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thirst ask time! 👀 How does Leon move from the date part to the bed part? favorite position? how does he announce that he's gonna... u know... tell me everything!!!
you know what. If you guys are mining my headcanons for fic writing purposes, you better fuckin show me these fics when you're done LMAO I'm just sayin. Don't hold out on me, man.
anyway.
That first question? IS A GREAT QUESTION. I DON'T HAVE AN ANSWER READY LMAO
Thinking about it, Leon's very much a spontaneous, "in the moment" kind of guy when it comes to his interactions with people. When Krauser taught him to "go with your gut; don't think" it was probably easy for him to master that lesson, because he was already kind of in that mentality. I would probably say that Leon waits for an opening to present itself and doesn't bother at all if one doesn't.
Like -- Leon's not the kind of guy to invite someone back to his place and then bust out the wine and dim the lights and try to seduce them while they're sitting too close to each other on the couch. He's just not. If he takes someone back to his place, he's already successfully made the move to kiss them -- and before he's even pulled a full inch out of that kiss, the question, "Do you want to go somewhere more private?" comes out in a low, quiet voice -- and there's absolutely no question as to what he's offering or what his intentions are.
And if the answer is no, he just takes a full step back and says, "Next time, then" already knowing that there won't be a next time.
Maybe there doesn't even have to be a kiss first -- maybe the sexual tension is just so incredibly thick that there's absolutely no mistaking it, so the question he poses doesn't at all seem out of place.
But, either way -- once he successfully brings someone back home, he closes the front door, toes off his shoes, and probably pulls out some line like "Do you want a drink... or would you rather just go right upstairs?"
And if you cringed at that, well -- I said he was spontaneous. I didn't say he was smooth. He's not. As much as fandom would like to think of him as a suave James Bond type, he's anything but. James Bond has charisma and sex appeal. Leon Kennedy has depression and nerve damage. It's different. It just hits different. (For some reason, my favorite line from the Uncharted novel springs to mind here: "Suave is overrated and very last century. I'm rugged and adorably awkward.")
For your second question --
Leon's favorite position probably changes here and there depending on his mood -- but he's still a Good Boy protector archetype with an inherently romantic nature and a very likely conservative upbringing, and he does tend to prefer missionary. He likes to press his forehead against his partner's during sex -- or even bury the bridge of his nose in the crook of his partner's neck and hold his partner's hand down against the mattress, weaving his fingers with theirs.
But like, make no mistake. Leon is no Clive Rosfield. Clive defaults to making love, but Leon fucks. And, very regularly, Leon fucks hard. He will not hesitate to bend someone over and take them from behind if the moment calls for it (and it frequently does) -- and, if some girl wants to climb on top and ride him into the sunset, he's more than happy to help her anchor herself for balance or guide her hips if needed. He just prefers to finish in missionary, if he can.
And, while we're on the subject of finishing, question number three --
I don't believe this man has ever said the words "I'm coming" or "I'm gonna come" in his life. I just don't believe that. For as much of a cringefest as he can be, this goes back to my whole "Leon probably shies away from talking too dirty/avoids talking like a porn star" thing.
If someone's going down on him, he'll announce, "I'm getting close" as a friendly warning -- just in case whoever he's with doesn't want him to finish just yet, or if they're not particularly keen on taking a shot in the mouth -- but nothing more explicit than that. Maybe he'll pepper in a "You're so fucking good at this" with it, but. That's it.
I think it's probably very easy to know when Leon's getting close to orgasm, because the timbre of his voice changes (usually his voice goes higher, but if it's the kind of sex that's rough and hot and he's completely in control, his voice gets deeper, and this boy growls) and his breathing kicks up and he starts to get very liberal with dropping f-bombs.
But if the mood hits just right, and he's going nice and slow, and his partner's arms and legs are wrapped around him, you might catch him whispering against his partner's parted lips, between fevered breaths, the words: "Here I come -- here I come."
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“Come on you know you can’t hide anything from me we’ve been best friends since birth.” You sighed maybe it was best to tell somebody. And that really makes it all the worse, YOU ARE A FAKE WEAK ASS, WHACK ASS BITCH FR!! And yo choochie is js crawling wit diseases YOU DIRTY ASS BITCH!! CRITTER CHOOCHIE HAVIN ASS BITCH!!
“I’m sure he’s okay Y/N if something was wrong I’m sure he’d tell you now come on let’s go get a drink.” Don’t try and get my girl drunk so you can sneak into they bed and be a nasty whore again
You sighed and left the kitchen wondering where Jack was because all you wanted to do was go home and cuddle in bed with him while some baking show played in the background. Broooo his lame ass rlly don’t deserve her 🥹 like c’mere baby I’ll take care of you! Ohhhhh Jack better never turn his back on me,cause I rlly might kill him 😐
“Fuck just like that Jack.” “Yeah? You like that Miya I bet you do.” “Oh I do Jack fuck you’re so good.” Jaw is floored 😦 these nasty ass fuckin hoes IN THE FUCKIN PARKING LOT REALLY?!?! Have some damn class, first the bathroom & then the car. YALL ARE SOME DISGUSTING ASS BITCH AND I MEAN THAT SHIT!
