#why am i so damn lucky wtf??
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mr. big (social media au) - cs55
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Summary: The one where there he was, wearing armani on a sunday, your boyfriend, Carlos.
Pairing: carlos sainz x romance writer!reader (model used: random people i found on pinterest)
Warnings: none other than some cursing? carlos being an old money dream as always
Request: "For a smau, would love to see romance writer!reader with Carlos (he is just Disney prince vibes) where fans aren’t quite sure how they got together but the influence him on her work is greatly appreciated" by my lovely @percervall
Author note: OKAY JUST REALISED I AM A CARRIE AND BIG APOLOGIST, WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT (i might be freaking out about them, but i will always be a charlotte girl)!!! (might honestly turn it into a series because who doesn't love a satc x old money crossover???)
Please also note that all of my works are protected under copyright, and not available for reposting on other platforms.
yourusername
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yourusername: busy, busy, busy bee.
user: thank you mother for feeding us with another hot billionaire novel
yourusername: you are more than welcome
user: how is she not only one of the best romance authors, but also a fashion icon??
user: can't wait to read what carlos inspired this time!!
carlossainz55: you are not wearing you glasses again, cariño
yourusername: why don't you come put them on yourself??
user: oh, they are so cute it's sickening
user: GIVE US THE MANUSCRIPT AND END OUR SUFFERING
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user: how did they get together again??
user: i think he ran into her at one of her book signings in madrid?
user: i thought it was when she went to the paddock for some good old r&d?
user: i heard somewhere that a friend set them up
yourusername posted a new story!
carlossainz55 posted a story!
yourusername
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yourusername: life lately & "between love and loathing" out june 23rd.
user: we love the romantic getaway, and a new book!!
user: we're being fed in more ways than one, and i am not complaining at all!!
user: oh shit, we're about to read the best romance novel of all time
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carlossainz55: i'm so proud of you, you have no idea
yourusername: way to make me cry
yourusername: i love you though
carlossainz55: te quiero más
user: I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY ARE THE OLD MONEY COUPLE WE NEEDED ALL ALONG AND WE DON'T KNOW HOW THEY STARTED DATING
user: it will remain forever a mystery
user: but at least we have content to keep us going through these hard times
carlossainz55
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carlossainz55: one of us made the pancakes, and one of us stood there looking pretty.
yourusername: hey, it was your turn to make breakfast
carlossainz55: and i loved every second of it
yourusername: even doing the dishes?
carlossainz55: especially doing the dishes
user: this is by far the most romance book thing this man has done
user: i still don't understand how they started dating, but good for them i guess
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landonorris: hey, i didn't get any pancakes, did you? @charles_leclerc
charles_leclerc: didn't even know we were having pancakes, where are our pancakes @carlossainz55
landonorris: and cooking in a towel?? how is that sanitary??
charles_leclerc: he's breaking at least a dozen health codes
carlossainz55: i hate you both
yourusername: you are all a pr nightmare
scuderiaferrari: i agree
user: damn he got lucky
yourusername
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yourusername: and there he was, wearing armani on a sunday, carlos sainz.
user: SHUT UP!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
user: what kind of an iconic cunt slay is this
user: and just like that... they became the coolest couple on the internet
user: NEW NOVEL IDEA, SEX AND THE CITY RETELL WITH CARLOS
user: girl wtf
yourusername: no let her cook
yourusername: you might be onto something here
user: don't know if i want to be her or be carlos
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user: everybody say thank you mom for blessing us
carlossainz55: amor
yourusername: amor x2
user: oh she's working overtime god bless you
#monzabee#formula 1 x reader#social media au#f1 social media au#f1 fanfic#f1 fanfiction#f1 x reader#carlos sainz#carlos sainz x reader#carlos sainz imagine#formula one x reader#carlos sainz social media au
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𝐒𝐎𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐒 𝐀𝐒 𝐒𝐀𝐁𝐎'𝐒 𝐆𝐅 — ♡
one piece social media + dating
feat: sabo
》 asl brothers completed
♡ liked by lalalakoala, nicorobin and 5.3k others
_ynln: ur gf or ramen, pick one
tagged: saaaa_bo
saaaa_bo: the answer is obvious
↳ saaaa_bo: ramen 🙏
↳ ace: wrong.
↳ ace: the correct answer is me 🤩🤩
↳ marco_o: said absolutely no one
↳ _ynln: @saaaa_bo surely this is grounds for a break up 🫤
lalalakoala: okay we get it, you have a boyfriend
p1rateking_luffy: YOU GUYS GOT RAMEN WITHOUT ME?????!!!!??! ☹️☹️
↳ _ynln: sorry luf, i'll bring you next time!
↳ saaaa_bo: no wtf we are not bringing luffy, i'm gonna go broke and he's gonna eat our share
↳ ace: im gonna have to agree with sabo
↳ p1rateking_luffy: 🙁
↳ lovenami: nah sabo you're so real for that (liked by saaaa_bo)
↳ marco_o: @ace you are literally the LAST person who can say that
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_ynln: applications for a new bf linked in my bio.
[music: traitor - Olivia Rodrigo ♫]
tagged: saaaa_bo
blackleg.sanji: I APPLIED ‼️‼️‼️
blackleg.sanji: HOW MANY CAN I SEND IN?!
blackleg.sanji: WILL I BE NOTIFIED IF I MAKE IT IN THE WAITLIST?
↳ theroronoa.zoro: the only notification you're gonna get is one from the police
saaaa_bo: WOWW JUST CAUSE I CHOSE RAMEN OVER YOU 🤨🤨
↳ _ynln: girls gotta do what she's gotta do
↳ _ynln: OMG SABO YOU APPLIED? I LOVE YOU SO MUCH OMG STOP 💗💗
↳ saaaa_bo: wtv loser.
lovenami: omg you should've made them transfer you five dollars to apply
↳ _ynln: nami ur trying to pimp me out huh 😭🫵
lovenami: you're so gorg yn. (liked by saaaa_bo)
↳ _ynln: i miss u sm namiiii 💕
nefertari_vivi: OMG STOP UR SO PRETTY I LOVE UUU
↳ _ynln: 😭💕
ace: why is everyone happy EXCEPT ME (liked by saaaa_bo)
↳ marco_o: give me five minutes and i'll dm u a list of reasons (liked by _ynln, saaa_bo, p1rateking_luffy)
♡ liked by ace, lalalakoala and 11 others
priv.ynn: blocking him on this acc so he doesn't see this but omg this is so cute, koala caught him trying to buy gifts for me <333
ace: yo wtf why isn't he getting me prada 🤨
ace: ALSO WHAT DID HE BUY DAMN THAT BAG IS HUGE
↳ priv.ynn: IDK I RLLY WANT TO KNOW
lalalakoala: you guys are so cute together it makes me want to die 🥱
lovenami: DAMNN GIRLY UR SO LUCKY (liked by priv.ynn)
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saaa_bo: public service announcement: my gf is the best. i love her sm. she is so beautiful, i am so lucky to be hers <3
tagged: _ynln
p1rateking_luffy: HEHE my future sister in law is so pretty (liked by ace, p1rateking_luffy)
↳ _ynln: AWWW LUFFY YOU'RE SO SWEET LOVE U 💕💕
_ynln: SABO STOP
_ynln: YOURE MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU ALL OVER AGAIN YOU IDIOT 🤓💖
↳ saaaa_bo: does this mean i won the boyfriend application?
