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purplink8 · 5 months

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Hate hate HATE what the anime did to the way Sayu's kidnapping was handled (specifically by Light). The anime just wants to show how utterly devoid of love anime!Light (coz no manga!Light would never seriously consider killing Sayu oh my god) is even towards his family at the face of his Kira goals.

Contrary to the manga (which i prefer who would've guessed) in which Light is shown very genuinely caring for his family! And you know just who wanted to save Sayu more? Or who was more active in saving her between Light & Soichiro?

It was Light (at least manga!Light coz idk what the hell was going on in anime!Light's mind during that episode). Yeah, I know. It might be surprising to those who haven't read the manga but this protective brother of Sayu's? Cares for her deeply.

And the anime just had to fuck that up, hadn't it? 🤦🏻‍♀️

I hate episode 28 (titled 'Impatience') of the anime with a burning passion. So much so that I'll compare it with how the plot ACTUALLY transpires in the Manga.

This post is...long: I've tried my hardest to not go overboard with my negative(?) rant against the anime but it was an impossible task imo /o\

If any of the points mentioned in this post are good, they are due to tumblr user casuistor's post which I read on a regular basis. (Go check it out!! It's much much better than anything I could've written in my whole life. Yes, I'm a fan :)

If there are any mistakes, it would be entirely correct to attribute them to me.

I admit I hadn't paid much attention to the manga the first time I had read it but holy shit even then I had picked up on how close the Yagami siblings were!

I couldn't make much sense of the plot of the 2nd arc (I wasn't completely over L's death so forgive me for being in a daze) and yet I was absolutely sure of the fact that Light had done everything in his power to save Sayu. Even if you were not following the plot closely, you'd still understand that fact (which the anime did much worse than deliberately ignoring it). Why?

Because Ryuk kindly summarizes the plot/points this out:

Honestly, I don't even need to go on at this point now, do I? Ryuk, who never fails to call out Light (for example, saying that Light will be the only bad guy left if he kills every 'bad' guy out there in chapter 1), has just confirmed what thoughtful manga readers already knew: Light has a soft spot for his sister.

I'm still petty at the anime so I won't stop at this point. I'll first explain how it goes in the manga, then how the anime butchered it. Let's gooo!

To understand the circumstances surrounding Sayu's kidnapping, we need to note that the NPA director Takimura is kidnapped by Mello first for the exchange of the notebook. Soichiro notifies every bureau of the NPA. And Light, of course, doesn't hesitate for a minute to kill Takimura (obviously, the priority of Death Note >>> the life of Takimura, to Light).

This is supposed to happen behind the scenes in the manga compared to the anime which makes Light killing Takimura much more obvious:

-episode 27: Abduction

Anyways, it's part of Light's plan to let the kidnappers take the fall for Takimura's death (so that Kira won't be blamed for his murder. And since only the kidnappers and the NPA know about the kidnapping: it won't be assumed that Kira has any link to the NPA).

Light seriously doubts that the kidnappers would just drop the issue due to Takimura's death and he's right. Sayu is kidnapped.

Mello is taking full responsibility for Takimura's death just like Light intended him to. However, this time, rather than any person whom Light could've easily disposed of (like Takimura) to avoid letting the notebook fall into the kidnappers' hands, Sayu- the sister for whom Light cares deeply- is kidnapped instead.

Not only that, Mello expects Soichiro to keep this a secret from the rest of the NPA personnel otherwise as he threatens, he'll kill Sayu. Now, we know that during Takimura's kidnapping, rest of the NPA were notified of the fact (Yes, the circumstances are quite different- there wasn't a threat to Takimura's life for letting the others know of his kidnapping), Ide points this out:

Ide is apparently okay with Sayu's death and appeals to (read: pressures) 'duty/justice above my family' side of Soichiro Yagami to send word to every NPA department even if that means Sayu will be killed. And you know what? Soichiro actually agrees to do so!

I would like you to see Light's reaction here, these panels come directly after the above one:

Light wastes no time to completely change his plan to have everyone assume that it was the kidnappers who killed Takimura to -> Kira did it. This was Light's previous plan before Sayu got involved:

"It's part of Light's plan to let the kidnappers take the fall for Takimura's death (so that Kira won't be blamed for his murder. And since only the kidnappers and the NPA know about the kidnapping: it won't be assumed that Kira has any link to the NPA)."

This changing of plans that Light does immediately is actively detrimental to Light's Kira's cause (in other words, disadvantageous to Kira's goals). Look at Light digging a hole for himself just to save his sister:

Light argues to not notify the other NPA departments otherwise Kira would know about the kidnapping and kill Sayu (and they wouldn't get a chance to investigate the kidnappers if Kira kills Sayu before they can negotiate with them). So their best bet is to keep quiet about it so that Kira doesn't know; meanwhile they can, as Ide says, try and catch the culprit while negotiating the exchange.

Back to how this is in no way an advantage to Light (as Kira):

Telling the task force that Kira was behind Takimura's murder whose kidnapping was known only to the NPA personnel suggests that Kira has a link to NPA info and may lead to doubt against those in NPA being Kira (the NPA that Light is now the part of) so obviously not a win for Kira/Light.

Light is in now a very bad position if he needs to kill Sayu in the future to avoid the Note falling to the kidnappers' hands. Because now he can't blame Kira for her death, can he? He is the one who stopped them from sending word to rest of the NPA so Kira has (according to Light) theoretically no way of knowing about the exchange with Sayu situation (unless if Kira were in the task force itself thus narrowing down the list of Kira suspects); ergo Kira won't kill her.

So why the hell is Light okay with these disadvantages instead of his previous, practically/pragmatically (for Kira's cause) better plan? Better yet, why not did he kill Sayu himself without a moment of hesitation like he did with Takimura when he had the chance to do so before suggesting that it was Kira who killed Takimura, the kidnappers could've been framed for Sayu's death? Or just allow notifying the NPA personnel so that they made a move and let the kidnappers do the dirty work?

Because, as Ryuk says, Light has a soft spot for his sister:

Note that: Light doesn't even try to deny it in his thoughts ("...that's not all" anyone?). We're talking about the guy who rationalizes his way out of his feelings, who views emotions as the reason 'why most idiots screw up' and he does NOT DENY THAT HE CARES FOR HIS SISTER.

Also worthy of note is how quickly he decides to tell the task force that Kira killed Takimura. Usually, we get a long wall of text of Light planning his every move. Not in this case. I believe it's because this decision was fueled by emotion rather than reason- the emotion being brotherly love ofc.

["A totally emotional decision is typically very fast. This is because it takes time (at least 0.1 seconds) for the rational cortex to get going. This is the reactive (and largely subconscious) decision-making that you encounter in heated arguments or when faced with immediate danger.

Common emotional decisions may use some logic, but the main driving force is emotion, which either overrides logic or uses a pseudo-logic to support emotional choices (this is extremely common)." (as a bonus have this research by Damasio)]

Once, Light has time to think, he goes 'well even if in the worst case scenario (the kidnappers get the note) I have Misa's eyes so I'm still at an advantage eh...?'

He is, instead of contemplating a way to kill Sayu so that the note is safe, thinking (however briefly) of how it won't be muuuuuuuch of a problem if Mello does gets his hands on the note. Idk about you guys but man that rlly gives us an idea of Light's priorities (Sayu>>>>>>Death Note).

