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bangtangalicious · 3 years

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content tag game

thank you lovely @yoongsisbae for the tag! this was a lot of fun! please pardon my pitiful attempts at being funny in this.

1. what fandoms have you written for (but do not currently)? none

2. what fandoms are you currently writing for? bts

3. how long have you been writing? 3-4 months..novice af. i read a lot tho!

4. on which platforms do you post your stories? just here!

5. what is your favourite genre to write? *coughs* smut.

6. are you a pantser or a planner? both? wait whats a pantser

7. one shot or multi-chapter? both are fun in their own ways. series are fun bc you can fall in love with the characters more (yeah dv!yoongi im look @ you)

8. what is the perfect chapter length in your opinion? <15k

9. what is your longest published story? is it complete? death valley. she's not complete no

10. which story did you enjoy working on the most? death valley of course. hate love her so much.

11. favorite request you’ve written and why? i mean they're all super fun, you guys are CREATIVE. hc's are just so fun especially for touch me wherever!!! for drabbles, i have a tmw somnophilia sleepover one in drafts rn thats just...hotttt. needy!koo things. oops.

12. are there reoccurring themes in your stories? manipulation, exploitation...neediness. greed. possessiveness i guess??? my fics are not really consistent genre wise. generally toxic behaviors/situations? lol yikes. we empower oc here. like...eventually. yknow. ;)

13. current number of wips? so whenever i get a request ill jot down my thoughts instantly and save it in drafts. let it marinate until it hits me and then ill write it. so i have a lot of wips rn. i also have a series wip but. thats a story for another day ;)

14. three things you have noticed about your own writing? 1. i *clearly* dont edit/proofread LMAO 2. i like playing with like...sentence lengths? to mimic emotions? theres a term for it but idk 3. i use a lot of extended dash lines —

15. a quote you like from a published story.

“You look really hot like that.” His hand rested on the top of your head. “Bet you suck cock real good” —death valley; part 0

HAHAHAHAHA im sorry. actually im not sorry.

16. a quote from an unpublished story.

"Another night of soft whispers, muted thoughts, and dazed loving. Puffs of grey smoke concealing the passing of orange candy, moving person to person through a delicate brush of wrist. Orange candy that ultimately found its way to the tip of your tongue, where the words you looked for couldn’t be found.

Those lost words were for the broad, handsome, stunning man who sat in the corner of the club. One woman on his arm, another on his lap, whose hair he mindlessly tugged on as he conversed with his peers. The words that now twisted your heart sore, and had you stumbling up to the bar and grabbing a glass of whatever was in front of you.

[from future series...uh yeah idk itll prolly change so...ugh i dont like it]

17. a space for you to say something to your readers.

you're hot. i appreciate you. i hope you're loving yourself bc ur all fucking icons. live your best life. i value your support so much. like i respect each & every one of you. i hope this is a safe & empowering space where we can vibe. nothing but love <3

i tag: @namjooningelsewhere @bibbykins and legit anyone else that wants to!!! tbh i havent interacted with many other authors bc i dont know how this works lmao so...if you write tell me! i wanna hype you the fuck up. shower you with love. seriously. any other bts authors like, slide in. no shame. i wanna read ur works!!! i am 10000% better at reading than writing lmao. i dont often participate in tag games a lot so totally chill if you dont wanna i get it, no worries. stay thriving <3

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corvusclassified · 5 years

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corbin valentines date adventures continue

featuring @sorcieresque and @soaprulez

corvusdoofus hey u wanna go to the dance together? doesnt have to be like a date-date but it was fun hanging out with you at the dream dance so

sorcieresque So you don't /want/ it to be a date?

corvusdoofus i was assuming U wouldnt want it to be a date since youre like, only shrodongers into guys but i guess if u wanted it 2 be a date it could

sorcieresque Oh, Mr. Doofus, oh. What a gracious offer. My heart is deliquescing with the chance I've been given... My soul is soaring with the possibility of agency. There is nothing quite as hot as unabashed tepidness.

corvusdoofus okaaaaay i get it its not the most romantic way to ask someone to a dance lol i just thought itd be fun to go together

sorcieresque Thank you. I already have a date, but we shan't let that stop us from causing chaos and mischief. >:)

corvusdoofus lol cool hope u have fun w/ ur date and i guess ill see u there!