↳ _ynln: there was no competition 💪
nicorobin: pretty girl
↳ saaaa_bo: i agree ☝️
↳ _ynln: YOU GUYS STOP IT IUBWVCEI
lalalakoala: think u feel lonely? spend the night third wheeling these guys and see how u feel then 💀💀
↳ _ynln: KOALA WE TRIED SETTING YOU UP W SO MANY PEOPLE YOU'RE JUST PICKY
↳ lalalakoala: 🥱🥱
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_ynln: top scoring appplicant 1️⃣
tagged: saaaa_bo
saaaa_bo: pretty woman
saaaa_bo: hell yeah 💪🔥🔥
ace: yn check ur dms i sent u uggo photos of sabo as a kid
↳ _ynln: LMFAOOO???
↳ saaaa_bo: ACE YOU'RE LITERALLY PRAYING ON MY DOWNFALL
↳ saaaa_bo: ALSO I WAS NEVER AN UGLY KID
↳ ace: sorry couldn't hear that over that tooth gap of urs 🥱
↳ p1rateking_luffy: HAHAHAHA YOU'RE SO FUNNY ACE
↳ saaaa_bo: 😐
↳ _ynln: HAHAHA NOOOO SABO WAS SO CUTE ‼️
↳ ace: everyone she's being held at gunpoint (liked by _ynln)
↳ saaaa_bo: 😐😐
blackleg.sanji: NOOOOOO
blackleg.sanji: gotta respect sabo for treating you well gorgeous queen (liked by saaaa_bo)
lalalakoala: omg im literally gonna have to block u
#luffy x reader#one piece#one piece headcanons#one piece x reader#one piece smau#one piece imagine#one piece fluff#smau#sanji x reader#one piece headcannons#ace x reader#sabo x reader#zoro x reader#monkey d luffy#roronoa zoro x reader#sabo x y/n
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ice.
f1 au: in which carlos sainz is dating a pro ice skater, but things gets complicated when she gets hate for being « too close » to her partner.
carlos sainz x ice skater!reader
(fc: diana denoire)
note: english is not my first language, so sorry for the mistakes this might have xx
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y/n: ready for the finale! praying to go home with the title xx
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carlossainz55: and i’ll be there watching you, angel
y/n: @.carlossainz55 ily so much stop
yourpartner: we’re definitely winning this one!
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lilymhe: aaah can’t wait! you’re going to smash this babe
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fan1: LETSGO Y/N
fan2: she’s so beautiful
fan3: aww carlos is going to see her
fan4: @.fan3 as he should she’s always there when he has a race
fan5: so carlos will witness y/n and her partner being all lovey dovey just in front of him?
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y/n: WE DID IT!! i’m so proud of us @.yourpartner thank you for being such an amazing friend and partner, i would’ve not been able to do this alone and thank you to all my amazing fans, who never doubt me and make me feel so loved. lastly i would like to thank my amazing boyfriend, seeing you up there, watching me with such a big smile gave me the strength i needed to win.
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carlossainz55: i’m so proud of you angel, thank YOU for being the light i needed in my life.
liked by y/n.
landonorris: i didn’t sign up to see carlos being disgustingly in love.
charles_leclerc: @.landonorris we get it you’re jealous
yourpartner: we did it together, y/n.
danielricciardo: YESSSSS you did so good y/n! can’t wait to celebrate your win!
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carlossainz55: i don’t think anyone on this planet realise how much this woman has saved me. she’s the most caring, loving, compassionate, funny girl you’ll ever meet. she makes my morning less difficult when i see her smile next to me, she makes my bad days at work better just by existing and looking at me with those gorgeous brown eyes. i am so lucky to have her in my life and to be loved by such a sweet soul. i cannot stay back and watch anyone try and paint her as a bad person. y/n is the love of my life and i’ll always protect her no matter what.
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y/n: carlos i don’t even know what to say except that i love you so damn much you have no idea.
carlossainz55: @.y/n i love you too angel.
landonorris: for once i’ll shut my mouth because this is way too cute.
lilymhe: @.alex_albon where is my love letter?
danielricciardo: another day another slay
charles_leclerc: why am i crying wtf
fan1: im on the floor
fan2: carlos keeps setting the bar way too high for us
fan3: IM CRYING THIS IS SOOO CUTE
fan4: "she makes my mornings less difficult when i see her smile next to me" call a fckng ambulance im dying
fan5: GO CARLOOOOS
fan6: carlos really said no y/n slander on my watch
#f1 fic#f1 x you#f1 au#f1 fandom#f1 x reader#f1 imagine#f1 social media au#f1 x oc#f1 fanfic#f1 instagram au#carlos sainz x you#carlos sainz fanfic#carlos sainz 55#carlos sainz jr#carlos sainz x reader#carlos sainz x y/n#carlos sainz x oc#carlos sainz x female reader
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the soft launch (more like hard launch) → social media post
hughes!sister x will smith au
hi! here’s the first post for my new au :) i figured this is a great way to introduce samy as well as her dynamic with everyone else. i’ll be posting more actual fics soon, but also please comment or send me what else you’d like to see for them!!
ps. all of these photos are from pinterest/instagram
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samyhughes semester 1 has my heart <3
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lauren11 BAE I LOVE YOU!!
| samyhughes I LOVE YOU!!!!!
hannahduke HELL YEAH UMICH!
| samyhughes ROLL WOLVES! 🐺
user1 THE YOUNGEST HUGHES IS IN COLLEGE ALREADY???
user2 WAIT WHO IS THIRD PIC??😦
dylanduke25 can’t believe you’re roommates with my little sister i feel like this is so full circle??
| samyhughes LMAOO i feel you dyl
| lhughes_06 ur telling me
edwards.73 casually posting a pic of someone holding a high noon and then proceeds to make caption first semester which means your underage 😐😐
| samyhughes ok mom
markestapa WOOOOOO so glad ur at umich with us!
| samyhughes remember when you cried when luke told u i was coming to michigan?
| markestapa now why would u say that on the internet
colecaufield MICHIGAN MICHIGAN MICHIGAN!
| jackhughes why are you giving this energy to my little sister? 😐
| colecaufield bc i want to??
jackhughes wait a minute the 3rd pic…where is his mouth…
| samyhughes umm..
user3 luke’s michigan friends are literally her second brothers AHHHH
user4 wait who isss the guy in the 3rd pic???? she has a bf???
user5 we lost another one boys 😭
jacob_fowler24 michigan shit 🔛🔝
| samyhughes what does this even mean??
