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memray · 10 months
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me when akechi mum
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hughungrybear · 7 months
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Me watching Only Friends Ep 7:
1. I still think Mew is a sh*tty friend for letting Ray leave when he is highly emotional, high (from drugs) and drunk just to deliver a perfect revelation to Top. That's effed up.
2. Well, look at Sand gaslighting Ray. C'mon, dude. You are at fault too. You know Ray is vulnerable but that didn't stop you from using him to get even with Top. This is the first time I'm feeling annoyed with First's character.
3. <after a minute> Oops, I take that back. Sand apologised and acknowledged his part in Ray's accident. I'm all good now. 😊
4. Oh, wow. Ray's dad IS an a**hole. Maybe he is the reason why Ray's mum drunk herself to death.
5. Oh, Cheum. You naivé little thing. This is what happens when we are too ready to believe in happy-ever-afters.
6. Ooh, Mew the psycho is coming. Can't hardly wait.
7. Oh-oh. Boston figured it out. Nick, you should have created a backup plan for this scenario during your free time instead of wasting your time thinking of how you can get Boston to commit to you.
8. Oh, Nick. You poor, lost sod. This isn't a surprise. Boston has told you time and again that he will not commit. Why did you think you will be different?
9. I got distracted by the quote on Mew's red shirt. "Friends don't let friends go. To Stanfund". What? 😅
10. Well, well, well. I have to admit, Top nearly had me on the first half of his apology. And then he goes on to say that he doesn't care if Mew and Ray f*cked, he just wants a second chance. Boy, if you really don't care, you shouldn't have mentioned it. You were so close to looking sincere 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
11. Mew, I understand the sentiment. But don't go burning your apartment in the process 😅😅😅
12. Puppy dog eyes-Ray is back. 😅😅😅 Sand, you really are in trouble. 😂
13. Addicts always are in denial, Ray. You really should consider getting some help. Also, "chill out and talk about life's problems" is so freaking hilarious and depressing at the same time.
14. Oh, shut up, Mew. You also caused Ray's accident.
15. No, Ray. Stop. Go back to Sand.
16. Boston being Boston. No sincere apologies - just plain a**holery. He did deserved that kick.
17. Let's face it - Nick, Sand did you a favour. There is no redeeming Boston. He will never love anyone but himself. No great loss there.
18. Wait, is there a possible Mew/Nick collab? But Nick is still balls-deep in love with Boston. I don't think he will be up for a true revenge against Boston.
19. So, that's why we had Drake in the first episode? Niiice. Mew, what are you up to? 😳😳😳 Oh, I thought we are going to have some revenge s*x lololol nvm, just stealing Boston's vid.
20. It's official. Psycho Mew finally unleashed.
21. The audacity of Boston to beg Mew not to release his s*x video for the sake of "friendship". Ngl, I laughed. 😂
22. Look out, Cheum. Your friend group's personal issue (Top) is here. 😅😅😅 Also, Cheum spraying water to stop the fighting is 🤌
23. No. Just no. Ray, just stop it. Mew stay the fvck away from Ray. Stop making decisions when you're all emotional/pissed off. That's not gonna end well.
Well, gods damned. Looks like Mew will use Ray as a rebound. Ray will still continue on his destructive path and will drag Sand with him. Also, a possible new love for Nick? Oh, I hope so.
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innerlandlight · 9 days
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Okay so, I wrote another one @g-on-ef @pink-mask-06 @spotsandclawsthings
PLEASE DO NOT COPY
⚠️MENTIONS OF SA⚠️
Maya- age 15
OH MY GOD!!!!! I'm so excited right now, I'm going on a datecwith this really cute guy at school. He got that James Dean daydream look in his eyes. Dad and Niko were not agreeingto this, but mom convinced them like a queen
"I can't believe that you're going on a date, I'm so happy for you!!!"
Mia signs. A deep feeling of guilt settled in me, its because of me, I know it. Mia sees my sad expression and signs
"What happened?Why are you sad?"
"It's....Nothing. Its just nervousness"
"Why is my confident diva bitch is nervous?"
"Oh please don't act like Anikka"
We both laughed and I hugged Mia and said
"I love you Mia, you are my hero"
"Aww, I love you too"
Mia left me alone in my room so that I could get ready. While doing my makeup, I got a call. Without checking the caller ID, I picked up the call
"Why the fuck are you going on a date when I told you not to?!"
I froze as I heard the poisonous voice of Pratt. But I won't let her control me, she is controlling me enough to make my life hell.
"You can't tell me what to do!!" I said angrily
"What did you just say to me?!"
She is angry, she usually gets angry like this when she is about to punish me. I hesitated a bit but I was determined.
"I said you can't control me anymore, are you fucking deaf!!"
"HOW DARE YOU TALKING TO ME LIKE THAT, I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!!"
I pulled my phone away from my ear, she's so fucking loud!
"Stop barking like a dog. Oh wait, calling you a dog is an insult to the species of dogs, you are much worse than that. You know what you can't control me. Show me your worst bitch!"
"You-"
Before she can say anything I cut the call. Do I feel good? HELL YES!!. I won't let her control me. Just then Mia barged into my room
"Hurry up, he's here"
"What???It's too early"
"No dummy, its already 7 pm"
I flipped her off, took my belongings and went outside. There he was standing with a bouquet.
"Hey, are you ready?" he asked me.
"Yeah, let's go" I was blushing like crazy. The date went well and he also asked me out for a movie date!!!! When I reached home, my dad asked
"How are you? Do I need to kill somebody?" . I was annoyed, like I get it that dad is overprotective of Mia and me, but this is too much
"Dad no, come on, not all the boys are bad"
"I'm not sure about it" he said
Just then mom came in and said
"Kyle stop, leave that poor boy alone"
"Are you on my side or that guy's side"
"The guy's side, now come to the dinner table"
WOW, that was personal. My mom always kept my dad in check
"Honey do you want to eat dinner?" mom asked me
"Sure mom"
Even though I already ate dinner, I wanted to spend time with my family. I want to make many happy moments with them. before everything goes downhill, well I'm nit so sure about that. In next life, I don't want to live in guilt, I want to be free, I don't wabpnt to get abused. Suddenly, I got a text, it was from Pratt which said
"You're going to pay for this in the worst way"
I ignored the text and focused on my food. She's only going to beat me with a stick or worse with a belt.
After the dinner was over, I went to my room, did my skincare routine and went to sleep
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My eyes snap open as I had a nightmare in which everyone found out about the truth of Mia's kidnapping and my family disowned me. I was covered in sweat and was thirsty. I tried to take my water bottle from the nightstand. I was not able to, I realized that my hands are tied to the bedpost. I tried to call for help but I realized that my mouth is taped. I was scared, I tried to loosen the ropes but failed.
"Stop struggling my rosie, its of no use" OH NO, it was Pratt.
I didn't listened to her and started trashing on the bed. But then she punched me hard on my stomach. Hard enough to make me scream. SLAP
"Stop making fucking noise!"
What she did next traumatized me for life. She started undressing me
"I'm so angry right now Maya, you shouldn't have disobeyed me"
I was struggling against the ropes but it was of not use. She started hitting my breasts with her stick. I let out a muffled cry, begging her to stop but she didn't. But then she spread my legs
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After 2 painful hours she finally stopped. I was raped and I was not able to defend myself. I started crying again even though my eyes were puffy
"Shh....rosie don't cry, this was for your good only, you know I love you"
NO YOU FUCKING DONT!!! She then untied me and said
"Now, if you tell anyone, I'll kill your family in front of you in the most painful way" After saying this she disappeared from my window. I went to the bathroom and turned on the shower to the highest temperature and stood there until my body was burning. How can I let this happen to me!!! I just want to die.
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mintytealfox · 2 months
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hello Minty, what's good? I have been wondering, have you ever thought of some silly hc for the different skins Norton has? considering that some of them have their own lore and differences from the original one and knowing that some changes most of his look (waiting for Magic item keeper stuff...)
Heellllooooo Anon~ Its another good day of thinking about Norton/Nortalice and listening to Enya while still doing breathing treatments heh~ 🤣👌👌👌👌💪
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YOU BET I HAVE LOL I have too much time to think recently lol
I have been wondering for Orphan, is no one concerned that Norton's eyes are glowing/on fire?? while everyone else seems relatively normal he is just on fire LOL like:
Orpheus: "you've got something going on with your eye region" Norton: "what do you mean" 🔥👄🔥 Orpheus: ".........you know what? never mind"
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Then for Ronald of Nice, I wonder if he gets a military pension 🤔especially if he was sent home early from being wounded (assuming the burns are from the war)
but on the more silly side, I wouldn't be surprised if he has piles of fan letters that he doesn't open lol just has them all piled on display to flaunt cause he doesn't care what people have to say pfff Enjoying the sheer amount of em Like Uncle Scrooge Mcduck and his money bath -WHEEZE-
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Speaking of Scrooge Mcduck, that reminds me of Mr. Mole and how I think he genuinely views the moles, in his life, as his family.
Norton: "I want you to meet my family" Alice: "Oh wow, really?" -Norton picks up and holds out a group of moles in his hands- Alice: "Oh....wow...it is so good to meet you all" -internally sobbing😭- Norton: "oh they want to show you the family home, follow" -trying to squeeze through the tiny door at the base of a tree- -Alice watching in concern- "I......am not sure there will be enough room.." -Norton giving it his all to try and fit through- "don't be silly"
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Okay I will put you out of your misery and talk about Magic Item Keeper 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro gives me those dragon in the dungeon vibes lol He doesn't care what side you're on, good or bad, if you're a professor or a student, nothing, if you eff with his items he is keeping, especially without permission, he will nuke ya LOL Like a ruthless librarian, you best not return the item you borrowed LATE worst of all DAMAGED (honestly good luck borrowing it in the first place LOL)
"DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO FIX THIS ITEM BEFORE?!??!?!?!??!?!"
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which is funny that I think like that cause this skin has got to be one of his more unassuming ones
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-WHEEEZZEEE- but don't underestimate a person who takes item keeping seriously, they can be so scaryyyyyy.
