a relationship should go both ways. i tell him fun facts about toxicology and he tells me not to drink soap

sometimes i see people reblogging something that just makes so much sense. like yeah i bet you would enjoy the feeling of blood running down your chin, cannibalism mutual

love mindbreaking cute girls

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Me making content || a dead ship.

Im commited. I even do the sub poses to make sure they work when I write out scenarios.

mutuals that never sleep, my beloved

i got off to your empty screams-- the sounds you couldn't make because i wrenched them from your vocal chords like a violin without a bow

not even god will get to hear what you say

for you are only my instrument

hey guys you know when you love someone. like you REALLY love someone and you want to hug them forever but you also like hate them because they're a fucking patronising mollusc that dodges the question when you ask them what they want for their birthday and also you just really love this person like so much like so much it makes you CRY from the sheer amount of emotion you carry around and you wonder how you can go on living without like imploding because you have too much mass. but in a friend way. yeah that.

*sees one image of character from fandom

Me: Oh nice, haven't seen that character's fanart in a while

*sees two images of character from fandom

Me: Hmm... must be missing a revitalization of the fandom or something.

*sees THREE images of character from fandom

Me: *looks at profile picture

Me: ... ah... mutual's at it again.

I love seeing my friendo's live-blogging the games they're currently playing :>

The startling realisation that your friends are actually fake leftists is truly upsetting

I love making new mutual off the most random things 😣

I'm not even that into petplay stuff, but oh, my sweet puppy, seeing you get so excited about being called that is the sweetest thing, having you so desperate lile the mutt you are,,, I almost understand it. Bark for me pup, turn off your brain for me and let's just fuck like the animals we are.

in church they said jesus was their everything and i thought of you

She loves to pretend that I annoy her even though I know she finds me absolutely adorable 🤭