ryan.leno_4 still shoulda come to boston
| samyhughes sorry lean u should of come to michigan 🤷♀️
aram_minnetian okay hard launch
| samyhughes what i do best ☺️
_quinnhughes STOP STEALING MY HATS WTF
| samyhughes NO
lhughes_06 this post gets a rating of 2/10 because 1. there’s underage drinking and that’s a no no 2. his mouth is on your boob 3. i just don’t like this post
| samyhughes alright. 🫠
user6 mouth placement??????
user7 istg if that’s will smith i’m losing it
user8 her and will dating makes so much sense omg
graceccsmith so cute samy!!
| samyhughes thanks gracie!! i miss you
_willvote my man made the gram!
| samyhughes ok expose me
gabeperreault44 GET REKTTTTTTTT
| samyhughes gabe i swear 😭
_willsmith2 hi buddy i miss you
| samyhughes hi smitty i miss you too come visit me soon
user9 ^^^^ NAHH it’s so will smith
| user10 THEYRE SO ADORABLE AWWW
| user11 childhood best friends to lovers pipeline is so real
_willsmith2 looking good beantown
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gabeperreault44 good stuff good stuff
| _willsmith2 thanks gp
ryan.leno_4 everyone’s hard launching i see
| _willsmith2 oops
user1 THIS IS FOR SURE SAMY I KNOW IT
graceccsmith so cute will 🥰
| _willsmith2 thanks g😀
jacob_fowler24 damn it when is will gonna hard launch me???
| _willsmith2 next time i promise 😫
aram_minnetian ok we get it u have a gf
| _willsmith2 😀😀
user2 AHHHHHHHHHHH WILL AND SAMY CONFIRMED????
user3 them being best friends before this makes this so much better too
user4 someone get them on a podcast or some shit so we can get the backstory!!!
user5 they’re very golden retriever and golden retriever energy
_willvote i hope i’m invited to the wedding in like 10 years
| _willsmith2 ur 1 on the list
hannahduke WHEN HE POSTS HER >>>
| ryan.leno_4 she’s so lucky fr
| samyhughes 😙😙
edwards.73 invading the bf comments hi bf
| _willsmith2 hi ethan
| user6 THEY ALREADY KNOW HIM????? SHDJDJ
markestapa i was summoned and now i see why
| user7 LMAOOO i love mark and ethan
user8 mark and ethan are very big brother being protective core while samy’s at umich bc her actual brothers aren’t there
trevorzegras i am here too
| user9 LMAO TREVOR??!
lhughes_06 looking good so far smitty
| _willsmith2 thanks luke 🤝
jackhughes i’m still looking at u bc of that one pic on my sister’s post…suspicious…
| _willsmith2 pls forgive me jack it was an honest mistake
user10 THE BROTHERS ARE SO FUNNY LDJDJDKS
user11 i’m sure will’s scared of all these boys acting like samy’s big brother
elblue06 so cute will!
| _willsmith2 thanks mama hughes!
| user12 HE CALLS HER MOM ALREADY??!!!
| user13 well she is like his 2nd mom bc their families are so close. i think he calls her that regardless of him dating her daughter LMAO
dylanduke25 found out samy has a bf when i saw this post on my little sister’s feed :/
| samyhughes LMAO sorry dylan
_quinnhughes see you during the holidays!
| _willsmith2 can’t wait to come back to michigan!
rutgermcgroarty 😦😦😦 baby hughes has a bf??? and it’s the 4th overall pick from the nhl draft?
| user14 my exact reaction
samyhughes looks like i’ve taught u well🫡
| _willsmith2 i only learn from the best
this is so long my bad but i just love writing the comments for these LOL
#hughes!sister x will smith au#samy hughes#samy x will#will smith x oc#will smith hockey#will smith imagine#boston college hockey#boston college#umich hockey#uofmichigan#umichsoccer#gabe perreault#ryan leonard
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100K CELEBRATION!
hello my lovelies, we’ve recently reached 100k likes (which is insane in my eyes) and i wanted to throw a little party in here ❤️
1) my requests are open for all fandoms, (click here for fandoms) and you can request blurbs and imagines. you can also ask for specific appearances or names to cater to you.
2) shipping event! i love these myself so why not? you can add a fandom of your choice to be shipped with a character and a blurb about your personality and appearance. in return you’ll get a blurb of the two of you! (adding your real name is optional you can choose to give me a nickname or just y/n).
i don’t know as of now when i’ll close this, thanking all 3.6k (how did we get here wtf) of my lovely followers whether your new or an og, i appreciate you all ❤️
Prompts:
Angst/Hurt:
'You scared me back there.”
“You never really cared, did you?” “I always cared, you never noticed.”
“Do you think you’re invincible?”
"I came as soon as I heard." “You didn’t have to.”
“If you didn’t want to be with me then why the hell did you drag me along?”
“Do you love them?”
“I can’t even look at you.”
“You need to take care of yourself.” “Why do you care?”
“Don’t touch me!”
“Did you ever love me?”
Fluff:
“I would wait here forever.” “God you’re cheesy.”
“Y/n, I love you.” “Finally.”
“You’re cute as hell.” “I know.”
“I could keep you in my pocket all day.”
“Is that my shirt?” “Yes.” “Keep it, looks good on you”
"Wear a sweater, it's cold out."
“Have you eaten today?” “I’ll eat you.” “Woah.”
“Did you buy me flowers, why?” “Just take the damn flowers.” “Naw, have I made you sappy?”
“If I called you the apple of my eye, would you hit me?” “Yes.”
“Time for bed.” “No I have work…” “Doesn’t matter, come on.” “Noooo!”
Flirty/Smutty/Jealous:
“If he doesn’t stop staring I swear to god—,” “Un-ball your fists please.”
“Now how am I supposed to focus when you look like that?”
“Do you ever shut up?” “There’s ways to make a girl shut up yknow?”
“I’d rather die than kiss you.” “Sure thing Y/n.”
“God you’re divine.”
“This is too small. You’re too close.” “Well who’s bright idea was it to hide in a closet?”
“Is that blushing I see?” “No, shut up!”
“I’m sorry it’s a bit difficult to stand here whilst everyone is staring at my girl.”
“I want to put you in a chokehold.” “Whoa sweetheart, you kiss your mother—,” *Smothers his mouth*
“You’re lucky I have self restraint.”
Dark:
1 - “I gave you a chance, remember that.”
2 - “The longer you hide the worse it’ll be when I find you.”
3 - “Did you really think you could get rid of me?”
4 - “Someone dangerous could’ve hurt you.” “You are dangerous.”
5 - "If I was you sweetheart, I’d get to runnin’."
6 - “Just leave me alone.” “Don’t hurt my feelings, god knows what I’ll do.”
7 - “Can’t tell me you don’t want it when you’re acting like this Y/n/n.”
8 - "You don't want to be my good girl?"
9 - "Missed me have you?" “How’d you find me?”
10 - “And who’s going to believe you?”
Cannot wait for requests!