Like, look at him, he looks NICE not a SPECK of dust or grime NOTHING, SHINY, every piece looks enchanted honestly. Makes me think he takes this line of work more than seriously. Then there's that massive time piece, its there for a reason, DON'T BE LATE.
Which also makes me think he knows where everything is of every moment of everyday, boi got active chart updates going on in his brain, eyes reading and observing everything BUT the person in front of him LOL Honestly if you have his undivided attention you've effed up with something and pissed him off LOLL
and honestly he is likely the more powerful of the bunch. You don't put someone in charge of keeping all of these coveted magic items safe if they don't have the ability to keep them safe, ya know? bro likely op as hell but his only concern is caring for these items lol
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julsredesigned · 2 months
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Oh Cary Grant...
So long before Madonna became the queen of reinvention...there was a boy from Bristol who grew up in poverty and lack, with no one that really cared if he lived or died. That boy used his sad circumstances as a spring board to become maybe the most iconic movie star of his time. Definitely one of the highest paid and in demand.
That boy was Archie Leach and he created a character named Cary Grant.
Upon learning about the biopic about him...I paid the $9 BritBox subscription fee and fired up the snacks for a full on binge.
Totally.
Worth.
It.
Wow.
No, I'm not that old but I do have an old soul and hey--even though he's gone, he was really handsome.
***Jason Isaacs plays Cary Grant and he is fantastic. Truly. Buuuuut...it's still a little hard to side with Lucius Malfoy. Which is actually a huge compliment that he created such an iconic character. I think I would have just really like to have seen someone that maybe naturally looked a little more like him. They did a great job making Isaacs look like him, he's just got that gaze sometimes that makes me feel the way I did all those years ago sitting in that theater watching him terrify the shoes off of me in Harry Potter. Cary Grant was charming and winning and lovable and gorgeous and charismatic--among other things...so feeling fear at anything about him was surely not meant.
I could go on and on but the jist of why I'm writing about this today is this:
Cary Grant toward the end of his life started doing one man shows, a sort of q and a sesh about his life.
When asked about how he created his characters, he responded that he did it just like he created his most successful character...Cary Grant.
Cary Grant is a lie.
Cary Grant is fiction.
He was the alter ego of Archie Leach, a boy from Bristol that was abused, unwanted and mistreated.
Archie assigned all the things he could dream of onto Cary...even the name. And he manifested them all.
That got me thinking.
I can help anyone but myself. Seriously.
The worst friend can text me that they have a headache and I trip over myself to make them tea and suggest things that might help, come over and nurse them yet my life is in shambles and I do nothing.
Archie Leach was the origin story of the star, the success, the amazing avatar...Cary Grant.
Wow.
Could this sad pathetic Juls be the origin story for the amazing XXX (whatever my Cary Grant name is)?
Maybe I need an avatar.
Screw what everyone around here thinks. Screw every single person that doesn't agree. I'm so effing sick of caring about everyone else's opinion.
It's never too late.
Always keep in mind that Kris Jenner was nearly broke at 50.
Seriously.
She had to move out of her home because they couldn't pay the mortgage...now...she's just the most successful thing in existence.
Let's put a nail in the shitty origin story.
Let's create an avatar today.
Let's assign all the good things we can think of to it.
Let's be the happiest version of ourselves possible.
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crypticpatterns · 2 years
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@terumimi-your-snek-fren asked me to do Morgana for an ask game but instead I wrote a 1k meta on his character because I Be That Way. Anyway here's the original ask game the asker actually asked for (wow that's a lot of "ask"s)
Sorry it took me fucking forever to post this. *gestures vaguely at brainworms*
First Impression
I initially thought Morgana was a girl. Female voice actor + the name caught me totally off guard. Honestly, I lowkey sided with Ryuji with how confusing he was in his explanations of the metaverse. I don't know anything! Come on Morgana, get it together! I thought he was kinda cute in his cat form but his metaverse form weirded me out.
Impression Now
Morgana baby boy. It was a slow burn for me, slowly getting to appreciate him more and more. I never hated Morgana, and I love him now, but he's probably my least favorite Thief. (I adore all of them though so that's tough competition.) We love the character growth. I really wish he'd gotten to become a human.
Unpopular Opinion
Morgana's character is good, actually. His arc just suffers from poor writing at times. You can check out my more detailed thoughts on his arc here.
Favorite Moment
Morgana's speech to the Thieves after defeating Yaldabaoth, 100%.
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Idea For A Story
Morgana accidentally runs into Goro Akechi a few months before the start of the game. Akechi is already well into his revenge plot at this point but this stupid kitty keeps yelling at him about his super cool and secretive plan to start a troupe of Phantom Thieves who steal hearts and Goro is having absolutely none of it. Morgana is a little weirded out by all the murders but eh, it's not like he targets innocents (for the most part), and Shido kinda deserves it. The revenge plot seems kinda stupid though.
Morgana and Akechi decide to work together for their own selfish purposes but really they just secretly enjoy each other's company. They appreciate how they each hold no pretenses of liking the other and are very upfront about using each other for their own gain. They're both fucking liars.
Morgana drags Akechi into Kamoshida's Palace at some point against his will and they both end up imprisoned this time. Joker and Ryuji find this teen in a black emo outfit arguing loudly with a monster cat and have no idea what to make of this.
Akechi: Look what you got us into now, cat.
Morgana: I am NOT a CAT! Besides, you're the one who marched straight up to Kamoshida's shadow and called him various names I won't repeat!
Akechi: We wouldn't be here at all if you hadn't dragged me here! And I would've gotten away had you not let those shadows knock you down.
Morgana: You could've just left me. It's what I would have done.
Akechi: Shut the FUCK up, CAT.
Ryuji, from outside the cell: What the HELL?!
Morgana:
Akechi:
Morgana and Akechi, simultaneously: I know, right?! The absolute gall!
Ryuji: A talking MONSTER CAT?!
Anyway Akechi joins the Thieves during Kamoshida's Palace and has a slow burn redemption arc against his will, all thanks to that stupid effing cat.
Favorite Relationship
Morgana and Haru! They're so sweet and definitely don't get enough on screen interactions with each other. Mona wouldn't let anyone call him Mona-chan unless it's Haru, lol. Their showtime is adorable.
Favorite Headcanon
Morgana's human form is a 12 year old boy. I need this in my life so bad.
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youranxiousnerd · 3 years
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Second Chances Thoughts
bc what
spoilers below
i have...thoughts
ah no chaotic intro, f in the chat
it’s still a nice intro, tho
IM SORRY ARE THEY NOT SHOWING THE TRANSFORMATION?!?!
WHAT
THIS IS A HATE CRIME /j
i used the thingy
no bows either?!?!
this is called high school musical: the musical: the series not high school musical: the backstage drama: the series
wow they got changed fast
“Passable!” 
I’ll be the judge of that oh wait i cant bc they didnt show us
YES QUEEN ASHLYN GETTING THE LOVE SHE DESERVES
ashlyn is such a queen
the perfect belle, stunning
“A couple letters, actually” it’s a sign (literally)
flower touch
AWWW REDLYN
STOP THEY’RE ADORABLE
they love each other so much
east high kids be snooping
not me thinking about carlos’ hand on seb’s back we were robbed im taking what i can get
“You were the perfect Belle tonight. I was really proud”
“Evil genius”
they’re so happy
AWWW A REDLYN KISS WHOOP WHOOP
kourt and howie are so awkward 
“drumroll?”
howie and seb would get along
weird little playoff, maybe he is lying?
they’re cute, tho
sad that they didn’t really get any build-up
“happy now?” “yes”
“If it’s with you, always” MY HEART
just like a fanfic
kourtney just invited north highs beast to east highs cast party
OH MY GOD MAZZARA IS ACTUALLY GETTING A STORY ABOUT HIM
i was not expecting that okay
ej and mazzara are the best
gina is so happy too bad it wont last
gina is an actress 
gahhhh portwell drama
oh god rini let the drama begin
that was very calm, did someone possess nini and ricky?
i really like them as best friends. i was a hardcore rini shipper last season but with all their constant conflict i realized how much fun they are as friends
“we are literally on the same page” 
“just for a moment” I LOST MY SHIT
miss jenn no
oooo seblos please be good
Seb calling Miss. Jenn out on her bullshit since idk when
“That’s a hard never mind now” okay wow
Miss. Jenn is Carlos’ godmother 
This is theatre, not football
CRYING GINA
gini
GINA SUPPORT DAY IS A THING PEOPLE!!!!!
oh wow a plot line actually being addressed
season 1 callback im not ready
gina and nini people!!! 
very sweet scene
ahha jamie callback we all knew it
i would really like to see miss jenns batb audition notes
“I’m in a great place, mentally” if you were you wouldn’t be saying that
OMFG IS SHE NOT GOING TO APOLOGIZE!?!?!
like that was a big deal, a big effing deal and then nothing?
you told a kid to jump off something high and you can’t even say “sorry”?!?!
back to the miss jenn love triangle
“I think I’m happy, or gettin’ there”
ricky you don’t have to be there yet it’s okay
that line hit
SEASON 1 OUTFITS
CORE 4 SONG
killer harmonies
sofia giving us that alto rep!!
portwell duet! audition outfits
very good, very very good. this song kinda screams autotune but it still sounds very good. 
last song of the season NOOO but very fitting
Is it just me or does “Second Chance” look like a music video they show in Justice (the teen store) in 2014?
cast bonding yay!
PAUSE THE ONLY SEBLOS MOMENT WE GOT THIS EPISODE WAS A WRIST HOLD?!?!!