Here's instance #2 demonstrating Light's priorities (when Soichiro asks Light to just save Sayu as the former doesn't care if he loses his life. And Light responds by saying don't be a fool etc etc):

#Sayu matters more than the Death Note

Now we come to the scene which the anime seems to have taken to heart to entirely without the context. When Soichiro goes underground for the exchange, we have Near taunting Light (as L number 2)

This is not Light seriously deciding to kill Sayu (remember when he had the time to think over his decision, killing Sayu was not even an option but handing over the note to Mello was, in the worst case (even if he has Misa's eyes, it doesn't mean the idea is any less ridiculous)).

This is him, so stressed that he's coming up with so rubbish ideas that even he goes 'wtf am i thinking??' Because at this point, killing Sayu would be announcing that Kira is among the task force as only they know of Sayu's kidnapping + her name & face, which is again bad for Kira's cause. And the one responsible for this predicament is Light himself as he was the one who told the task force not to alert the NPA personnel.

If Light really had been meaning to kill Sayu, he had plenty of time & opportunity to do so (without the suspicion falling on him) before suggesting that Kira killed Takimura. Light essentially ran in the opposite direction when he was faced with the perfect chance of killing Sayu (just let the others notify the departments of NPA -> kill Sayu -> Blame Kira for it, foolproof. but he did Not take this route as he Loves his sister) and now when it is absolutely NOT AN OPTION (for obvious reasons) he's thinking it since he's stressed to the point of irrationality.

Yes, he's seen thinking this:

...aaaand he can't bring himself to finish the thought because he knows that he did the opposite since he loves Sayu & Soichiro dearly and couldn't bring himself to kill them.

Also look how concerned Light is over the well-being of Sayu & Soichiro that he calls his dad to ask if they're okay:

I hope at this point you believe me when I say that manga!Light never seriously considers killing Sayu. He loves his sister too much for that.

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Now we move on to how the anime (fucked it all up) adapted this. I'm not particularly happy with it (understatement of the year) so I'm gonna rant about how inferior it is compared to the manga. Let's gooo!

The plot goes pretty similarly: Takimura is kidnapped ->Light kills him -> Sayu is kidnapped -> Mello demands them not to notify the NPA personnel lest they kill Sayu.

But the change in episode 27 is that they remove the discussion (mainly Ide pressuring Soichiro) around whether to notify the NPA personnel. Soichiro deciding to send word to all departments of NPA is cut so we don't get to see Light swooping in to protect Sayu.

Still, anime!Light does reveal that it was Kira who killed Takimura. And advises the task force to keep Sayu's kidnapping a secret. However, anime!Ryuk doesn't call anime!Light out on him having a soft spot for his sister (coz as far as the anime is concerned, they really REALLY wanna sell the idea that Light doesn't care for Sayu).

It's a lot harder, therefore, to make sense of anime!Light's motivations in changing his plan from having the kidnappers framed for Takimura's murder to admitting that Kira did it. It appears that it happens just because ???

Like there is no reason in manga!Light doing this apart from saving his sister but anime!Light cannot have any redeeming qualities like loving his family, he needs to be a 100% evil villain!! ...So we have zero explanation for anime!Light's actions.

The exchange between Light & Soichiro re: the whole 'I don't care if I die but please save Sayu' + 'You can't die in front of Sayu no matter what...You must make the right decisions so that both you and Sayu live.' occurs without change. But due to the succeeding added anime-only scenes (which I'll talk about later), this conversation sounds fake from Light's side while it is completely genuine in the manga.

Then the infamous scene (which I hate to death) of anime!Light SERIOUSLY considering to kill Sayu comes:

And Misa overhears him saying that in the bathroom coz why not?? make it worse??? :) :) :)

And anime!Light comes as close as to killing Sayu that he even has his watch opened with the piece of the notebook

...wow such an awful brother being a piece of shit >:(

Wait! Can brotherly affection save the day? Has anime!Light finally realized the error of his ways?

Nope. Anime!Light chooses not to kill Sayu not because he loves her but because it would be self-incriminating to do so. Yeah...what. an. asshole.

Light calling his dad to check up on how him & Sayu are doing is cut from the anime. Instead, take a look at how displeased anime!Light is after Sayu is rescued by sacrificing the notebook.

Damn.

...yeah, this is Not the face of someone who's happy with the way things happened (namely losing the Death Note to Mello in exchange for Sayu's life). It's clear where anime!Light's priorities actually lie (Death Note>>>>Family) He's so angry that he takes out his anger on Misa by slapping the drink she offers, out of her hands:

Oh and these scenes are nowhere in the manga, they're just in the anime to emphasize just how big of a jerk brother anime!Light is.

In conclusion! Manga!Light (who's the only Light that matters really imo) loves his sister, would never seriously consider killing her in contrast to anime!Light who is very ready to say 'Sayonara Sayu Yagami' via murder and would've done so if it wasn't self-incriminating.

As you can see manga!Light is far superior to anime!Light. If you've stuck around to read this post to the end (a) I love you & (b) I hope you have a fantabulous day!! <333

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socialfakes · 16 days

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the devils in the details

chapter 3; part 5: throwback

nhl x platonic!fem!reader

eventual luke hughes x fem!reader

the masterlist

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yourinstagram | as sweet as this picture is, can we just take a moment to appreciate how adorable quinn actually looks here? 😊 tagged: _quinnhughes, jackhughes, lhughes_06

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_quinnhughes i believe you had a crush on me around this time 😉 | yourinstagram i am never going to live that down, am i? 🤦🏻‍♀️ | jackhughes oh absolutely not 😏

elblue6 oh this is too precious. where did you find this? 😊 | yourinstagram was going through a scrapbook from early childhood years and found this on a page marked ‘my favorite cuties’ | _quinnhughes i was the cutest, right? | yourinstagram actually jack was 😏 | _quinnhughes yeah well 8 year old you definitely thought otherwise 😂 | jackhughes she’s clearly lying because there’s like 10 hearts around quinn’s name | lhughes_06 i can confirm the lie. sorry, y/n | yourinstagram that’s it. i'm moving out again 🙄 | lhughes_06 no please don’t 🥺 | yourinstagram really can’t say no to you 😔❤

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elblue6 | found the cutest pic of my baby 😊❤ tagged: lhughes_06, yourinstagram

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yourinstagram awe look at that baby 😊 | elblue6 he was the cutest wasn’t he? | yourinstagram still is 😊

jackhughes mom who’s your favorite son? | lhughes_06 50 bucks she says me | elblue6 quinn of course 😊

user11 okay if ellen tagged y/n in the pic, does that mean there’s something there now? | yourinstagram 🤔

user02 notice how jack had to specify son 😂 does she have any more kids? | jackhughes nope. just us boys. but if i had asked her who her favorite child was, she would’ve answered y/n without hesitation. she adores her to no end and treats her like another child 😔 | yourinstagram well that’s because i am 😉 | jackhughes but if you’re another child, that would mean you and luke wouldn’t be able to date 😂 | yourinstagram okay fine. point made 😏

user16 guys are we going to ignore the fact that y/n still thinks luke is the cutest? | yourinstagram if you know what’s good for you 👍🏻😂 | yourinstagram i'm just playing. but yes. ignore it please 🙈

_quinnhughes luke was the cutest child, i was the favorite child. what was jack? | yourinstagram most annoying 😎 | jackhughes haha you’re so funny y/n. i was clearly the most talented 😉 | lhughes_06 oh who’s the funny one now, jack?