- Kira 🎀
#hunger games x reader#coriolanus snow x reader#finnick odair x reader#percy jackson x fem!reader#charles leclerc x reader#formula one x reader#hotd x reader#aemond targaryen x fem!reader#harry potter x reader#luke castellan x reader#percy jackson x reader#theo nott x reader#suits x reader#harvey specter x reader#criminal minds x reader#spencer reid x fem!reader#911 x reader#evan buckley x reader#marvel x reader#tvd x reader#the rookie x reader#tim bradford x reader#supernatural x fem!reader#dean winchester x reader#sam winchester x fem!reader#eddie diaz x fem!reader#emily prentiss x reader#rhaenyra targaryen x reader#six of crows x reader#kaz brekker x fem!reader
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texts w/ kylian
notes: just some random texts with kylian ;)
you: DID U SEE THAT???????
kylian: WTF
kylian: WHAT’S GOING ON
you: baby i’m so confused rn
kylian: wtf did he do with our taytay
18/04/2023
you: i can’t sleep
kylian: gimme a call, baby.
you: nooo :( i feel so bad because it’s so late already
you: why are u up btw
kylian: because i heard my phone buzz
kylian: but you don’t need to feel bad ever,
baaaby.
kylian: i would love to help you to sleep
you: you woke up just from that small buzz from my text?
kylian: i had my ringer on so it was a ring
you: why do you have your ringer on?
you: baby, you need to sleep properly.
kylian: in case you call or need
something from me
20/04/2023
you: [photo]
kylian: you’re so damn gorgeous
kylian: i’m so lucky
kylian: je suis fasciné par ta
beauté (i am fascinated by your beauty)
kylian: not even joking
kylian: you look stunning, babe.
you: hey 😞😔
you: love you so much
21/04/2023
you: you’re my baby girl 🫵🏻
kylian: what
kylian: stop acting like my mom that’s weird
kylian: oh wait…
kylian: no, don’t stop.
kylian: mommy 🤭😏
you: got you 🥵
22/04/2023
kylian: i love you
you: no you don’t
kylian: baby…
kylian: it's not because i didn't hang
you with my thighs that i don't love you 😞
you: this is literally the cruelest form of betrayal
24/04/2023
kylian: hey
kylian: your mom called me
kylian: she said that u were feeling sad
kylian: what happened? 😟
you: nothing, baby.
you: don’t need to worry
you: just college stuff and the total failure that i am
kylian: heyyy, don’t say that.
kylian: tell me what’s going on baby
kylian: i just hate to be far away
from you in these times
you: i’m gonna fail in this exam i just know it and i’m panicking and crying
kylian: hey no negative thoughts ok?
kylian: you can do it
you: no i can’t
kylian: i believe in you
you: 🥺😢😓
kylian: answer my call
25/04/2023
kylian: don’t leave me please i’m
nothing without you
you: ???
kylian: i love you
kylian: i would kill for you
kylian: i sound like a psycho but
it’s just that i love you so much
you: wtf u can’t even kill an ant
you: what’s going on
you: are you drunk or smth like that
kylian: i just saw that u liked
chris evans new pic
26/04/2023
you: wow i’m so jealous
kylian: ah baby
kylian: don’t need to
kylian: i’m all yours 🥺
you: what
you: i’m not jealous of you
you: i wanted to be the one holding messi
27/04/2023
you: eaaaating pasta todaaaay
you: missed thisss 😩😫
kylian: that’s great, my love.
kylian: i’m happy.
you: hm…hey?
you: what’s going on
you: what happened
kylian: nothing, baby.
kylian: just a shit day
you: can i call you?
kylian: please
29/04/2023
you: want me to buy something at the market?
kylian: no babe that’s fine
you: ok got you
you: i will be home at 7 pm or smth like that
kylian: drive safely
kylian: love you
you: love you baby
you: see you soon
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𝒅𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 - 𝒍𝒖𝒄𝒂 𝒇𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒊
summary: you and luca are best friends but are always acting like a married couple. could it mean something more?
pairing: luca fantilli x reader
requested: yes
a/n: here i am shaking as i post this one. i really hope you like it and please remember you can request blurbs!! not proofread
warnings: cursing
word count: 2,4k
lowercase intended.
“i once believed love would be burning red
but it's golden
like daylight”
daylight, taylor swift.
lulu 🧚🏻♀️
i don’t care if it’s 2am, i’m lonely, come watch a movie
you looked at luca’s text as if you were hallucinating or still dreaming. looking at the clock, you could see it was literally 2am. he’s lost all his senses, you thought.
sitting down and drinking some water from the cup on your nightstand, you finally felt awake enough to understand the world around you. your best friend had sent at least 30 “hey” before sending the last message and you couldn’t believe he woke you up for that.
dude are you crazy?
lulu 🧚🏻♀️
wtf
no
why
it’s 2am and i was SLEEPING
lulu 🧚🏻♀️
i don’t care, come watch a movie
where’s adam?
lulu 🧚🏻♀️
no idea dude
dont you have practice in the morning?
lulu 🧚🏻♀️
day off
i fucking hate you
lulu 🧚🏻♀️
no you don’t
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it was a picture of him laying down and blowing you a kiss. he was lucky you loved him. you got up and threw on a hoodie over your pajamas, but of course the hoodie was luca’s. silently, you snuck out the apartment you shared with your friends and closed the door behind you.
yawning, you quickly made your way out of the building and got into your car, starting the engine and heading to luca’s. it didn’t take long for you to arrive and soon you were knocking on his door.
“it’s open,” was the muffled sound that came behind the door.
opening the door and closing it behind you, you could see his content smile to see you there.
“hey bubba,” you said, taking off your shoes and laying by his side.
luca immediately snuggled you close, smelling the scent of your hair and humming.
“stop it, you look like a child.”
“i can’t help it, your hair smells so good.”
“whatever,” you uttered. “what are we watching?”
“oh, about this,” luca started and you looked at his face. “i lied, there’s no movie, just cuddles.”
“i’m gonna kill you right here, i can’t believe you made me come here at 2am for cuddles, luca giulio.”
“damn not this again,” he whispered. “i just miss my best friend, that’s not a crime.”
“it wouldn’t be if we haven’t seen each other in a while but we were together the whole afternoon!”
“okay i’m guilty.”
“i don’t know why we’re still friends.”
despite saying that, you got closer to him and intertwined your legs together like you always do. luca kissed your forehead and you started running your fingers through his hair. soon, you drifted off to sleep and only woke up the next morning hearing giggles.
groaning, you snuggled even closer to luca, that immediately and unconsciously brought you closer to him and the giggles were higher.
“look how they look like a couple,” someone said.
more giggles. “at this point they can’t even hide anymore.”
“hide what, you bunch of idiots?” your voice was muffled and sleepy.
“shit, we woke her up,” you could recognize rutger’s voice.
carefully turning around, you saw him, adam and johnny sitting on adam’s bed staring at you and luca. “you’re all very weird.”
“and you and luca are dating.”
“no we’re not.”
“keep lying and we’ll keep pretending to believe.”
“listen here, you little shit-“ you started but stopped as soon as you felt luca’s face on the crook of your neck.
“what’s going on?” he asked, voice hoarse. you felt shivers on your whole body but tried to hide it.