sorcieresque Save me a dance.

corvusdoofus u got it

soaprulez hey uhhhhhhhhhhh idk if ur going with anyone else already but WOULD U WANT TO GO DO THE DANCE JUST AS FRIENDS

sorry if this is stupid and weird LOL you probably already have a date i just dk who to ask

everyone i talk to is like way older than me i dont talk 2 anyone in my grade for some reason i dont think they like me SRRY IM NOT TRYING TO GUILT TRIP U THAT SOUNDED WEIRD U CAN TOTALLY SAY NO ITS OK augh im fucking this up lmfaoooooooooo

corvusdoofus lool dont worry about it yeah we can go 2gether!!!! itd suck that u dont get to go just cause the other people in your grade are dicks

soaprulez omg cool itll be so much fun i promise! i dont think theyre dicks so much theyr just dont really talk to me idk lol ive never really hung out with friends my own age i always fucked around with the older kids

NOT 2 SOUND LIKE '''OOHHHH IM 2 COOL 2 HANG OUT IWTH OTHER TEENS' or whatever IDK it sjust the older kids r like nicer to me idk why

corvusdoofus i cant say why for like, ur past friends, but i think the kids ur age at wsc have all been here for AGES and all know each other real well so they probs dont want to hang w/ a new kid they dont know well

soaprulez thats fair i.g. i guess theres probably like. kids with monstery parents who like KNOW theyre monsters tha whole time and get 2 grow up here? seems prettyyyy cool. i always moved around a bunch so i never got to stick with 1 group of people long enough to be super tite u get the best of EVERYTHING tho u just get to come and go like whenver that rocks

corvusdoofus yeah apart from when the school didnt let me LEAVE during xmas break and anyways i think being in one place too long makes u stuck up just look at my sis and her friends

soaprulez hahahahaha lol i guess they have 2 have SOME ruels here seems weird that thats where they draw the line though

oooo tru ur sister spooky af

ANYWAY i am xcited! thanks for agreeing 2 go with me instead of a date ... if theres anyone else u want to like get close w/ while were there tho i can like skulk off at the actual dance

corvusdoofus loool thanks but i dont think thats gonna happen

soaprulez oohhhhhh :( ruff day?

corvusdoofus i guess???? theres just not really anyone im really clicking with romantic-ways u know?

soaprulez o boy yeah i do know

corvusdoofus like daisy did say 2 save a dance for her. but also, shes daisy, so thats probably just a plot for wild hijinks

soaprulez sometimes i like get stupid dumb crushes on people but then i think about ACTUALLY dating them and its like i legiterally cant even picture it bcus im like. IDK i dont feel like a real person half the time im like a mascot god daisy is so cool i cant believe she even talks 2 me like shes kinda craaazzyy but its like cool

corvusdoofus lol shes mad wild and like maybe a lil evil idk but shes funny but like weird funny u gotta realize most of what she says is jokes

soaprulez IDKKKK like maybe a little evil but like ok ok ok ok if u have ever been in the foster system youll kno theres some FUCCCKED UP PEOPLE out tehre like i never had 2 live with any but ive heard some shit so daisys like weird mean pranks and blood rituals or w/e are just like . . . whatever i cant tell whats jokes and whats serious or not but i figure if i just go along w/ everything itll at leat be funny

corvusdoofus yeah thats probably right

soaprulez lol anyway c u there i guess!!!

corvusdoofus yeah! tho are u gonna do smash w/ me and hymie 2nite?

soaprulez OH SHIT i didnt see him ask i am SO down

corvusdoofus check ur texts dude!

soaprulez shiiit i completely missed that with all ths v day stuff on the brain hell yeah im in

corvusdoofus see u there

soaprulez yeah!!! l8rzz

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crashpaddiaries · 7 years

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Dear Crashpad Diary #26

Yooooooooo freackin beasts!! Wassssssuuuuuup??