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yourinstagram | nothing but love for my boys ❤ tagged: _quinnhughes, jackhughes, lhughes_06

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jackhughes you have no idea how much love i have for you 😭❤

user14 oh my god. little luke was so cute 😊

user09 tell me again who had a crush on who & when 🍿 | yourinstagram when i was 8, i had a terrible terrible crush on quinn for a few years, and around the same time i was crushing on quinn, jack had a crush on me | jackhughes not gonna deny that, but also remember that luke started crushing on you like a year later & just hasn’t stopped 😏 | lhughes_06 👀 | user09 do you currently have a crush on one of them? | yourinstagram oh definitely 👀

lhughes_06 where do you keep finding these pictures? 😂 | yourinstagram your mom sent me a few and i have some of my own. i can post more if you’d like 😀 | lhughes_06 no i'm good | trevorzegras post them!

user07 oh my. such cuties 💕

jamie.drysdale such babies 😀

_quinnhughes photographic proof that i was the cutest kid 😏 | lhughes_06 no. it was me | jackhughes actually, y/n even agreed it was me 😊 | _quinnhughes are you forgetting that we confirmed that was a lie? 😂 | jackhughes 🖕🏻

trevorzegras lame kids | yourinstagram you’re a lame kid 🙄 | trevorzegras so rude 😔

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liaa--qb · 1 month

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why sudden hate on darklinas if team green stans rha*nicent, rhaegon ? Atleast Darklina was meant to be canon

Oh God🤦🏻‍♀️ !!!!!! Who is hating darklinas... moreover just bcz I mentioned them once😭 ( btw it was hated enough by it's author herself🤣 I can very much say that after wasting my time grisha books. sorry not sorry 🤷🏻‍♀️)

Before commenting anything some of u really need to read with open eyes n brain instead of ass.

I never hated darklinas or Darkling. I ship them too. Atleast book or whole story should be good enough to even hate or like any character first of all which it never had😑. Darklina is like very much any problematic random Ya bad guy and good girl silly ships u see on daily basis. Nothing more bad than any other Ya ships.

( LB n SJM are not even good writer. I don't like their work at all. Just over hyped to me. Honestly I still think how snb was not cancelled just after S1. If u have problem wf one of my post which wasn't even about them🤷🏻‍♀️ it's ur delulu headache buddy. I don't even involve with them much someone just asked me including Darkling's name that's y I replied... Btw I knew this would happen, bc If someone points one bad thing, all of them will cry their ass out.)

the point was something else n ur question is also wrong. Problematic has nothing to do with canon or non canon for ur info. Majority of YA canon ships are problematic but you can like whatever the f u want.

I never said that Rhaenicent is any healthy ship. Rhaenicent, Daemyra, alysmond , helaegon n majority of ships in hotd are problematic. It's just their Stans fighting is like one idiot jumping on another idiot.That's what I am always mentioning. That's just funny and extremely stupid to like one problematic ship or character n attacking on Stans of other problematic ships n characters.

Some of them shamelessly fight as if their life depends on it. It's really dumb honestly 😂. No one is stopping them btw they can do the heck they want to but also they should not even have problem if someone is pointing out their silliness that's it🤷🏻‍♀️. It's a free fandom ! Just bcz I mentioned some of TB Stans hyporcrisy once , idiots thought I am team green when I am srsly far away from this nursery kid color fight

Same way many of green stans also developed this stupid habit of making their characters as pure Angels just because of the changes done by the show itself which is rubbish instead of that they should really go for better storyline for every character. " Them saying no one should support TB after BnC is....😑" Like y ? Not saying that it was bad but bad things were done from both sides. Aemond n Daeron would have done way worse with Jace n strong boys if all their parents were dead honestly.

just like Alicent's anger on Aemond losing an eye was absolutely correct that same way Rhaenyra's anger was also justified, so would Helaena's anger as she and her children were having no fault in all of this

You can like the villian and their reasons for becoming the villain but I would not say they didn't deserve their death or punishment n I would not give any apology reasons ' like no he wasn't the bad guy or he wasn't a villian'. That's what I am always pointing but logic and GOT/FNB die hard Stans are never at same place 🤡

And regarding ur take one darkling or Darklina, I don't hate Darkling but ye he's not among my fav villians or any good written at all. Not only him, I don't like any single character from that book.

If I love Homelander, Klaus, soldier boy, Tom riddle, Rafe, Billy, Jerome, Roose bolton, Euron Greyjoy.., do you really think I would be anti Darkling or care fr him enough 😂 like these r just some tv screen villains I like but if I started talking about my actual favourite bad guys from Grim dark fantasy novels like Jorg ancrath n many more, Darkling would look like little twink infront of them😭

so pls think.. using your brain is not a big deal 🙏🏻

#house of dragons #hotd fandom #hotd discussion #hotd discourse #daemyra #rhaenicent #alysmond #shadow and bone #darklina #rhaenyra targaryen #daemon targeryan #alicent hightower #aemon targaryen #aegon the second #aegon targaryen

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ms-moonlight-inn · 3 months

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🥨Tag Game Wednesday🥨

Tranqed & tagged by the National Wildlife Association & @juliakayyy, @skylerwinchester, & @jrooc on this fine Wednesday.

name: super productive cutie patootie who's doing laundry on a school night 🤯

age: twice the hypotonus of purple divided by pi

star sign: taurus ♉ (born in the year of the dragon🐉; it's my year, y'all!)

your first language: English/Spanish

second language: Spanish/English (ok, that was snarky of me, I'm bilingual from the cradle)

favourite lip product: I used to use Maybelline Baby Lips tinted lip balm, but have recently stopped using it due to their continued use of palm oil. CoverGirl's tinted lip balm runs a close second. They've updated their policies on palm oil (though it's not perfect). I'm on the lookout for that "perfect" shade with the "perfect" ethical model.

the best food dish you can make without a recipe: Enchiladas & spanish rice. (The basic bitch, low rent version.)

If you drink tea, what kind? I like anything from Stash, especially the sweet n' spicy blend.

If you drink coffee, what roast do you usually get? I love a deep, dark roast. Something full-bodied & complex.

favourite thing to watch on youtube right now: Ugh... here's where I expose myself for the giant nerd that I am. I watch a lot of "facts" and "tutorials." So: plant videos, crochet tutorials, knitting tutorials, yoga videos, guided mantras, macrame/knot tying. Fuck, how embarasing.

favourite thing to watch on youtube in 2012: Oh, back then, it was probably music videos & dumb people narrowly avoiding death & people in other countries doing normal shit.

favourite item of clothing right now: This hoodie from LL Bean. I genuinely get upset when it gets too hot to wear it. It's on sale rn & I'm thinking of getting one in a different color. 🤦🏻‍♀️ Someone stop me!

favourite item of clothing in 2012: More than likely, it was my UC Irvine hoodie.

fandom

three movies you recommend: Green Street Hooligans, Rise of the Guardians, King of Staten Island

your favourite concert: The last one I went to was Foo Fighters, so that one?

have you ever unfollowed someone over a fandom opinion? No.

have you ever left a fandom because of the fans? No.

the best tv show you watched last year: Interview with the Vampire was good. Heartstopper was, too. Nothing has gutted me like Shameless.

