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@thursdayplaid thoughts/predictions for harrow the ninth
harrows hallucination is not new. nice to know. (she had that question after the first bit. we just finished chapter two and paused to chat)
whether she’s actually hallucination or seeing the body in a vision (is it internal or external) it doesn’t rly matter cause of what they cause to happen narratively. the result is the same
the body isn’t the first resurrection?
what would be the irony if you kill an entire planet to resurrect someone and that creates a crazy beast and then the person immediately just offs themselves (she means the body, though she did add this was more of a fun theory)
doesn’t like jod. he’s now a villain
he doesn’t have to play nice. he’s the only person in the book who could pretty much do whatever he wanted
the fact that there is consequences to killing a planet- very satisfying. like our world is being killed by ppl we cant touch and even if we can they’ll be replaced
jod needs to get another hobby
very happy the planets are fighting back
he doesn’t deserve eyes that cool!! we need to invent a new color that’s bad just for him
what should happen is- actually killing a planet slowly also creates resurrection beasts except they take longer to show up
he doesn’t even deserve to look upon soup!!! and also broth. no broth for jod. or stew. banned
even tho now it makes sense in hindsight, she’s a little sad the body wasn’t Gideon and just that harrow couldn’t bear to say her name
harrows gonna resurrect the body. or gideon. or both. might be almost worth it to kill more planets just to have more creatures to go after the emperor
jod is like if someone took like a shell ceo and made him god
like to charge reblog to cast that harrow brings about the death of the emperor and does it like three more times
she said i could copy paste this as long as i also told everyone that i am the best
bonus thoughts/theories about gideon the ninth under the cut
we’re right before the pool scene
she’s like- oh something about dulcinea is off
not saying she’s the bad guy, not that this story really has bad guys and good guys, but the ways she react dont really add up
“also it seems too far fetched that gideon would be like- the kid of the emperor or something” 👀
“her eyes and her hair are just such a unique color and other characters seem to emphasize that and be like ‘i wonder where you’re from’
but i think it might be a bit too cliche for this story if she was the kid of the emperor”
also theorizing about all the ninth kids dying being a necromantic experiment
“maybe they accidentally created a biological weapon?”
“maybe gideon was the first person who was resurrected, and she like absorbed life energy. and when she was a child she accidentally absorbed the life force from the other children and as she grew older she became in tune with the planet so she didn’t have to absorb from other people anymore” (almost reverse lyctor?)
maybe she was a created child, like the person wasnt actually her natural bio mom
omg she just said “alternate theory- harrow absorbed all the children oh wait nvm forget that theory it doesn’t make sense”
“my theory is gideon finally ends up escaping at the end of the book and the next book is harrow trying to get her back, maybe not in a traditional sense”
“what’s in the tomb? a disease that killed the kids? the emperor? the first emperor? is it not a tomb at all but a prison??”
is gideon the thing that used to be in the tomb?
“i think what’s in there is the first and only resurrected creature and that for some reason it’s tied to the ninth house or the emperor or something like that. maybe it’s like the emperors power source or something’
the heads of the ninth house saw their kids were dying and tried to wake up the thing in the tomb that knows the secrets of immortality and resurrection and tell it to bring back the children only they open the tomb and oops it’s a baby (gideon) who isn’t really of use, maybe she has the secret in her but she can’t tell them
or maybe they tried to synthesize a cure from the baby but were too late
harrow opens the tomb and sees its empty, or sees the lock is broken, and when the parents are like- you’re in trouble harrow does uno reverse and threatens to call the emperor and tell him they released his immortality baby
i dont actualy think gideon is the tomb baby, but if she was, it would make sense why they were so obsessed with not letting her leave
is this a plot to kill the emperor?
#harrow the ninth#harrow the ninth spoilers#harrow the ninth theories#tlt theories#tlt#the locked tomb#tlt reaction#blue reads#with jiejie!!#gideon the ninth#gideon the ninth spoilers#gideon the ninth theories#thursdayplaid
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#blade… jiejie?#I want him to eat well!!!! I want him to bake!!!!#feel the wrath of my COMFORT BEAM#high ponytail#honkai star rail#hsr#thats mi art
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jung heewon the world
#heeyyy jung heewon hahaha twirls hair leans on doorframe tucks strand of hair behind ear ahemmm#PLEASE STEP ON ME JIEJIE KYAAAASJDGSADIASDGAS#SHE COULD ACCIDENTALLY STEP ON MY FOOT AND I'D THANK HER FRRR#FUCKKK#orv#omniscient readers viewpoint#omniscient reader#omniscient reader fanart#orv fanart#jung heewon#jhw#kim dokja#kdj#uriel orv#crit's art: orv
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Lqg catches SJ at WRP!!