You watched with blurry eyes as Jack and Miya messed around in the back of your car. AND ITS HERRRR FUCKING CAR?!! Oh.My.FUCKING.goodness. BURN THE WHOLE SHIT DOWN NOW!! Get that insurance policy off of Jack or whatevea
“It isn’t what it looks like baby.” I would’ve shocked him right in the damn mouth. Do we look dumb Jackman. Cause WHAT THE FUCK IS IT THEN??
“Y/N don’t be so dramatic Jack always wanted me and you can’t be angry over that.” Miya laughed from the backseat as Jack tried to hush her up. This bitch is rlly mouthy. I hope that bite match that bark. Cause this bitch Finna get her ass ALLL THE WAY BEAT PLAYIN WIT ME!!
“No I’m done you stay here and have fun with your sloppy seconds. We’re done Jack and this, us, we’ll never be anything ever again.” PERIOD BITCH KNOW UR WORTH & LEAVE HIM IMMEDIATELY!!
Urban knew he had a part in this and the right thing to do was to come clean and tell you that he made Jack do it but he figured you’d be hurt enough. Yea your raggedy no good ass gave Jack the idea, but you never MADE HIM do anything. He’s a grown ass man who made that decision on his own!!
“So were really done?” Jack whispered with tear-filled eyes. YESS boy fuck u, don’t try and cry now hoe, yo ass wasn’t cryin when u was balls deep in another bitch!!
was iffy about this one since it’s my first real fic in a minute but lmk what y’all think 😭 When I say you fuckin ate babe!! You fuckin exploded the damn place. you annihilated this shit, it was soooo fuckin amazing friend OMGGG 🫶🏽💕
Thank you for hyping me up babe 🥺💕 that shit means a lot coming from you I hope you know I appreciate you and love you very very much.
Your comment on jack asking if we’re really done is sending me 😭😭😭😭
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a shippin' / hc issue ? be warned : i am extremely fuckin pissed off abt this so there might not be some nice things here . again , im sorry for sayin "yall" so much . im talkin about all of those shippers .. no hate towards anyone , ofc , since this is just personal feelins/opinions of mine .
i hate when people ship ME with ANYONE in the phightin cast . for fucks sake . im aroace and not a lesbian ( even though you can be both , thats just not the case for me ) . no hate towards any lesbians out there , i love yall all ( platonic ) . " OHH SHE WOULD DEFINITELY KISS HER !! " no the fuck i wouldnt . at least SOME people know im aroace tho .. i wish i could run up to all of those people shippin me with the fem characters in the phightin cast and blow them all up ( not a genuine threat ) because what the fuck r u thinkin . the only person i love (romantically) is myself . silly autoromantic me !
speaking of platonic / romantic love , i do not like anyone else in the cult that way . we are FAMILY . not HOOKUPS . absolutely disgustin how yall think its ok to ship me and my brother . even if we are not "BLOOD RELATED" , you're still gross n weird for thinkin we even thought about each other that way . and to even assume i like the bitch whos tryna lock me in the slammer is even more nasty . god dammit just thinkin abt all the fanart i saw today made makes me want to punch walls ( exaggeration ) .
i never get this mad . EVER . i usually go nonverbal and isolate myself but this is the one time i dont ? i cant even escape it , either , nor can i prevent it ? i don't wanna go out of my way to block artists since they're just postin what they wanna post ( im not gonna throw a fit / call them out , i just wanna keep these feelings to myself since thats the smarter thing to do ) . but again , its icky . i don't remember kissin HIM . i don't remember tryna flirt with any of the other demons at all . it was just teasin . they took it the wrong way . i shouldn't have been so cocky in the first place ?? whatevr i can just suck it up n move on . maybe . i just wont say anythin about it.
scythe/rifle fictionkin (phighting) ..
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#fictionkinfessions#fictionkin#phightingkin#riflekin#scythekin#anty ship#headcanons issue#shipping issue#caps cw#incest cw#mod party cat
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a/n: @tom-hlover i hope this was to your liking! it was a lil hard but i do love tom holland’s spidey so here it is! i just assumed that it was a romantic relationship too !!
lets get it!
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okay so first things first?
yall are ATTACHED at the hip
ned and mj clown peter for this all the fucking TIME
like he always walks you to class and sits next to you in class
peter we get it you want this melanin dial it back
and you are a superhero FIEND
anyone who knows you knows you go feral for superheroes and spiderman specifically
mj knows this, ned knows this, peter definitely knows this
mj always just gotta give peter a look like
whenever you start gushing about whatever spidey did that night
“peter did you see him last night?! he looked so amazing!”
