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fearlessfairy · 1 year
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Elena's speech about how happy she was when she was in the local abuser's bed the whole summer like she was never happy with Stefan, that made me quit stelena.
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eternallovers65 · 6 months
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I'm sorry, but if you like Cole, I'll immediately assume you're a cheater and you don't care about all the havoc you cause on people's lives
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daenysthedreamer101 · 4 months
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Alexia 'Lexi' Branson
"I was feeling epic, whatever." (TVD 1x08)
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veone · 7 months
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stefans pride n joy
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gruvu · 1 year
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Here have some Stefan doodles, cause he’s one of the more fun shapes I like to draw lately. Boars have funky features and it’s nice to mess with them.
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la-hoire · 11 months
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becolesky ship edit that I unfortunately worked really hard on
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realbeefman · 6 months
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some people watched vampire diaries because they wanted to fuck the salvatore brothers i watched because i wanted the salvatore brothers to fuck. we are not the same
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thetimble · 5 months
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philtatosbuck · 5 months
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I saw someone say that if Elena or Caroline were in the prison world instead of Bonnie they wouldn't have stayed there as long, do you think that's true?
taking into account that they fully thought bonnie and damon were dead and didn't know about the prison world for the first four months (?) i assume you mean the other like. four? five? months she was there (she was there for almost a year wasn't she??)
yeah that's true idk what you want me to say. for one bonnie is good for trying to resurrect bitches she would've been trying to resurrect either one of them and coming up empty BUT let's say for the sake of it that they found out after four months as they did in canon and damon comes back but caroline/elena doesn't
if it were elena and damon stuck in the prison world damon wouldn't have accepted elena was 'dead' so easily even if she was stuck with kai he would have been doing his usual shit and threatening any and everyone into finding a way back far quicker than he did for bonnie (that's nothing against bonnie or their relationship at all. that's just his canon behavior towards elena and stefan to a degree that he does not display towards bonnie in canon until later on)
if it were caroline and damon i'm ngl i don't see him working hard to get her free or anything but if he came back and told everyone else about it then they would be trying to save her immediately
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twofoursixohjuan · 7 months
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74 or 81, Tursgud, Stefan, Jesper
ooh you know my weakness for weather metaphors
81. we're in the middle of a storm and you want to stop and feel the rain?
Slaves of Socorro, just after Nightwolf goes down:
Stefan's always been...aware of Tursgud. As an enemy, as a threat, then later as a guilt, a magnetism, a fire that whispers touch me, it'll hurt. It's nothing to how he feels for Jesper, but Stefan and Tursgud have been whirling in each other's orbits for a long time, and that kind of fascination doesn't die easily.
But Tursgud does, as it turns out.
Stefan watches Nightwolf go down with a sort of detached horror. Part of him wants to dive overboard, try to swim for survivors (there will be none). Another part, a much larger part, thinks callously, Good.
But he still can't move from the rail.
The Heron lurches wildly under his feet, and there's a thud beside him as Jesper loses his footing and stumbles against the bulwark, setting the shields rattling. It takes Stefan a long moment to look up.
"Stef, the sails," says Jesper, voice fast and tight, and Stefan blinks at him for a long moment as the ship lurches again, spray from the boulder that just missed them stinging his face. The port sail is up but fluttering against the mast, and Jesper can't raise the starboard yardarm on his own.
"He's just—" he manages, but that's as far as he gets before Jesper catches his shoulder and shakes it.
"Not now, Stef," he says. "This is the storm. Get through this and feel the rain later."
A stray arrow fired from the bank whips past Jesper's shoulder, and Stefan's brain kicks back into gear. He fights past the urge to shove Jesper to the deck and stand over him and defend him because he's not losing anyone else today—
(What does it mean, that Tursgud's death makes him feel like this?)
Instead, he nods once, grateful, and dives for the starboard lines.
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fearlessfairy · 10 months
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Just friendly reminder that Damon cheated on Elena and killed one of her best friends while she was in coma.
the better man and a total husband material. :D I still wonder what showrunners have been smoking. :D
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yesyourstalker · 2 months
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Mahi: so how were the interviews?
Neta: they were good. How's college?
Mahi: It's going well
Neta: are you making friends mahi hmmmm? Making computer friends?