do you have a fancasting you just can’t let go of? No.

a ship you’ve abandoned: Fangirls don't die, they evolve. No 'ship left behind.

on a scale of 1-10 how willing are you to share your ao3 history? Um, with who, prey tell? (pun intended)

do you have a fandom tattoo? (do you want one?) Not YET. Wifey won't let me get knuckle tats, so I have to get creartive.

what fandom do you wish was bigger? None, they are the exact size they need to be.

has a finale ever ruined a show for you? Swear to god, if we don't get one more season if OFMD. Also, we need a Shameless reunion and/or spinoff. That's all I'ma say about this topic.

have you…

swam in an ocean? Two of 'em.

ever been vegan/vegetarian? No, but I do enjoy going to vegan restaurants with my sister who is lacto-ovo.

gone skinny dipping? Yes, kinda.

gone skiing? No. I have always had shitty knees.

been to a convention? Yes, for work and fun. When I was in the industry, I used to go to health food conventions often. And I've been to NY Comicon twice. I almost went to a tattoo convention this year, but I got lazy. :-)

🥨🥨🥨

Check this shit out, I'm on time with this one! 🦚 I'm tagging @notherenewjersey, @mybrainismelted, @lingy910y, @francesrose3, @sleepyfacetoughguy with no pressure to play, as always. And anyone who wants to play!

#tagged #tag game #wednesday tag

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claymorexpunisher · 2 years

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Trading Places (18+ Oneshot)

Pairing(s): Finn Bálor/Fem. Reader

Summary: Finn can't shut up about his mixed tag match with Sasha and you've had enough.

Disclaimer: This was one of my very first fics I’ve ever written. I’m sure y’all know NOT to just slap handcuffs on anyone and all that. 😅🤦🏻‍♀️😂

Tags: 18+, daddy kink, domme/sub, rough sex, face sitting, hair-pulling, choking. M!Sub/F!Dom.

Word Count: 2,138

You knew it was stupid.

You knew it was stupid to be jealous when you were the one Finn came back to.

You were the one who wore the gorgeous black collar that was "fit for a princess" like he so called it.

You were the one who bent over backwards- sometimes, literally.- to please him and he always praised you for it.

So, it's really stupid to be practically foaming at the mouth at the sight of him bumping hips and "too sweeting" with "The Boss" and his Mixed Match Challenge partner, Sasha Banks.

Either way, tonight... Tonight you thought you'd mix things up just a little more...

By the time you both got to the hotel you were sure about what you were planning to do.

It was all you could do to not scream at the top of your lungs every single time Finn spoke his praises about Sasha and their "amazing" match that night.

Okay so you couldnt help but think how great Finn and Sasha worked as a team but, you weren't about to admit that, were you?

Not when you and your boyfriend already barely see each other enough as it is and he hasn't even stopped talking about the match long enough to tell you that he's missed you.

"Love?" He says softly with an adorably concerned look on his face.

"Hm?" You didn't even realize that you had zoned out on him.

"Where'd you go?"

"I'm right here silly!" you say jokingly while crossing your eyes.

“Ha ha very funny. You know what I meant. Is something wrong love?”

“No nothing’s wrong!” You see him eye you suspiciously through the corner of your eyes.

“I’m serious, Finn. Don’t worry about it.”

“Hmm alright then. If you say so.. good God I can’t wait to get to the hotel and rest.”

“Oh, me too Finn. Me too…” You say while trying to hold back a wicked grin.

~back at the hotel~

You and Finn make your way up to your room and you see Finn slowly taking off his gear.

While he’s busy getting undressed for the night, you discretely reach into your suitcase for the handcuffs and lube you had previously packed in your own suitcase.

You see, this isn’t the first time Finn couldn’t stop blabbing about the damn with Sasha.

It’s been going on all. month. long since he found out.

But today was your breaking point.

He smirks when he sees you throw the lube down on the bed, but he doesn’t notice the handcuffs you discretely stuffed in the back pocket of your jeans.

“Well love, I was going to get some rest but if you wanna play…” You take a step back as you he comes forward to grip your throat.

“Get on your knees, Finn. ” You say in the most stern voice you can muster.

“Excuse me?” Finn laughs out.

“Get. on. your knees Finn.” You ground out through your teeth.

“Okay this is really cute and all lov-” he’s abruptly cut off by you pushing him onto his knees yourself with a strength that suprises both of you.

You take advantage of his surprise to swiftly handcuff both of his arms behind his back.

“What the fu-” One again he’s interrupted, but this time with a firm hand gripping his face.

“Listen to me. Tonight you may only address me as Miss or Ma'am, you pick I honestly don’t care so long as you do what I say when I say it. No hesitation, no questions. Got it?”

When all you get is a shocked noise out of Finn’s throat and and equally shocked gaze you can’t help but laugh.

“What’s a matter, daddy? Cat got your tongue?.. I said, got it?”

“Y- yes Miss” he whimpers out when you suddenly grip his hair exposing his neck.

“Good boy” you purr out while grazing your teeth against his Adams apple.

You run your fingertips down his perfectly sculpted body until- to your surprise- you reach his very obviously hard dick and you give it a firm squeeze.

“A-ah fuck!” He squeaks out at the sudden pressure.

“You see this? You feel this?

“Who does this belong to?” Finn can do nothing more except moan loudly in pleasure.

“I said who does this dick belong to?” You ask louder while adding more pressure to his rock hard dick.

“You! It belongs you. It’s all yours! Please! Please fuck me pleasepleaseplease! Use me I’m all yours please! I’ve missed you so much please let me-” He screams out while thrusting his hips into your hand.

He’s interrupted by you chuckling seductively while removing your hand slowly away from his already leaking dick.

“Oh really? You’ve missed me, huh? That’s funny because you never mentioned in between all of your Sasha talk. "Sasha this, Sasha that.”

“Sasha’s amazing, I’m so excited for my tag match with Sasha”…. I’ve had to listen to this ALL MONTH Finn. And honestly, I’m tired. It seems that you’ve forgotten who your actual girlfriend is so, I’m here to remind you. “

” Wha- is this what all this is ab-“

"Shut. Up. Finn. Get on the bed.”

You see him hesitate for half a second before clumsily getting off his knees and climbing on the bed.

He looks up at you expectantly waiting on your next instructions.

“Ooh a fast learner, I like that.” You reach out wordlessly to unlock the handcuffs being mindful of how sore he probably already is because of his grueling match.

Almost immediately he tries to reach out and kiss you, but you quickly grab his hands while he makes another small whimpering sound from the back of his throat.

“Uh uh I don’t think so. I’m only uncuffing you because I know you must be aching from your match. But don’t think I won’t change my mind. Do you understand me?”

“Yes Miss, I’m sorry.” You give him a quick peck on his soft lips so he knows you’re letting his momentary disobedience slide.

“Now. Lay back on the bed, head on the pillow.”

You know you’re supposed to be mad at him but, you can’t help but laugh and watch as he scrambles to do as you say.

“Slow down baby, we have all night.”

“Sorry Miss.” He apologizes sheepishly.

“It’s okay, baby. Now, lay on that bed and don’t move a single muscle until I tell you to. Okay?”

“Yes Miss.” He says obediently.

“Good boy.”

You move away to quickly get undressed.