“ah yeah n/n i saw!”
internal SCREAMING
like his beautiful amazing talented spectacular crush and best friend is fawning over him ???
mind boggling brothers
i mean your lockscreen is one of those press hold ones that move? so at first it’s a group picture of you, peter, mj and ned then you hold and boom its spidey swinging
peter found this out by accident and simply lost his mind in his room
you would do ANYTHING to see spidey in action and anYTHING TO HELP
bbg just wanna be a hero too 🤪
this day peter couldn’t come over to your house this time bc of his internship and had to leave early
aka code word for spidey shit to do lmao
and you’re a lil bummed
“but petey it’s wednesday and we were supposed watch mean girls and legally blonde.”
“i-i know i’m sorry n/n i’ll make it up to you”
mj and ned heard that and LOST IT
you frowned watching peter book it outta there like the lights were out
i mean my mans usain bolted it
mj and ned couldnt go home with you either so that sucked
you didnt usually walk home by yourself and honestly you really didn’t want to
it mf queens man. it’s not the safest place in the world
you started walking home and decided to buy some snacks n shit bc you saw them glazed donuts lookin real SCRUMPTIOUS AND FRESH in that packet
now you got the snacks secured in your bag and ready to go
you’re walking down the sidewalk when you hear some grunts and scrapping sounds?
you look down the alleyway and literally see your idol spiderman cornered
nuh uh not on your watch
you dropped your bookbag and tied ya braids/locks/afro back and took a running start
just as spidey was about to get punched you KICKED that mf straight in the cheek
spidey is like ????
“get got bitch!”
y/n???? awSHIT
its YOU
on one hand that was badass and two WHY ARE YOU HERE AND NOT HOME???
you grabbed a random pipe laying around and went ham on that bitch
peter is like confused and panicking as he stands up
you are handling your shit you aint need no mf powers
you got the black nasties on that was powerful enough
you are deadass yelling BITCH each time you hit them
peter snaps outta it and pulls you back
bc damn they knocked out alr you were bashing that hoe IN
you drop the pipe and turn to spidey with that big ol smile
peter felt his knees buckle
“you okay spidey? you looked like you needed some help?”
holy shit?
“u-uh t-thank you y–miss”
he had to speak from the belly with that
(i can hear my chorus teacher going SING FROM YOUR DIAPHRAGM)
while yall chatting it up another villain swooped in and threw some shit at yall?
idk how to describe it but it damn near almost impaled you but thankfully peter’s spidey sense kicked in and he pulled you out of the way
even though now you’re in fucking DANGER you’re losing your mind bc you are pressed up against peter’s chest
like damn spidey you really built like that?
peter on the other hand is like shit
cant let the loml aka crush slash bestfriend get hurt but i gotta fight these mfs....
he’s like fuck it man we gon dip just this once and picks you up
“hold onto me real quick?”
“o-oh okay????”
you’re living the fuckin DREAM and wrap your arms around his neck
peter’s trying to stay professional but ... girl you smell good asf and you basically intoxicating babyboy
then he just tHWIPS it outta there and hooks his foot onto your bookbag
shit was sexc even tho that didnt make much sense
yall SWINGING thru the streets with a lil funk and soul
you’re fully living the dream now baby!
he kinda just kicks his foot up and you catch your bookbag before wrapping your arms around his neck again
he swings yall onto a building roof top and you’re in awe
you’ve never seen queens like this before
he lets you go
“woah....”
“beautiful right? one of the benefits of being able to swing around”
“i know thats right...”
he’s just admiring you now
lil did we know tony stark PEEPED that shit thaNKS KAREN
you noticed spidey just staring at you and you lwk feel your cheeks heat up (bc black people don’t blush ❤️)
spidey you deadass left two CRIMINALS out in the open like hurry up
“h-hey can we take a picture together? i wanna show my petey that i met you!”
MY PETEY?????
“o-oh uh sure? also who’s.... who’s petey?”
“oh he’s my best friend! technically his name is peter but i love giving him nicknames.”
bitch oh???
you turned on your phone and show him your lockscreen pointing at peter
“isnt he just adorable?”
palms are sweaty knees weak arms are heavy
“ah. do you. do you like him?”
you kinda just unlock your phone while looking away
“y-yeah i mean who wouldn’t? he’s perfect... 👉🏽👈🏽”
PETER INTERNALLY WENT
bro HE’S ASCENDING
YOU LIKE HIM????
PETER PARKER???
HIMS???
THIS WHITE BOY FROM QUEENS?????
“you like peter?”
“yes.”
“peter parker?”
“yes?”
“oh thank god”
“i beg your pardon?”
PETER....
“oh i um i said that b-because i know him and im pretty sure he likes you back”
“oh???”
“y-yeah. he talks alot about you”
my mans are you really... snitching on yourself?
he really being his own wingman...
“really?”
“yup. i get it too. you’re. you’re beautiful.”
you went
😳
🕶🤏🏾
are my eyes deceiving me or is spiderman calling me BEAUTIFUL???
now yall both flustered
you’re thankful for your beautiful melaninated skin
peter’s thankful for that mf mask
“t-the picture”
“o-oh right”
cue tony PLOTTING like a mf
yall take two cute lil selfies together before spidey realizes he on the fuckin JOB
“ah i have to go let me take you home. where do you live?”
and you tell him your address even tho he already had it memorized by heart
he swang you to your doorstep and waved you goodnight before going back to handle those criminals
after that peter’s finally on his way home when tony pipes up
“was that the girl you always talk about”
“m-mr. stark??? you saw that??”