Mahi: shut up. When are we going to meet the new recruits
Neta: next week they're coming in for training and you are going to train them.
Mahi: ok.... Like what day next week?
Neta: Tuesday. The training starts Tuesday I will start scheduling them for individual shifts so they will be working here for a while.... it'll be great I think you'll like them.
Mahi: okay great. I don't have class then. where are you going to be Tuesday? I assume you're not going to be here
Neta: yep I have wedding planning I have to do. You think you can handle it by yourself
Mahi: yeah of course I can neta I'm a store manager remember. You don't have faith in your management. The longest person who's been here.... I can handle it.
Neta: I trust you. You're going to be with Candi and Warabie they're going to help you. If some things people's wrong please call me
Mahi: alright
Neta: ok this is something I need to tell you and it's really really important.
Mahi:.............
Neta: I have this friend, his name is Stefan. He's a betta. You probably know who he is, he's on the cover of 'kriller coffee'
Mahi: is he the guy that had his coffee shop closed down because he was accused of money laundering?
Neta: yeah him. If he comes into the store, send Vinny to the back.
Mahi: who's Vinny?
Neta: you'll know him when you see him all right. If Stefan comes to the store, send Vinny to the back. They cannot make eye contact. They cannot look at each other. They cannot feel each other's presence look at me. Look at me right now...........they are not allowed to interact.....at all. Okay, simple request.
Mahi: All right, I'll try..... See I hate it when you do that now I'm less confident in my abilities
Neta: you got this champ. I believe in you
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Neta: *yawn*
Ikkan: tired?
Neta: yeah... I've just been really busy..... The store's going to be open in........one year...wow so close. You graduating this year right?
Ikkan: yep....three months..... we're also getting married next year.
Neta: oh yeah.
Ikkan: less than a year. It's actually 9 months
Neta: It's getting close
Ikkan: getting cold feet?
Neta: absolutely not. I waited so long to get the chance to call you my hubby [kiss.....kisskisskisskiss]
Ikkan: hehehe neta haha stop! Hehehe [kiss] we have to visit the venue next week....... and still need to talk to a Baker.
Neta: you still want a spice cake?
Ikkan: with little to no frosting... and apple
Neta: with a brown sugar drizzle?
Ikkan: yes....
Neta: It's better than carrot cake
Ikkan: carrot cake is good. You're just stubborn
Neta: vegetables should not be in cake. I'm sorry that is just the hill I'm going to die on.......*yawn*..... I'm glad the kelp dome is available....and we don't need to spend money on flowers.....we still need to put out wedding invitations. I have some old Splatoon buddies I want to come.... what about you? You still want your family from krillarney to come
Ikkan: yeah maybe some aunts and uncles can come and a couple of cousins
Neta: mmmm that's great. I'd love to meet them.....*yawn*.....mmmm...hmmm [kiss]....what about the honeymoon? Hehehe where do you want to go? [Kiss]
Ikkan: mmmm I don't know.......you said you wanted to go back to haddaido.... maybe stay at a resort
Neta: mmmm...I was thinking conch shell cove..
Ikkan: that's nice...get a air BNB....[kiss] with a nice view...[kiss]......
Neta: [kiss]..... I mean I got a nice view right now hehe . come here....[kiss]
Ikkan: I thought you were tired?
Neta: I'm not that tired [kissing]
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Service worker: so The wedding will be set in the center, chairs will be set here. For the reception, I guess we can get rid of all the chairs. You have a small stage for entertainment and-
Koi-koi: sorry I'm late traffic and everything.
Neta: koi
Ikkan: hey mom.
Koi-koi: Hi guppy! [kiss]......................cover your neck I can see your hicky!
Ikkan: mom stop!
Koi-koi: cover. it!!.......
Ikkan: I'm going to the bathroom........ You're the only one who noticed.
Koi-koi...hmm.. awwww Neta! it's good to see you honey [peck]
Neta: Mrs. Admiral
Koi-koi: oh please just call me koi we're not in a work setting......... So this is the place? It's very nice. Natural light, very spacious, beautiful greenery. You choose a very nice location.
Neta: yeah.... We wanted something close to nature but...heh.... without bugs or .....birds..ikkan doesn't like birds hehehehe
Koi-koi: He's always been scared of birds. I have no idea where that stems from.
