#why do you ask? /j
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Messy sketchy draft concept etc etc. for a piece called “ Trapped Within the Jaws of God, We Learned To Pray” aka “ fuuuuuuuuuuuck Willy overactived the slime…..fuuuuuuck”
#no I haven’t listened to the new ep yet#why do you ask? /j#might add some pharyngeal jaws. and more eyes. and just FUCK the doodler up just MESS THEM UP#and that’s supposed to be an eye in the mouth#also I was thinking of giving God Willy like…. 3 pupils per eye bc that’s weird and fun#and also just doodler him up. teeth eyes slime weird wings A Halo??#Throwing shit at the wall and we’ll see what sticks.#I’m gonna be so disappointed when Willy isn’t this absolutely mad carnage God and is just a manipulative misogynist /j#what’s the point if he’s not physically and mentally warped by eldritch power to the point where he wants to dissect the universe….like cmon#AND HE BETTER HAVE AN INSANE VILLIAN LAUGH. ANTHONY. HEY YEAH YOU. LISTEN HERE /j
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Ironmouse: I love it when you punch me.
Baghera: Yeah, you do? Oh, I'll keep going then. [Punches Mouse off the walkway]
Ironmouse: What a treat. What a treat to be punched by Baghera!
Baghera: You can crush me too, if you want.
Ironmouse: I WANNA CRUSH YOU! YEAH!!! ...If only I had the guts to crush such a beautiful person.
Baghera: One day you will. Oh yeah, please!
Phil: ...What am I hearing right now? 🤨🏳️🌈
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Ironmouse: Baghera! :D
Baghera: Hiya! How are you?
Ironmouse: I love it when you punch me.
Baghera: Yeah, you do? Oh, I'll keep going then. [Punches Mouse off the walkway]
Phil: [Laughing in the background]
Ironmouse: Oh, thank you.
Baghera: Yeah, don't worry.
Ironmouse: What a treat. What a treat to be punched by Baghera!
Baghera: You can crush me too, if you want!
Phil: [Dying in the background] Wtf!
Ironmouse: I WANNA CRUSH YOU!
Baghera: YEAH! Do it!
Phil: Oh my god...
Ironmouse: YEAH!!! ...If only I had the guts to crush such a beautiful person!
Baghera: One day you will. Oh yeah, please!
Phil: ...What am I hearing right now?
Baghera: Oh, yeah, sorry. Yeah.
Phil: [Cracks up]
#Baghera Jones#Ironmouse#QSMP#Philza#Baghera#October 9 2023#Why Do You Hate Yuri Phil ( /j )#Salty about there not being enough clips of the QSMP ladies#admittedly I'm part of the problem but in my defense; none of them frickin stream at a good time for me#except Jaiden on occassion#I move heaven and earth to watch Jaiden#I've been watching Mouse a bit more though!#Audio only because I'm so busy but I really like her and want to watch her more#I wanna watch Baghera more too but usually she overlaps with people I'm already watching so at least I can see her that way#like with Purgatory#also someone in the tag asked for a ship name and my mind instantly went ''ironduck'' which made me laugh#I'm just imagining Baghera and Ironmouse pulling up to Purgatory in their Jaeger ''IronDuck''#Catch These Hands Watcher
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Man although I can't send this and have Spamton see the image (cuz it would be text instead) I'll send it to you and you can give me your opinion about it.
What do you think...
...about...
...snowy Spamton?
IT SNOWED YESTERDAY YESS!!!
(this was on a car btw, which made it even better)
#(EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER NOISE) it has never said you couldnt send him images btw :-P so congrats he does get to see!!!#ive been meaning to answer this since like.. forever... this is from january 21st.... oops!!! I wasnt sure how to make him react#-to images then.#but i figured it out now lol. At least for this one.. sigh /nsrs#this image is so funny to me lmao /pos thank you so much i love it def one of my fav asks X-) Its so sweet <33#[you've got mail!]#spamton#spamton g spamton#I hope his hair is greasy enough because MAN its slathered in there (wretch /j) i was struggling with his hair perspective tbh#deltarune#deltarune spamton#deltarune chapter 2#spamton fanart#kingsis beat me to the images grrrr /J /nsrs I was saving them for something specific i wanted to do so thats why#youll see
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ian’s feeling a little self conscious and mickeys just straight up loving on his husband and telling him how sexy and fine he looks!
ohohooo boy you've hit me right in the chest with this one... ok, let's see!