So great to hear good news from Ireland!! Ro and Stephen are already training with Rob Hunter… the master!! ahaha Now I am the one worrying about it… they’ll become beasts and it´ll be so hard to catch up with them later on hehehe All the best vibes beasts and keep strong… it´ll hurt and youll get exhausted but itll also pay off!! =)

So… going back in time a bit and I´ll tell yas about: our adventure overnite going to Koh Tao, rainstorms, the incredible case of a Russian newbie alcoholic-wise, fruits for free, getting close to sea urchins, things for the first time ever, Brazilians messing around, another interview, boat to Krabi, what a great start for the surfing trip, the cursed room, paid beaches and fixing the room for the AC…

coolio…. last time we were heading Koh Tao or Kho Tao or Kho Thao or Ko That…. dunno… they defo have some trouble defining what is the correct way to write down their shit heheheheh

So… the boat from Surat Thani… or Suratani or Surat Tani… hahaha same same… was pretty cool… we got there not putting much faith on it but we were surprised by the quality and the size of the boat… it was like a hostel… dunno… maybe 200 beds or so… double beds and all… we got there a bit early and left the bags to get some food outside… as it was weekend there was a huge… gigantic open air market.. with food, clothes, animals, electronics and so on… as usual… real local street food does not suit vegetarian so we walked a little to find some for me… Luh is always freakin patient with that… haha thanks Luh!! Luv ya!! =)

I got some Papaya Salad and he ate his addiction… fried rice with chicken hehe and than we went back to our floating and surprisingly not-shaky-at-all hostel… sweet dreams and few hours later we arrived to one of the most beautiful islands I’ve ever been to… Koh Tao!

I had the idea that Id get some climbing there too but turned out that the climbing is quite inexistent and all the info I gathered in 27crags was quite shit… we walked one day loads to get to a boulder and there was any hahahah instead, we ended up in an open field hahahahah maybe with a local it’d be better but even that I couldn’t find hehe so we went for snorkelling all the days we were there… such a bad option, right?? hehehe

Ive always being a mountain guy… I would go for jungle/forest/mountain rather then ocean anytime but the reefs and the beaches here got me… the underwater world is amazing and we are enjoying in a way that I could never imagine!! We walked pretty much everywhere there and got one day the boat to go to Koh Nang Yuan… three islands connected between them… one of the few ones in the world…. what a gem!!

All the other beaches though, are incredible too… there is no need of boat to have a blast here!!

You´ll need only some goggles and hold your breath to get a breathtaking experience!! hehe

The top 3 beaches we visited there: Nang Yuan… Said Nuam…. Ao Lek… 2 of them you can go on your own and they are stunning!! =)

The trip to the Nang Yuan islands was great… the scenery is something else there!! But I dunno…. it seems that crazy people go everywhere… we got another mad guy… drunk just for a change… falling off from one of the platforms going to the viewpoint…. Viewpoints are normally on top of hills… so you can see better right?! Well… if you´re going up… kinda scrambling up…. would you drink and mess up with your ability of ensure that youre standing up?? I dont think so right?? hahaha

Well… the same way we got over Christmas, in Hampi, some dumb guy falling, hitting his head and almost dying, while walking and jumping from boulder to boulder drunk, we got another not-too-smart one… but this time was a bit funnier… kmon… its hard to find a Russian that goes down on whisky heheheh Yep… the weak Russian didn’t hold up well on whisky… decided go for a walk but chose the tricky path throughs the platforms that go over the ocean and rocks till the point you get to the jungle and reach the viewpoint… unfortunately, for his head and back…. he got a short cut to another view point… the viewpoint of the reef down there hehe he got some good scratches and the people on the beach had to come and help otherwise we would have one less person in this world and a little bit more alcohol haha

The best part was when a lady-boy came and said: “Don’t worry guys… Ill take care of him!”… and sailed away as a storm with his/her boat and the dizzy Russian!! hahahah

Talking about storms and rain… we´ve been enjoying hugely the rain here… every afternoon we get few storms… something peculiar for those who live in Ireland… First of all because we dont have storms like that… when it seems the world is ending on water… and second of all… its impossible to go out and enjoy the rain… feeling the mild water hitting your skin… and the refreshment that it provides….. if you try that in Ireland you´ll get some pneumonia with not doubt heheheheh

After few days having fun in Koh Tao we decided to leave and head to Koh Phangan… or Koh Phan Gnan… or…. hahahahah you know right!! hahaha

All the big islands are quite close and you can reach them with a short trip on a boat… so we did that… over 1 hours on a jumpy boat and we got to Koh Phangan… the second biggest island… we could see the other side Ko Samui… the largest one… but we decided for Phangan cuz Luh would meet Dai and we could also check some rad places we´ve been told!