When you’ve peeled off every last layer of your clothes you make your way back to where Finn is laid out and not moving like you instructed him to.

You didn’t really plan this out from top to bottom so you take the time to look at your beautiful boyfriend from head to toe.

You feel a large lump in your throat as you look into his eyes and see him staring back at you with a look pure love, trust and lust.

And you begin to feel really stupid for thinking such childish thoughts.

How could you ever doubt that this man loved you with all his heart?

But, you were both clearly enjoying yourselves so you weren’t about to put a stop to it now.

You make your way towards the bed and straddle his hips.

And it takes everything within you not to grind against him when you feel his hard dick press against you.

“I should’ve probably asked this sooner but, you remember our safe word right?”

“Yes ma'am.”

“But since you won’t be able to talk in just a second, I suggest you pinch my thigh twice if you need to stop. Understood?”

“Yes ma'am.”

“Good. Now, here’s what’s gonna happen. Since you so nicely offered yourself to me and said I could use you any way I wanted.. I’m gonna do just that. I’m gonna lay this soaking wet pussy right on that pretty little face of yours.. and you’re gonna use that pretty little tongue that you’ve been running all evening long, and you’re make me cum.”

You don’t give him a second to answer before you straddle his head between both of your knees and grind your wet center against his mouth.

“Come on, get to work Daddy.” You moan at the delicious burn of his facial hair grazing against the inside of your thighs.

Meanwhile, Finn wastes no time in gripping both of your thighs and burying his tongue inside you, making you grip the bars on the headboard of the hotel bed.

“Oh fuck! That’s it Daddy, don’t stop. Make your princess cum nice and hard! Oh yeah.. who knew my big, strong and dominant daddy liked being treated like a little personal fuck toy, huh? How’s that pussy taste, Daddy? I bet dear sweet Sasha can please you like I can. Right, Daddy?” You moan out mockingly, gripping his hair and bringing his mouth as close as possible to your throbbing pussy as you reach behind you to take his hard dick in your hands and give it a few hard tugs.

“Mm hngh!” You feel the pressure building from within you as his own moans vibrate against your center.

When he gives a particular hard bite against your clit you find yourself crying out and squeezing your knees against his head and find your release.

Suddenly you squeal out as you flips you on your stomach and plunges two long and thick fingers deep inside of you. “ My turn.” He chuckles wickedly in your ear.

“This little domme act you pulled tonight has been absolutely precious, babe. And if you had been more patient, you would’ve realized that we were gonna play tonight. I saw you pack those handcuffs. Oh and the lube too. It’s really cute that you think anything gets past me. ” He chuckles while you can’t do anything more than grip hard onto the sheets and squeal at the pleasure of his fingers pumping into your sensitive pussy.

He abruptly turns you over and lift your legs onto his shoulders while gripping your throat firmly and you thrust your hips at the sheer thought of what you know is coming next.

“Stop moving.” He says darkly as he grips your hip with one hand to stop your movements.

With his other hand, he slowly runs his big firm hands up your body until he reaches your long dark locks and he pulls on them roughly, causing you to let a long needy moan.

“Do you remember what I said to you the night I gave you your collar?” He says with a tone that almost seems too tender for the form way he’s gripping on to your hair.

"Answer me.”

“Y- you said that you didn’t see yourself with anyone else. That you knew the second you saw that collar you knew it belonged around my neck, as much as I belonged to you as your sub and you as my Daddy.” You whimper out tearfully.

“That’s right.” He says, still with that same tender and loving tone while he reaches up and wipes the tears running down your cheeks.

“You know we don’t hide things from each other. Just because you’re my sub doesn’t mean your feelings don’t matter to me. As fun as this little stunt that you pulled was, I don’t appreciate you hiding your feelings from me.”

“I’m sorry da-”

Your words are cut off by Finn roughly grabbing your hips and pumping his hard length deep inside of your throbbing center.

“No. Now you are gonna listen to me. No more secrets. Talk.to.me.” He followed every word with a hard deep thrust that left you breathless.

He suddenly bit down and whispered in your ear in between harsh growls, “Now show Daddy why you and you only you earned that collar. Show me why you’re my Princess. Cum for me sweetheart, cum all over Daddy’s dick,babe. Come on.” He reaches down and gives your neck a hard bite that you both know is gonna leave a massive mark.

He’s thrusting so hard and so deep that you no matter how much you want to you can barely make a sound when you finally reach your second release of the night.

“That’s it baby, good girl. Such a good girl. So good..” He releases your hair and slowly strokes the long strands while gently pulling out from deep inside you.

You can do nothing but lay while you both catch your breaths.

“So,” You say after a few minutes.

“Are we gonna discuss the fact that you totally enjoyed me tossing you around like a ragdoll tonight?” You smirk wickedly and fall into a surge of wild giggles as Finn pounces on you playfully growling into your neck.

#finn bálor #finn bálor x reader #finn bálor x female reader #finn bálor smut #finn bálor fanfic #finn bálor fanfiction #wwe fic #wwe smut #wwe fanfic #wwe fanfiction #wrestling fic #wrestling smut #finn balor

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swissboyhisch · 1 year

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Christmas Traditions

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yourbestie: Cute Christmas pjays with my best friend 🎄 tagged: yourinsta

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zstrome: I MISS YOU GUYS SO MUCH!!!!! I have my set! We need a pic on Christmas Day.

yourinsta: Miss you too! Can't wait till you arrive x

user: They are adorable 😍

clove_bennet: Hot damn my fav cuties!

user: #bestfriendgoals

user: I have the same as you yourbestie

yourinsta: I love our outfits 💕

user: Matching sweaters as well?

laurenrodych: GIRLS

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mcdavid97: oh no, the baking has started! Now I won't see y/n till Christmas 🎄 tagged: yourinsta and yourbestie

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dylstrome19: OMG I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE GIRLS' COOKING!!! I HAVE MISSED THEIR COOKING 😍😍😍😍😍

yourinsta: You have to wait till Christmas, you know that!

yourinsta: Yes, we have Con 💕

cammcdavid: 😍

user: what are they making?!

yoursis: Their annual gingerbread house🎄

user: I wish I was apart of the McDavid/(L/n)/Strome/(Y/b/f/l/n)/Christmas traditions 😫😫

zstrome: PLEASE DATEEE FOR GODS SAKE

clove_bennet: Agreed, it's just getting frustrating 🤦🏻‍♀️

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drat27: Can I kiss the chef? 😍 tagged: yourbestie

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mcdavid97: y/n is the best cook

yourinsta: it's pretty equal

marner16: YUMM 😍

sandradraisaitl: Love you both x

yourbestie: You kissed the chef many times making me nearly burn the pie 🤦🏻‍♀️

yourinsta: drat27 DON'T MAKE HER BURN THE PIEEEEEEE

drat27: It didn't burn so there is no need to be angry

user: At least these two are open about their relationship!

user: IKR

yourinsta: feel like this is a targeted attack

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yourinsta: My fam ❤️ tagged: yourbestie, hollymcdavid and yoursis

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user: I bet you y/n was wearing the same

mcdavid97: my family 😊

dylstrome19: can't wait till the Stomes join ya's!

rstrome14: sadly I agree with dylstrome19

zstrome: Yes stromessss for the win!