DISNEY WTF
LIKE EVERY COUPLE GOT THEIR MOMENT AND ALL THEY GET IS A WRIST HOLD
BFBLBFIWGFSDMBF
shit why does my favorite ship have to be the gay one on a disney show?
east high booing the lily and french boi has me on the floor
“Big Red, you were also in it” BEST LINE OF THE FINALE OMFG
i missed antoine 
sorry carlos has glitter on his face
seb’s smile and wave at north high why am i laughing?
off topic but i have unintentionally started doing the seb wave (you know the one) (with the fingers) in real life.
also gay chair sit
e.j is also doing the gay chair sit 
lily what
you have had like one conversation
ew
she says she likes his face but not his personality? 
im calling bullcrap
pause didn’t lily steal the harness? are we just going to forget about that
probably, the writers did forgot to develop seblos
Let Ricky be single challenge
ANTOINE MY LOVE
REDLYN I LOVE YOU
SHUSH EJ’S SPEECH TIME TO SOB
ummmm
so this season has been for nothing?
all the shit they went through (the self-doubt, relationship problems, the injuries, the death threats) is for nothing?!?
since when does Miss. Jenn not care anymore about the Menkies?!?!
I actually get the kids side of this, but not Miss. Jenn’s. 
I was surprised they took this route with the Menkies, didn’t even cross my mind 
“It was five”
Big Red x medicine 
bet your ass ashlyn would have gotten a nomination best actress
“We got a pizza oven” THE EAST HIGH KIDS ARE COMMITTING ARSON
is mazzara staying for miss jenn? they could do long distance but it doesnt have the best rep in this show
gini
ashlyn is the captain of the portwell ship and nini is her right hand man (or whatever second best is called in sailing)
NINI MAKIN THE DEALS
RICKY WHY ARE YOU CALLING HER
WHYYYYYY
“Will you be my first kiss” smiles
OH MY GOD
WAIT NOTHING
WHAT
OMFG THEY CUT IT LMAO
“this summer is about to get hot” SUMMER SEASON 3?!?!
ANTOINE
OMFG HE BETTER COME BACK
I LOVE ABF
WAIT THATS IT
FWBEGLEWG
THATS IT
hey they ended with andrew barth feldman what more can you ask for?
Thats...it?
Oh wait some cast stuff...brb ima cry. The ending has some very series finale energy...I’m scared. Natalie wouldn’t have done the “buckle up wildcats” if there wasn’t a season 3, right? But the bloopers at the end...
The cast ending was great. “You are the Music in Me” was so heartfelt and I’m a sucker for bloopers.
Wait so no Lily home? It was probably a cut scene. 
If we got Lily home, can we get an album with the cast singing all the BATB songs? 
I have so many mixed feelings about this episode. Here is the thing, if you love the core 4 then this was your episode. If you’re like me and prefer the side leads then this was probably a little disappointing since we barely saw them. This episode felt rushed and a little messy, but there were some great moments. Season 2′s writing has felt a little weird. This season lacked the chaotic theater kid energy season 1 had. It was one of the reasons I fell in love with the show. If/when we get a season 3 I really hope the writers find that energy again.
Let’s all give a round of applause for the cast and crew who filmed majority of the season during a global pandemic. That could not have been easy. They gave us a pretty good season under crazy conditions. They definitely had to change some things to fit the current climate. Overall, hats off the the cast and crew because you guys killed it. 
I’m really going to miss this show, hopefully it gets renewed. It has become a comfort show these past several weeks. My sanity says “no, don’t go” but my sleep schedule says “leave.”
To second chances!!
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ichayalovesyou · 3 years
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We watching Star Trek: The Motion Picture for the first time boys! (Live Reaction):
So is Decker related to Commodore Matt Decker from The Doomsday Machine?
It’s Spockkk! Jim V’ger called out to him from the edge of the Galaxy
OH SO THERE IS SOME CANON VULCAN WORDS 😍
“His calling lies elsewhere” yeah, with his husband! Kohlinar isn’t for fixing your emotional issues dude! It’s for coming peace and oneness once you’ve figured them out yourself!
It’s Jimmmm I see you’ve supplied yourself with a substitute cuz you can’t fathom not having Spock a vulcan science officer aboard.
Awww Jim and Scotty are so happy to be back! Wholesome af, awewwwwww Jim loves the enterprise and his space family so effing much guys I’m gonna cryyyyyyy. Wow, they really spend a looooot of time just being like “look at this cool ship isn’t so cool we finally have a non-shoestring budget look at this cool ship we maaaaade.” 😂
Uhura! 😍 Sulu!!! 😍😍😍 Chekov!! 😍 my babies are here!!!!!!
That’s a cool ass warp core actually! Deckerrrrrr listennnnnnn sorrrrrryyyyyy but you can stayyyyyy as an XO? Oof, Jim got called out! Oof!
JANICE RAND?! Ohhhh my god that teleporter malfunction was brutal, that was ohhhhh wow jeezus oh my godddd. (I heard that in the book the other person that wasn’t his science officer was his second/ex wife? I don’t remember)
Lieutenant Ilia is an alien? I didn’t actually expect that but it makes sense. BONES!! Lol he’s so grumpy but of course he’s like “...okay.” When Jim’s all like “I need you 😏” oh wow Bones, who’d you shave for? Huh? God these two, at least Jim has like, half a brain cell back lmao.
Bones “I’m going with you to deal with Decker so that you don’t say stupid shit.” McCoy. Poor Kirk is a little rusty on the space life situation yiiiikes. Bones is like “get your head out of your ass Jim.” And he’s like “No. 😘” I guess I’ll see who’s right (probably bones, as usual).
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MY BOYFRIEND IS BACK 😍😍😍😍😍- Jim, basically. Even Decker is like 🤩, awww Bones and Jim are like “you good...?” OOF got cold shouldered!! Poor baby. Sidenote: damn Sulu’s got some biceps.
Even after Kohlinar training you can’t help but sass McCoy huh Spock? And poor Jim is just like “babe, PLEASE, just sit the fuck down so I can talk about how much I need you.” *gets cold shouldered again*. OOP “is there anything else?” so much for Kohlinar Spock goddamn 😂
God every time Jim says Spock he sounds so frickin desperate, dude we get it you’re in love 😂 Also does Decker just exist to not be listened to? Lmao.
If I got any complaints at all about this film it’s the ugly uniforms and the just-a-tad-too-long ooo-ing and aaaa-ing scenes.
Frickin loud scary space laser probe “absolutely I will not interfere!” I love you Chekov 😂😂😂 OH NO ILIA!! 😨 ohhhhh shit, that guilt just hit Kirk like a freight train oooooooof.
The ooing and aaaing may be too long but V’ger is admittedly, REALLY freaking cool 🤩 oh shit V’ger hijacked Ilia “infesting” is a red flaaaaag 😬 man I totally get what people are saying that V’ger might be a very early form of the Borg.
SPOCK FINALLY CALLED HIM JIM!!!
Oooh, the actress playing Ilia is good! That emotion behind the eyes! Nice!! Seeing really interesting cinematic parallels between Decker trying to get Ilia back and Jim trying to get Spock back. They’re both disconnected from their purpose and their emotions and trying to find their way back with the help of their romantic counterparts.
“V’ger orifice” Girl that’s a bootyhole!
Spock laughing? Ohhhh boy, wow he’s like, straight up back to his old self. Oh my GOD everyone stfu it’s HAPPENING 😍🤩😍🤩😍🤩😍
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
“Is this all that I am? Is there nothing more?” Spock... babeyyyyy 😭
“V’ger is a child” this time you’re on the right track sympathizing with the machine. “It knows only that it needs, but like so many of us, it does not know what.” Gee Spock, what are you talking about, definitely not about your feelings for a certain person in your life?
*insert deleted scene where Spock weeps for V’ger that we freaking DESERVED and is canon in my heart*
Oh!!! Voyager 6! It’s The Changeling on stereoids!! And they’re explaining it’s heritage to it lol awwwww. Good shit!!!
Aw yissss Decker gets to be cool at the end hell yeah!! Oooooh shit sailor moon transformation sparkle boy?! What???? Hell yeah! WHAT?!?!?!?! Cool shit cool shit cool shit!!!!!
Teaching a robot with the power of love FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Awww bones “it’s been a long time since I delivered a baby” and talking about human emotions and stuff. The triumvirate is whole again, Spock is happy with himself for once! Warm fuzzies all around! Aww yeh ☺️☺️☺️
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its--me--blondie · 2 years
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Out of Context Quotes
- "I was drinking a Dr. Pepper last night and I realized that it has a better education than I do"
- "I've never been to first base- I've never even been up to bat!"
- "Germans ARE pretty unnerving"
- "The early space explorer gets the cheese"
- "Guys, the pigeons are gay!"
- *listening to fall out boy* "Ah, this produces the serotonin"
- "Instagram has always been there, waiting in the shadows"
- "Vic, don't forget your teeth are in the brownie!"
- "The Lord giveth money and the Lord taketh away"
"Ahh, the sound of a broke ass bitch"
- "If you like it then you should have put a bagel on it"
- "Who needs Phoenix tears when you have pumpkin spice?"
- "How are you not drowning in homework??"
"I have a life vest... it's called ✨procrastination✨"
- "So they're part of my bones now"
- "Long sleeves are arm prisons"
- *chanting* "FROZEN CHEESE! FROZEN CHEESE! FROZEN CHEESE!"
- "Why talk to people when you can just eat toast?"
- "Kwamira, Lakeesha, Mercedes, and Mark"
"Ah yes, the four gospels!"
- "Bigfoot is a cryptid"
"Ah, that bitch"
- "There's only one person in the Marvel Cinematic Universe who hasn't done anything wrong"
"Baby Yoda"
- "YOU don't know what kind of necromancy I have"
- "They do the cha cha at funerals??"
"CHRISTMAS"
- "I'm looking into the seventh effing dimension"
- "I need my bitmoji to have cuffed jeans so people know I'm gay"
- "Wow, that is one fast-moving corpse!"
- "Michael's is a government ploy, along with stress and advil"
- "Moriah should be Jesus, it's her birthday!!"
- "Ya know, P!nk really isn't EDM; P!nk is a lifestyle"
- *in a baby voice* "Poppy, have you given your life to Christ?"
- "I do have one at my house,"
"A tOMBSTone?!?!"
"NO"
- "Alec, don't do do that while I'm mid sip!!"
- "I can't have the bread juice, Kelly!!"
- "I manifest that I am Elastigirl"
- "If you get a rose flavored lightbulb..."
- "We're all farts. Congratulations"
- "But I don't WANT to go to the dungeon!!"