Service worker: well, the only bugs that we do have is in our butterfly garden. That's another option that most people go to for weddings...hehehe hhhhh
Koi-koi: uh huh.....how much is this going to be?
Service: well he picked A package which only provides the venue which is just the greenhouse. No other added things like music or flowers or food that equals out to be around 7.000
Neta: I have about 20.000 in my savings I was just getting-
Koi-koi: what are the other packages?
Service: well we have a total of four packages. A package is just the greenhouse. The B package provides music and flowers C package provides flowers and-
Koi-koi: which one is just food and flowers?.... I'm assuming you kids have your own music artist friends you'll invite to the venue so the music is not needed.
Service worker: so that is the C package....ummm...... That will cost 10.000
Neta: that's... that's like half of my-
Koi-koi: who's the caterer that will provide the food and what food will they be providing?
Service worker: well we usually outsource our foods from various restaurants. La homard and The Oceanside Cafe. they have a lovely selection of macarons that people just ad-
Koi-koi : do we get to choose from the menu? Or do they have their own pre-selected menu?
Service worker:........ they do provide a pre-selected menu but you are able to pick and choose what you want from any restaurant but there is a fee
Koi-koi: how much?
Service worker: uhhhh 800
Neta: That's... A little bit over my budget
Koi-koi: perfect. May we have the menus please......thank you. Here you go neta
Neta:.koi.....this is a little too much for me
Koi-koi: what flowers do you provide? The color is going to be green and purple. I was thinking of something like Purple stock and Dark purple carnations moonvista maybe some sages decoration. How much would that be
Service workers: that would be 900 those flowers are not provided in the C package so it would be a little bit extra.
Koi-koi: so how much should that be?
Service worker: 11.700
Neta: ehhhh thats-
Koi-koi: Great! Am I able to pay it monthly or all at once?
Neta: koi
Koi-koi: shh I'm doing business... Is there an interest fee?
Service worker: no we don't have an interest fee and you can pay for it every 2 months
Koi-koi: Great!.... Let me just get my card out.....ehhhh....I'll put it on my black cyan card.
Service worker: oh Black cyan!.... Right away.
Neta: koi I really appreciate you doing this but It's okay really I don't want you to spend this much money on-
Koi-koi: I have been saving for this for a long time... You really make ikkan happy..... The happiest he's been in years..... I really don't mind paying for it. You can use the money you saved for your suit or shoes maybe something for your groomsmen......
Neta:.............thanks koi
Ikkan: All right, I'm back. Here's your makeup..... Is this good enough for you?
Koi-koi: watch the attitude.... Well we have everything sorted out....
Service worker: here's your card back ma'am. You're receipt for your first month's payment
Koi-koi: thank you dear you've been a real help.
Ikkan: mom we talked about this neta and I have no problem paying for the expenses. If neta doesn't have enough I can pay
Koi koi- sweetie I insist. I've been dreaming about your special day for years. Since you were born. [Kiss]
Ikkan:...... Is this how you pictured it......
Koi-koi: ............. well...no. I pictured you in a wedding dress with your tentacles up in a tight bun..... but I do look forward to seeing my guppie in a nice tailored suit.
Ikkan: mmmmmmm I can still wear a dress.
Koi-koi:* heh* stop being silly
Ikkan: hehehehe I can wear your dress
Koi-koi: hahaha .... no. you'd stretch it.
Ikkan: I can fit in it you just need to cut the sleeves off.......... and dye it black
Koi-koi: *gasp* never!........ maybe you can wear your father's suit.
Ikkan: no I already have a suite in mind
Koi-koi: speaking of your father where is he?? He wandered off an hour ago.
Ikkan: I saw him near the fruit and vegetables when I came out of the bathroom
Koi-koi: oh ugh.... He's probably lecturing one of the gardeners. Probably something about mulch. You know how he is....hmmm.
Service worker: I almost forgot. We also need to know how many chairs we'll need to provide for guests.
Koi-koi: how many guests are you inviting
Ikkan: we actually haven't talked that much about that yet and haven't put on any invitations either. You haven't even made them yet.
Koi-koi:................................................................... Is it okay if we get back to you honey?
Service worker: Yes of course, but we do need to know how many guests a month in advance.