The first days we stayed in the south… but there is no much… the accommodations are cheaper but the only attractions are parties and kite surfing… not our style tho…. fortunately we found a freaking good restaurant there… Harbour House… cheap and scrumptious… worth defo a visit if your there!! =)

Once we realised that the beautiful beaches and awesome waterfalls were up north we grabbed our backpacks and snorkelling gear and off we went!! WOW… if you like nature… go straight to the north of that island!! Astonishing!! =)

Thailand is great… seriously… its nature… people… food… you can easily fall in love with the country… the only thing I couldn’t understand was why everyone was telling me before the trip that I would love the fruits here and that would be cheap and all… but so far was so hard to even find it!! Well… Phangan surprised us in that sense… and confirmed our friends theory… we were walking one of the first days there when we found a fruit stand and simply asked how much was the banana… the girl didn’t speak any english but made sure that a wave of free fruits came towards us.. hahaha FINALLY… FRUITS FOR FREE!! HAHAHAHAHA No need to say that we got fruits for dinner that day!! and the other!! and the following one too!! hahahaha What a sweeeeet life!! =)

Days of new things are common when you´re travelling and for me it wasn’t different… as we were 3 people we had to rent two motorbikes… so Luh would go with Dai and I had to get one on my own… you know… I love adrenaline and that´s why I never got a bike… because if you accelerate it will speed up and I´ve already some trouble cycling… crashing into a wall with a motorbike is not on my life bucket so I´ve always avoided… up to now though… when you have no option … well… the choice is already made! hehehe

So there we were… handled our passports (yep… no passport no bike… no bike… no trip around… so….)… and got two bike… Luh is already used to it… but me…. you should’ve seen the guy´s face from the rental shop when I left the place driving the bike and showing all my newbieness hahahahahah Hoooooooray… the first 200 metres done and I´m in one piece!! Self high five!!! =) hahahah

In fact, in the end of that day I was myself and somethings else…. we went to another fantastic beach where you can see coral reefs and enjoy a sweet beach… Ko Ma… and chatting… not paying attention… I stepped on a sea urchin… haha got some nice spikes inside my left foot… few of them are still with me hahahahah part of the family hehehehe But even some needles can´t change your perception of great life, awesome vibes and gratitude when you are in a place like Ko Ma.

The tourism is the locomotive of the island… there are … loads of them… tourists from all over the world coming and going constantly… therefore, loads of people renting bikes… and falling off in small accidents… that´s one of the other reasons I didn´t want to rent the bike… additionally the island is full of up and downhills, the roads are good but some are covered in sand due to the constructions and all…. Plus, the amount of people wth sort of bandages or dressings covering the wounds was bigger than Hampi… and in there the bikes were shit like you turn to right and it goes to the left!! haha

I got the bike anyways cuz I had no option hehe but kind not sure of what would be the output.. some new scratches? On me or on the bike?? Will I get the passport back?? hahaha

In the end, I enjoyed the rides, learnt ok-ish and after the bad first impression I gave to the rental guy… I got along with the idea pretty well!! We met two Brazilian girls that can’t say the same though… visiting Ko Ma we have to go through a quite big uphill… as we were going we saw on the left side a group of people in an area that is not common… well… on the side of the road… full of dirty and roasting under the sun… don´t think its a pleasurable place to be hehehe as we approach the group we realised that it was an accident… the bike went off-road with two girls and the other couple was trying to help´em… we stopped right after and started helping too… pushing here and lifting there… speaking in english with them and when we had to lift the bike back to the road I spoke in Portuguese with my bro to sync the moves… so the girls said: Oh you´re Brazilian too?? hahahahaha and after that PT took the chat… the couple left as they had done loads already and couldn’t´t understand a fuckin word haha

With the rescue finished they told us what happened… it was a sum of mistakes… even funny tho hehehehe

