#yo dawg i heard
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You should know the rest
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show this video to someone who grew up with pre-2012 memes to deal 15 points of psychic damage
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#it's me#i'm someone who grew up on these memes#video#le internet medley#the gag quartet#memes#2012#chocolate rain#it's friday#yo dawg i heard#troll face#y u no#forever alone#chuck testa#holy shit why do i still remember all these#barack obama#nyan cat#the badger song#leek spin#trololololo song#chuck norris#numa numa#queueue#Youtube
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Jesse with tape #2, but what will he do with it? 👀
#yo dawg i heard you like tape so i put tape in your tape so you can tape while you tape#scheduled#jesse voss#jeskiedes#fanart#co mnie napadło to nie wiem ale podoba mi się rezultat#😂#my art#art by op#washi tape#käärijä#that would be the last piece in the tape series... for now#mam jeszcze dwie szuflady taśm więc mogę do tego wrócić w każdej chwili ✨#remastered 28.01.2024
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#Mecha#Power Armour#Yo Dawg I Heard You Like Mecha#So We Put a Mecha in Your Mecha so You Can Pilot a Mecha While You Pilot a Mecha
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My collection of Parachute Badges / "Jump Wings"
The "1/20 SIL FILLED 522" stamped wings are from ~1967-1970s or so, made by "H&H" or Hillborn & Hamburger
The ones marked HLP STER G-1 are "His Lordship Products," sterling silver, ca. ~1950s-1960s. I bought two because the first pair I got have the scratches on the back (someone was trying to confirm they were really silver) and because they were cheap, I figured I would use the scratched up pair if I ever needed to put some wings on a WWII era Class A uniform (they look the same as WWII vintage from the front and the clutch back are easier to secure to the uniform)
The unmarked bronze colored ones, who knows. They're "subdued" wings from sometime between 1968 and 1988 as far as I can tell
Next up is my favorite, a winged R and STERLING stamp made by "Robbins." Evidently there's some controversy over whether the winged R logo is from WWII or the 1950s so these could be anywhere from 1941-1968 but I like the logo best (it's got wings) and they're sterling silver
And finally, the only set I have that are considered definitely to be WWII era, unknown maker, humbly marked "STERLING"
#my militaria#yo dawg i heard you like wings so we put wings on your wings so you can wing while you wing#and other memes from 2011
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working on Welcome Home again, and realizing that it sounds wrong because the same riff in the intro is supposed to be repeated with the same notes twice, but with a different artificial harmonic on the last note each time. prog was a mistake
#coheed and cambria#guitar#yo dawg i heard you liked melody#so i put melody inside your melody so you can suffer while you fucking suffer
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FIC UPDATE: Tinderbox (Chapter Eight)
pairing: Louis/Lestat
words: 4,100
summary: 1794. Pointe du Lac lies in ashes. Lestat, desperate to keep Louis with him at any cost, tries something he's never tried before: he talks.
this chapter: Settling in.
"I'm afraid it isn't as luxurious as our suite," Louis said with his key in the door, "but it's private, and it's quiet, and it's ours."
Lestat smiled cynically. "Yours, you mean."
"Well…" Louis began. It had just tumbled out, as natural as anything: ours. "On paper, yes."
( Chapter Eight )
( or read from the beginning )
#vampire chronicles#interview with the vampire#loustat#louis de pointe du lac#lestat de lioncourt#vc#yo dawg i heard you like domesticity#hi new folks in the tags#don't mind me doing my thing over here#a shortish update this time (by my standards anyway)#setting up for the juicy stuff in the next chapter#enjoy!!!#my fic
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i am so mad that for literally the last decade i have lamented how much i physically hate eating, just the whole mechanical process of it, but i am now on day four on nothing but liquids for the second time in three weeks and i would give absolutely anything to eat also absolutely anything
#mochi rambles#yo dawg i heard you had food trauma so i got you some food trauma to go with your food trauma so you can food trauma with good trauma#like on one hand this whole bullshit is the culmination of why i hate eating#otoh i am going to spend so long horribly paranoid about eating even after i am well healed from the inevitable surgery#n e wai i really want a nice fat juicey peach#dont ask me why its always peaches i was half delirious about peaches in the hospital too#but i want so bad#but i cannot have even if i wasnt fighting a blockage#because peaches have so much fiber and that is the enemy rn#and i am MAD about it
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{ "Damn u interesting af, lemme study ur abilities and to see how much of a Kanashi clan member u really are." }
Reiji 🤝 Virek
@poohwhin
#--admin rambles--#{ He's all like 'yo dawg that's interesting af I've only heard stories of those guys thought they were fake' }#{ 'SUMIRE IMMA STUDY TF OUTTA U FOR MY OWN FUN IN THE NICEST WAY POSSIBLE' }#{ He's so fun to write I am loving this }#{ Like he's this 'grr cold stone I hate attention grr grr' *sumire appears* 'teehee' }}#{ He's not at the stage of liking her ROMANTICALLY however we at the stage of 'this girl I wanna know about' }
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@shitpostsampler Summer Stitchalong Day 4!