clove_bennet: Damnnnnn we have to have our annual New Years Partyyyyyyy

amatthews34: Yes, Canda Hockey New Years Partyyyy

kennedymoore: ummm and some others, don't forget dylstrome19 and I

dylstrome19: rood🙄

bianca_skye: Hosted at the McDavid's?

hollymcdavid: yeah no.

yoursis: At younger McDavid's

yourinsta: not dating but okay 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@penny4yourthoughts @mp0625 @nowandkei

#connor mcdavid imagine #connor mcdavid x reader #connor mcdavid insta edit #connor mcdavid fic #edmonton oilers imagine #nhl fic #nhl fanfiction #nhl imagine #swissboyhisch social media fics #social media imagines

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absolutelynooneaskedforthis · 1 year

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MILLION DOLLAR GIRL

Cole McWard x Old Money!reader

for clarification y/n is not related to the hughes she’s just rlly close with them and is practically a sister to them and Trevor. The title is a play on “Million Dollar Man” by Lana Del Rey

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y/n.user one for the money, and two for the show 🫶🏻💋

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_quinnhughes leave my son ALONE.

jackhughes when do i get to meet the little guy?

y/n.user Jack Rowden Hughes i swear to god.

jackhughes sorry mom

colemcward what am i marrying into

-quinnhughes who said anything abt marrying?

y/n.user this is why i said don’t say anything 🤦🏻‍♀️

colemcward i had fun seeing you cry over paintings from 200 years ago!! 💚

y/n.user this is not funny (i love you) 💙

user1 i will cry

_quinnhughes me too tbh

trevorzegras y/n can pull?!?

y/n.user do you not remember senior year?

trevorzegras NVM ABANDON SHIP ABORT MISSION 🚨🚨

y/n.user that’s what i thought Zegras

colemcward what happened senior year 🤨

trevorzegras nothing coley

_quinnhughes he had a HUGE crush on y/n and wanted to asked her to prom

trevorzegras i then realized that she was basically my sister and i told her abt it like two months later before she moved to Ohio and i lost feelings LMAO

y/n.user HE ALMOST ASKED ME TOO I REMEMBER WE WERE IN SCIENCE AND HE WENT TO ASK ME SOMETHING AND STUMBLED ON HIS WORDS LMAOO

trevorzegras Sweet mother of Christ

colemcward I’M CRYING JESUS

y/n.user hes literally crying rn i’m not kidding

trevorzegras i’m glad one of us thinks this is funny

jackhughes HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABT THIS?!?

lhughes_06 you were too busy with your gf at the time 🙄

_quinnhughes yeah jack we tried to tell you but you didn’t think it was funny

jackhughes i cannot recall this

lhughes_06 it was the night y/n did her taylor swift album slideshow

jackhughes OH YES I DO REMEMBER LMAOO

y/n.user you got pissed at me that i put 1989 and speak now at 1 and 2

jackhughes BECAUSE FEARLESS IS SEVERELY UNDERRATED

y/n.user I PUT IT AT 3??

jackhughes IT DESERVES A FIRST PLACE GOLD PRIZE

colemcward do you still have the slideshow @/y/n.user ??

y/n.user yes, Cole

colemcward i know what we’re doing tonight…🤗

y/n.user sweet baby christ

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colemcward she’s kinda like a prettier jesus 💙💚

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y/n.user i love you so much oh my god

colemcward i love you too, pretty girl

_quinnhughes i will vomit (this is so cute)

trevorzegras you’re ruining the moment, huggy

colemcward yeah dad. stop.

y/n.user DAD IS SO FUNNY UR KIDDING

_quinnhughes is this what having kids feels like?

jackhughes you would know, father of the year 🏆

trevorzegras be nice to my sister

y/n.user we’re not related, Z

colemcward i don’t intend to hurt her ever. i’m being so dead serious rn

trevorzegras he passed.

y/n.user TREVOR ELIZABETH ZEGRAS

trevorzegras JOKES ON YOU I DON’T HAVE A MIDDLE NAME HAHA

colemcward you have one now. And it’s Elizabeth

trevorzegras ik 😔

jackhughes BRING HIM TO NJ SO WE CAN GO TO NYC TOGETHER PLEASE

y/n.user STOP BEGGING MY BOYFRIEND TO GO SEE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA WITH YOU

colemcward I WILL GO IF SHE LETS ME JACK I PROMISE 🫡

y/n.user fine.

colemcward YESSS

jackhughes WE WONN

y/n.user not quite…

jackhughes you’re coming too?!

y/n.user 🤗

jamie.drysdale DUDE THE VAN GOGH EXIBIT IS SO FREAKING COOL

colemcward IK WE WERE TRIPPING OUT IT WAS SO FUN

y/n.user we both cried too 😊

colemcward we said that would never leave the museum

y/n.user i had my legs crossed

colemcward DAMN IT

y/n.user FORGET ALL THE TEARS YOU��VE CRIED

colemcward ITS OVEERRRRR

trevorzegras IT’S A NEW STATE OF MIND

y/n.user ARE YOU COMING MY BABY?!

jackhughes we can NOT let the three of them in the same house together. Ever.

y/n.user the lake house should be fun…

jackhughes QUINNN

_quinnhughes what do you want me to do?

jackhughes take care of them.

_quinnhughes why? solar power is literally one of the best songs on Lorde’s discography

jackhughes you too?! i’ve been betrayed

lhughes_06 get used to it, Jackeline. In this house, we stan Lorde

jackhughes quinny doesn’t live with us?

lhughes_06 THE METAPHORICAL HOUSE ROWDY

y/n.user you tell ‘em lukey pookie

_quinnhughes i hope you all seek help before i have to share a house with you this summer

colemcward don’t worry, dad. well fix em up before june !!

_quinnhughes thanks, son

y/n.user crying rn bc of my boyfriend and his father 🥹

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I finally started watching Word of Honor and it's got me in a choke-hold and I'm not even 7 episodes in.

But... I have some questions - and as you are the Word of Honor specialist on my dash I was hoping you could help me out.

Does it have a HEA? If it doesn't I'm still gonna watch it, but I feel I need to be prepared. (Do I need to stock up on my wine?? Is it a tequila ending?!? Or is it a The Untamed ending?)

I keep seeing mentions that it is based on a book. As both a book lover and a media traditionalist (as in, you should always read the book) - is it available in English? (I am dumb and do not speak/read any other languages. 😩)

I started watching on Netflix because that was the app I was browsing when it showed in my suggestions and I said "Yes, this is good time to start this!" (at 9pm on Sunday 🤦🏻‍♀️) - But I have Viki, is Viki going to have the better subs? (my experience says yes, but thought I'd ask.)

And why did they make this show so specifically bingeable, every episode ends in the middle of a scene!

Oh my god to be considered a WOH specialist is like a life goal achievement. Thank you!!

Ok let’s dive in:

1) If you don’t watch the special 15 minute epilogue (available on YouTube), then yeah you will need tissues and tequila. I actually loved the sad ending though. It was beautiful. But after crying you can watch the epilogue and decide which you prefer.

2) It is based on a book called Faraway Wanderers by Priest (author of many novels, BL like Guardian and non-BL like Legend of Fei). The book has not yet been officially published in English, but there are English translations available online. I’ve not read it, so I don’t have a link. I’m hoping Seven Seas will publish it soon. They have just started publishing Guardian and are preparing to publish another Priest novel this year.