1st and main mistake - they didn´t know how to drive… haha 2nd - they were going up through the wrong lane… as over here they use the British way… on the left lane… 3rd and the best one - the driver saw an elephant and got way to excited… tried to point it out to the passenger and forgot that autopilot is an utopia yet ahahahaha

They ended up with few some good scars, with less money and with only one good pic of the elephant hahahahah

That made remember one time I was enjoying a beautiful trekking in the middle of the desert in San Pedro de Atacama… the guy who brought us there told us that he couldn’t go further because it was dangerous and more likely to get stuck on the sand… cool… we were maybe 5 mins already walking, when we see a car stuck in the sand… actually with sand almost covering the tires… and everyone started chatting and commenting… the group was heterogeneous, peeps from different nationalities and we were all betting with nationality that guys were… hahaha just to mess around… some said Argentinian, some sad north American, some bet they were locals… and as we got closer and closer we could hear the indistinctly Portuguese… clear and loud… mainly when one of them yelled to the driver: “I told you so!! The rental company said that we shouldn’t go any close to the dunes!” hahahaha

Yep… it seems the Brazilians are around to provide fun and good stories!! hahahahahaha We are messers and that no one can change!! hahahahah

What happened to that car??? Dunno… there are some stories… you know… urban legends… in that case desert legends… that says the car has been swollen by the sand!! The group registered a stealing case in the police station, the rental company got the money back from the insurance and the group rent only 4X4 cars nowadays!! hahaha

Our last day in Phangan brought another great surprise… fortunately, good vibes and sweet happenings are recurrent!! …. we met a girl that left everything behind, got a one way ticket to Thailand and started a YouTube channel… to tell her story!! It´s incredibly fantastic how people like her are inspirational and full of life… we chatted loads about the adventure… life… how the uncertainty makes us scary and happy simultaneously… how the world is great and provides the most extraordinary experiences for those that go after it…

In fact, in contrary of many people think…. not much courage is needed… one only a bit of curiosity… a small portion of will to change things in your life… capacity to accept what comes… and some steps towards the unknown… a leap of faith… that will present you with surreality, happiness and stories that you had never dreamt of!!

She interviewed me for one of the videos that come out soon… and if you´d like to enjoy her stories and her epic adventure… send good vibes or get inspired to do the same… I mean… same same but different…. check her channel: Voecomjulia…. you type that one YT and you´ll have a blast!! =)

See you soon Julia and talk to yous soon beasts!!

I got a bit excited on this post… sorry for the exaggerated text… I´ll take it easy next time… or not!! hahahahaha too many stories!!

All the best vibes and sweet smiles…. =) =) =) =) =) =) =)

Cheers,

Evan

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hqtbells-blog · 7 years

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[text] I can't wait either. [text] I can use some time with adults. [text] I feel like Im with my son 24/7. Not that Im complaining, but still. [text] A little upset that Philly and Soph arent coming, but itll be nice. [text] Jen said she packed my bag for me.. does Keegan do that?

text with jesse: I know what you mean. Exactly why I’m leaving the kids at home, to have a little adult fun time.

text with jesse: Does Keegan pack my bags for me?

text with jesse: Hahahahaha. Hahahahaha.

#text #text w: jesse spencer #j---spencer

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crashpaddiaries · 7 years

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Dear Crashpad Diary #22

Today I´ll tell you about: Internet everywhere / Longest walking day ever / Pooing at 4130 masl / Snow storms / Pizza and good chat

Ahooooooooy beasts! =)

How are you?? I hope youre as awesome as we are over here!! =)

The story today is about an expedition… an epic trip… an “epopeia” through the valleys and high peaks of the Himalayan range! and a little bit of suffering! haha =) hehe

I haven´t written much while we were at the trekking because I did not want to bring the pc… however… I was amazed and surprised by the availability internet and phone network up there… pretty much everywhere hehe and whenever, back home, we leave Dublin and go to the Wicklow Mountains (that should be called Wicklow Hills if compared with the Himalayas)… no service and isolation!! hahahahah what a funny world isn’t it?? hehe

So… my bag had already 16 kg without the pc… and I took out the second cam lens for example…. no way to bring a laptop up there hehehehe

The first days… from Kathmandu to Pokhara, then, from there to Gandruk… well… it was fine… and not tiring at all… hahaha maybe trying to hold ourselves at the buses hahahah

The trekking started on our 2nd day… we walked in average around 8 hours or so a day… what a fantastic scenery… the “sendero” goes up and down in a infinite number of steps, passing through valleys… small villages… jungles… feels sometimes that youre in the middle of the Amazon or some remote place in Peru!