"It's ok, you'll like it!"
- "You could put a MUFFIN in that!"
- "I'm a speed demon"
"You drive a SEDAN"
- "I left Bible study for that motherfucker"
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Once Upon A Time Rewatch: 6x16 Mother’s Little Helper
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I’m guessing this is the episode with the freaking Acromantula!
I bet Blue freaking gave baby Gideon to the Black Fairy. But if she didn’t why didn’t we get to see a fairy fight?!
Why does she kidnap Gideon though?
Emma, why are you whispering? 
I’m confused. Doesn’t the Black Fairy have his heart? But yet he’s trying to destroy her? You’d think she would have commanded him not to do that.
She is seriously twisted. Why is she kidnapping and enslaving children specifically? It’s okay. No spoilers please. I’d like to find out again as the season progresses.
Okay but the black fairy is really hot.
Poor Gideon. The black fairy loves to play mind games. 
It was said several times in previous seasons that Rumple created the Dark Curse. I suppose him not being the creator would explain why he had to go looking for it with the Queens of Darkness in 4b. I can only guess they mean that he made enough alterations to the curse for it to be considered his own creation.
Oh. I’m glad she freed the dragon. And omg the people of Storybrooke are free at last to travel out of town! It’s a Christmas miracle! 
Emma has a shed of potion ingredients now? I guess that’s from her Dark One days.
Oh my God, Henry has been possessed by Jor-El like Lionel Luthor!! 
Okay but seriously Henry feverishly scrawling symbols with glazed over eyes as if possessed is straight up from Smallville.
I love how excitable the Black Fairy act and how unpredictable her behaviour is.
Omg when I’m 28 there better be a fairytale town for me to go break a curse at.
How the hell did Gideon just create a portal like that? Enma herself just said that those take extreme magic to conjure and if Gideon had that he wouldn’t have wanted to kill Emma to gain her magic. This show is getting way too convenient with its plot points.
You know, all this time I thought Gideon was born with magic because of his father but that doesn’t make much sense since Rumple gained the Dark One’s powers in later life, so it’s not hereditary. At least, I guess it’s not. I think the Black Fairy taught him the art of magic much like how Rumple taught Cora and Regina, who both weren’t born with magic.
It’s Aragog!! 
Those poor kids.
Gideon x Roderick could have been a great love story. Missed opportunity! Anyway, Gideon is gay. There is no doubt in my mind.
That spider’s got booty!
Emma’s saviour magic can ‘slice’ into other realms now?! The lore this season is just all over the place. Everything is way too convenient and retconned! The writers have forgotten their own rules! 
Oh, he was gonna channel her magic with the sword that he wanted to kill her with. That makes more sense. But Rumple had that sword all that time and he loves power. I’m surprised he didn’t kill more magic users with it to gain their powers. Or maybe he did.
Isaac! 
Hamilton tickets xD!
Somehow a giant spider isn’t nearly as terrifying to me as a normal sized spider lol.
I think this one’s bigger than Aragog.
Wtf Gideon?!
He betrayed her! I thought you were bros!
Why couldn’t he have just accepted her help? 
What? Why are there still lost boys? Pan is dead and didn’t all the lost boys go to Storybooke on the flying Jolly Roger?
I can’t stop laughing at Emma being mummified by that web x’D
Omg that one post where they said Emma was just trying on her wedding dress here!! I’m screaming! They aren’t wrong!
Bahahahahahahahaha!!
This is so funny! I can’t!
Rumple can blast magic now? I don’t think we’ve ever seen him do that.
Wow. She’s so freaking abusive. Like, even Pan didn’t treat kids this badly. It’s weird that both Rumple’s parents gather as many kids as they can but not their son. I guess the Black Fairy couldn’t for some reason but it’s just a weird coincidence. 
So Gideon lied about freeing the children? Or he meant that the children would be free from the Black Fairy once she was freed?
I honestly think they shouldn’t have brought back Neverland if it wasn’t going to be the jungle it once was. It just doesn’t feel like Neverland. 
Some lost boys stayed? How comes there’s so many of them here because the number of them would suggest 3 quatres of them stayed. Why bring Felix with them on the boat if he could have just stayed, then?
Isaac: “I’m guessing the Hamilton tickets are a no?….No one’s magic’s that powerful.” So true.
Wait. So the book didn’t end in the EF? I think this may have been addressed in s4.
Bye Isaac. Hope you get your Hamilton tickets! Go see Wicked for Zelena! 
Oh yes!! Awake next week! Love that episode! Snowing centric!!
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Hi, I really enjoyed reading your thoughts about the last few episodes, you always make me feel better about things. Would you mind sharing more about the last episode, both in general and of course what you thought about Edser?
Thank you for the kind words, sorry this has taken so long to answer, I know you sent it days ago, but it’s been a busy week. As I said in another post, I actually really enjoyed this episode. I'll start with the other characters and then get to Eda and Serkan. 
First Seline. Of course, she beat everyone to the punch by getting to Serkan before Ferit and Ceren.  I suppose props to her for coming clean rather than allowing herself to be blackmailed, but man she was still a selfish snake until the end. I actually thought the most unfair thing was how she swept Ceren up in the people who had hid it from Serkan. What!?!?  Ceren found out the day before, told Ferit that as Serkan's attorney she couldn't keep it from him, called Serkan to let him know that Ferit had to talk to him, and didn't see Serkan until that meeting! What else could she have done? She would have been fully justified in defending herself to Serkan on that score. I wish she would have... except it's not the point of this show. The point of this show is Eda and Serkan, so to that end perhaps it was more important for Serkan to think his lawyer had hid it from him, and then for us and Eda to see him get over it quickly in order to illustrate how much more relaxed he is than when we met him. It plays into the themes of change, even if it's more about evolving. 
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Also, it's typical of Selin and her jealousy to try and get one last punch in and to drag the woman Ferit is now interested into the mess. I like how she tried to deliver a blow to Eda, and Eda was just like, "Whatever, do your worst" and Serkan, instead of getting mad which is what Selin wanted, just found a way to use it to flirt even harder. Then her maneuver with Balca was just gross. She knows as well as anyone that Serkan, despite his public notoriety, is a private person and here she is spilling every bit of his personal business to this woman they all met today. What a betrayal of personal trust. Good riddance to her. I mean, we'll all miss Bige, but I won't miss Selin. 
Honestly, I don't think Selin is evil, she's just so selfish, myopic and spoiled that she thinks her hurt trumps everyone else. She thinks she's entitled to lash out, give grief and visit pain upon people, because she was thwarted and didn't get what she wanted. I'm glad that Eda mentioned that it was Selin who sicced the press on them, so even if they didn't prove it, they know. I've seen some criticism that Selin wasn't punished enough for her sins, but I disagree. The holding was her inheritance, her history, her father helped start that company, and she ended by giving up her stake completely, she lost her fiance and the back-up life she imagined with him, she lost Serkan and the life she imagined with him, she also lost Serkan's decades-long friendship, she lost her job, she's leaving the country. That's a lot of losing. She's hit emotional rock bottom, perhaps she'll be able to do some soul searching and figure out why she lost everything (except her money) as she starts over?
The other goodbye this episode was Alptekin, and another good riddance here. His interaction with Aydan was cruel. That's how he ends a 30 year marriage? Yikes. At least it sounds like he left everything to Aydan and Serkan and is not trying to take houses (Serkan needs the Summer House and Mountain House for sexy rendezvous reasons!) or the stake in the holding. His goodbye with Serkan was thankfully better. I mean, he can't redeem himself as a father at this point, but at least that conversation didn't make it worse. I'm glad he admitted to Serkan that he was not a good father, but also went to lengths to say that unlike him, Serkan would be a good father. Serkan would probably say that his father's opinion doesn't matter, but I think it really does, particularly on that subject. It's very plausible to me that Serkan has fears about being like his dad, and specifically being an unloving, perfection-requiring, absentee father like his dad was. It's important for him to hear that it doesn't have to be like that, hopefully Serkan internalized that they are very different men. It was also nice of him to sort of bless his future with Eda, and even after Serkan said they would want nothing to do with him, say he would still always be there if Serkan needed him. It was as good as could be expected as far as the impact it would have on Serkan's emotional state. 
Didn't see much of Ayfer in this one, which is fine by me. I mentioned it last week, but WOW, what they've done to the hair, makeup and costuming is something else.  For a good part of the series her style was kind of flowy and boho influenced and it worked. She had a bit of a relaxed cool vibe to her. Now they're styling her like an uptight, 90-year-old woman! That green dress was so ugly and WTF was that lampshade on her head?  This is a beautiful woman surrounded by fashionable, 20-something girls, how is she getting more dowdy and frumpy by the episode?
I think I'm going to like Divorce!Aydan. She was such an arrogant character when the show began, it's nice to see her show both warmth and vulnerability.  You could see she was nervous about running for the head of the foundation, which I wouldn't have expected from the woman we met early on in the series. She's been a joy the last few episodes and this was no different. And I will love her forever for staying true to Eda, and asking for her when Balca offered to be by her side. The Eda/Aydan relationship really warms my heart and I love that she needs her future daughter-in-law. Though I did feel for Seyfi when she didn't let him into the group hug. Poor Seyfi, he's as much a part of the family as anyone! Let him hug!
So, I know I've been very lukewarm towards the idea of Engin and Piril, it's just that they're such opposites it's hard to see how it will work.  And they're not opposites like Eda and Serkan are opposites. Eda and Serkan are the kind of opposites that yin/yang each other, and you can easily see them living in harmony, while Engin and Piril seem like the kind that just have incompatible outlooks and lifestyles. However, I do admit that I watched the proposal with a big grin on my face and I might have clapped when she said yes. I guess they at least partially won me over. Engin really tried to go big with his proposal, and if a proposal is going to be played for laughs I'm fine with it being anybody but Edser.  As a side note, I hope when Serkan asks Eda to marry him it's just the two of them, I like a private, emotional proposal for my favs.   So on to everyone's favorite new character, Balca. Boy, what an interesting one she is. Seems to me if you start a new job and decide you're going to go after your boss romantically before you even meet him because an astrologer gave you two initials... you might need professional help. I'm still not over the fact that this piece of work watched Serkan and Eda's sexually-charged slowdance at the party and still had the balls to show up at his house later that night. So far she's shaping up to be a rather tragic figure. Can you imagine being that desperate or having so little self-respect or dignity? It's impossible for her to have real feelings for someone she's never met, so she's risking humiliation, hurting people, and being fired because she's just that desperate to have a warm body in her life?  Yikes. That is pathetic. I'd feel sorry for her if she had shown any sign that she gave a damn that Serkan was already in a relationship for all intents and purposes. Her downfall is going to be SWEET. 