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ian's having one of those days. those days that don't happen super often anymore, but they do happen. waking up feeling physically heavy, groggy, slow. the harsh lighting in the bathroom making him notice those extra soft bits on his body, where he used to be taught and lean. he looks down, where his tummy sticks out above the band of his boxers, sighs.
eyes back up, he brushes his teeth, gazes at his reflection, and acknowledges that this is a fleeting feeling - because nowadays he looks at himself and sees it. happiness and health and comfort in his settled life. he loves it. he's sturdy, strong, beefy. he's soft, holdable, grounding. he sees it, he knows, mickey reminds him.
he sees it, washes his toothbrush, wipes at his face, takes a final look. he knows, but it's just one of those days. he turns off the judgmental fluorescents and pads back into the bedroom towards his....
my god... there, face bathed in soft light and gorgeous, mickey. he's shifted in the ten or so minutes ian's been gone. sprawled out and entirely tangled in the comforter. left hand sticking out and clutching ian's pillow - like he was searching, wanting, grasping - coming up empty. he's awake now. ian moves, the floors creak, mickey's eyes zero in on him.
"do you know how fucking cold it is in this room?... why the fuck are you up this early?" and ian's quiet, suddenly realizing he came to a stop in front of their full length mirror. a glance at himself, back at mickey. maybe he doesn't have to be up yet, it's saturday. maybe he can spare lounging around a bit more. glance and back. he should get under there, mickey said he's cold. glance, back. he doesn't move, rooted in place. "...come back under here and get on me!" glance...
"babyface... c'mere"
he moves. mickey rolling away, untangling, giving him his space in bed back... immediately shifting back and attaching himself to him. "always leaving me here in the mornings... can't stick around for me? hmm?" the drama of it all making ian chuckle and press his lips to mickey's forehead. he feels mickey's hands wander around his chest and down to his belly, making him draw in a breath and stiffen. he sees mickey's eyes squint and his nose scrunch in the process. a small tut escaping his lips. here it comes.
"got myself a human heater... warm and soft. teddy bear mother fucker." and that's a new one! "you gotta stop leaving me here every morning. you're like one of them weighted blankets you're always going on about... hmmph... comfy." he nuzzles into ian's chest, wrapping tighter around him, and breathing so deeply. smiling. "smell so good... i think i get why you're always sniffin'." giving quick cute pecks along his collar bone. "so many freckles. all over. this one here is my favorite." he moves to the hollow of his neck. giving it a little lick.
and ian can't help but giggle really. because his husband is so in tune, because he always knows when something is up, because his licks are tickling him!
mickey pulls until he's securely pinned under ian. "my big guy. cover me just right" his hands begin their familiar dance. over ian's strong shoulders, down the muscles of his back, lightly scratching back up. "you threw me around so good last night. was fucking airborne at one point."
oh. these giggly kisses are some of ian's favorites!
"you gave it to me so good and hard, made me grab on to all of you, huh?" his hands are everywhere, covering ian's body with love. "so sexy. do you know how good you feel and look when you're overpowering me like that?" the complete contrast of his statement and his soft lips making ian all fuzzy and warm.
"so good. so soft. so strong. so hard." a mantra. each declaration punctuated with the sweetest kisses. his hands wandering, grabbing, pressing ian's weight down. soft little moans making an appearance.
and god if ian doesn't feel like he's floating! high, on a cloud. sustained by mickey's touches, his sounds, his scent. his words, his words, his words. breaking through and helping him see and remember what he already knows. because today is one of those days, yes, and it'll take more than this to claw his way fully out... but he's being uplifted and loved and touched in the right ways. in the ways that wiggle in and help chip at that wall and appears in times like these.
he sees his strong arms framing mickey's head, how his size and weight are making him feel. he knows he's good, he's healthy, he feels his heart pumping strong and full of love in his chest. it'll take more than this, but this helps. every part of this helping, chipping away.
he breathes, he kisses, mickey moans...
he sees, he knows, mickey reminds him...