3) I watched it on Netflix. A month or so ago @linameka started watching it with me using Viki and I instantly clocked the poor quality subtitles. I switched her to Netflix immediately. You really never know which is going to have the better subs. For instance I started Falling Into Your Smile on Netflix and I couldn’t get through 5minutes of it. Switched to Viki and it was 1000x better. Finished the show in a weekend.

Yeah cdramas do that on purpose. They are like potato chips. I watch them faster than kdramas because they are just designed to binge.

Bless you for thinking of me 💜

#ask maibpenrai

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The awkward Olympics kiss between Louis and Eleanor makes me laugh every single time. The whole Olympics outing with the Modest people sitting right behind them. Classic.

Oh my god yes. I totally forgot about that kiss. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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[Book 4 of 4]

Story: 5 out of 5 Smut: 4 out of 5

I really thought this book was going to be my least liked, but oh my god did it prove me wrong!

It's a bit slow in the beginning, picked up a little after 300 pages, and made me fall absolutely in love. Not only did Stella become my favorite girl of the series, but Christian is warring with Rhys for that number one spot too.

This book has the perfect balance of mystery, romance, and angst. It kept me guessing up until the last few chapters and even solved the mystery of that ugly painting from book one lol.

Now enjoy my ramblings..

* Oohhhh. I love a good mystery. Who’s the stalker?

* Christian fucking with Dante and his fiancée is funny. He really is a possessive asshole.

* Christian shutting up Raya and Adam made me so happy. Take that middle school bs outta here.

* Brady suggesting Stella date someone for her blog.. I’m just imagining Christian’s reaction 😂 This won’t end well.

* It didn’t take Christian long to swoop in, huh? Lol.

* “I don’t believe in love.” — Famous last words, Christian.

* Oohhh. Pretty dress you got her, Harper.

* And social media knows Stella is “dating”. Let the shitshow begin.

* What is up with this turquoise ring?

* How fucked up would it be if Christian was Stella’s stalker? 😂

* Well at least she told her friends the truth.

* Lol at Rhys and Alex grilling Christian about Stella. I didn’t even know Alex and Christian knew each other.

* Goddamn. The stalker got close enough to slip a note in her purse?

* Awww. Christian helped her out of her panic attack 🥰

* Okay so I hate Stella’s family.

* Fuck the unicorn. I wanna cuddle Mr. Harper!

* Okay. The tension is THICK between these two at the art exhibit. Holy shit.

* Fuck. The stalker got into her apartment 😨

* Aww. Christian is so fucked. She’s sleeping in his bed 😂

* Damn. Christian is cold the morning after. Take that stick out of your ass, dude.

* Almost kiss.. oh my god! Just bang it out already!!

* Holy shit.. Stella’s fantasy 👀

* Awwww. Look at Christian and his heart of good saving the photoshoot 🥰

* He blew up a car 😂

* Christian keeps blue-balling himself. I don’t know whether to be proud of him or annoyed.

* Lol at the boys all teasing Christian over catching feelings 🤣

* Wait, wait, wait.. do Christian and Stella have a past that she doesn’t remember?! I’m so lost lmao.

* That family dinner was fucked from the beginning lmao. I’m so happy Stella stood up to her family. I had just hoped Christian would tell the sister shit for stirring the pot.

* Damn. Who is hacking into Christian’s systems? He’s gonna murder someone 😂

* ..and we have our first finger banging encounter. It only took 300+ pages 🤦🏻‍♀️

* STELLA!! — “I didn’t want soft kisses and gentle caresses. I wanted skin and blood. I wanted nails scratching down his back and bruises on my hips.” — Yes ma’am. Get it!

* Oh Stella. You’re my new favorite girl lmao.

* Way to go, Christian. Way to bring me down after that excellent scene. Just what lies are you telling, mister?

* Holy shit! He shot him 😂

* Fuck. This stalker is getting bold. Sending Christian threats? Wrong move, my dude.

* Awww. Christian’s in love with Stella 🥰 Now fess up, buddy! What secrets are you hiding?

* She told him she loved him and he implied it back 😩

* So that’s the story of the ring..

* “If she brought me to life with three words- I love you- she slayed me with an equal number. Don’t touch me.” — and my heart is broken. Ugh.

* HE FUCKING SAID THE WORDS 😭😭😭 I hate this book 💔

* Lol I love the guys teasing the fuck out of Christian.

* “You’ll always be my first, last, and only love.”

* WHO FUCKING KIDNAPPED HER?!

* So the traitor is Kage. What a dick. Now go find your girl, Christian. And figure out who the stalker is!

* Julian’s the stalker?! Wtf.

* He found her 😭

* So THAT’S the story behind that awful painting that keeps being brought up.

* Christian eats pussy like a champ 😂

* Wtf happened with the banana float 🤣

* He proposed! Oh my god, he proposed!

* They’re all sappy, married/engaged men and I love it.

* And now Stella is pregnant 😭

* They had a daughter! Oh how I wish I could have seen Rhys teasing the fuck out of him. Perfect fucking ending.

* I miss this group already.

#twisted series #twisted lies #ana huang #stella alonso #christian harper #booktok #book review #bookworm #booklr

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I’m thoroughly miserable from a trip to the dentist so let’s make it worse! 😂

Episode 9 - La Locker Room Aux Folles

Well this is a delightful opening!

Spot on with the music choice, as always

Ted & Beard at Roy: one of us! One of us! 😂

I need to know absolutely everything about Beard’s life. It’s not a want. It’s a need.

Oh no, why did they change the angle of Beard ‘fainting’? Was funnier head on, I think

Poor Colin 🥺 (why did I really want to call him Greg? Who the fuck is Greg?? 🫤)

Sniffing clothes must be such a man thing 😂

Come on Issac, I know you’re angry but he’s trying!!

How fucking dirty are your socks, Dani, if Colin can smell them as soon as you’re near?! 😂

Oops 😂😂

YYEEEAAAHHHH!!!

🚨GIRLIE LUNCH! I REPEAT GIRLIE LUNCH!!🚨 I’ve missed them

You’re not supposed to… yet we all do it 🫣 I’m looking at you, Ted

*dramatic gasp* ‘So much blue’ 😂

Their relationship is so gorgeous. They’re fully cheerleaders for one another, and Rebecca is so lovingly maternal towards Keeley in just the right way 🥰

And here comes dadTed 😂

Yes, babe, sniff those biscuits. It’s not like you get them every day or anything

I love how everyone not at all secretly love Ted’s stories as absolutely nobody ever stops him from telling them 👍🏼

And of course Rebecca would flip her lid at the idea of him giving biscuits to anyone else (like Sharon) but Keeley is 100% fine 🥰

We all know money makes everything better. Great job, Ted 🫡 😂

‘Of course, Ted. Family first’ 🥹 beautiful

(There’s 3 people in this scene, but why does it feel like Rebecca & Ted barely take their eyes off one another…🫠)

These fucking lyrics 😂😂😂 and the girls just bobbing along to it

And Miss Rebecca, you’re face is being very wife-life right now. Just saying

‘Fuck no’ Roy, that is your boss! 😂

‘I mean, why can’t Ted do it. 😳 I mean, I’d love to’ 😂 he’s scared of Rebecca 😂 and she didn’t even have to speak!