“these idiots were staring at us while we slept.”
luca opened his eyes and made a disgusted noise. “get out of here, all of you.”
“that’s my room too,” adam protested.
“i don’t care,” luca retorted.
“get out,” you said.
johnny giggled and said “the lovey doveys want to spend more time alone.”
“shut your mouth druskinis.”
while they said something, you were completely static at what luca just whispered “it wouldn’t be too bad if we were dating.”
you pretend he didn’t say anything and kept acting normal.
until a week passed and you were once again cuddling with luca. after a huge win, everyone was out celebrating but you and your best friend decided to stay at his dorm to start watching daisy jones and the six.
halfway through the second episode, you couldn’t stop thinking and hit pause on the remote. looking up, you could see luca’s questioning face.
“what happened?”
you sighed, sat down and just spilled the thought that was consuming you. “do you ever think what would be like if we just kissed?”
he just stared at you for a whole minute and you could feel your face burning with shame. “you know what, never mind.”
“no, wait,” he held your chin and grinned. “do you wanna kiss me?”
you rolled your eyes but mumbled “yeah.”
the smile he opened was one of the biggest you’ve seen yet and he just whispered “c’mere.”
you bent down, focusing only on his face and when your noses were touching, you stopped. both of you smiled and you could feel luca’s hand going straight to your hair, while the other caressed your cheek.
he angled your head so your lips could finally touch. the chemistry was absurd from the first second of it, your movements simply fitting together like you’ve been doing that forever. you felt luca’s smile before he deepened the kiss and you adjusted yourself so it could be more comfortable, and that meant on top of your best friend.
you kissed and kissed and it was like time stopped for both of you, it was your moment. it just felt right, like every cliche book you’ve ever read and dreamed about.
when the air felt needed and you had to break the kiss, it was like bursting a bubble. you came back to the real world and realized you were straddling luca, your best friend, and his hands were on your hips.
“wow that was-“ you started laughing.
“i know,” he smiled. “we should do that again some time.”
and so you did. after practices and games, at parties, during study sessions, watching movies. everything was an excuse to make out and you weren’t complaining. of course no one knew about that, it was your little secret, but the boys were already betting, not knowing what was happening, when you two would reveal the relationship.
after relaxing weeks, you started getting a lot of work to do and could barely see luca and the boys and even attended their games. one day, luca was missing you so bad he decided to go to your apartment just to scroll through his phone while you did your things.
opening the door with his spare key, he saw daisy, one of your friends and she just waved, already used to him being around.
“hey where’s y/n/n?”
“on her bedroom,” daisy replied. “it would be good if you could make her eat something, she's been there since she came back from class in the morning.”
luca nodded and went to your bedroom. before he opened the door, he could already tell something was wrong. he heard you sniffling and was hit with a wave of worry.
when you noticed him inside your bedroom, you tried to wipe your tears and force a smile.
“hi lulu, what are you doing here?”
“what’s wrong, princess?” he cooed and closed the door behind him, going to sit by your side on the floor.
with that, you started violently crying and luca wrapped his arms around you. all the time he was whispering sweet nothings in your ear, trying to calm you down and he did that until you stopped shaking and crying.
“do you wanna talk about this?” he asked.
you sighed and held him closer. “i- i just have so much work from school, i’m not dealing very well and think i need help.”
“lemme see,” he mumbled, reaching for one of your books and reading its content. “i’m pretty sure steve can help you, your major is the same and he’s almost done.”
“but i don’t wanna disturb him.”
“i promise you won’t, he loves helping everyone study and he already said you’re like his younger sister.”
you felt your heart warming. “really?”
he just hummed against your hair and kissed your head. “feeling better now?”
“yeah, thanks lulu.”
he softly laughed and held your head between his hands. “you look so cute with this red nose,” he said, kissing said nose.
“stop, i must be terrible right now,” you laughed too.
“nah you look just fine,” he kissed both of your cheeks before giving you a quick kiss. “do you wanna eat something?”
“i’m not hungry but i suppose i should.”
“yes ma’am,” he responded. “what about you pack all your books and put something on your laptop so we can watch?”
“even gravity falls?”
“especially gravity falls.”
“you’re the best,” you said.
“i know i am,” he gave you a smug smile and a quick peck before getting up and heading to the kitchen.
you did as he said and waited on your bed, even though he was taking longer than you had expected. when you were almost napping, he opened the door and laid down with you.
“where’s my food?” you pouted.
“what do you think about sushi?”
“the answer is always yes, lulu,” you responded. “but what were you doing that took you so long?”
“i was just doing the dishes, i know it was your day so i wanted to help.”
“i love you so much, fantilli,” you said before you could think. it wasn’t like you haven’t said that before, it just felt… different this time.
meanwhile, luca felt his heart beating faster than ever but couldn’t understand why.
“damn thanks buddy,” he replied and you just pulled his hair playfully.
you laughed and he unlocked his phone to order your food. it was a great night and he was beside you the whole time, helping you to feel better. he even texted stevie while you weren’t looking to ask for his help, to which he promptly responded he could give you as much help as he could.
it was on a random afternoon that you realized you had fallen in love with your best friend. you were on your daily run, listening to taylor swift, when you paid attention to daylight’s lyrics. the realization made you suddenly stop in the middle of the sidewalk while you stared at the sunset with shades of golden.
of course you had dated other boys before, but never really loved them, just heard about this feeling. in the books you’ve read, love was always something that burned, consuming the characters, until they were full of it. but what you felt was really different.
your love for luca started small, like a seed, and it’s been growing every single day with his actions; he earned it. you realized that love was now a full grown sunflower, golden as the daylight shone through its petals. perhaps taylor wasn’t wrong when she said love was golden like daylight.
you followed your way home and started getting ready for luca’s game. with his jersey on, you and your friends headed to yost and sat close to the boards.
during warmups, you saw luca looking around the arena until he saw you. he opened a big smile and skated towards you, playing with a puck. luca grimaced, making you laugh and then threw you the puck. before he skated to where the rest of the boys were, he blew you a kiss and you blushed very hard, sending a kiss back.
your friends just laughed. “so when’s the marriage?” lucy asked.
“oh shut up lucy,” you blushed harder and started distracting yourself on the phone.
it was working until some girls started whispering behind you and you could only hear “yeah, she’s luca’s girlfriend” followed by “shut up, she’s literally in front of us!”
you smiled and decided to tell him about your feelings after the game. of course they won, with a luca goal, and you went to the tunnel to wait for him while talking to the other girls that were waiting for their boyfriends. it didn’t take long for him to show up and you ran towards him. he lifted you, spinning and you could only giggle.
when he put you down, you smiled looking at his face and controlled your urge to kiss his pretty lips.
“i’m so proud of you, lulu.”
“that means a lot to me, princess,” he whispered, pressing a gentle kiss on your forehead.
you laughed and just said “did you know some girls behind us thought i was your girlfriend?”
“oh they did? maybe they’re not so wrong.”
you just looked at him in disbelief and continued “i need to talk to you, do you have a minute?”