“all of it. she’s badass i want her on our team.”
“?!”
that night you got an email from tony stark and you RANG UP PETER SO QUICKLY TO LOSE YOUR SHIT ABT NOT ONLY TONY BUT SPIDEY TOO
“PETER OMFG BRO LOOOKKKKK I GOT AN EMAIL FROM TONY AND I ALSO MET SPIDERMAN TODAY. HAVE THE GODS FINALLY CHOSEN ME AS THEIR FAVORITE FOR TODAY????? JAJDJSJDNSKDNXN”
“t-that’s amazing n/n!”
the next day at school you absolutely GLOMPED him and mj
you are BUZZING with energy
mj’s kinda like?? did peter dick you down or some shit why you this hyped in the morning???
peter alr knows and is internally screaming into the void bc you like him back????
you’re already showing mj the pictures like “BRO LOOK HE EVEN HELD MY WAIST YESTERDAY!!”
ned is like 😏
mj is like 😌
they giving peter the LOOK
bc bro.... cmon now peter.
mj and ned dip leaving you to gush to peter alone
“do you think i can really be a hero petey?”
“d-definitely n/n i mean you did save spiderman yesterday”
“you’re right!”
peter has lost his shit too many times
“also petey. i like you alot.”
cheek kiss and dip
petey boy is stunned standing there in the halls like 😳
then he revives himself like ik this pretty bitch didnt just kiss and dip me like that
now he chasing you
alls good
mj and ned got blackmail too
#spiderman x reader#peter parker x reader#peter parker x black!reader#spiderman x black!reader#tom holland#tom holland’s spiderman#ned leeds#mj watson#x black reader#x female reader#spiderman headcanon
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my opinons on the sides that nobody asked for:
Canon Logan: AMAZING. a little mean (which I love), and usually right even if the episode says he was wrong for the plot. I have not once disagreed with Logan about anything he has said. He should be listened to more bc in my opinion he is literally the most important side from an objective standpoint. i'm not gonna elaborate on that in this post but if y'all want me to I will
Fanon Logan: Hes great, a little more wild and feral than canon logan which is another thing I love. he has feelings but is allergic to them. can relate. sassy and done with everyone, epitome of "I don't have time for this shit, figure it out yourselves since you don't wanna listen." and I live for it bc I, too, am the logan of my friend group, believe it or not
Canon Patton: I like him. I don't love him, but I think his character plays a very important part in the development of literally every arc that we have seen bc of how much C!Thomas relies and leans on his morality for decision making. I disagree with Patton a lot but he's trying his best so he can live I guess
Fanon Patton: no. no no absolutely not. do not like him at all. specifically, I don't like how fanon patton (usually, not always) is depicted as someone who is always a victim and can never do any wrong. that's one of my least favorite characteristics in any character. it's not happening as much though, so i'm trying to warm up to him.
Canon Virgil: UGH I love him sm. sassy and a lil bit pessimistic. that's my type that's my type. perfect. I have only disagreed with him in the DWIT video and like,,,, pre acceptance. he passed the vibe check
Fanon Virgil: ehhhhhhhhhhh no??? kind of the same thing with patton, how he's always painted as a victim who can't do wrong. not my thing. not that I have a problem with people who do this!!! it's just not something I care for, I wanna be clear about that.
Canon Roman: i am very on the fence about him. do I like him???? I don't think so???? do i not like him???? I don't think so???? I feel like I know nothing about roman. a mystery. probably bc of the persona he puts on all the time. I think I COULD like roman if I knew more about him. so i'm gonna give him a pass.
Fanon Roman: oh yes honey there is flavor here. suave himbo??? we love to see it. he is doing his best and he is also very sweet but somehow stupid at the same time???? perfect. *chefs kiss* lemme go get me another fuckin plate bc it's so fuckin delicious
Canon Janus: BITCH!!!!! you already know I love him. finally some good fucking food. Him, Logan, and Remus are the only ones who be a lil,,,,,, spicy about the morals sometimes and I live for it. Janus is my favorite "fuck society, have a margarita and call in to work" character ever and I loveeeee him for it.
Fanon Janus: YALL DID HIM DIRTY IN THE BEGINNING I HATE IT HERE. y'all know what y'all did. y'all know. B U T, now????? yes I love him I love my lil creepy mysterious side character janus give me more
Canon Remus: YES BITCH YES BITC YES BITCH!!!!!!! he is DISGUSTING and BATSHIT and INSANE and I L O V E it. more remus characters in media, less of everything else. i'm also the remus of my friend group don't ask questions.