The days were supposed to be ok-ish… around 6 hours of trek a day.. fine!! but… nope!! haha We got 8 hours the first day… and the biggest stair I’ve ever seen hehehe but we made it!! Kinda… cuz Lara started feeling the knee.. along side to all the tiredness.. which is normal… feel hours of sleep and we would be new!! =)

The day after we started early… aiming for the base camp before the Annapurna one… generally, people make it “only” to 2 villages before because of the length of the day walking and they get wrecked hehe

Well…. Challenge accepted!! and off we went! =)

On the way we split cuz Lara and Fabio were slower and she was feeling the knee too bad…. since the beginning we were walking and stopping to regroup and then keep going… but this time was different… they weren’t catching up… so at certain point we stopped for a long time and the guide came to us and let us know that they had given up and would go for another trekking… shorter… (dunno where… cuz she told me they walked around 8 hours the next few days too!! haha)

So… there we were… Luh, Stephen, the guide and myself… some hours late… with few kms done… and wanting to go further than the normal day trek…. we speeded up to the lunch place… we would have to go faster but “itll be fine!!”. But you know that the universe always provides us with the best adventure possible haha As soon as we got there an huge snow storm came towards us… to give ya an idea… we were at 2700 masl and I was wearing shorts and t-shirt… as soon as we stopped… it got so cold that we put all our clothes hahaha

We breath an chowmein as fast as we could… put up all the gear for snow and there we went again.. agains the wind, snow, tiredness, but enjoying the expedition and the experience… passing through the avalanche risk area, the valleys with stunning view, going up and up… and few mins before got dark we reached almost 4000 fucking metres above sea level hahahah In your face altitude!! hahahah What a long day!!

But not before getting to a place and learning that they didn’t have availability…. so we had to walk a bit more to another one 10 mins away… but closer to the summit hahahahaha

You could ask me… why not stay where everyone stays?? Cuz we wanted to suffer a bit more, cuz we wanted to see the sunrise at the basecamp, cuz we are not normal, cuz we like challenges!! haha …. you can pick one reason!! =)

That night we got the best pizza ever… chatted a bit and went to bed… was freezing… but before I had to take some pics and took my bro out of bed to be in one of them haha he could not believe I was asking him to go out after getting inside the “cozy” sleeping bag…. as I said… the pain is momentary but the experience is forever!! We got maybe 3 hours of sleep only because sleeping at that high is freaking hard…. no way counting sheep… they would die of cold! hahaha

Aaaaaaaaaaand the day arrived… we woke up at 4am to start walking towards the last stop…. the ABC…. we felt at that time what feels like to be in an proper expedition… freezing cold… night time… the moon shining… the snow reflecting it…. silence… our chains and sticks breaking the silence and peace…. up there feel lights from the head torchs of people that started a bit earlier showed us the way to our target and the night still going on….

After few hours we made it to the basecamp… I stopped to take pics before it got too bright and the guys kept going cuz twas seriously cold!! so cold that when we got to the top Stephen had to wait maybe 30 mins to stop feeling pain in his toes… or start having sensibility on´em hahahaha

Remember… Pain is momentary… hahaha

Luh was desperate to go to the toilet when got there… the problem is that I was the one carrying the bag (we decided go light and I carried the water, snacks and…. toilet paper hahaha)… and I was having fun freezing my hands off taking long exposure pics down there hahaha

As soon as I got there Luh went running … well… he could not run by that time…. lets say he went as fast as he could… and performed the highest poo he´s ever done… 4130 masl…. long way until his poo gets to the sea!! hahahahaha

It wouldn’t be fair trying to describe the views and experiences up there so… I just wanna say that there is no words to express the trekking and it is more worthy!! So… if you have the chance.. grab it without second thought!! =)

Sweeeeeeeeeeeet beasts… this post is kinda broken cuz I’ve been trying to write for the las 2 weeks but we got busy and we all are doing loads of things at the same time… haha Sorry about that tho!!