“of course, come,” he guided you to the parking lot.
it was cold, so he hugged you to keep both of you warm.
“lu, i realized something this afternoon and i need to share it with you,” you started. “it’s alright if you don’t feel the same, i just thought you should know because it's a good thing, i think.”
he gave you an encouraging nod. “i’m in love with you, and i’ve probably been for a while now but just realized today. you just light up my life since day one and i couldn’t imagine myself without you-“
luca didn’t leave you to finish, because without seeing it coming, his lips were on yours, the kiss more passionate than ever. he quickly broke it just to confess “i’ve been in love with you since the day we first kissed but just realized like last week and it’s very good to know you feel the same.”
“yours is the brightest soul i’ve ever seen,” you smiled and he connected your lips again.
he was pressing you against a car when you started hearing loud cheers and whistles. of course the boys had to transform that into some kind of mess but you didn’t mind, just laughed, hiding your face on luca’s coat.
you could hear very loud rutger, johnny and adam telling the other boys to pay for the bet. and you couldn’t help but giggle and mutter “idiots” under your breath, but affectionately.
luca hugged you and put his head on the crook of your neck. “now we need to go to your home to make up for the lost time, huh?”
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EPISODE 6: RETURN OF THE JEDI
Is it just me or have they just not explained the Death Star properly?
I cant take Darthy seriously anymore, he’s just a bag of organs
Whats quirrel doing here
OMG ELEPHANT SNAKE IS BACK
Isnt this that old caterpillar from Alice n wonfderlad
WOW LUKE REALLY SUITED UP FOR HIS MESSAGE- DID HE JUST SELL???? GOLDENFACE AN R2-oh right Hans in the carbon - way to go to the dark side Luke, triangular droid trade YOU ARE YOUR FATHERS SON LUKE
So much of Star Wars is just running into the problem with a glowstick and hoping it dies
Wow hansolo has been imprisoned, thrown into garbage, tortured, thrown into carbon, imprisoned AGAIN all cuz he has can’t shut my mouth disease
What even is their relationship with Luke btw, are they his adopted fWOAH WOAH WOAH WHEN DID LUKE TURN INTO A MAN??? Last I saw he was a child who couldn’t get a plane out of a lake AND THEY LEFT THE LAST MOVIE WITH ALL OF THTEM BEING TOGETHER wow the text in the beginning is more important than I thought
No seriously why is Luke dressed like a pastor whats going on
WOAH GOLD BIKINI LIEA - OKAY STORY TIME I USED TO WATCH PRINCESS RAP BATTLES AS A CHILD AND THE ONE I SAW WITH LEIA IN IT SHE SAID “I wore a gold bikini and the whole world lost its shit” ANF NOW I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
Ok yoda we get it you’re 900 no ones talking about your wrinkles anyway with pastor Luke in the room, projecting much?
Is yoda suidicdal???
WDYM LUKE IS REaDY???? HE DIDNT DO ANYTHING TO BE READY EXCEPT FLY FACEFIRST INTO A MILITARY BASE HIS TRAINING ARC IS SO SHIT
Whos the other Skywalker?? lukes not even a Skywalker isnt his name Luke vader where’s skywalkers real son OH darthy’s deadname is skywalker
BABY WONKENOBIII IS BACKCKCKC-OMGWHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WDYM LEIAS LUKES SISTER WDYM HE SUSPECTED THIS AFTER MAKING OUT WITH HER FIFTY BILLION TIMES??? WHAT THE HELL
??? HELLO>>??? WHAT TH EHELL??? WHAT IN THE GAME OF THRONES IS GOING ON??????? How is Leia a princess then?? HahahahaHAHAHA SO YODA KNEW …… ABOUT THEIR LITTLE TRIANGLE
Nice the gang is back together, waiting for chewbakka to be revealed as darthy’s next offspring
YES YES GOLDENFACE GETTING THE RESPECT HE DESEREVEVVES I LOVE GOLDENFACEEE
I cant believe these are the idiots the emperors trying to kill
"yes I could sense you were my brother when my tongue was down your throat"
Oh yes Luke hands himself over- haha darthy sensitive over dead name
Luke youre so stupid- but since jedis cant die is he gonna go to wherever yoda and obi wan is
Lando is growing on me, also squid guy
This movie is gonna end with emperor and Luke dead isnt it
Is the emperor a jedi too how else does he have power or something something Sith
Id make a horrible jedi- im made of hatred
Hansolo my pathetic little idiot
I JUST REALIZED WHO LUKE EP6 REMINDS ME OF - TROY BOLTON
IS HE BEGGING DARTHY TO KILL HIM WTF
You’re telling me this big of an empire cant take down 6 idiots lead by a happy go lucky guy, never heard of this before
OHMYGOSSDDHD. LYKE YOU IDIOT NOW HE KNOWS ABOUT LEIA
Hahahah a hand for a HAND- wait what…. Why does he have a robo hand too whats going on
Luke stop acting like you didnt hear about jedis 5 secs ago
Aw does darthy have a heart among his organs
OHMYGOD DARTHY IS A GOOD GUY????? ????? What A VILLAIN TTURNS GOOD ITS BEEN AGES SINCE I SAW A VILLAIN COME OVER TO THE GOOD SIDE
OMG DARHTY FACE REVEAL
Oh damn hes not as ugly as I thought he’d be
Kinda cute even - bro how did he even get this weak why’s he dying rn
He has such kind eyes
Yeah ok I am so lost I NEED DARTH VADER BACKSTORY RIGH FUCKIN NOW
Is the empire this easy to penetrate? No but they did it with the power of lOVE and FRIENDSHIP
Love lando
YES HAN THATS THE REACTION I HAD AN HOUR AGO ACTUALLY WTF
Yes Luke its so sad your daddy that blew up an entire planet in ONE second without a single thought died IM NOT FORGIVING HIM THIS EASY
No way thats it??? They took down the empire just like that???? What??
Damn no one in this world can dance
OHMYGOD ANAKIN???? HOW CAN HE SEE THEM NOW??? IS IT CUZ HES BETTER AT WEILDING THE FORCE
ok fine anakin is cute
(3/9)
#star wars#luke skywalker#cp2077#han solo#princess leia#r2d2#c3po#darth vader#obi wan kenobi#anakin skywalker#star wars review
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This week's episodes: Live react
Candace is taking my man on a date? I'm gonna have thoughts.
(Also my MC's name is Sophie)
Firstly, he'd better say no.
Okay, so he can't say no. Fuck.
Awww 'the look on his face turns from shock to reassurance when he notices your expression'
"You know you have nothing to worry about, right? You and I are solid." aw omg stop??? so cute
"I'd never break your heart, Sophie, you know that, right?"
Oh we're getting three stress tests
"What if Wesley is already making out with Candace?" Nora STFU you bitch lol. If we were friends that would be funny, but we're not so shut your slut whore bitch mouth.
How insecure do you have to be to press the button because you found out that she's 22 and American? Like wtf? Yeah cool she's a model, but Jesus Christ, do you really think your man is going to fall over himself that easily? HE'S ON TV! HE'S BEING JUDGED FOR HIS ACTIONS!
