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hiring a wizard to break whatever curse is holding henry kissingers shitty body together and laughing with childish glee as he instantly collapses into individual limbs like a lego character

Be real with me. You're sitting in a bar and a 𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔩𝔬𝔯𝔡 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔢𝔞 with a massive sword rams into the door. Do you or do you not laugh

Me when certain followers consistently reblog my posts:

Four has been looking for that headband for HALF AN HOUR--

Cool down doodle for my mental health 😭✌️

Stede is gonna be mediocre at sex with Ed? Like that man doesn’t pay attention to the smallest detail down to Ed’s pinky nail and wells of psychological trauma? Like that man hasn’t spent months putting together strings of words that burrow straight into Ed’s soul as soon as they’re found? Like that man doesn’t have a lifetime of repressed desires just bursting to get out of him? Like that man doesn’t know exactly how Ed feels from moment to moment, has since the first time they met, and has taken a Master’s level course in The Study of Edward Teach since?

Like, good sex ain't pure mechanics. It’s being attuned to your partner's needs and desires and listening to what they like and what they don’t. There are plenty of people who have tons of sex but aren’t really good at it because they’re more concerned about their pleasure than their partner’s.

And it’s also about the partner. Ed’s not just lying there letting Stede get on with it. He’s guiding and talking and responding and giving Stede pleasure too. Not to mention encouragement, and you know that Stede Bonnet responds well to positive reinforcement.

So while he may not be 100% competent with the mechanics yet, you better believe Stede is listening to every goddamn sound Ed makes, and every goddamn reaction his body has, and making an exhaustive list of exactly How to Make Edward Teach Come So Hard That He Blacks Out And It’s Actually Kind Of Scary For A Minute that he will dictate to Lucius the next morning.

Stede’s whole thing is that what he lacks in mechanical skills he makes up for in empathetic wisdom, whimsical enthusiasm, and a wholehearted dedication to the bit. Like, you think that little man so pocked with self-esteem issues would be so goddamn smug the next morning if he didn’t KNOW he had just fixed Ed’s lower back?

I think we lean into Stede being a cringe-fail dork while sometimes ignoring that he does actually have a strong skill set that includes emotional intelligence, planning and innovation, and being in love with Ed.

Tl;dr: Stede Bonnet, Worst Pirate of the Caribbean, made Edward Teach see colors in a whole new spectrum. And that was just their first time. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

happy halloween to those who celebrate

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Part 1

when im waiting for a call i like to draw bunnies

i've seen two posts today that said tcock is more prominent when someone's cunt is stuffed and wow... this is so interesting and enlightening

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Hello 👋🏻, how are you? I hope real life is treating you well!

I love your JD’s exes AU! I’m always happy to see new content!

I was wondering if you are planning on updating that art where there is a line up of JD’s exes? Now that you have revealed Patty I think it be nice to see the complete picture and maybe have it in color as an extra treat! But that’s your choice of course as the artist.

I do have a question out of all JD’s exes which one is the worst and which is the best? Like not only how the whole relationship went as a whole, but also how it ended and how JD gets along with them after the break up? Like are they still friends? Do they get along well?

Also I don’t know what your end goal is for Otto but I feel like the best outcome for him is to end up in a serious relationship/marriage to Clay with JD and Floyd having to get along/play nice with Otto for the rest of their lives 😂🤣!!!

Final roster!!!! Choose your fighter!!!

Honestly JD is on good terms with pretty much everyone but Julien and Otto. Cory, Bass and Barley are major sweeties and get along well with everybody. Otto obviously is a mega slut so he wreaks havoc everywhere he goes. Hutch and Patty lead busy lives so they don't see JD very often. But they all get together for the Brozone reunion tour (and after party)!

We'll see what's in store for Otto 😉

wings of fire tv show but it's using super detailed Joy Ang style accurate 3D models but with kinda stilted framerate and animation as a concequence

wings of fire tv show but it's just a slideshow of Joy Ang style accurate paintings that move along with the voice track but no actual animation, like just a slideshow a series of still images

wings of fire tv show but it's literally a powerpoint slideshow with like the book covers or basefills stolen from the wiki to represent the characters on a white background with speech bubbles when they talk, still fully dubbed by a voice track though but it's just like a literal actual slideshow in arial and comic sans

wings of fire tv show but it's made in google slides because they can't be bothered to buy powerpoint, also the voice actors are good but have terrible mics and the mixing is terrible and you can barely here what they're saying, also all the transparent pngs are fake

Never underestimate the power of a good mediocre piece of fiction.

It's not deep. It's not mind-blowing. It's not going to blow you away with its layered character arcs and intricate themes. It's just a story that's just well-constructed enough that you're not going to be distracted by major flaws, and it's pleasant and relaxing and doesn't demand too much of you.

Those kind of stories are a vital part of any interior landscape.

unmmmmm outfit concept or something