#you struck a chord clearly ladskjf hit close to home... i almost instantly knew what i wanted to say but took forever#bc i feel inadequate and imposter-ish when writing but here i am... rambling. why is this so long? bye.#is the grammar shit? is there a typo? is this dumb? i pretend i do not see#tw body image#shameless#gallavich#ian x mickey#anon#asks#j ramble drabbles
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another "draw your faves like this" meme from twitter HSKXSMD
#aitsf#ai the somnium files#aitsf spoilers#saito sejima#nier#nier replicant#kainé#persona 5#p5#persona 5 tactica#p5t#toshiro kasukabe#j's art#do not ask why these are my current 3 favorite characters I could not tell you#get toshiro OUT OF THEREEEEE
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TECAH ME HOW TO DRAW EYES SENSEI PLEASE,,,,,,,,,,,,,LIKE IN YOUR LAST POST,,,, ,, CHUUYAS EYES,,,,,,,,,, HOW DO U DO THAT,,,,,,,,BEGGIMG
threw this together just for you pookie 🫶🏼
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Not well, let me tell you that.
#i am on my fourth rewatch#i'm very normal about season 2 why do you ask#crowley got all of us in the divorce and zira needs to start planning an apology musica#i'm high on a mix of antibiotics and painkillers due to tooth infection and also some sweet sweet herbs so the experience is just wonderful#ineffable husbands#good omens#good omens 2#good omens season 2#anthony j crowley
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I don't know if you've read Harry Potter, but if so, what do you think? Personally, I have a problem with grossophobia in books, as well as the way Lily Evans, Harry's mother, was written. The books completely shattered the visions I had of her in the movies. This female character is awful to me, in her treatment compared to Severus and James. How can you keep from laughing at your best friend, being harassed, head down and underwear out?
I've made myself read HP some sixteen? years ago... mostly so I'll be acquainted with it enough to criticize it, since I hate all those fashionable crazes, and I found them annoying and stupid already as a teen. I didn't particularly like it, with the exception of the third and the fifth book, and I've managed to finish the whole then-published series soon enough to witness the insanity that was publication of the last book (and guess enough of the story to genuinely hate the ending).
I've never re-read them, and I don't really intend to, although I have the series in Slytherin edition, because IT'S FUCKING SYLTHERIN BITCHES! and I have it whole in Czech once they published it with pretty covers, in case mum and my great-uncle decide to read it.
I know the books have plenty of issues, including stuff I wasn't thinking about while reading them, but honestly- the only good thing I took from them is that the Hogwarts Houses are fucking cool, and once I made my family do the official sorting tests, plenty of our relationships suddenly made sense. Oh, and wands! If you need to constantly carry around a phalic item, it better be a magical piece of wood!
As for Lily, I don't remember nearly enough about her, aside from her and Severus' relationship being both-sidedly toxic af, and Marauders being a bunch of assholes to specific students. That said, I also deeply despise Snape, because childhood bullying is no excuse to terrorize children (*cough* Baghra 2.0 *cough*).
Also, me being over thirty put some things into a perspective. Fighting the Dark Lord in teens, early twenties- why not, getting a job after school is no less terrifying-, but why the hell was everyone pregnant immediatelly?!
#reply#Harry Potter heptalogy#Lily Evans#Severus Snape#James Potter#Marauders#J. K. Rowling#Yes#my brother is Griffindor#why do you ask?!#Does JK have an intense breeding kink?!
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Do you have to make your presence known and remind your racist neighbor to be mindful when he threatens to have his German Shepards -plural- maul some ppl walking home or do you live somewhere normal
#literally go smoke a j like wtf are you even doing this mad this late#i got adrenaline now and i wanna fight someone too now like damn#i was literally out there to smoke and now i gotta go do it again to calm down#was he- why are you even asking
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HRRR I’M GONNA BE DEAD/j AGAIN
Gotta get these out before I’m buried!
Don’t ask me about my infatuation with these guys, I’m mentally unwell 👍👍
I’d show these to @/naffeclipse but uh… golly things are not going too great here. I hope she remembers me at least.
#hrrrrrr shaking#oh well#my art#love y’all!#at least I go out in style#content for y/n#💕#Y/N#sleuth jesters#SJ Y/N my beloved#I’m literally their wife don’t ask me how or why#/j#DCA#dca fandom#DAMN YOU DCA#Adding more tags because I’m mentally well enough to do so
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Hey
Can I first just tell you that the hot fear that washed over me when I saw this was laughable in comparison to whatever the fuck this abomination is.
#why would you do this. why would anybody put my face on a brocoli#why do you really want me to suffer so deeply ghost#do you really hate me that much.#/j#morro irl account#irl morro#ninjago#answering asks#ghostly-one
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i decided to add a bunch of hp charas to tomodachi life just for fun like hey lets see who Percy ends up with
uh
yeah it was Oliver
within like two interactions too
#percy weasley#the world is trying to tell me something/j#that something is that i should write another Perciver fic i think#oliver wood#perciver#No I'm not procrastinating something why do you ask
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Listen, listen.