'No, I trust Wesley' is obviously my choice.
"There's nothing hotter than a guy who knows what he wants and isn't afraid to go for it."
Yeah, cool, but this is just telling me that she wants him. Again, I am not phased.
Again, trusting Wesley. This is easy af
'Candace is perfection incarnate' Yeah but she's also got pink hair and my man's a CEO like fr he wants a WOMAN not a GIRL.
Okay as predicted, Candace is Cassia's ex (Lucky Candace... damn...)
'If she sees even a small opening with Wesley, she'll jump on the opportunity'.
Um yeah but she's not gonna.
God, this would be so much harder on a loyal Ryder route. I'd be genuinely shaking in my uggs rn.
Yay, I passed the easiest test in the world
Seriously you would have to be insanely jealous to fail this, the fuck???
Oh sweet we get $10k!!!
Ancient Greece Party!!! Writers should've made it a Roman Empire party just to keep it current and up to date
Amari - I've always wanted to dress like a goddess
Antoine - You don't do that already? Could've fooled me.
EXCUSE! ME! SIR! YOU'D BETTER HAVE THOSE LINES ON MY ALTERNATE ROUTE!
Why is Wesley literally in underwear tho
NO HE DID NOT JUST GREET ME LIKE THAT
"Sophie! There's my girlfriend!"
"I'm not interested in pursuing a taken person".... Why does this fill me with dread. What is she going to do? Is she gonna try and break us up and THEN pounce on him?
Cute toga, omg that one hairstyle (you know which one) it is CUTE
"His jaw goes slack as he takes you in" dear god who is writing these LIs and can you please take over LITG
OH HE LOOKS SO FUCKING HOT FJDKHGSBF
HE'S GOT A LITTLE LIGHTNING BOLT EARRING GUYS LOOK AT HIM
You suddenly feel shy under his smouldering gaze. (Oooof)
'I can't remember if I've ever mentioned, but my parents own a hotel nearby'
Yes babe you did but please take me aside and tell me exactly what you're planning on doing to me once we get there.
I am teetering on the edge of BFFs with Cassia, and then I'm hoping I can jump her bones. She's so hot I stg
Amari's outfit is so boring
NORA'S OUTFIT IS SO CUTE
Elena's outfit is so mid
ANTOINE'S GOT WINGS bhfkdsfasdhvdbs HAHAHAHHAHAHAH he's so fucking extra I can't
SLAY NAOMI I LOVE YOUR BUTTERFLIES
ONCE AGAIN ZAYN'S OUTFIT IS TOO MUCH he's got a lion head as a dick cover wtf hfkdbsahs
Excuse me while i thirst over cassia deeply
Blah blah blah playing beer pong with Wesley
WYM YOU'RE STARTING TO SOUND LIKE NAOMI
WHY YOU BEEN SPENDING TIME WITH HER
THIS IS MAKING ME MORE JEALOUS THAN THAT DATE EVER DID
bdhsfksdahfsd me distracting him though ahehehehehehhe
"That was a dirty trick, love."
Yeah, I know, that's why I did it. Now do it back.
OH ANTOINE'S TELLING AMARI HE LOVES HER aaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww
Since when are they that serious the fuck
"Should I say something to Amari?" About Antoine being noncommittal? When he's been all in for me since day one in my other playthrough? Nah babe, I'm good. I believe it.
Aww Wes brought me brekkie. OJ.
AWWW HE WANTS TO LEARN TO COOK FOR ME BECAUSE HE'S SHIT AT IT of course he is, he's never had time to cook because he's been too busy working.
WESLEY SLEEPS NAKED WESLEY SLEEPS NAKED OH MY GOODNESS HE'S GOING TO MAKE ME BREAKFAST WITHOUT ANY CLOTHES ON
Oh Lana's got snitching to do sigh.
WHAT THE FASHIONNOVA IS ZAYN WEARING HSKADFHBSDA
Oh Zayn and Nora in the suite?? I see I see.
okay i forgot to write during the workshop because Wesley
Literally stop Antoine and Amari are wearing matching outfits CEASE
Okay wait...
I decided to stay out of it, and Zayn and Nora got back. Lana annoucned they broke the rules, and then the game glitched back to my conversation with Amari about Antoine in the bathroom???
URGH i had to restart the episode.
skipping skipping skipping
Even though I'm replaying this i still forgot to take screenshots of the workshop. But trust me Wesley's dialogue is REALLY CUTE
muaahahhaha the benefit of getting a glitch is that now I know NOT TO TRUST ZAYN AND NORA
ha 'IMMEDIATELY WESLEY IS ON YOUR SIDE'
They learned from last season where people got SO MAD at Liam & Henri hahahahah
AW IS RYDER GOING!?!?!?
UM UM UM WHAT THEFUCK IS WESLEY GOING ON ABOUT? "What if Sophie walks away once I tell her?!"
BABE TELL ME WHAT!??!?!?
SOMEONE GET A BETTER SCREENSHOT THAN THIS PLEASE HUFDSHKAVFSBJASD I NEED A NEW SCREENSAVER
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Punz x Male! Soccer player! Reader. Pt 1.5
A drabble inside of my AU of Punzo <Link here if you want context lol>
Punz went Live!: Introducing...with face cam???
Y/N sat in his boyfriends gaming chair he had told him that he cpuld use his computer any time Y/N wanted and yes, he were using that to his advantage. Y/N waited about two minutes before testing the mic out.
"Hello..? I don't know hoe to work this thing so...uh is the mic working chaters?"
Orange_: its working
i-heart-mum: ayee punzo...that aint fucking punz-
Fossabot: im_notbean subscribed with a teir 1! Their on a 18 month streak!
gayfrogo: WHERE IS PUNZO-
"In case your wondering, no I'm not Luke. But I do know how to work his setup, which is his fault for teaching me how to use."
bee.boied: damn-
Fossabot: Orange_ subscribed with Twitch Prime! Their on a 5 month streak!
"Damn indeed but eh, his problem now. I do know I ain't messing with his valo and stuff, I swear he loves that shit more than me-" "Y/N." "Fuck-" "Seriously?! I know I told you that you could use my computer anytime you wanted but why the hell would you go live?!!." "Because why the fuck not? Plus you taught me how to use this shit." "Your lucky I love you." "That's gay." "Bitch."
im_notbean: we gonna ignore that orrrr....
Orange_: @ im_notbean we are
im_notbean: =|
"What? Your the one who's a bitch here." "How am I a bitch?" "Your acting like one Luke." "Aye." "Whatever." "Don't whatever me mister."
anons.379: anyone else enjoying the banter
i-love-karens: *Deleted Message*
Fossabot: @ i-love-karens please be nice in chat! Warning
itunes-slaphard: punzo and guest banter>>>>
"I will turn on the cam." "What would that do anyway?" "They get to see your neck?" "...Fuck you." "Already did." "That's gay." "I am though. So are you!?" "I'm bi. Their is a clear difference." "Bitch your still partly gay." "Shut up." "Also throw a fucking shirt on" "Oh piss off."