Fanon Remus: idk man I haven't seen too much of him. I have seen a fan art where he is drinking soap though so I love it. reminds me of the time I drank tea tree oil just bc I felt like it. we are one. 10/10
okay and here you have it!!!! a list of what I think of all the Sanders Sides characters even tho literally nobody asked!!! also I want to be clear that any critique I did of any character is MY opinion on them. i'm not attacking anyone if they think differently or anything like that, this is just one person and their feelings about them.
TL;DR: logan is great, patton is alright, virgil is good, roman is ????, janus is nice, and remus is stank nasty
#logan sanders#janus sanders#remus sanders#virgil sanders#patton sanders#roman sanders#sanders sides#the way that nobody is going to care lmfaooo#its okay because EYE care
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FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST 2003 LIVE REACT: EPISODES 21-25
almost halfway done lads how we feelin'
episode 21: the red glow
ah yes barry
"i'm alphonse elric!!!!!" yes u r baby!!!
who just popped over the wall
scar im assuming
"i kill therefore i am".....barry spouting descartes rn
it was scar haha
um
hi greed
thought i saw you earlier
WHY DID THEY DRAW HIS ARMS THAT LONG
ope he found the chimera crew...
jerry jewell's evil laugh gets me every time lmao he's so great
ed has deep philosophical talks bro
also ed is chaotic but his personal morals are unshakeable
who are these prison guards gonna release
oh hey kimblee
oh hey squad
ed take out ur pokeball
um wth is that
OH MY GOD TUCKER WHAT
EW
I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIANT YODA OR A SWAMP MONSTER
he looks FUCKKEDDDD
bro of all the things i was not expecting him
oof ishval flashbacks
young scar why is your hair brown
why is it white now
WHY IS HE NAKED
whos her
lust 1.0 im assuming
ew omg tucker is literally so fuckin nasty lookin idk
idk why but he's worse than rod reiss titan for me
wait a damn minute
wait a damn fucking minute
goddamnit
what is GOIN ON
i need tucker to stop whispering he sounds like fucking voldemort on the back of quirrells head
jesus
episode 22: created human
hughes' pajamas look like armin's futon from aot junior high
the bad place???? was that greed's prison gluttony was lookin at?
im still shook af over tucker and tbh its been like 24 hours since i watched episode 21
STOP WHISPERING TUCKER
driving me up a wall
my poor son looks so tired :(
those moral principles at it again
bradley.......
ewww the way tucker walks STOP
hi envy!!!!!
so all of those prisoner guys gonna get flattened by some alchemy
hey kimblee!!!
so did greed escape with the homies???? cause i feel like he would have made his presence known already....
i feel like im missing a lot because im a ding dong
musty prison kimblee is kinda...hot....physically speaking..oops..personality wise obviously there's MUCH to work on
so envy knows hohenheim
ED BABY
he won't do it
oh no alphonse
oh god memory implants
al's identity crisis CONTINUES
they wanna become humans??? huh....doesnt really make sense for their characters...(maybe envy but more on that at 11)
is ed gonna kill these guys for al
some1!!!!!! hold!!!!! me!!!! im so stressed
is he pretending to do it and he's got another plan up his sleeve!!!!????
honestly he's so depressed i cant even tell
those unshakable moral principles at work again i see
the red water can turn ed into a god???? wtf ed doesnt want to be a god he wants to punch god
oh theres the greed squad! i found them!!! is kimblee joining up with them
maria girly!!!!!!!
THE HOMUNCULI IN THEIR STUPID UNIFORMS I--
who's the lady. i need 2 know.
episode 23: fullmetal heart
alphonse is destroyed again
poor kid
"edward sir" brosh pls!!!
oh excuse me--- ***Bloch
The Ross Slap™
winry <3
pinako takes no prisoners
ed didnt you JUST tell brosh and ross they might be right that you needed to trust adults with more shit and now youre blowing off hughes
ed's DRAWINGS im-
hi sig hi izumi!!!
al is so sad over there in that corner
poor baby son
sometimes i feel like hughes and mustang are ed and al's divorced dads
the little arakawa avatar cows in the back im CRYING!!!!!!!
“bean”
snappy al
ooffffffff
omg hughes plz
elicia is precious though we love her
"dad's friend the bookworm" omg sheska
awwww gracia made edward a cake!!!!!!!
god catch me cryin in the club
CONGRATULATIONS
"whatever" al im crying he's so sad
AL MADE BROSH OR WHOEVER CARRY HIS DESTROYED ARMOR TO THE ROOF IM ACTUALLY YELLING
"you goof"
yes winry you are correct boy is a goof
sir you are being so dramatic
give that baby a hug
"so called brother"
so we all know that was a knife through the heart for ed
al just jumped off a FUCKING ROOF and ED TRIED TO FOLLOW
so im crying
i liked this better when they HAD A CONVERSATION ABOUT AL'S FEARS AND MADE THE FUCK UP
episode 24: bonding memories
guess we're gonna play w my emotions again
sometimes like....one bit characters talk...like villager b ya know? and im like who are you i know that voice
so the nasty military has come to ruin some lives again
and barry for some reason
aww poor al
youre real you are!!!!!!