Koi-koi: of course we'll call you when we figure it out......... ....*sigh* you need to Make a list and figure out who is coming. I know you probably have a lot of friends who you want to go. You can maybe choose a couple family members and the same goes with Neta. You need to get on that. The weddings in a couple months........ Practically a year actually. You have plenty of time.
Koi-koi: All right, let's go home ..... Maybe dinner...... Boys do you want something to eat
Neta: yeah I could take something home
Ikkan: sure
Koi-koi: Merv we're going.... I'm going to try to find someplace to eat
Merv: so what kind of fertilizer do you use?
Gardener: Salmonoid excrement
Merv: oh really
Gardener: oh yeah It's very rich and nutrients we usually use it for produce. We have a partnership with grizzco we put advertisements around some of the green rooms and they give us salmon poop. Pretty solid deal
Merv: I used to own a farm
Gardener: ohh
Merv: and we raised manatees so every other month when we need to clean up their stalls and we used their-
Koi-koi: dear we're leaving......stop harassing the gardeners
Merv: All right .... Is there a way I can buy some of that salmon fertilizer?
Gardener: we sell small bags of it in the gift shop.. It's on the left
Merv: huh well I'll go over there
Koi-koi: Merv!!
Merv: okay!....... You said on the left right? Okay, thank you
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Neta: Crab cakes we got food!.. does my crab cakes want crab cakes?
Cirrina: hi Daddy hi dad!
Ikkan: aw hi cici
Neta:.....oh hello?...... Cirrina ...... who's this?
Paul: you Don't recognize me Mr. V?
Neta: Paul?
Paul: yeah! He used to babysit me while everyone else's partying
Neta: well look at you. You got fingers now and actual flesh. You've really grown up huh. I mean the last time I saw you was.....was uh
Paul: 4 years ago I was 10.
Neta: yeah......... So it brings you here
Paul: oh my parents finally let me go to public school and I'm in her class.
Cirrina: we have a school project we're doing together.... Is that okay?
Neta: ohhhh what's the project history class?
Cirrina: It's economics
Neta: That's even better. You need any help?
Cirrina: nope, we're fine
Neta: are you sure?
Cirrina: Yes
Neta: I have a degree in business-
Cirrina: DAD
Neta: ok! Shit..... I'll leave you kids alone..... Dinner will be ready at 6...... Paul you want to stay we have crab carbonara.
Paul: uhhhh....
Cirrina: (shakes head )
Paul: No. I had to be home by 5:00 but can I-can I take some home?
Neta: yeah no problem kiddo
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Neta:.(Eating)..............
Cirrina:...(Eating).........
Ikkan: ....(Eating)
Neta:.....(Eating).......so...... Paul.......do you like him?
Cirrina: *huh* dad!!
Neta: what! Just wondering! Just wanted to know!
Cirrina: *ugh* I'm eating in my room.
Neta: was I not supposed to ask that?... What did I do?
Ikkan: she's just growing up babe, give her time...(Eating)........ We need to start working on the guest invites... Who do you think we should invite?
Neta: uh........ hold up. I'm getting a call.......... hello. Hey mahi
Mahi: TWO FUCKING BETTAS!??!? YOU HIRE TWO FUCKING BETTAS?!!?!?!
Neta: ok technically I did not hire two. I hired one but the other one is a business part-oh................... please stop yelling. Ok ........ok ........ I'll head over there right now!!...... who started the fight?...... Stefan, of course he did... I'm on my way. I'll be right back
Ikkan: can I have the rest of your pasta?
Neta: fine
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Mahi really should have let neta stay I mean them and warabi were both fighting for their lives @fish-at-fish-fish-resort
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nerdie-faerie · 3 months
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Caroline: isn't harming animals the first step in becoming a serial killer
Stefan, a notorious ripper vampire: well....
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veone · 1 year
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weed vs coke
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ttearsofthekingdom · 1 month
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Whenever I accidentally scratch my teeth with a fork I am reminded of the paleolithic teeth that were found scratched... ancient humans who would hold skins in their teeth and stretch them with stones.... we are the same...!
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blagueofchaos · 2 months
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I made a new header and icon! There were lots of great ones in the tags but I had a Vision and decided to go for it, and I'm really pleased with how they turned out. Well, admittedly the edit on the header is a liiittle janky, but that was kind of intentional with the half-baked 2000s-y vibe I was going for, really. Feel free to use them on your blog as long as you credit me :)
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