Luv yas!! =) All the best vibes and have fun in your day… smile and be happy!!

Cheers,

Evan

ps… the pics of the trekking is available on flickr!! =)

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crashpaddiaries · 7 years

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Dear Crashpad Diary #19

Yooooooooo you chalky beasts (climbing version of “filthy bastards” hahahah)

How are you all doing there?? I hope youre having fun and smiling as hell!! hehe

Sport-wise… whats the story??? Climbing?? Skiing?? badmington-ing? Chess-ing?? hahahaha

Talking about chess… I´m constantly making a joke that I should have gone for chess instead of climbing… that way my fingers would suffer a little less and I would be able to grab a mug of coffee without the heinous feeling that I´m touching lava with my finger tips!! hahahaha

During our last days in Hampi… I was with that rage for finish projects… actually I had few projects and started putting them in order of priorities… considering the ones I was closer and I was sure that I could get in no time… that way I was going pretty much early mornings and late afternoons for them…. during the day though… I had not much to do other than eating… reading… and some of this activities that you stay relaxed and chill in one place… not moving much… thats the problem… if I don’t move I kinda go crazy… so… my afternoons were fulfilled with slackline sessions… nice sport… good for balance… concentration and not fingers or upper body related… should be good…. right?? haha

Well… I love doing new tricks and I started feeling pretty comfy doing jumps and all… and from that you can imagine… or you can search for slackline comps online and you gonna find out how mad are these guys jumping around haha… I don´t get even closer but I´m getting there hehehe

As you can imagine… falls are inevitable… mainly for me haha So… one day we woke up… went for my project… didn’t get… closer and closer though…. came back… brekkie…. rest a bit and Slackline… jump jump jump… slip… hit the line with my chest… could hear people that was watching going all “uuuuuuuffff”… cuz my headphone fell on the ground with the impact… fortunately I was fine… stood up… didn’t feel much.. just the impact and got a nice line drew on my chest by the slackline hehehe

The next morning went for my beloved problem called Sharmilla´s Hug… got even closer but no send…. I was feeling fine… went back… relaxed the whole afternoon and went back… didn’t slackline cuz I was feeling the ribs bruised… decided for putting the energy on the climbing… warmed up… sadly on the first go I was already suffering with the pain… gave other 2 goes and struggled in each one of them… I didnt want to believe but the 6 months of non-stop climbing had come to an end because of a line hanging between 2 trees… thats messed up!! hahahahah

At least I missed only 4 sessions after all!! Gladly, no one got injured during the trip… the balance so far was one visit to the hospital but that wasn’t me and everything was more than fine hehehehe =)

So… the rest of our Indian days we seized eating all the dishes we knew we would miss hahahah what a great way to finish the trip hahahahah Dosas, Idlis, Thalis, Homemade muesli, salads, Dal, Chenna, Currys and loads of other scrumptious dishes!! =)

Aaaaaaaand we´re off to Nepal… hooray… went to the boat to cross the river cuz we had an overnight bus… whole day waiting at the airport in Bombay and then a flight to Kathmandu waiting for us… not before crossing from Hampi island… so… we were in that boat with heavy backpacks, crash pads and another small bags… I was in one side and Stephen the other… there was a group of Indian guys from Hospet and we started chatting… they are always good vibes… selfies as usual going on… and the time passing… it was already 5pm and our bus would leave at 6:05pm… ok… we have time… 15 mins later we were in the middle of a battle and not getting any fucking thing hahahah We were there and one of the guys from Hospet (a small city near Hampi), started shouting sth to the guy that runs the boat… related to the time he was taking to leave… the guy replied sth bad… I guess… cuz this guy that was in that group… who was pretty cool and kind… turned into a daredevil, stood up and ran straight to the boat man…. so they started arguing freaking loud… hands and fingers pointing each ones face… the other guys left the boat too… every time someone left their places the boat would move as it were rolling hahahah and we were full of equips tied up to our backpacks fixing the balance hahahah that was funny and scared hahahahaha

