#chuck norris
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removing the second half of a Chuck Norris joke makes it funny
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jmart? Nah never heard of it. I only know Chester and Norris. call it Chuck Norris
@azazazazel
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A forbidden font, an....interesting calendar, and some children screaming, forever. Value Village in Washington.
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#submission#thrifting#shiftythrifting#music and video#chuck norris#ye olde meme#undertale#toys#calendars
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Chuck Norris was such a wonderful model! 🥰💖
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Chuck Norris, The Octagon (1980)
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Just like Jesus would've wanted
#religion#christianity#evangelical christianity#chuck norris#chuck norris is a homophobe and asshole
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nope
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Those shorts are ready for anything
#funny#lol#funny post#lolol#hilarious#funny pics#comedy#funny images#meme#dank memes#applebee's#chuck norris
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In the Lancerverse, people make Chuck Norris jokes about Xian Xiaoli
She doesn't have breasts, just more fists
Once, Xian Xiaoli stared straight into a Gorgon's basilisk. After days of indescribable agony, the Gorgon's pilot died
Xian Xiaoli doesn't blaspheme: she tells RA what to do
If you're a pirate and you see Xian Xiaoli, you're already dead. If you don't see her, you might have a few seconds left to live
HORUS invented the Manticore to fight Xian Xiaoli, since they were going to die aniway
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#old memes#poll#lol cats#i can haz cheezburger#homestar runner#roflcopter#rage comics#drinking out of cups#this is sparta#pon and zi#i made you a cookie but i eated it#badger badger badger#chuck norris#habbo hotel#pool is closed
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Ohh man, the Chuck Norris' jokes, err excuse me, facts, they get me every time 🤣🤣
#simple man#manliness#simple life#traditional gender roles#christian manhood#traditional manhood#chivalry#tradblr#traditional man#gentleman#christian men#chuck norris#chuck norris jokes#chuck norris facts#humor#funny#lol
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Repost @digy_ru_
Water can float,
and can crash.
Be water, my friend.
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