eye.

Schmitty uses his cane as a mobility aid. He has a bad balance, and the cane helps him stay stable. He's gotten better over the years since he used to need a wheelchair as a little kid.

Nate can ride a skateboard and perform a bunch of cool tricks. He's been able to teach Guy some techniques, but the other hosts have been less successful.

Guy enjoys a LOT of sports, but his go-to is basketball. He's probably the most fit out of the hosts. He tries to make sure the other hosts stay in shape too. (Looking at YOU, Cookie.)

Buzz is the youngest of the YDKJ hosts, something the others playfully tease him about. He's also the shortest, which doesn't help his case.

Cookie is confirmed Bisexual, Schmitty is Gay but went through a bi-denial phase, Guy is Pansexual, Nate is Bi, and Buzz is Asexual.

Schmitty WAS married to a girl named Sandy, but things didn't work out. It's implied Sandy was neglectful in their marriage, leaving Schmitty feeling ignored and unwanted. (This was during his bi-denial phase.)

Nate was a radio host during college, long before starting YDKJ. Now he has a podcast on the side.

Buzz collects a bunch of bee-related things. Bee plushies, bee figures, bee decor, and whatever else strikes his fancy.

Cookie and Schmitty were the ones to stick with Jellyvision, (which would turn into Jackbox Games). They all keep in touch and are all very close, but the others went to do other things. Guy works at a gym, Nate has a podcast, and Buzz got into programming.

Binjpipe ROYALLY messed them up. Cookie has trauma over being directly controlled, Nate was mentally altered into a paranoid conspiracy theorist for "Truth Talk 23/7", and Buzz worked feverishly to break them out. Schmitty is worried sick about everyone Binjpipe got her claws on, and Guy does his best to support and comfort Buzz and the others.

Weapons Drawn Hosts

Lord Tippet comes from Old Money, meaning his family has been rich for a LONG time.

His family has a lot of connections, including the Ham family ([REDACTED]'s family of the Murder Hotel)

Tippet and [REDACTED] have been family friends for many years, and Tippet is one of the few who know his true identity. (He doesn't know much about the whole murdering side of his bestie.)

He's easily spooked. Loud noises like lightning or slamming doors make him jump. He usually clings to someone when startled.

Tippet is the most DRAMATIC guy you will ever meet. Ya boi has a fainting couch at the ready.

The Narrator is a living manifestation of evil, specifically of murder. She's been around for a LONG time.

She's more powerful than Binjpipe or Felisha, but not as powerful as The Wheel of Enormous Proportions. There's a sliding scale of power for Jackbox entities.

As an entity of murder, she has an awareness of all killers, such as the detectives. Should she become interested in certain killers, she can easily learn whatever she wants about them. The Narrator can discover all their crimes without even being spotted.

Tippet and the Narrator have a love-hate relationship. He hates how much trouble she (indirectly) causes, and she enjoys teasing him (in a cosmic entity kind of way).

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pigspeetsandhooflikefeets · 1 month

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Dr. Sandy Whiteman is my favourite technically a YDKJ host

#considering his only appearance is in 2000 I guess that makes him the second last ydkj host??#after Bob but before Troy #jacketybox mumbles

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elline · 2 years

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1. Ohhh now I can see your pfp (via the dash) in a bigger size and dang! looks good. I feel like Dr. Sandy Whiteman (from YDKJ Psych Test) when the player's avatar thingie gets made

2. kube of klein

yeah i resized it a bit lol;!!

and oh my god klein kube

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wrongydkjquotes · 19 hours

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skewed priorities

Schmitty: "Just a burger?" Just a burger… Sandy, it's so much more than "just a burger." I mean… that first bite— oh, what heaven that first bite is. The bun, like a sesame freckled breast of an angel, resting gently on the ketchup and mustard below, flavors mingling in a seductive pas de deux. And then… a pickle! The most playful little pickle! Then a slice of tomato, a leaf of lettuce and a… a patty of ground beef so exquisite, swirling in your mouth, breaking apart, and combining again in a fugue of sweets and savor so delightful. This is no mere sandwich of grilled meat and toasted bread, Sandy. This is God, speaking to us through food.

Sandy: …And you got our wedding vows off the Internet.

(Source: from How I Met Your Mother S4 E02 "The Best Burger in New York")

#how i met your mother #ydkj #you don't know jack #wrongydkjquotes #schmitty #josh schmitty schmitstinstein #Sandy ydkj #ydkj Sandy #cookie masterson

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bliz-lol · 5 months

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So guys! I want to show you the concept of ydkj characters. Of course not everything is here :)

The only note is that the old man does not look canonical with the image of a jackbox, but about this I just want to apologize.

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incorrectjackboxquotes · 4 years

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Guys! I found this f*ck you ester egg in YDKJ LFF!

https://youtu.be/PSbUNkKVuus

But even so, it doesn't change the fact that Sandy didn't come to their wedding. Oh and hey, Schmitty's mom is probably still alive, so the one about we should care about is he's mom. Because, you know, Schmitty is being kidnapped and his mom all alone now, wondering where's her son...

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wrongydkjquotes · 1 year

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Schmitty and Sandy

#josh schmitty schmitstinstein #schmitty #Sandy ydkj #ydkj Sandy #sailor v #sailor moon #sailor Venus #wrongydkjvoicelines #Youtube #ydkj #you don't know jack #wrongydkjquotes

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necro-acid · 2 years

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1 - comparing my old versions of schmitty and cookie with new ones. you can try translate this one by yourself if interested, maybe it’ll be funny-

2 - TROY STEVENS and Cookie with normal belly (I guess) finally (3 pic too)

4 - lust doll humanization sketch

5 - yees it’s sandy cookie and schmitty as marla narrator and tyler from fight club and what-

(cookie here says: AAAAH WHY THE FUCK WE ARE THE FIGHT CLUB SHIIT)

6 - confessing my love and attachment to them but they seem to be not really happy with that. well I don’t need them to love me back so whatever-

(-If you only knew how much you influence my life everytime when I come back I still love you two thank you for existence you can express both negative and positive feelings for me you’re the best!

-...Who is it??

-..I dunno...)

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necro-acid · 2 years

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1 - Binjpipe oooh

2 - it’s not the final version of Buzz.. but yeah something like this

3 - I really like how Sandy looks in my head ahem-

4-6 - more Buzz I love Buzz I wanna know him better- (6 is just I dunno it’s me complaining about how I can’t draw Nate normally but through Buzz's mouth-)

7 - what are you guys looking at

#jackbox #jackbox games #jackbox party pack #jackbox fanart #ydkj #ydkj hosts #you don't know jack #quiplash #binjpipe #cookie masterson #schmitty #josh schmitty schmitstinstein #buzz lippman #sandy ydkj #art #fanart

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pigspeetsandhooflikefeets · 4 months

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my fav ydkj hc is that the sign-in host Sandy's last name is Ahgozhou. if you say her name enough you'll understand my sense of humour

#jacketybox mumbles

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