"That'll be 20 lums"

Yea ok hold on lemme just-

In English, we say, "Hubris."

In TES, we say, "What a fool you are. I'm a god. How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive? There is no escape. No Recall or Intervention can work in this place. Come. Lay down your weapons. It is not too late for my mercy."

"obedience suits you, sparrow" ok papi *shoots him*

Yes I did do extremely well in school and top almost every class. Yes I did just forget what the pasta in macaroni and cheese is called and nearly, in desperation, call it "tiny tube pasta" in a Tumblr post. Yes we exist.

fruit on fruit crime.

the way thy both punch is so fucking goofy i cant

STAGE 1, GROUP A

Top 2 qualify, 3rd has a chance.

Music under the cut.

So what happens when Guillermo finally becomes a vampire and he realizes that he still can't stop thinking about Nandor?

#in other news: the last thing Aziraphale tasted was Crowley 👍🏻

dude 😭 holy fuck, and we KNOW how much Azi loves to eat, n he began eating ONLY when Crowley tempted him into it, we KNOW THIS and YOU have the AUDACITY to TELL ME that the last, the LAST thing that Azi tastes is CROWLEY?!?!?!? 😭😭😭

can you imagine what it must have been like, reading romance novels for all those years... reading about two lovers sharing a kiss and then to be kissed and suddenly every word you've ever read that describes the joy of it... isn't what you feel? It isn't this magnificent beautiful kiss from love, its one of desperation, a last resort.

Aziraphale thought it was a temptation and nothing more.

I think the idea of "soul mates" has given people a truly ridiculous idea of how relationships work. Even if you don't believe there's a super-naturally predestined perfect match out there for you in the world, a lot of people think that there just is someone in the world that is their perfect match by default, then act hopeless because there's only a 0.0001% chance of them ever meeting, let alone dating.

Listen here you stupid bastard. That's not how that works. You don't find true love laying around on the ground. A perfect relationship doesn't come from perfectly matching together some aimlessly drifting puzzle pieces. You cabbage, you fucking fool. You build that kind of relationship with your own loving hands. You create the moments that bring you together yourselves. You build the trust, you give and receive the affection, you grow and change together. That's what matters. It's not some wild game of probability where you hope to bump into the right person who is just going to magically do everything right, and that you somehow also will magically be perfect for. You literally have to create that with them yourselves, by your own choices and actions.

Smug ass bitter people who think they're smarter than they actually are love to say "Oh these two people are perfect together huh? Out of all the billions of people in the world?". Yes you god damned dipshit, they are. Would you look at the Mona Lisa and mock Da Vinci, telling him that it's absurd to think he could have painted a masterpiece when there are so many other billions of canvasses and paints in the world? Of course not. Cowardly cynic, I spit on your face.

Anyway I love my girlfriend. I love her more and more each passing year, I'm going to marry her, I'm going to kiss her ten billion times and never get tired of it. Loving her rules, I wouldn't trade her for anything or anyone.

jamie: *spends all season having cute background moments with sam* *gets the team to repeat sams i love you all so very much* *wears sams number on his jersey*

also jamie: my bestfriend is isaac

okay denial boy

As soon as he decided to say nothing...

He lost.

Check the tags :33

That "I forgive you", they way you could see the change in Azi's face just before as he tried to convince himself he didn't want this.

And the moment Crowley puts his glasses back on after the "nothing lasts forever", that was the moment His heart actually broke. As did mine.

Everything went exactly as The Metatron had planned, he knew Crowley would never go back to heaven, HE FUCKING KNEW IT.

He looks like hot shit <3