i just feel like people would know people that wear sunglasses in the rain would be ishvalan
but what do i know
obviously they dont have the white hair thing in this version
poor ed is so sad
these boys need a hug
let me just *pulls out adoption papers*
well if scar doesnt have queen mei to adopt in 03, he’s got this little toothless boy
dont lie al you do care
ew i dont like her
the drama of this boy
so the nasty military has come to ruin some lives again part 2
apparently they are *mercenaries??? excuse me
i have some questions regarding this kid’s mom
well you know i can see why this kid feels this way about his mom
it does look like she ran off...
al and scar dream team up
HEY ED!!! HEY WINRY!!!
bout time
yall gonna have this talk now????
barry STOPPPPPP
brotherhood barry is the true king there i said it
damn scar you baddie
barry like....you already knew him
anyway
WHAT THE HELL
NO RICKKK!!!!!!
someone save this boy!!!!
oh good his mom “saved” him
ah damn thats pretty tragic
she didnt know they were right in front of her
ow
well my questions were answered
so she attacks with grape fanta. thats one way to do it
ed looks like such an angry gremlin right now this is a heartwarming moment sir please
why are ed and scar being so civil right now this is so weird
bye scar
we’ll see him again
see you later scar
episode 25: words of farewell
maes who let you buy that awful pink suit
gracia please it better not have been you
mustang ew please
dont open the door lookin like that
what the hell are you doing in here
so hughes WASNT in ishval here?
i think that takes a lot away from his character but anyway
bradley hangs around like a creep at every possible instant
why would bradley care about ishvalan refugees like hughes cmon
“unspeakable crimes” BRADLEY YOU LITERALLY CANNOT TALK
juliet douglas is this lady’s name
only took me 1000 episodes to figure that out
ED AND AL??? NOT DEALING WITH DANGEROUS THINGS??????? dont make me laugh assholes theyre lying thru their teeth
izumi time lets go
wow we’re still going to rush valley? wasnt really expecting that tbh
elicia i LOVE you!!!!!
ew kimblee “hi”
how did he lightning himself like that
if i were ishvalan i would not go to the south....yet ANOTHER war torn region of amestris but ok
okay
an amestrian desert biker gang rolled up to wreak havoc
HUGHES AHAHAHA
tbh i wouldnt want to tell roy anything either stupid bitch
anyway
um why do i feel like its hughes’ death episode
he would not be shown tucking elicia in to bed otherwise
please im not ready to be hurt again
oh no
yeah he just learned something about our girl juliet
ive been waiting for this information
he’s gonna die before we learn anything helpful
yupppppp
hey lust figured you’d show up sooner or later
i too wish i could look that sexy pulling a kunai out of my forehead
SLOTH????????
did girly just say SLOTH
i- nothing about her seems particularly slothy but ok
u know what!!!!!!!!!!!!
ENVY HEYYY
DUMBASS ROY JUST HAAAAAD TO LEAVE
haha famous last words
oof it hurts every time
not the FUNERAL scene no!
time for me to go
peace out homies im dead inside
yes my brigadier general
NOT THE RAIN
COME ONNNNNN
hughes is sneezing six feet under
was ed supposed to be looking at hughes’ ghost
um....right
#carol watches fma03#carol's remaining brain cells#fullmetal alchemist#fma 03#zoo wee freaking mama#thoughts i have THOUGHTS
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fuck a keyboard, you're my type.
A/N - its ur thirsty boy jackson yall :) this was SO easy to write like im not even gonna lie, i love this guy so much like CHRIST not to be nsfw or anything but can he please just h*ld my h*nd ???
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staring at you from the bar, a rather hot guy smiles at you once the two of you lock eyes, gesturing you to come closer. you look around and point at your chest, as if saying 'who, me?'; he nods yes. looking around once again, you try searching for your friends in the busy crowd to check if they knew the guy, but to no avail; everyone was either having other conversations, playing games, or they were just nowhere to be found.
stepping closer to the guy, he holds up a finger to the bartender, ordering another shot of soju. looking at the empty glasses that were already on the bar, he seems to have already drank a few shots. "hey gorgeous" he says, pushing a stool towards you to sit on. "how come you're all alone on this beautiful night?" he asks.
"oh, just the regular," you chuckle, as the bartender placed your shot in front of you. you nodded kindly at him before turning back to the kind stranger. "you know the drill; got dragged here after a break up to find some distraction, friends left me alone, all that bullshit."
he smiles a little and looks around. "they're not looking out for you, either..? because you're exactly the kind of girl those gross and nasty guys like me would hit on. that's so irresponsible, guys like that are just so- ew.." he says playfully, making you laugh a little as you down the shot of soju with ease. "you're one smooth motherfucker, you know that?" you say, ordering another drink.
"oh- just saying, you ordered more alcohol, so if you get wasted, end up fucking me and regret it in the morning, it's not my business" he says. once again, he makes you laugh so effortlessly like the times before, even though you have only known him for a few minutes.