#his brothel jiejies dress him up for funsies but lqg catches him there like that one day#scumbag self saving system#liu qingge#liujiu#scumbag villain#shen jiu#svsss#shen qingqiu#ayuarchive#wrp!jiu
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By any chance, could you give us some more Jiejie content? I’m feeling, dare I say, 𝓯𝓻𝓾𝓲𝓽𝔂 😈😗
Of course anon! Here's a Zhongli jiejie treat because I love her too~
"Hand over all your belongings, and I promise we won't hurt you," snarls the man before you, three of his cronies trailing behind him, their axes and crowbars dragging against the cold ground. You stumble backwards, heart thumping in your ears, your grip on your satchel tight and defiant. There's no way you'll give them your hard-earned Mora.
"Final warning," he growls, "or I'll chop you to pieces."
It's a deserted area, so shouting won't get you any help...and you're not sure if you're strong enough to take on four armed men at once; taking a deep breath, you whisper a prayer to the earth.
Rex Lapis, please protect me.
The leader of the pack raises his axe and swings, but a slender hand interrupts his arc, holding onto his arm with unprecedented strength. A woman - golden eyes blazing in fury, her dark hair cascading down her shoulders and merging with her equally dark robes.
"Attempting to purloin some Mora?" she asks, twisting his arm, his strangled cry piercing the stillness. "Do not forget that such wealth is the guarantor of the people's hard work and resilience. Betraying such a sacred contract with the Geo Lord only taints His blood." Saying this, she effortlessly tosses the man aside, not batting an eye as he crashes into some metal pipes and loses consciousness.
You stare at her, wide-eyed. The lady carries herself with elegance, her hips swaying slightly with every step she takes toward the other three ruffians. They exchange glances, nod at each other, then charge at her all at once.
With a scream, you beg her to turn and run, but the golden-eyed woman merely dodges their assault gracefully, summoning a gleaming spear and knocking their weapons clean off of them - they soar through the air, clattering in the distance. That doesn't deter the hooligans, for they lunge again, arms swinging violently - but the woman sends torpedoes of jade hurtling toward them, piercing them and exploding into a million particles of stardust. When it clears, the three are still and lifeless as statues on the ground, rendered petrified.
She runs a hand through her silky dark hair, expression completely indifferent after that scuffle. The woman hadn't even broken a sweat, and - does she even have a Vision? She wielded Geo energy like it was of her own flesh and blood...
She turns to you, cupping your cheek tenderly. "Are you alright?" she asks, suddenly gentle, her thumb caressing your cheek.
"M-Mo..." you stammer, and the woman's eyebrows raise.
They know I am Morax, she thinks, paling, and silently goes through ways she can get you to keep her secret. She doesn't expect what actually comes out of your mouth, though.
"...Mommy?"
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Back by popular demand:
✨Gege Bracket, Take 2 ✨
Same as the last time, I picked all the geges first and then used a randomiser to match them - there are a few matches here that I'm personally v 🥺 about because I wanted both geges to go far!!
You can vote for your favourite geges here. Each round is about 4 days long so please rest in between captchas my buddies 😂, and we'll have the Ultimate Gege crowned just before Christmas, so 😊!!
(sorry buddies, logistically, it was still easier to host this on polltab so i only had to set this up once instead of running separate polls on tumblr, so i'm afraid?? you'll still have to suffer through the captchas??? jiejie is really so sorry for all the captcha-related nightmares)
As a bonus followers only activity, you can send me your predictions of the Ultimate Gege before Round 1 ends - I'll randomly pick about 3 correct entries and send through a mini taobao-sourced gift package!! Open to international entries, will ship directly from China, I've got credit on my shipping account because I double-paid when shopping for 11.11 and they've got a no refunds policy :/
Thank you for sticking around in 2023, even though I've not been actually super active in fandoms. Jiejie loves all of you!! 💕✨
#gege bracket#if i've missed your geges it's probably because they're my didis!! 🥺👌🏼#bai yu is not here because he was the last Ultimate Gege#who am i rooting for this year?? tan jianci ofc#will i do a didi/jiejie/meimei bracket after this??? we'll see!! maybe during the christmas closedown break :)#ya i know on polltab it says 2024 i only picked it up after it went live 🫠#gege bracket 2023
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eepy hualesbians for a wip fic / follow to get fucking lesbianed!!!