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@rzrbite
((no bby we are the arbiters of our own dispositions ❤️ i ain’t got nothin to do with ur freak ass))
#((IS IT BECAUSE OF THAT ‘YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKED BEING PREGNANT SO I MADE YOU PREGNANT SO YOU CAN PREGNANT WHILE YOU PREGNANT’))#post | ooc#rzrbite
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Tried to post something from my ancient drafts and tumblr straight up refuses/gives me an error. Highly good and functional website.
Anyway maybe you’ll see some more old art of mine when I get home.
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Catch me making a wholeass javascript bookmark just so I can shove more playlists into my playlist
#indi's night talk#yo dawg I heard you like playlists-#I now have well over a thousand videos in my Undertale remix playlist I don't think I need to worry about the reading soundtrack anymore 💀
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NOTHING TURNS TO SOMETHING (pt.1)
Summary: You’ve known chris your whole life. When he gets a girlfriend you are happy for him, right?
Warnings: fluff, dom!chris, fem!reader,
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CHRIS POV
7:00 PM
“matt hurry the fuck up we gotta pick up mya” i said.
mya is my girlfriend. we recently got together and our 6 month is coming up so i decided to take her out for dinner. We’ve been arguing a little more recently. I thought this would be a nice gesture.
“yo why don’t you shut the fuck up and get your drivers license then maybe you could pick her up yourself!” matt yells
“bro can you guys stop arguing, matt you do need to hurry up though chris doesn’t wanna be late” nick says
“wait mya’s calling me hold on” i said answering her call.
📞
“hey”
“hey, what’s up?”
“soo i kinda cant make it tonight..”
“what? why?” i said clearly upset
“well you know zack right? my best friend?”
“yeahhh…?”
“well he’s coming over cause’ like he called me and asked if i was busy but i kinda told him no and i missed him because we haven’t seen eachother since like….october so yeah sorry”
i heard her start..laughing? was she already with him?
“uh that’s fine i guess, i just thought we could have a night to ourselves”
“yeah well sorry but goodnight, bye chris.” she hung up on me.
📞
well what the fuck.
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Y/N POV
8:08 PM
i was about to fall asleep when i got a text from chris
i’ve always said i was happy for chris and mya but was i?
i have had a crush on chris since i was little.
i know it’s bad and i truly am happy he found someone but, why couldn’t it be me?
8:30 PM
“bro lowkey mya’s a bitch don’t mind her” matt says to chris
“yeah exactly i mean i’m not tryna dawg on her but why would she do that if she knew you wanted to do this tonight??” i said sounding annoyed.
“yeah i don’t know guys i’ll just talk to her tomorrow morning, i mean she hasn’t seen him for a while.” chris wants to make the situation sound better.
“yeah you fucking better” nick says emerging from his room.
a couple hours pass and we had just been playing games and laughing until…
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CHRIS POV
“guys myas calling!!” i said laughing a little.
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“i think we should talk” my face immediately drops
“uh about what??”
“we need to break up.”
“what?” i said clearing my throat
“i said we should break up.” she says firmer than before
“why, i thought we were okay?”
“well we aren’t, plus zach doesn’t like you so..” she trails off
“so that’s it? we’re done like that?”
“i mean yeah, that’s what i said.”
silence.