Me thinks she'll be just about as successful at driving a wedge between Eda and Serkan as those who came before her.  Including Aydan, Ayfer, Kaan, Efe and Selin. But hopefully her insidious presence will drive Eda to decide what she wants and to go and get her man. 
LOVED all the Eda/Serkan we got this episode. Starting from the elevator and that kiss. From spoilers, most of us knew the slap was coming, but it still was jarring when it happened. I really don't love any sort of hitting, or any violent act between partners, but I won't ding the characters for it here too much. Eda was vulnerable, discombobulated, and in an emotional whirl. She's trying to maintain distance and force him to maintain distance, all the while being drawn to him on a primal level. I think she slapped him because she thought that's what she should do. They're not officially in that place, they'd established he would be punished if he purposefully broke the contract, and she was vulnerable because of the claustrophobia. As for Serkan, I also don't ding him for doing it under what might not be considered optimal conditions. He knows how she feels, where her heart is, and she was willingly being very intimate there as she nuzzled into his neck. Also he was right that it definitely distracted her and calmed her down. I think she completely forgot where she was. 
That being said, the stones on that guy to kiss her again! I love it. He just smirked through her whole angry tirade, like he knew exactly where she was coming from. She was more putting on an act of being angry, because that's what she thought she should do, than actually being angry. That's the confidence of a man who knows exactly where he stands (for all those who get upset that Eda hasn't told Serkan how she feels, this is proof that he really, really knows).   For me, this episode was all about Eda's resolve crumbling, but her not being completely ready to let it go. So each time she found herself enjoying time with him and being vulnerable, she would retreat and try to build back up that wall. And she failed spectacularly every time. I think that's why we saw her go from putty in his hands one minute to evoking the contract the next, back to putty. She's trying to stay strong and not let him in, but she just can't do it and doesn't really want to do it.
While they were at lunch she tried to maintain distance, she was a bit snarky and trying to resist his flirting. But once they finished lunch and were on the balcony, she couldn't even pretend to maintain an air of indifference. She was so pleased when he said that his entire life has been a rainbow since meeting her. No pretense, she couldn't hide it. Nor could she hide her pleasure in him turning off his phone in order to have lunch with her. 
Deep down, Eda knows it's only a matter of time until they reunite. I think she just needs to be ready to let go of him breaking up with her before she lets down her walls. But when something happens, she's there. One minute they're engaging in pointed banter about her potential punishment, the next she hears that Aydan is not doing well and she's right by his side. No question, no hesitation. When push comes to shove, they're already a family. 
I can just imagine what it does to Serkan to watch Eda be there for his mom. With the agoraphobia I think Serkan took a lot of that burden onto himself, with really only Seyfi to help. That must have felt so isolating. But now Eda is right there with him, and they're a team, he has someone to rely on and share the burden with, it must feel so good. 
You gotta hand it to Serkan Bolat with the whole three wishes thing. My dude is ingenious. Instead of being upset that she kept something from him, or being passive aggressive about it, he figures out the course of action that will give him something to flirt with her about and excuses to spend time together. Also it gives him the opportunity to ask for the one thing he wants most from her, unconditional trust. Because once she's there, there will no longer be any reason for their separation. It's pretty much the cornerstone of everything. Not to say she doesn't trust him as a person, she does, but I think she's trepidatious about trusting his feelings for her. Trusting that he won't break up with her again, or go back to that inconsistent behavior that she's talked about several times. It makes sense that there is still lingering emotional fallout from the breakup. 
"Are you available?" "For you, always." Oh, sweet, sweet Robot. Enough can not be said about how he can make the smallest interaction into something so romantic. He was equally sweet when having her guess the number one thing that benefits him. You know she just melts inside every time he says something like that, and the harder she tries not to show it, the harder she melts. 
One thing I didn't get is Eda being a bit relaxed when it came to trusting Efe. Just the day before she learned that Efe tried to blackmail Selin for her shares, and Eda seemed taken aback at the revelation. However, when they discuss him I don't feel like she validates Serkan's concerns as much as maybe she should.  I'm going to chalk it up to Eda being a bit off-kilter from Serkan asking her if she wants to work with him more closely. Perhaps she wants or needs that buffer of working for his partner instead of him, so she's not going to poke holes in her situation just yet, even if she realizes there is reason for concern. I did like that she reassured him that if Serkan trusted her, it would be fine. That seems like it will be key when Babbaan arrives. 
Is Eda the cutest when she's jealous? I think she's the cutest. So does Serkan. He was enjoying that so much. And I just about died when she scooted her chair over to where she was almost sitting on top of him. The fact that Balca was Eda's own doing, a consequence of some irrational emotions, makes the whole situation even funnier. Serkan can't be dinged at all for choosing her. 
I will be watching TV a long time before I get over the fact that this show found a way to re-enact the scene from Ghost. Thank you writers, producers and creatives! I keep saying that I love how this show rarely misses an opportunity, the shippy content and visuals are second to none. The things this show is able to do on such a tight timeline and I'm sure, budget is impressive. I give most of the credit to the actors and their chemistry, but that was also beautifully shot. What's almost better is when they return to the office all hot and bothered and flustered. These two kids are going to have to fall into bed sooner, rather than later otherwise the sexual tension is literally going to kill them.  
Speaking of UST, they wound themselves up again when they decided to slow dance in front of their friends and coworkers. Besides Balca, is anyone in their orbit still wondering what's going on with them? Together? Broken up? In-between? Are they still office gossip, or is everyone just like "Eh, that's just Eda and Serkan" and they're all expecting to come in the office one morning to find that they’ve eloped. Along those lines, where was Ayfer? She gets so upset at the idea of them even talking... did she even notice them draped all over each other having eye-sex while dancing? I mean I didn't want her to have some over-the-top reaction but if she had it would have been in line with how she's been the last few episodes. The final scene was so damn uncomfortable to watch, but I'm very hopeful this storyline is going to clarify a few things for Eda and we’ll reap those rewards. All in all, I really enjoyed this episode, and can't wait for the next two! 
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Mysterylover watches Bleach episodes 201-202: “Nnoitra vs Kenny”
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1. Nnoitra still infuriatingly refuses to go down and even injures Kenpachi. I’m getting really sick of his ugly smirking mug by now and I’m hoping Kenny wipes the floor with him.
2. I wonder if Nnoitra has major fans who are offended by my complete disinterest in/hatred of him? It’s hard to imagine - he’s such a boring character.
3. We get like two seconds of Ichigo, Orihime and Yachiru to remind us they’re still there. Jeez Ichi you’re like the MC get back in the game and start doing things. 
4. Hime is looking really worried so I assume something surprising and unpleasant is about to happen.
5. Oh boy Nnoitra’s having his ‘this isn’t even my final form’ moment. Significantly less cool than Grimmjow’s. Comments have spoiled me that I will have to wait a very long time to see GJ again. Dammit. Isn’t he kinda popular? I’m surprised SJ didn’t ask Kubo to make him a central character. They usually do that with the rival character.
6. Damn and he’s wounded Kenny. Will this guy never effing go down.  He’s making Yachi look sad.
7. THE ASSHOLE’S GOING AFTER YACHI WHICH MAKES HIME FINALLY TAKE ACTION YAS YAS HIME SAVE MY GIRL KICK THIS GUY’S ASS. 
8. Or let Kenny fight him some more. Whatever. Apparently Ken is really protective of Yachi. How old is Yachi anyway? Is she a kid or teen?
9. And now Nnoitra’s stabbed Kenny and everyone’s upset. Dammit Ken you had one job.
10. The fight continues in Episode 202.  
11. Yachi is telling Ichi to stay out of it but I wish he and Hime would just team up and kill nnoitra already. Kenny’s seriously wounded and shit (and I just want to get on with this arc).
12. I will give some props to the music for trying very hard to convince me that this fight is really epic and cool.
13. Kenny is bleeding and in danger but still going. God speed good man. At least rid us of your opponent before you go (if you are indeed about to die. In shonen anything is possible).
14. Apparently Kenny has lots of fight training and we get flashbacks with the Dumbledore looking dude teaching him. UM...ok?
15. The long and the short of it is that Kenny finally wins and Nnoitra ends up having a flashback about Nel. OK Nn you can live for a few more minutes to give us more Nel flashbacks but then you gotta go.
16. Big!Nel is chastizing Nn for slaughtering people for no reason. Because he’s such a dick that lord evil Emperor himself looks nice next to him.
17. Where is lord EvilSmirk anyway? I actually miss him. He definitely has presence and charisma, and a history with our heroes...all the things that make a good villain.
18. Nel sure is cool. Man I wish she’d just killed this ahole a few episodes back. It seriously should’ve been her, she’s the one with a history with this guy and a reason to want him out of the picture.
19. Wow she even saved his life at some point in a sense and he still tried to kill her. Because he’s a dick, as previously established. 
20. Sassy backstory Nel tells him off again. I just love to see this guy getting roasted. And by the end of the ep it looks like he’s finally dying and staring at Lil! Nel as he goes. She’s asleep and not even gonna witness him dying. GOOD. DENIED FOREVER.
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zathuraroy5 · 3 years
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Supernatural Rewatch : 2x3
(queued 2021/02/03)
I have to say the classic rock they're using in early seasons is good. "wheel in the sky"
Oh right at first we think the vampires are normal human victims. And turns out they are victims, just not human, lol
"back in black" like I said the music slaps in this one
"listen to her purr" "you two need a room?" "Aww don't listen to him baby"
He already calls her baby
God those awful suits (... not sure what I’m talking about here...)