"shit- i'm sorry, i forgot to introduce myself. i'm jackson. jackson wang" he says, urging to hold out his hand but pulling it back once he mumbles that's too formal. "great to meet you, jackson," you smile, holding up your hand, palm to the ceiling. "give me your phone and i'll tell you my name" you demand.
not even doubting your intensions, he smiles contently and hands you his phone. "you knew what i was gonna do, huh?" you say when you see a new contact on the screen, ready to be filled in. "i'm the master of flirting, stranger." he scoffs as you type in your name and number. taking back his phone, he stares at the letters on his screen.
"y/n, hm? that's a pretty name. it suits you" he says, looking at you, then his phone, and once again back to you. "you think so? why's that?" you ask. "like i said, it's a pretty name, just like you"
a blush paints your cheeks a cute red that compliments your makeup and outfit. he seems to notice this, as he tells you how dope your accessories are. "i love your earrings" he says, pushing your hair to the side to admire the studs lining along your earlobe. "i love your necklace" you nervously respond, pushing the hand that was next to your face and about to touch your ear aside so you could look at the golden chinese symbol hanging from his neck.
"it says 'wang'.. stands for my last name and it translates to 'king'. it's perfect, since i'm a king." he says, boosting his own ego a bit. "what are you a king of exactly?" you ask, staring at the pendant for a few more seconds.
"you. which makes you my servant, and you should do as i say." he jokes, making you scoff. "the king's got some tension right here, hm? can you fix that?"
you sigh and push his hands off of yours. "one more sex-related remark and i will actually start considering not going home with you." you say confidently, making him roll his eyes. "as if i'm not gonna talk you into coming with me anyway." he answers.
the two of you keep on talking for the rest of the evening effortlessly, and as tough and manly as he seems, he's funny, soft and really kind. it's no surprise you ended up in the back of his car at midnight, lips crashed together.
"one second-" you pant, taking your phone to see that one your friends is calling. "it's okay, baby, you're with me now.." jackson groans, pushing your phone down and leaning in to continue the sweet kisses. "no- i really have to get this, they're probably worried sick.." you say. admiring the kindness in your voice, he pulls back with a smile. you pick up after swooping your hair to the side, hearing your friend go off worriedly about how they searched the entire place and didn't find you anywhere.
"yeah- yeah, i left already. sorry i didn't text you," you say, watching jackson twirl a strand of your hair into a shiny wave. "no, it's fine, i've got a ride back home, right?" you ask, looking at jackson. he nods, before taking your phone out of your hand. "hey y/n's friend, y/n's future-husband here.. i just want to say that i'll give her a ride back, on one condition." he says.
you raise an eyebrow, telling him to stop whatever he's doing as you hear your friend cursing at him for being a 'filthy playboy-kidnapper-hybrid'. "sweetheart, it's nothing like that," he sighs, massaging his temples slightly. "she's gonna stay the night at my house. i'll bring her back home safe and sound tomorrow, i promise." he says, before hanging up. you shake your head with a roll of the eyes and a scoff. "you could've just said 'hey, this is y/n's hookup and she's staying over for sex.' but you just had to be a mysterious little bitch about it, huh?" you say, hanging your arms around his neck as you lean in for a kiss.
"you know it, baby" he says, pushing your phone back into your purse before getting back to business in the backseat of his spaceous car. "let's just make sure you forget about your ex tonight, and make you fall in love with me, if that's cool with you" he suggests, pushing the strap of your top down your shoulder.
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coming down from a second high that night, you collapse on the bed, chest raising and falling from heavy breathing. jackson rolls over to kiss your forehead and lets his fingertips glide over the dark rose petals of red and blue he made over your neck, chest and stomach.
the slightest touch of his seems to burn marks into your damp and sensitive skin; just ghosting over you would make you shiver. "you know, you're not like other guys.." you mumble, turning your head to look at him. his hair's now messy, and a splotchy blush covers his face.
"is that a compliment?" he chuckles, kissing the corner of your mouth and running his fingers over yours before intertwining perfectly. "most definitely.." you say, making him nod confidently. "usually, guys that hit on me just want a quick fuck before ditching me. you're different.., i like that" you say softly, feeling so at home next to him.
"fuck yeah," he smiles. "i'm in it for the long run.. no more hook ups, just love making and real love."
soft buzzing fills the comfortable silence, and you pick up your phone to see it was exploding with messages in you and your friends' group chat.
- friend #1, 1:22
LMAOOO i bet she's getting laid
- friend #2, 1:22
No wtf
She's too prude
- friend #3, 1:22
girl ... r u even her friend ??? shes everything but prude lol
- friend #2, 1:23
I did see her talking with a guy at the bar when I went to the bathroom
Maybe that was the guy on the phone?
- y/f/n #1, 1:23
leave her alone shes getting dick tonight
- you, 1:23
LOOOOL y'all are too much
- friend #3, 1:24
omg y/n how was he
- you, 1:24
SO FUCKIN GOOD
... like- personality wise
lmao no nsfw in this christian household
- friend #2, 1:24
Thank you :)
When are you coming home?