In the end people from the other side came to participate (as they are pretty participative in every happening hahahahaha)… suddenly we had loads of people shouting… the two boats anchored and loads of tourists waiting to cross the river… not forgetting that we kept balancing every now and then cuz someone would leave their places and put the whole boat “driedness” at stake hahahah After all the madness we got to cross and took the tuktuks to Hospet…

I think its fate of having adventures… I ended up getting the same driver that almost killed us in a crash when we went to Sri Lanka few months before hahahahahaha but this time he behaved hahahahaha

Sweeeeet…. we got to Kathmandu… quite good flight!! The dumb prize this time goes toooooo….. Me…. we had to grab some food at the airport in Bombay… chose the Subway among all the fast food shops because is the one with veggie option…. got the one I thought was the only option but totally forgot that we were in India and there the veggie rules…. hahahahah Was so sad for not choosing sth different among all the possibilities…. Stephen was smarter and got some “Super hyper mega paneer tofu soya totally organic veggie forever” sandwich…. but I enjoyed my Lettuce-tomato-plastic cheese sub!! hahahahahah

Kathmandu is cool!!! The people is extremely kind, cute, shy and smiley (I loved it!! =))… also the vibes in the city are incredibly good!!

It´s sad to see that many places are still destroyed or under construction because of the earthquake that hit the country in 2015. The amount of buildings skeletons or constructions rest you can find is out of my mind… and the whole city look like a construction site. At first, when I got here I couldn’t understand the reason to so much dust in the air… you can see, you can feel and you can even taste the smog… the way is to mimic the locals and use a mask most part of the time when you go outside… fortunately we will not stay long in KTM and wbouldedrill head to the mountains soon… fresh and cold air!! =)

haha yet relate to smoke.. while in Hampi the hype was offer “climbing banana, mango banana… (whispering) marijuana??”… over here they ask us every second “Do you smoke??” hahaha there was even a guy cycling the rickshaw who came close to us… didn’t stop and as he was passing by threw the question at us… but didnt stop… what was he thinking?? We would start chasing him shouting “Yeah Yeah… we smoke… do you have some???” hahahahah Or the other guy that came to Stephen… it seems that all the weirdos like him tho…. the sketchy guy came with a strange look… like crazy eyes… asking “”dooooosmoooooke??” hahaha that was so funny hehehe

We got to go to the climbing gym here with a couple that we met in Hampi… Denis and Maddie… really good vibes people and strong climbers!!

haha after 6 months climbing outdoors… plastic feels weird but it was cool climbing some gymnastic problems… quite similar to Rocklands and the style I love the most… great set… good people over there and we already got some contacts to go outdoors and met some strong Nepali climbers!!

After the sesh my ribs… that were still sore… started hurting a bit more… but we were going for food and you know… food always cure! hahaha We ate a dish called Takhali… it´s kinda thali but you get refills… as many as you want…. now you can imagine how hard we hit that hahahaha

Well…. I can’t keep fooling myself with takhalis for too long so, as my ribs were still pretty bruised and I didn’t know what was the story there, I decided to go to the hospital and check… the doctor as soon as started checking me with the stethoscope confirmed that I had a broken rib…. now it makes sense hehehe Thats why I didn’t send Sharmilla´s Hug… how would I hug that huge boulder… keeping the compression without all my ribs??? hahaha

He gave me some ibuprofen for the next 5 days and I´ll have to drop the climbing for few weeks… told ya…. should´ve gone for chess!! hahahahaha

The funniest part was checking the X-ray and chatting about all the other fractures I had and having them checking my collarbone that I broke in 4 parts years ago… “wow… I can see it…. can I touch it??” said the doc when he saw it!! hahahahaha

Anyways… maybe it is because of the cold weather, the tiredness for the past months, the change of the altitude or the injury… but since I got to Nepal I´m sleeping like a beast… loads… serious…. laziness is hitting as hell… fortunately thats exactly what I have to do right now before going for the trekking!! =) so… lets eat sleep and repeat!! hahahaha

Looking forward for the time we will go for the climb surf sleep and repeat!! hahahah

Hope you all are awesome and having fun with my posts and don´t worry… my ribs are already 127%…. in few days itll be 209%!! =)

Cheers beasts!! and good vibes!! =)

Evan

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