Ok ok 5:05 minutes in, they walk into the hospital, find a nurse guy, Dean has a weird stop and gulp moment when he sees him. Just for the record
"so much effed up crap happens in Florida" say it Dean
Also for a show with so much gore still weird to me that they don't swear lol (comment from convo with @adhdeancas It is so weird, pulls me out every time)
Oh oh hey hey it's that Sam smiling at the bartender gif moment, 7:40 (is it actually Benny lolol)
Tumblr gifs have ruined me haha
Also idk how I feel about this hunter? Like obviously made the villain. Intense "black guy". Becomes a vampire himself.(later)  But I know this guy was seared into my brain, because when I watched Black Panther I was like "oh hey it's the vampire hunter guy from supernatural" lol. But I can't get over how they wrote him (also just watched the second episode with him in it. Still weirded out by how they wrote him)
Hehe the boys aren't dumb, catching him in an alley. 
God this guy, "Met your dad once. Great hunter. Heard he passed. I'm sorry. Big shoes to fill. But I heard you fill them alright. Good trackers, good in a tight spot" like way to put the burden there buddy. (Also he really talks like that. All staccato like)
Also where's this Hunter grapevine/network that the boys don't seem to be a part of???
(works into my crazy idea)(don’t ask)
"guess there's a lot your dad never told you uh" FUCK. Like a whole NETWORK of help they don't know about??? God fuck, the more I learn about John through my new goggles.
(in my teen goggles when I watched the first time, it was just a story right, so I couldn't observe the abuse for what it was)(also shit, now I'm like fuck... Getting into personal stuff that my sister noticed about our parents, shit I just unlock a part of my backstory, sorry lolol it just hit me I'll shut up) (You know when we talk about Dean coded girl. Fml)
Why are hunters so dead set on being alone
Fucckkk that big ass chainsaw thing is seared in my mind. (Seriously I still remember it so vividly. Probably because they put it in the recaps) I remembered it as a woodchipper though.
Disclaimer, I have some wine tonight
Reinforcement of violence. "not human"
Oh shit. Sam not celebrating, goes back to the hotel. Before he leaves Dean says "remind me to beat that buzz kill out of you later, alright" and I'm just O.O crying. Fuck John
FUCKKK Dean telling of one of his hunts at 16 with his dad. About embracing the life
This is killing me. The other guy's all happy, Dean is being introspective. Gah
Ok ok wait. You're telling me. This guy specialized in killing vampires. And John met him before. But John thought vampires were extinct.... Continuity man (seriously though what even)(or like John thought this guy and other hunters had actually exterminated them? Feels really sloppy to me. Like John is supposed to be the amazing hunter. Way to go big guy)
Talking about his Dad, and actual feelings. "Can't talk about this with Sammy" nervous laugh " gotta keep my game face on" oh Dean "truth is I'm not handling it very well" JENSEN
God this guy is such a bad influence though "like a dark hole inside of you? That keeps getting bigger and bigger? Good. You can use it. There's plenty of things that need killing. Keeps you hungry. It's not a crime to need your job" GOD. Like how much has this one convo affected him
Wow, and Ellen goes ham on the guy, bad rep
He says "it's all black and white. There's no maybe. You see a bad thing, you kill it" fuck (also the fact that they make a Black man say that? I know this is 2006 but come on)
And I know this is the episode with the "vegetarian" vampires
Wtf who are those guys (no context)
Wait... Is that benny… Omfg
But she called him Ely... (seriously someone please explain)( @adhdeancas I’m begging you)
Fuck like if he hadn't talked to Gordon would Dean have been ready to listen to Sam?
Fucckkk. Big big big “humanity in monsters question” vibe
Wow. He actually punched him. (Dean punched Sam?) (Just... the use of violence in this episode is very pointed...)
Fucckkk Dean taking the side of the monsters wow
God that guy is psychotic (Gordon)
"what if we killed things that didn't deserve killing" oh DEAN
@adhdeancas I knoww
God that whole conversation at the end is everything
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mooncademia · 3 years
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for the ask game 🖊🤔💭 !!
ash, tyy 🥺hours of lab work have been paid off 😋
🖊 Post a snippet from a current WIP:
oop! was about to drop a kaminari snippet but LOL, its a drabble the snippet gave a lot away, so here's a shinsou one; we love busking!oc & her beloved guitar :)
"And then…after your 6th song, you saw a familiar face in the crowd.
His hair just stood out too easily.
But there he was.
The boy that makes you heart swooned, standing in the very front of the crowd staring at you with his classic intriguing eyes.
He had his hands tucked in his pockets with a backpack slung over his school uniform. When you saw him in the crowd, it took all the might in you to not strum the wrong chord and you did your best to focus on the cover. Though, no sooner after that thought, you caught an amused smile tracing his lips when you took another glance at him.
The boy’s mouth dropped slightly in awe as he watched you sang ever so beautifully with your hips swaying side to side with the rhythm of the song.
“Wow, she’s really cute, huh?” A guy beside him said to his friend.
“Yeah man…and her voice…” His friend replied without taking his eyes off of you for even one bit.
He agreed 100%. You were effortlessly beautiful and your voice hit him like a cool breeze—like when the summer heat finally breaks and you begin to believe that things in life might actually be getting better. Even songs that were written and performed to feel sad or bittersweet... the way you played and the way you sang only poured and reminded him of good memories. And so with your hips swaying, your passionate eyes glistening, and your cute smile shining as bright as ever as you sang, he thinks that he may be actually falling for you."
🤔 What is the hardest part of writing fic?
Hmm... probably trying to describe actions or feelings that flow so well in your mind but so effing hard on paper! transitions too~
💭 What is a headcanon you have about your own work?
omg literally spent a couple minutes wondering about what this q was asking...if it's my writing style or how i write certain characters hahaha!! but ig i commonly write an oc who is strong, super confident, sometimes silly/shy at times, flirty but not at all needy/or is in need of affection! i love it when the other side can see oc as "not like other girls" (ew, ik, a such a cliche/cringe statement but im sry its true!!) and appreciate that they love this person bc they are not scared to say no and they stand up for what they effing believe in!!! i use a lot of inspos from other fictional woman characters like annabeth from R.R's books or that one super cool spy agent who can get what she wants in movies hahahah! hope this ans lands somewhere in the field for this one :)
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ladylillianrose · 4 years
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Episode 16 thoughts
Serkan being all concerned and confused at Eda lovingly reaching for him. Also I cannot with his facial expressions/eyebrows lmao
Serkan you're going to have your hands full keeping her awake lol (speaking from experience, you get pretty cranky and snarky when you've had a concussion)
Bless you doctor, you are clearly team Edser. Let's introduce you to Seyfi and Sirius
We need more Ceren Engin and Piril together!
Serkan don't deny that you want to spend all day with her
Engin honey you are so bad at lying it's adorable.
Oh Serkan love, having her this close and yet not is going to hurt so much.
Aydan yelling at Seyfi and Seyfi running off 🤣🤣
Someone should keep track of how many times Serkan has to tell Eda to not sleep.
"I would give everything to stay in this moment forever" *swoon*
Romantic Robot is my favorite nickname 🤖❤
Lol Serkan being haunted by the song.
Oh no, no too quick that she remembers! Serkan knew it wouldn't last.
Engin wearing jeans 🔥🔥🔥
Okay I take back what I said, Piril is a way worse liar than Engin 🤣🤣🤣
Lmao so much like their behavior early on in their relationship
Oh Serkan you giant liar!!! You want nothing more than to spend the night with her.
Eda you don't really want a "normal life"
They're going to be tormented by soooooooo many memories from that night!
Uggghhhh they're just so domestic and perfect together 🥺🥺🥺
Making her coffee 🥺🥺🥺
Oh yeah no one is going to make it through this night not tormented by memories
Fifi with the tarot cards lol
Thank God Eda is so smart and knows that there has to be a reason for the breakup because they both still love each other❤❤
Lmao the "depression cardigan" as Kerem called it���🤣
Lies you would so not go to the same levels you are for another employee! Similar but nowhere near these extremes
That face when he saw Efe's name!
"What remains in your life for a long time?" Yowch savage Eda!
Cranky surly Eda lol! This is basically me when my husband has to wake me up.
Lmao the music!! He’s so damn pleased with himself 🤘🤘
Uggghhh Serkan you both are hurting so so much!😭😭😭
Ooo Ayfer is going to murder him
Aydan's face at the ring and Serkan fiddling with it🤣🤣
Oh Eda you have no idea how justified in his mind the break up is.
Serkan is 100% right to not trust Efe! Omg hiring a detective yesssss!!!!
Selin, Eda and Serkan are none of your business!!!
Lmfao Engin listening to Piril over Serkan
Oooo I want to rent the café next to the flower shop
What is Eda wearing??? It's like she stole the linebackers fraternity sweater vest 🤣🤣🤣 Can we call it Eda's "depression sweater"?
Efe bringing her ice cream and Serkan being jealous
Jealous Serkan 😍😍😍
Ceren is an incredibly competent lawyer, Selin's jealousy is ridiculous
Yes Serkan wanting to keep Ceren!!
No no no you don't move Eda out of the building! 🤬🤬🤬🤬
Where are Erdem and Leyla to just lock them in a room together! (not one that will make Eda claustrophobic)
I'm glad Ferit refuses to sell to Selin. He’s coming into his own working for them
Oh no you won't get what you want Efe!!!
Piril giving Eda hope of Serkan's feelings, by telling her he knew where she was at the beach 😍😍😍😍
Eda go talk to Engin, he'll spill the beans!!
Leyla remembering Piril's birthday 😍😍😍 And saying she remembers those who are important to her.
I love Leyla so much!!
Ferit did right telling Ceren and offering advice.
Lmao Alptekin trying to arrange a boys night
Serkan you are terrible at watching Eda and not getting caught lol
Efe is missing the leather jacket to look like the "bad boy" with the wat his hair is and in that white t-shirt lol
Oh no Engin is going to be in so much trouble for forgetting Piril's birthday
"Have I ever asked you for something?" "Engin, you ask for something every day" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh yes Serkan always wins
Oh no Efe did not just call Eda honey. That's Serkan's thing!!!