“also i’ve been sleeping with zach for 3 months”
“what?” i said angry and upset
“yeah, love ya, peace out chrissy”
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Y/N POV
everyone has fallen asleep by this point except me and chris.
we all tried comforting him but nothing seemed to work.
“it’s okay chris, it isn’t your fault she’s a self centered bitch” i said wiping his cheeks.
“yeah but what if i wasn’t giving her what she wanted. and she said she was sleeping with zach for 3 months” he said through sobs
“she did FUCKING what??”
“yeah, i know. what if i’m bad at sex and she just hates me because i couldnt give her what she wanted”
“chris i’m sure you’re good at sex and she’s just talking out of her ass, i bet zach can’t even make her cum” i said laughing
“yeah, maybe”
an awkward silence fills the room
“can i show you that i’m good at sex?”
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#chris sturniolo#christopher sturniolo#matt sturniolo#nick sturniolo#nicolas sturniolo#sturniolo triplets#spotify#sturniolo smut#sturniolo triplets smut
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Small lul one shot of smoker geto and gojo with reader 🫣 Artist ogata69
Late night sinners
Gojo Satoru x Reader x Geto Suguru
!One shot TW Smoking!
Late at night, Gojo finds you and Geto hanging out in your dorm. Eventually it leads to a hot make out session and smoking.
They were hanging out in her dorm one night after training. Geto laid in her bed as music played softly in the back.
“Have you ever smoked before?”
She turns to him, looking at him with confusion as he asked her a simple question.
“Why are you asking.”
“Because you seem like the type to smoke on the low.”
Geto sits straight up as he heard her shuffle around her room looking for something. A knock interrupted her search, bringing both the adolescents attention towards the door.
“Yo suguru, it’s late why are you still in here man?” The lanky white haired man walked through the door.
“I’m too lazy to get up and go back to my dorm.” Gojo walked towards Geto, taking a seat on the bed. “I was just asking her if she smoked.”
“She’s a dweeb she probably doesn’t” Gojo said with a low chuckle
“Satoru you don’t know me that well.” She brought out an elf bar that was hidden in her drawers. Taking a long hit before passing it to Geto.
“Called it, you owe me 10$ Satoru.” Geto pulled his hand out of his hoodies pocket, placing it in front of Gojo. Gojo took out his wallet and Handed Geto the money. He grabbed the money before moving his hand infront of her taking the nic out of her hands. “Watch this cool trick I learned.” He puffed out a perfect ring before puffing a smaller ring through it.
“Dawg that’s weak. I could do better.” Satoru grabbed the nic out of His hand putting it up to his lips and took a small hit. “Y/n come here let me try something.” She cautiously approached the white haired man.
“Girl you better not do no weird shit.” Gojo let out a sigh before placing the elf bar between the girls breast. “Where’s the consent? Don’t you have any manners?” Gojo grabbed her body, guiding her so she could be right in front of him. Now facing her breast.
“Can I?”
“Ugh sure go ahead.” He took a long hit before grabbing her chin bring her face down in front of him. Leaning into her face and puffing out the smoke into her mouth. She inhaled the smoke before smacking Gojo in the shoulder. “You’re so weird bro.”
“My turn” Geto pulled her over in front of him, doing the same satoru did only instead of it being a small kiss. He continued the kiss, slowly turning it into a make out session. His tongue exploring her mouth. Force brought her body back towards the other man.
“Not fair man, you gotta share with me too.” Gojo grabbed her by the back of her neck. Forcing her into a hot and hungry kiss. She pulled away after a little.
“I am not becoming one of you guys whores.” She laid down in the bed.
“You could if you want to mami.” Both men said in unison before bursting out in laughter. Looking at her seductively.
“Out now.” She pushed the men out of her bed.
“Come on, we know you like it.” Gojo got on his knees, his blue eyes making strong contact with her E/c eyes.
“Nope, bye.” They groaned dragging their legs out of the Girls room. She locked the door after they left. Sliding back in bed before putting her hand on her sensitive clit, quietly mumbling to herself “I swear they’re going to be the death of me.”
#gojo satoru#geto suguru#geto x reader#gojo x reader#gojo and geto#jjk satoru#jjk x reader#jjk geto#x reader#Voidimwrites#voidimwrites
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