#hua cheng: which matching cami set should i wear tonight jiejie#xie lian: um idk im wearing the shirt i found in the walmart dumpster#i loooove this drawing so much theres so much headcanon in it#the tan line on xl’s neck. the scars on hc’s thighs. the missing eye. the $2.99 thrift store purchase#also the lesbianism. theres a lot of lesbianism in this image.#its like a visualizer for a song but instead its fanart of my own fic#tgcf#hualian#art#my art#lesbian#hualesbians#tian guan ci fu#hua cheng#xie lian#tgcf fanart#mxtx#genderswap#genderbend cw#modern au#self harm scars tw#sh scars tw#self harm scars cw#suggestive cw#suggestive tw#i hate tagging triggers on here so much theres a bajillion different ways to tag each one and i know what its like#to find a brand new and exciting(/s) spelling/arrangement of a tag you have filtered#i want 2 tag as accurately as possible. alas. the horrors of phrasing
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which member of the nxx best relates to those memes about having a tummy ache the most
marius
#hes actually not that bothered by the tummy ache in reality but hes playing up the act so he can get headpats from jiejie#asks#anon#marius von hagen#tears of themis
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imagine if cynos adoptive professor dad had beef with haravatat thats how this happened that was the thought process
#haino#lisa: they told me your jokes werent funny cyno but thats the most hilarious thing ive ever heard#cyno: *sweats*#lisa: imagine a world where my baby brother didnt tell his jiejie he was getting married how ridiculous#cyno: *sweats harder*#lisa: it's enough to bring tears to this humble librarians eyes#meanwhile in sumeru#alhaitham has to be rushed to the bimarstan after getting struck by lightning even though there was no storm out and he was indoors
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bed time 👭🏻🛌❤️
#mdzs fanart#fem!wwx#fem!lwj#fem!wangxian#genderbend#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#jessbye#egg#im currently away on vacay but my brain is always full of them so i did some drawings :’)#just soft everyday things…#also i love the idea of lwj having cute pjs#and wy busting out the tiny black silky night dress for seggsy time w lan er jiejie <3
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source: GlobalFever全球热丨0805x1005
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@asiandramanet ♡ Jan-Feb Bingo ♡ Team Colours 💚
#I love this scene so much like yes wwx pls take a break from the horrors with your jiejie#asiandramanet#wei wuxian#the untamed#theuntameddaily#dailyuntamed#asiandramasource#cdramaedit#tusermona#userxlh#lextag#usersbru#userkimchi#usergooseras#<3#weiwuz#weiwuzedits#I worked something out in ps…. hue beloved
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Couldn’t stop thinking about the idea of Jamie accidentally calling Chun li “jiejie”
#ALSO plz take this with a grain of salt cuz I literally know NOTHING about Chinese or the usage of ‘Jiejie’#I just thought it would be cute cuz sibling like bonds>>>>>>>>#chun li#sf6 chun li#sf6#sf6 jamie#jamie siu#street fighter fanart#street fighter 6#li fen#street fighter#sf6 fanart
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Hua Gongzi ‖ First Apperance
#云之羽#yun zhi yu#my journey to you#dailyasiandramas#asiandramasource#cdramasource#dramasource#chineseartistsinc#cdramanet#chinesemedia#cdramaedit#cdramagifs#chinese drama#cdrama#caps#ep6#liang xuefeng#me: i will consume media critically *watches a gjm directed drama* me: maybe i have no principles 😅 *posts gifs of the drama* anyway#who are you pretty boy you don't even have a name but you're going right into zishang jiejie's harem#he was in advance bravely(?)
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THE ENDING OF YOUR JEIJEI PIECE 😭😭😭I AM IN TEARS
Will we be able to get a part two someday on morax’s reaction to reader straight up calling her mommy……… my bisexual heart is screaming with joy rn
You can have a tiny sequel right now, as a little treat :)
“Mommy?” repeats the woman, blinking. At least her identity as Morax is still under wraps...
It's already of your mouth - might as well double down with a firm and enthusiastic nod.
A few moments pass in pensive silence, before her warm honeyed eyes crinkle at you. “Well, I am pleased that you perceive me as a mother figure,” she says, beaming.
“No, no, I mean it in the sense that...you're such wife material!” You bow deeply.
This divine-looking lady doesn’t even flinch at that. “So you wish for a wife whose role entails being a mother rather than a partner,” she muses, rubbing her chin thoughtfully. “This must be…misogyny.”
It's like the entire world sputters to a halt. You fall to your knees, mortified by the faint pout on the woman's beautiful face. "W-wait, no! That's not it either! Let me explain!"
But she's already turned and is walking away, this turn of events way more devastating to you than anything else that could have transpired tonight.
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Underappreciated how much worse is for jc that he couldn't kill wwx
#He couldn't kill him or save him. He can't hate him or forgive him#IT'S WORSE#'jiejie jiejie sorry. I couldn't kill your husband' s murder. a-ling sorry. I couldn't kill your father's murder'#THE REGRET#'if I took action before maybe jiejie and her husband would be still alive and jl would have an happy family...'#DO YOU UNDERSTAND IT???#mar!nonsense#It's about what you think you should do/what others think you should do/what you want to do/not knowing what's right and what's wrong#Most black/white takes I see downplay mdzs's characters grief and tragedy imo#jiang cheng#mdzs#Also. I've seen people liking the takes that jc killed wwx because they want wwx bitter and resentful. Girl. HE'S bitter and resentful#He's just repressing everything. He's such an unreliable narrator#to each his own obv
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