And there's the leather jacket, 100% the bad boy greaser look on Efe
Lmao Alptekin taking the "good controller"
Uggghhh these two and their rings 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭
Yaaaasss Karaoke night with the girls!!!
Erdem moved out!! And is sleeping in the office oh Erdem
Lmao the boys wearing team jerseys
Wow Leyla 🔥🔥🔥
I miss doing Karaoke with my friends 😭😭😭
Alptekin you can fix things by telling Eda the truth!!
The boys are so ridiculously competitive
I love Piril's voice
Oooo Engin you are so dead!!
Lmao Leyla drunk on the phone with Serkan 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Erdem singing and cracking that hard exterior of Fifi's
Oooffff poor Engin
Serkan watching Eda sing about her heartbreak 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Good girl Eda don't back off! Find out the truth!
Aydan is so backed into a corner feeling like if she doesn't try to leave the house she'll never get to see Serkan
Drunk Eda trying to pair everyone off lol
Don't even try Efe, she is not yours!
How could you say no to him *swoon*
He just wants to love her and take care of her 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Lmao post girls night hangovers
No Eda nooooo come on you know better!!
Lmao at Leyla and Erdem hangovers
Oh Serkan finding a way to help Ayfer and Eda without directly assisting,
Lmfao at Serkan throwing water on Engin to wake him up!!
NOOOOO not Efe! Serkan!!!
Yes put the pieces together Serkan!! Secret partner is Grandma!!!
Don't you dare take credit for it Efe!!
Aydan doing therapy 🥺🥺🥺 And being so upset about Eda because she loves her and has a strong bond with her
Okay so Efe's secret partner is a man, who could it be???
He never has been able to say no to her 🤣🤣🤣
He loves seeing her so passionate about her work!
Oooooo direct challenge!!!
Eda not willing to go to Aydan for coffee, but willing to help her with her therapy stuff
Ferit supporting Ceren 😍😍
Eda has a point about Ceren and Ferit, but Ceren also has a point
Lmao at Eda's condition for helping Aydan.
"Did she hurt you?" "Not as much as her son" damn Eda!
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number5theboy · 4 years
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ALRIGHT
THIS SEASON
IT WAS A LOT
my liveblogged thoughts under the cut
Episode 1
·         Exhilarating! I love Ben
·         Ben already has more lines in these first five minutes than he had in the first season
·         This montage is good
·         ALLISON BABY
·         Luther yelled for Diego first I love this
·         Diego is immediately in vigilante mode…….hot
·         THE SHOT PARELLING VANYA’S FIRST WORDS
·         Vanya is a mess we love to see it
·         The shot of Five’s feet hitting the puddle? So aesthetically pleasing
·         The battle scene is such a smart way of reintroducing everyone’s powers and their Final Form™ succinctly
·         I love Hazel. So much.
·         The Umbrella Atomic Explosion™ is SO clever I love it
·         ALRIGHT UNCHARTERED TERRITORY LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOO
·         Oh Hazel and Five make me soft
·         Agnes and Hazel had a good life
·         Hazel is so dead
·         Welp that took no time at all
·         “How many times did I say bulletproof briefcases?” ily mister five
·         I love the Swedes they’re stupid
·         Are we ever gonna know what Agnes made Hazel promise?
·         Five is honestly world’s best character
·         FUTURE HEADQUARTERS
·         “Well the truth is out there!” abkdkblhlkbkhl
·         I shouldn’t make quick judgments, but conspiracy nut guy is nice and I hope he doesn’t turn out evil, because I also through Harold was nice in the beginning
·         Diego got himself arrested already what an idiot
·         Asddjgflkflhfl Diego’s problems all put out
·         Okay, set-up for Diego’s character arc of self-actualisation we love to see it
·         Lila is awesome, but I hope they don’t make her crush on him excessively
·         Diego and Five is an underrated duo
·         THEY ARE SO BICKERY
·         Five is jut gonna murder him sometime along the way
·         I LOVE FIVE SO MUCH WHAT A LITTLE SHIT
·         Oof Vanya is so cute in that outfit
·         This scene perfectly encapsulates women having to listen to men
·         VANYA’S GOING TO MILFTOWN Y’ALL
·         I cannot tell white men apart, does Carl look like conspiracy nut guy or is it just me?
·         As usual, Ben and Klaus are bad at everything
·         “neither does your beard” icon Ben Hargreeves
·         I support Ben pummelling Klaus
·         I passionately hate the beard and love the coat
·         Why do all the white men look alike, I thought this poker dude was a Swede
·         I KNEW BEN WAS LYING
·         “Pick a better time to self-actualise!”
·         I still hate the beard, let’s see if it grows on me
·         Yusuf Gatewood………….hot
·         By far the hottest couple so far in TUA
·         Please tell me she’s not still hung up on Luther
·         Yes she is goddammit
·         The moon thing is cute though, I can appreciate that
·         Luther finally gets a well-soundtracked fight scene I love it
·         OI THAT WAS BRUTAL HOLY SHIT
·         Oh Luther is pulling a Five in feeling bad about his excessive violence
·         I already hate his boss
·         Raymond marry me pls
·         Allison marry me pls
·         OH MY GOD VANYA LAUGHED
·         Sissy and Vanya have excellent chemistry
·         Oh I see the deliberate parallel with Vanya, Umbrella Academy, you aren’t fooling me
·         SWEDISH ASSASSINS BABY
·         Do you think they’ll say a single word or?
·         Literally the only way this show knows how to signal danger is through flickering lights
·         Two bopping fight scene and Five hasn’t been in any of them
·         Lila and Diego have no braincells between them it’s beautiful
·         Alright, she knows how to fight……..supicious
·         If this show wasn’t so hellbent on making Luther and Allison a thing, he would be best ace rep
·         Lmao “I don’t give a shit” I love you Luther
 EPISODE TWO
·         ALRIGHT THE HANDLER IS BACK???????
·         Okay so Hazel and Cha-Cha are dead but that pestilence still runs around??? Bruuuuuuuuuh
·         Kate Walsh is still hot though
·         AJ??????
·         THE FISH SMOKES?!?
·         God the Commission is such a capitalist hellhole
·         Oh there we have 743
·         H E R B
·         Okay I am here to see her humiliated but please no redemption arc for her
·         I love the deliberate parallels between Five and the Handler
·         “Like a masseuse?” IDIOTS
·         Oh Five is so lost and vulnerable baby boy
·         Also the character developments in Luther!!!!!
·         “Dad should’ve left him on the moon.” Five is, simply said, an icon
·         Oof Sissy is SO cute
·         I’m already not ready for Five to find Vanya
·         Lila is so extra can we keep her
·         Great now I have sympathy for Carl
·         Luther’s new outfit looks so good on him
·         OH LUTHER IS THE FIRST ONE TO SEE HER
·         Well that was dramatic and didn’t lead anywhere
·         Alright two episodes in, Civil Rights plotline hasn’t been fucked up yet
·         WHAT THE FUCK IS THE SWEDE DRINKING SO CONSCPICOUSLY
·         ELLIOTT IS THE NAME OF MISTER CONSPIRACY
·         “cousins on my robot mother’s side”
·         “Imagine Batman, then aim lower.”
·         Lila is great I love her
·         Diego is gonna throw both Five and Lila through a wall at some point
·         Five is so ready to throw Diego under the bus
·         Klaus Hargreeves, world’s worst cult leader
·         ……….did Klaus built a cult on pop lyrics?
·         Klaus and Raymond bonding I love it
·         DIEGO AND FIVE BEST TEAM
·         REGINALD IS THE UMBRELLA MAN
·         OH LUTHER IS GONNA FIND HER HOLY SHIT
·         THE BARN FROM THE PROMO PICTURE
·         This scene is so good
·         “You shouldn’t be the one to apologise.” I’M GONNA CRY
·         Tom Hopper and Ellen Page are so good in this scene
·         WHY DID HE LEAVE
·         What the flying fuck is up with the Swedes
·         BRO WHAT THE FUCK
·         Is Five ever gonna bring up the fact that he was supposed to kill Kennedy or?
·         Raymond is wasted on someone who doesn’t give him her whole heart
·         What the FUCK, Klaus
·         Why does she remember her name tho
·         The violin starting up when she talks about the callouses on Vanya’s hands
·         Brotherly bonding is my new favourite scene
·         Do the filmmakers know that your scene can be suspenseful and well-lit
·         Okay maybe baby Pogo is cute
·         There is gonna be no Five murdering spree, the blood is solely from Pogo
·         Next well-soundtracked fight scene
·         The choreography of this!!!!!
·         Man Reginald is a shitty dad before he even becomes a dad
·         Diego cannot catch a break poor baby
 EPISODE 3
·         SHITTY WIG ON KLAUS ALERT
·         THE LEVITATION IS BEN I HATE THIS
·         So far, all title card umbrellas have not disappointed
·         You are running in a straight line you really should hit her
·         Yep, Watchmen flashbacks
·         Luther remains cute and awkward
·         THEY ARE TALKING TO EACH OTHER BABY
·         S E Q U I N S
·         SNEAKY LADY ALLISON IS BACK
·         FINALLY
·         A HUG  
·         Allison and Klaus are so cute
·         What in the goddamn Looney Tunes is this outfit lady
·         WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU LADY
·         ALLISON HARGREEVES YOU QUEEN
·         This spooky ghost show is great
·         Everyone going off on Five is great
·         @ this show stop ripping Vanya and Five apart and let them be soft
·         Diego is so naked this entire season
·         Diego and Lila are a good dynamic
·         Elliott is a babe I love him
·         The Handler continues to be creepy about Five
·         So much driving
·         Luther is baby and Raymond deserves better than to deal with all the baggage from all the Hargreeves brothers
·         HE SHAVED THE BEARD
·         Ouch this is awkward
·         I don’t get why they didn’t cast normal Dave to play young Dave they’re not that far apart in age
·         Oh he’s gonna have to let Dave go
·         Oh this scene must be so triggering
·         Oh shit’s bad and it’s only episode 3
·         PUPPY???
