tom blyth as coriolanus snow has the same energy as jamie campbell bower as 001. i don’t make the rules about slutty blonde psychopaths i just observe and then report okay?

Timothy Olyphant 90’s/00’s

My favourite lil guy in all the world

EVE BEST as  RHAENYS TARGARYEN  in 1.09 “The Green Council” 

am I going to be a basic ass b and put reader in a sundress

Im scared for whatever potential announcements will be made on May 4th

Okay, so Pinterest came through with this, and there’s so much of this amazingly cringy teen bop 80s magazine feature on The Outsiders I love.

“Now you can carry them with you- ALWAYS.” -cue serial killer music-

Secondly, I love the idea of some 14 year old cutting this out and carrying it around in her wallet. Bless.

Thirdly, Tom Howell, Rob Lowe, and Ralph Macchio’s photos clearly just are photos/promos from set, so solid.

But then it just devolves and I just imagine before print they started panicking, because then there’s just an EXTREMELY unflattering candid image of Matt Dillon on set, a better looking image of Tom Cruise but one where they clearly didn’t want to feature the snaggletooth or his terrible hair from the film so girls knew he was cute, and then just like, a shirtless picture of Patrick Swayze??? From what is clearly nothing to do with this project and looks like it's catered to some sort of adult magazine??? Calm down, TeenBop???

Then on the last line, I just like to imagine it’s right before print, they’re running out of spaces to fill on their cut-out template, they realize this and start losing their minds, and then they just go, “QUICK THROW IN TWO OF THE PREPPY DOUCHEBAGS WE AIN’T GOT TIME FOR THIS THAT NOBODY IN THEIR LIFE EVERY WANTED TO CARRY AROUND IN THEIR WALLET I’M SORRY BOYS”

And then Emilio Estevez’s agent just submitted his headshot and I love it.

A professional finally FINALLY diagnosed me with ADD, something that I've known for a while but didn't want to say without a diagnosis. It's on record now, I'm so fucking relieved.

thinking about nancy running her fingers through robin's hair and kissing her forehead while she's asleep on her chest

Hot take but I’d rather be around a normie who never gets my pronouns right than a queer who’s like “I wish all cis men would die <3”

Why is the maximum number of crabs 1000 but I saw a post with over 50,000 bugs? Did @staff know we'd be too powerful if we could produce 50,000 crabs per post? Did they know there'd be no end to it? DID THEY KNOW THE POWER WE'D ACQUIRE?

straight up not having a good time

Big A (my niece) brought a friend for Thanksgiving this year. Apparently, he decided not to fly from Oregon to Texas for dinner with his family and asked all his local-ish friends what they were doing and where they were going. Big A had the best sales pitch so he ended up at my house. And honestly, he fits right in. I was showing him all the options for extra blankets and he saw the one that’s like faux fur on one side and grabbed it saying, “Austin Boy needs the fuzzy warm.”

That feeling when someone is explaining a new task to you and you can see at least three steps that are wholly unnecessary and several ways you could streamline the entire process and kind of want to walk into the desert never again to be seen by mortal eyes.

how am i doing?

you know, as well as someone who uses screenshots from more talented people to make her own little scene collages across her computer screen, I AM FINE

Okay so based on the end of the "Why Don't You Stay?" MV (which holy shit Jeff's voice wow), I get the feeling that Kim is gonna do something to make Porchay sad and want nothing to do with him. Like Porchay is going to find out that Kim has been using him for information or Kim gonna just straight up reject Porchay under the guise of pushing him away to keep him safe. So Porchay's heartbroken. But Kim has already kinda started falling for Porchay and he decides "fuck it, he's worth it" so he goes to a place he knows Porchay might be and uses the power of that song to apologize and try to unbreak Porchay's heart. Idk, the MV gives me comfortingly angsty vibes. Also it's interesting how it seems like everyone is sad in the flashbacks except Kinn and Porsche.

But then again it might just be an MV with nothing to do with the actual story of the show.