‘I heard that’ SHES SUCH A MUM!! 😂😂

Mr Shelby. The more I see Jade the more I love her

THEY’RE SO BLOODY CUTE!! 😍🥰😍🥰

What does it say about me that the creepier and more of an arsehole Rupert is, the more I fall in love with Tony?? 🤔 Hmm

‘It’s worthwhile to meet you’ gagged! Oh she clocked him right away. Good for you Jade!!

He’s spouting his usual shit and she’s not falling for any of it. That is the face of an incredibly uninterested woman. FUCK HIM UP, JADE!! 😂

I fully expected that shot it reveal him watching them from that window 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

Oh what beautiful chaos! You just know this scene was a delight to film. Of course they’re having a passionate debate about guitarists, not football! 😂

Also you’re not fooling anyone by saying Joe is better purely because he’s from Kansas. Come on now, Coach.

It also perfectly highlights why we need more Beard 🫣

Hey now! Leave Stairway to Heaven out of this, man! I love that song!!

Beard at the door 😂😂

So true that the press care more about who is the best guitarist rather than football 🫡 journalism we actually care about! 😂

‘The guy from Cream’ 😂😂 they did that for Hannah! I have to agree with her though, Eric is a great guitarist!

Not gonna lie, I am surprised she even knew a rock band to name 😂

I, too, am sick of Roy being Roy. Brett has been wasted on the grump this season.

That’s what we want!! Give me all the Rebecca being Rebecca!!

So real of Leslie to cheer her walking down a hallway. He gets it

‘Get your hair arse into my office. Now!’ God, she’s got when she’s angry 🥵🥵🥵

‘Ooooo’ they’re all just a bunch of kids on a playground. I love it! 😂

Is his arse the only part of him that’s not hairy?? 🤔 That is a furry man 😂

Must be the pick on Richard episode 😂

‘That Ted’s son is failing science. Scandal’ Trent, you’re delightful and I’m sorry you’ve not been here the whole time! 😂

Going to Fairy Gay Godmother for advice. We love to see it 🥹

Henry’s poor teacher 😂

‘What the fuck is your problem’ ‘Wait, I know this one. You are!’ Rebecca, you sarcastic bitch. I love you! 🥰

This dynamic is absolutely gorgeous, too. I feel like Rebecca & Roy are maybe the only two who are fully real with one another without fear that they’re going to upset the other one. With Roy telling her she shouldn’t settle, and now Rebecca telling him he needs to figure out what it is he wants. I wish we had more of these two this season.

Hasn’t Nate got a team, too? Why does he always seem to be doing game play stuff alone?? 🤔 Or does he prefer it that way??

Rupert is disgusting. *insert clip of Hannah saying ‘I fucking love it’*

A guy’s night?? Don’t trust him, Nate! 🫤

Classic Chris & Arlo banter. I’m gonna miss it! 😂

Okay, so a spin off of Mae and the bar is actually what I want. Apple, you listening

Leslie, my boy, what is going on? Why you texting her when she’s right there? What did that text say?? I’m confused.

He was quick to jump in with that handshake stuff 😂 it’s been playing on his mind since they met, I’ll bet 😂

Issac, I know you’re angry, but you’re just being a dick now.

And moving your hand was such an arsehole move. Uncalled for, dude.

Uh oh, the girls are fighting 😳

Some more award winning ‘pretending to care about football’ acting from Hannah there. Nicely done 😂

This guy hand it coming though. Absolutely disgusting behaviour which, unfortunately, is very close to real life.

Okay, Leslie that really was the worst time for a joke, but I will say it did make me laugh 😂

I know it’s all for storytelling purposes, but the boys are right. It’s nothing new to them, So why have such a huge reaction now? These boys have such varied responses and reactions on things sometimes depending on plot point that it’s a little icky 🫣

Sam & Jamie have such a brotherly relationship now. I’m loving it!

Another callback to when Keeley entered the locker room and Roy didn’t want her there. Nice.

Them assuming Issac is gay because of his outburst is totally logical too. But it does kinda force Colin to say something, even if he feels he can’t yet, if he’s to step up for his friend 🫤

Them all looking at Jamie and him telling them he’s flatter is what? 📢GROWTH📢 Can you imagine season 1 Jamie in that situation?! 😳

Roy taking what Rebecca’s just told him and paying it forward to Issac 🥹 the boys are learning!

Fucking Will! 😂 you must just always assume he’s there someone because chances are he is 😂

I kind of love that they didn’t show Colin saying the actual words. It wasn’t needed.

‘You’re gay, big whoop’ exactly Dani. Big whoop indeed!

It wouldn’t be Ted Lasso without a folksy story that may not have anything to do with what they’re talking about 😂 Ted, all you had to say was ‘we do care. What we mean is it doesn’t change anything. You’re not alone’

Look at proud uncle Trent watching them all be amazing 🥹

HOW DO I FALL IN LOVE WITH THESE BOYS MORE AND MORE EVERY EPISODE?! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE??

Okay Trent, he’s getting ideas for his book 👀 I’m excited! I’m loving your Dolly t-shirt too, btw 😍

He doesn’t have to hide anymore 🥹

Shut the fuck up, George. No one cares what you have to say

Go off, Mae! 😂 that is a woman you do not want to cross!! 😂

‘Not Claire’ these boys 🥰

Come on, Nate. You know exactly what Rupert is like. You’ve seen him with his assistant with your own eyes, for goodness sake. Like he was ever going to have a drink with you one on one. Be real, man.

Is this the end of his time at West Ham though? I hope so.

A ‘that’s what she said’ joke I’m not so many words? Okay then 🤷🏻‍♀️

Why would she give Ted talking points, Rebecca? You trust him now, remember

A Roy press conference is what’s I’ve always wanted 😍

And he’s using his time to tell a story, just like Ted. Brings a tear to my eye 🥹 GROWTH, PEOPLE!!

This episode really is just a PSA to football fans to keep their fucking mouths shut, and I love that.

‘Five o’clock shadow head’ ‘New Trent’ & ‘Goblin King’ are all why he needed to do more press 😂

He just wanted a hug 🥺

I knew this is what it all came down to, the fact that he was hurt his best friend didn’t feel like he could tell him. But he needed to hear Colin say that 1% chance scared the shit out of him. He’s rather they stay friends than live as his true self freely 🥺

‘The team knows. That’s enough for me’ ‘No one’s gonna say shit. I promise’ OMG I’m on my period and incredibly emotional right now. This scene made me cry just as much as it did the first time 😢

Him asking these question is so real 😂 I’m glad their friendship hasn’t been affected in the slightest.

And I agree, 1967’s Raquel Welch is *chefs kiss*

‘No. But you know I do, yeah?’ I MEANN!!!!🥹🥹

Another great song choice to end on, too!

Well that was another amazing episode!! We even got a little bit more Rebecca than we have since Amsterdam!! And angry Rebecca at that. What a win! 😂

Some absolutely great moments from everyone in this one, but I’m hoping Roy is going to start sorting himself out now and stop being such a grump. We’ve still got that scene of Roy, Keeley & Jamie from the promo to look forward to 🤞🏼

We’ve got Edwin Akufo back next episode which sounds like a delight, even with how he departed last time. My naive Tedbecca loving heart’ and knowing how much this show loves a callback, hopes that his visit involves inviting Ted to coach for his team. I’d love another scene of her telling someone, Ted in this instance, ‘I can’t make you stay, but I don’t want you to go’

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