my favorite thing about babel is how nerdy the characters are,,,schoolwork is so fundamental to their existence that literally everything is homework to them. being a spy? covering up a murder?? overthrowing an imperialist empire??? haha yeah man its just like doing a big assignment

actually the fact that percy is 17 is leaving me breathless rn. he has his whole future ahead of him still. he hasnt even gone to college yet. we get to watch that. holy fuck

hi friends! since this blog has been sitting inactive for three years, im officially recycling it!! rip doinggoodrecklessly, hello ineffablyenby!! i occasionally have TAZ content on my main, @cuddlycryptid if you want to give that a follow, but it is multifandom! as for this blog, good omens content incoming >:3

the titans curse is THE percy jackson book for fans of mean lesbians. thalia and zoe are constantly trying to be the bitchiest dyke in the party and i love it

we have to celebrate Neil Banging Out the Tunes day by doing something that brings us true joy and/or authentic artistic expression 🎹🐀 its what neil would want for us!!

hey sorry i put your boyfriend in goncharov (1973). yeah no he’s running out of time

hey sorry i put ur girlfriend in a room w yellow wallpaper. yeah it infects everything it touches. at least shes not alone in there!! theres some figures creeping behind the walls…..hm ok she IS going mad and tearing up the wallpaper. sorry

ok but in tng when we see things thru geordi’s visor,,,data is literally glowing. i just love the idea of geordi meeting him for the first time and being left starry-eyed by this effervescent little robot

half•dead (evil half•alive) is topping the charts with their hit song bummerland

ok but we need to talk abt the gut punch that is aziraphale telling crowley “ofc you told Hell no, *you’re* the bad guys” during the divorce like ?!?!? after everything, he still cant accept that theyre not on opposite sides, theyre not inherently enemies!! and he TELLS crowley that he still associates him with the institution that has traumatized him! and that on some level he still thinks of crowley as a Bad Person! i dont think he even knew what he was saying but OUGH you know crowley INTERNALIZED that shit

i love that if you follow any tag at all rn it’s a one-way ticket to getting your dash constantly blasted by porn links

i cant believe the number blogs that are posting about coming back to tumblr rn. i definitely thought the idea of twitter joining en masse was just a funny hypothetical, like “haha what if the oscars got cancelled and all the guests ended up being dumped onto ur lawn” and then u look outside and ryan reynolds is standing in ur flower beds

if “i bite my thumb at you” means “fuck you”, then by the transitive property “i bite YOUR thumb” must mean “fuck ME”. i am a sex haver

hey everybody should have free, easy access to outdoor spaces with actual plants and nature. turns out humans need to be able to exist outside and not just spend all their time in their room or in like a shopping center

grover underwood pjo is transfemme. my evidence includes

• the time she wears a dress for a whole book

• she follows the hunters around desperately because she wants to join them

• zoe tells percy that grover “is not a boy” and grover doesnt correct her

• juniper is outrageously sapphic

• the whole og trio is genderqueer i dont make the rules

hey sorry i put ur boyfriend in the narrative and now hes trapped in the cyclical nature of the story. yeah no theres no escape. the end is already written sorry