- you, 1:24
didn't you hear jackson ??
he's driving me home tomorrow
... after a date
omg i gtg right now he asked if i wanted to shower
i'll update y'all later
- you, 2:07
dont worry girls, i took good care of her
xx jackson wang (y/n's bf)
#jackson wang#jackson wang x reader#got7 jackson#got7#got7 x reader#jackson x reader#got7 jackson x reader#got7 imagine#jackson imagine#got7 imagines#jackson imagines#got7 reactions#got7 reaction#jackson scenario#jackson scenarios#got7 scenario#got7 smut#got7 fluff#got7 angst#jackson fluff#jackson smut#jackson angst#jackson wang smut#jackson wang fluff#jackson wang angst#wang jackson#wang jackson x reader#왕잭슨#잭슨#잭슨왕
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ah shit i gotta go to the doctor then german classes in a bit so before i got no time
happy bday to the boy heres an appreciation post cus my drawing tablets been actin up
kirishimas????? beautiful?? amazing??? handsome??? manly??? bro im an anime watcher and even i know s4 is gonna have my nostrils stuffed with charmin ultrasoft
hes so passionate abt the stuff he likes n believes in like bro when have u ever seen kirishima go for smth HALFWAY he sees smth manly? cue single tear and waves crashing behind him. smth happens to his bro? hes not waiting around or half assing that rescue. even in battle once he does tht Signature KnuckleSmash its over for all of yall hes IN IT
plus i love his voice man lemme give his va a pat on the back hello sir ur vocal chords bless me day and night have a rad october
HE LOOKS GREAT W HIS HAIR UP I DONT CARE IF HE LOOKS LIKE KNUCKLES GOT LICKED BY A DINOSAUR ITS CUTE N IT SUITS HIM AND THE RED OF HIS HAIR MATCHES THE REDS OF HIS EYES WHICH IS BTW AN AMAZING COLOUR
his hair down too? sign me the fuuck up that s3 ep where they all dressed up doubled my lifespan at this point even his crocs im willing to validate
HES ALSO FUCKING RIPPED BRO BRO BRO IF U HAD A CHEST LIKE THAT UD MAKE UR HERO COSTUME OPEN TIDDY 2 and this isnt meant to like sexualize him cus ew he deserves better than that all im tryna say is our boy has muscle and works hard now everybody clap ur hands
clapclapclaplcpalcplapclapclaplap
*turn it out*
his hero costume looks good look i love the buttcape w all my heart the mask too it works so well we love a strong boy!
i love his shark teeth too man and his eye scar little details like that.. bro... BRO...
not to mention he isnt a wimp, even if hes impulsive at times which he sure fuckin is [pan 2 when he was ready to throw down w a literal vortex] [pan 2 their midterms where he and sato just jumped right in it no plan at fuckin all] [pan 2 like... 100% of the rescue arc ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY IMMEDIATELY GOT OFF THE TRAIN AND KIRI WAS READY TO GO AFTER BKG RIGHT THEN AND THERE] he has his logical moments 2
plus he acts like a mom
he’ll tell m/neta his bs is nasty as fuck, hell i kno bnha smash aint canon but when he told kami and jirou to stop voicing over iida and bkg with old married couple lines i died, he tells bkg to watch his tone and apologizes when hes rude
he brings together the class man n hes such a vital character like when id be up at 3am spamming some hundred pics of kirishima or so my friends were like WHY DO U LIKE HIM SO MUCH... . HES LITERALLY A SIDE CHARACTER this girl had faith man i was like euhhh
“not for long”
my boy needs that red riot confidence he trusts himself to make a great image after crimson riot dude thats incredible THAT MUST BE SO STRESSFUL
i mean yeah deku ur all mights successor thats wild 2 but not everyone knows it imagine going out there red theme n shit modeling urself after a hero u really, really look up to
if i fucked up even once id b like ww. w ell.
BUT kirishima mfing eijirou dude he went from 0 to 100 he was emo n shit in middle school and this determined ass kid landed himself in the ua hero course and now he gotta learn how to accept himself and make use of his so called “nonflashy” quirk dude listen
if were in a world w people who could fire lasers out of their belly buttons and make things float all the way up to space id find hardened skin pretty damn cool id probably b like so my dude think u could make an ice sculpture w ur hands only?? could u harden up and raise a brick with ur pinky like its nothing??
besides kirishima dead ass seems like one of the most approachable people in the class. hell cheer on his friends with the most radiant smile in the world yet if u go up against him man i hope u wrote ur will cus hes giving u a run for UR money
in conclusion,
kirishimas little eyebrows are cute
hes one of the strongest bitches there and i dont know how credible midoriya is when he said hes #1 hero ill have to double check that with a whole red riot over here but ok deku do ur thing
hes hella fucking manly
when the Sun dies in something billion years or so i think we got ourselves a replacement
happy birthday kirishima eijirou may today bless u with manly things and also meat
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