Shinjo said that Kagerou's AI chip was wiped before it was put in the submarine but despite that, at the end, Kagerou came through and activated the escape pod for Shadowmaru. So!
Later in the series we see that Super AI chips can reject reformatting - Deckerd's subconscious cut all access to his memories even after he agreed to the process in the first place. I have no doubt that Kagerou's AI wouldn't be any different - especially when he was about to be wiped against his will and earlier made it very clear how important the memories were to him. However, unlike Regina, Shinjo didn't have a spare chip at hand and if he wanted to make his plan work, he had to find another way.
I believe that Kagerou's data was simply partitioned away, encrypted, and Shinjo's data added on top. That's how Kagerou was able to break through just a little at the end, because he was still there, trapped and locked away, talking to Shadowmaru through a crack in the concrete wall he was put behind.
And then, in the golden glow of the sunset, Shadowmaru sat at the pier, head down, palm curled in a fist. The team tried to console him, only for Shadowmaru to open his palm... with Kagerou's AI chip in hand.
Shinjo's speech about Kagerou being wiped was nothing more than arrogant boasting to add salt to the wound. And with the right tools, enough time and patience, encrypted files can be recovered.
#brave police j decker#bpjd#bpjd kagerou#we can fix him#we have the technology#no I'm not in denial why do you ask#I haven't finished the series yet so if this gets disproven by then... I probably won't care#you'll pry this AU from my cold dead hands
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begging people to learn the difference between mental illnesses and neurodevelopmental disorders. all the traits that are a direct product of my neurodevelopmental disorders are not symptoms. i cannot fix them. they will never go away. you won't ask someone with chronic migraines to just stop feeling pain, don't ask me to learn how to do things that my brain physically cannot do.
start supporting weird people, the freaks, the ones that are too loud or too quiet, the ones that don't fit in and don't talk or move or behave the way you think they should. stop trying to expect people to fit your mold of what someone should be like, your standards are all fine and dandy but disabled people will not be able to live up to them and we shouldn't have to to be respected
#alex yells at the void#this post is sponsored by the profound social isolation and ostracisation i pulled by being too fucking autistic to be liked#yes i was bullied all throughout school why do you ask /j#im tired im tired im tired#theres a difference between making an effort in relationships and having to twist yourself into shapes to make people like you#if you dont like me kindly fuck off im done trying to change myself#i already hate myself down to the bone and youre not helping also my therapist says im fine the way i am and dont need to change#so fuck you signed by my therapist
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Never gonna give moth up
Never gonna let moth down
Never gonna run around and
Desert moth
did i just get moth rick rolled,,,
#chit chat#not really brainrot#anon#why would you do this to me... on my own blog... /j#i'm just kidding it got a good chuckle out of me#was reading this and i sat bolt upright and just stared for a minute#good ask 10/10 you're very funny :)#good evening :)#ALSO DID ANYONE ELSE SEE THE NEW GENSHIN EMOTES THERE'S A FOUL LEGACY ONE#AND AN ARLECCHINO ONE#I'M LOSING MY MIND
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Small Announcement
I created this side-blog years ago for my favorite tv shows as a place where I could save my favorite posts about them since I couldn't reblog them in my main blog, which used to be focused on another fandom (hetalia 🙈) and so I created an elaborate tagging system to keep track of everything.
Since then I've also posted many of my own creations (memes, fanfiction, shitposts) and I've gained many followers.
For years now I've even been using the queue non-stop, making sure to post stuff equally about each tv show (if you check my blog you'll see that I'm being serious lol)
What I'm saying is that I haven't used this blog as an archive for a long time and I'm tired of this annoying ass tagging system so from now on I'll just tag the show, the characters, the ship and nothing else. I'll still post about The Witcher, Good Omens and Hannibal equally while using the queue though.
I'm sure you're all inconsolable but please to try bear with it.
Ok bye.
#idk why but i just felt the need to announce this change before i start doing it#even though i know no one will care#oh well#text#witcher#geraskier#geralt of rivia#hannigram#jaskier#hannibal lecter#hannibal#will graham#good omens#aziraphale#anthony j crowley#ineffable husbands#maybe I'll even start to use simpler names for the characters#like crowley instead of his full name#or just ciri instead of cirilla of cintra#a whole new world awaits me#why did i do this all these years you ask?#i have ocd#crispy
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