·         WE WERE RIGHT ABOUT LILA
·         WHAT DO YOU MEAN THANKS MOM
 EPISODE 4
·         Oh my god the Handler is pure fucking evil
·         She learnt the fighting from her mom alright
·         THE RED BOOTS WERE THERE ALL ALONG
·         Man I hoped that the antisemitism was gone
·         Vanya being protective of Luther :’)
·         Luther only has shitty father figures
·         I can’t believe they were better organised last season
·         Why do you hate the Vanya/Five dynamic so much, show?
·         Five got an extra dose of asshole today this season huh
·         Reggie is probably the twelfth
·         Oh boy Klaus is a trainwreck
·         That marriage is also a trainwreck
·         I understand Ray though
·         Why is there Styx on this soundtrack
·         Oh Klaus baby
·         GALA NIGHT BITCHES
·         Five is a smart young old man
·         Oh baby is eating his heart out
·         Oh the hug makes me soft though
·         Honestly, Tom Hopper and Emmy Raver Lampman have such cute chemistry
·         AWKWARD DARLING MAN
·         “Doomsday” *nervous chuckle*
·         Ballroom lessons as kids
·         This is an excellent dance scene
·         OH MY GOD MOM WAS MADE AFTER A REAL WOMAN
·         THIS SHOW MAN THIS SHOW
·         Reggie is gross
·         Diego’s mommy AND daddy issues are put on blast this season
·         Sissy is such a babe
·         Man we got budget BUDGET for this season
·         Alright, the white violin can revive people now cool cool cool
·         How different her powers are when powered by love
·         I love Elliott I hope he survives the eason
·         I am down for Luther and Elliott getting high together
·         LET’S GO LESBIIIAAAAAAAAAANS
·         God Allison and Klaus make me so soft
·         I am very supportive of Elliott and Luther becoming bros
·         You already shanked one son, go poker stick another one
·         YES EXCELLENT FIGHT MUSIC
·         They both?????? Just left him to fend for himself??????????
·         Ancient Greek??? Bitch what
·         This show is rated for violence and we have barely seen any!!!!!! What!!!!!!!
 Episode 5
·         Okay baby Pogo and Grace is adorable
·         Why is Pogo in space now
·         THEY KILLED POGO
·         AGAIN
·         Hargeeves got a hug before Five did what the effing fuck
·         He might be a dick but his instincts are good
·         Haha old cowboy
·         Ben is so done
·         Vanya……..Sissy……..my heart
·         Wow Reginald continues to be a massive arse
·         Luther/Diego/Five are DUMB and I love them
·         “No, bro, he shanked your heart.”
·         God the Handler!!!!!!
·         THE MUSIC AT THE REUNION
·         We didn’t even see Five reunite with Allison and Klaus!!!!!
·         GOD WHAT A SISTERLY UPGRADE
·         KLAUS VANYA AND ALLISON HUGGING
·         Allison and Diego rights babey!!!
·         Are the Swedes ever gonna say something or
·         LILA AND FIVE TEAM-UP LET’S GO
·         I’VE MISSED YOU ALL SO MUCH I’M GONNA CRY BABY
·         The red-blue dynamic in Luther and Diego I live for that
·         Luther and Diego are gooooooood together
·         What is up with that
·         Klaus, Vanya and Allison are dumbasses and I love them so much
·         Alright where are the Swedes doing and why is that tree so creepy
·         Oh the youngest Swede just went tits-up
·         Please tell me Five is finally getting a fight scene
·         Excellent fight scene
·         Great, now I feel sad for the Swedes
·         They deffo have a cooler aesthetic than Hazel and Cha-Cha
·         This cover is beautiful
 EPISODE 6
·         This wig looks better than Klaus’
·         Also Ben has barely been in this season where is he at
·         Oof Ray is so cute
·         The Handler and Five have such good chemistry holy shit
·         Diego, Luther and Vanya are a god-tier dynamic
·         We love the CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
·         BENNY BOY HAS A CRUSH
·         Wait how is this only episode six I feel like this is already the pensum of the first season
·         Clothing montage baby!!!!!
·         God they look so good together
·         Oh Allison can be RUTHLESS
·         THE BINGO CARDS
·         Oh no no no no I didn’t think Klaus and Dave could be even more tragic
·         THEY TALK
·         God she is so fucking creepy stop lusting after a child
·         World’s most satisfying elevator shot
·         This scene is chaos I love it
·         God everyone just harps on Diego’s daddy issues jesus
·         Oh baby no
·         Oh babies no
·         NO NOT THE DISSOLUTION OF TEAM ZERO
·         Why are there so many antisemitic dogwhistles in this
·         This scene between Five and Reginald is good
·         NOT ELLIOTT
·         Oh no no no no Carl
·         Alright at least this promises a good fight scene
 EPISODE 7
·         This polka music bops
·         Wait how did he get to 1982
·         HE SAID FUCK
·         Man Carmichael was out so quick
·         No fish-eating?
·         Awwwww Klaus and Ben have a heart to heart
·         Oh God, Diego and Luther have no brain activity between the two of them
·         That is a Look
·         Oh this montage of Ben rediscovering touch
·         The writing of this show was oddly prophetic
·         Oh wait Vanya’s gonna be incarcerated too right????
·         Oh this is heart-breaking
·         Really?????? Ben’s the dorky one???
·         Oh my god Ben is getting a hug and Diego is so soft
·         Man why are Five and Vanya so antagonistic
·         FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
·         Dude a fight between them would have been so epic
·         Diego
·         You idiot
·         Oh Allison really loves him and he loves her
·         Oh I am so sad
·         Yeah this episode is infinitely worse than the day that wasn’t
·         FUCK YEAH BACKSTREET BOYS
·         What the fuck
·         Yo that is sadistic as fuck Allison what the flying fuck
·         This scene might ruin the song for me
·         There definitely was an easier way out
·         They fucked it up
·         I am not surprised
 EPISODE 8
·         Oh she speaks Russian
·         Five just snapped and honestly deserves it
·         Yeah I feel for the Swede
·         What is it with commission assassins and axes this season
·         “Your vagina needs fresh glasses.”
·         Nepotism
·         Oh Grace is turning on him baby!!
·         Ha remember when we were all like ‘oh no they’re making Reggie sympathetic’
·         Yeah so much for that
·         Five and Luther are……..soft
·         What the fuck is up with that
·         AYYYY BUTTHOLE SURFERS ON THE SOUNDTRACK
·         Oooooohhhhhhh trippy kid scene
·         Also Reggie is bad at German
·         I love Luther and Five so much
·         We finally get to see older Five’s tie pattern
·         Alright Lila makes me uncomfortable
·         FIVE IS GONNA GO FERAL Y’ALL LET’S GO
·         Man after the last rampage you’d think they’d upped security in this place
·         Herb for president!!
·         Some catch Diego’s ego is going berserk
·         Oh not again
·         Dot is a rebel now
·         Everyone is ragging on Five, even Five
·         This is so trippy
·         Oh yeah the brains. Forgot about those.
·         I……….sad
·         Oh my god oh my god oh my god
·         Of course it’s all the government’s fault
·         Love how they just walked into an FBI building
·         Bro what the fuck is going on
EPISODE 9
·         Allison is always there for Vanya and I love her
·         Hello Klaus and Diego are so cute
·         Oh my heart you go Klaus
·         So much for that
·         BUT BEN
·         YOU ARE CLIFF-HANGERING BE INSIDE AN EPISODE
·         Crazy Five is an idiot I love him
·         “I’m the daddy here” is not the gazelle, but it’ll do in a pinch
·         The 743!!!!!!
·         Oh God, Harlan is in danger
·         She loves him?!? You barely know the man!!!!!!
·         WHAT’S ON THE PAPER
·         Oh it’s her file
·         HELLO LET US SEE THE FIVES TYING TO OFF EACH OTHER
·         This continues to be trippy
·         These visuals are so stunning
·         This is my favourite scene so far, this is so good, this is an excellent talk
·         NO
·         NOT BEN
·         NOT BEN
·         “I’m askin’, Carl.” You go Sissy, love you, you’re doing excellent
·         Alright, we have a mini-Vanya here
·         Oh I hate the Handler so fucking much she is the worst
·         What a plot-twist
·         Oh god so much is going on in this season
·         Oh we get fish-eating, but it’s not Five? That’s lame
·         Why are they all so hell-bent on making stupid decisions
·         Klaus you idiot
·         Oh that SON OF A BITCH HARGREEVES
·         What the fuck what is on the dark side of the moon
·         What the flying fuck what the fuck what tebdjbdgkbjdsgkbjgsdjgnj
·         WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE GOING TO WAR
 EPISODE 10
·         Oh the kids are back for Ben’s funeral
·         I hate this
·         Reginald is just. The worst.
·         My emotions are all over the place
·         Oh……..babies
·         OH MY GOD DIEGO
·         AND FIVE
·         It wouldn’t hurt to go to an abandoned farm
·         God this is a family of shitty choices
·         I don’t want Ben to be gone
·         FAMILY TIME
·         Oh shit I totally forgot about the last Swede
·         BRO THE STAKES
·         YEAH THIS LOOKS BAD
·         ALRIGHT Harland is gonna be alright
·         All these assassins have shit aim
·         HE’S MATRIXING
·         LILA’S ONE OF THE 43
·         SHE CAN ABSORB AND REDIRECT THEIR ENERGIES
·         ONE OF THEM ONE OF THEM ONE OF THEM
·         Awwwwww they love each other
·         Oh great THEY’RE DEAD AGAIN
·         Oh now LILA will have to fix the timeline
·         Wait now they’re all dead
·         The swede to the rescue?
·         Please tell me she’s dead for good this time
·         We love a de facto protagonist saving everyone’s asses once more
·         GO VANYA SAVE THE BABY
·         Dot and Herb are precious dumbasses
·         This is heart-breaking, but I understand Sissy so much
·         WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CLIFFHANGER
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