Orange_: anyone gonna clip this???
im_notbean: way ahead of you orange
Orange_: YIPPEE
Y/N looked at Luke who had thrown himself into the bed behind him and rolled the chair bsck towards him. He poked his cheek before he spun around and pulled the chair back to the desk before pressing the button to turn on the camera. Y/N blinked to adjust the brighness of the screen, he looked at chat reel quick and smiled as compliments flooded throughout the computer. He had challenged chat to see if they could guess who he was or what sport he played.
"Thank you Cristi for the 5 gifted and no, I don't play American Football...Baseball, no I used to play that." "Why can't I say anything thoughhhh." "Because you'll give away the answer :(" "Fine." "Thanl you Aprilz for the teir one...I don't play lacrosse either. Do you guys want a hint?"
im_notbean: PLEASEEEE
Orange: were beging here :((((
i-love-karens: 😭😭😭
Y/N laughed before giving a hint. "11 players and the feild is just a bit wider than an American football feild. I gave y'all some obvious ones here."
im_notbean: Soccer??
Orange_: soccer. were so dumb-
bee.boi: i feel stupid-
anons.379: bro...
"Luke is your chat saying their dumb normal-" "Sometimes but yeah, wait let me see."
Punz pulled himself from the bed and walked over to the chair and looked at chat, Punz snickered before looking bsck at his boyfriend and smiling. Y/N booped his nose, Punz looked at you confusion as he giggled. He booped his nose again.
"Boop!" "What are you doing??" "I'm booping you" "Huh..?" "You don't know what booping is?" "No, but the face when you do boop me is cute." "E-eh...that's kinda gay." "Uh- Bitch." "Whore." "Slut." "Fucktoy." "I am not a fucktoy." "You were last night." "I-Uh- Your gonna get me band on Twitch-" "Suffer." "Shut up." "Make me."
i-lovekat: wtf did i just join-
im_notbean: half of us dont even know either-
i-lovekat: fair
"Woah Y/N that's a little gay." "Motherfucker I am gay...for you ♡" "Uh- UMM...CHAT DON'T CLIP THAT." "Chat don't listen to him. Clip it." "Nooooooooo" "Ba-Luke...If you don't want them to it's fine by me, I'm just teasing." "Hmph." "Great...Chat this is your fucking fault."
Orange_: OI WHAT DID WE DO >:[
im_notbean: YEAH >:/
"You cliped that and now I'm getting the silent treatment! That sucks for me and you guys." "You can make it up to me." "I can! How!!" "Kiss me." "...What." "You heard me. Kiss-"
Y/N pulled Punz down and kissed his cheek. You could see Y/N say something but the mic didn't pick it up. All chat knew was that these two idols and idiots were in love.
Sorry this is so short :(
But I wanted to get something out because I got grounded lmao so yeah-
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soft launch.
in which, mick is soft launching you.
mich schumacher x reader.
fc: sophia birlem.
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mickschumacher: holiday season 🏝🗺
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fan1: wait a damn minute…
fan2: WHO IS THAT
fan3: with all due respect you look delicious but WHO is that lovely lady?
fan4: the pic is so cute omg
fan5: whoever that is i hope she’s good to him
fan6: NOT MY HUSBAND
fan7: mick soft launching?
fan8: the rings 🫠
fan9: who is that slut next to mick?
fan10: new wag alert
fan11: those comments are not it, he’s a grown ass man let him be
fan12: i bet he’s going to ditch her after summer ends lmao
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y/n just posted a story!
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y/n: say hi to mickey <3
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fan1: YOURE SO BEAUTIFUL OMG
fan2: mick is one lucky mf
fan3: they’re going to break up in a month mark my words
fan4: i’m literally heartbroken rn
fan5: my new parents
fan6: girlie run they’re coming for you
francisca.cgomes: cuties
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fan7: they compliment each other so well tho
mickschumacher: hi pretty lady
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fan8: mick i hope you can fight bc your girlfriend is GORG
fan9: the pictures are so cute omg
fan10: the mick girlies already crying in the comments
fan11: he hid her so well wdym he had a whole gf this entire time?
fan12: i’m so happy for him qjjabakzlzm
fan13: thanks for your service y/n, we now have tons of pictures of bf material mick
y/n: 🫡
fan14: the BIG ASS hickey in the first picture wtf
fan15: ew you can tell she’s classless
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y/n: my camera roll is full of cats we met on the street and mickey
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fan1: their vibe is so chill, they really match each other
fan2: i’m a lil sad that mick is dating someone but she seems nice
estebanocon: i see two owls in that pic
fan3: nooooo they’re so cute
fan4: she’s getting so much hate on twitter but she’s just minding her business??
fan5: WHORE
fan6: don’t worry guys she won’t last till the end of the season 🤭
fan7: the obsession y’all have with random men who don’t even know y’all exist is insane
fan8: so CUTE
fan9: i bet mick paid for everything lmao
mickschumacher: she actually paid the whole trip, i’m just her sugar baby
fan10: JAKQOSPSPPSPSOS BRO
fan11: and that’s how you clap back at haters, guys
fan12: if only others drivers were defending their gfs like mick is defending y/n
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y/n: ‘cars outside’ is out :)
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fan1: not it being a love song for mick :(
fan2: WHY am i crying hysterically about two adults being in love
fan3: "oh darling, all of the city lights, never shine as bright as your eyes." GOD
mickschumacher: why did i do to deserve you?
fan4: they’re so in love it’s almost disgusting
fan5: esteban will have to third wheel now lmao
estebanocon: i’ve been third wheeling for a year now
fan6: A YEAR???
fan7: THEY’VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR A YEAR??
fan8: a year like 365 days? damn schumacher
fan9: nah but hiding a whole gf for a year when you have crazy groupies up your ass every single day is insane
fan10: the cutest couple if you ask me
fan11: i just fell to my knees
fan12: WHEN IS IT MY TURN GODDAMNIT
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Netflix's Alexander: the making of a god.
So at like 2 am I discovered this docu-fiction exist. It's 8:30 am on the morning and I've just binged watch it. Worth it.
Him and Hephaestion being a thing right from the beginning. 1000+ points.
Points deducted for calling him "friend" though. and "Heph" cute but too modern, so kinda weird.
This Darius get bonus points for not being a coward, for being quite calm, caring for his wife, and upon learning that Alexander bedded her (a fact that seems to be inaccurate though) his reaction is not "she betrayed me" but "she hadn't much of a choice to survive and I'm gonna kill him".
Btw, not the documentary commented by professors in history and archeaology, saying Stateira, wife of Darius III, died giving birth to Alexander's son (and that Alexander rubbed it in Darius' face) because Plutarch - who was born 369 years after Alexander's death - said so. Other sources invalidate this theory (like the age of the child, being 4 to 7 years old when Stateira died, meaning he was already born when Alexander first met her). And other sources say Alexander only met her once, when he took Darius' camp and that was it.
However her daughter Strateira II (who might have been Barsine or her sister) did marry him but had no children with him.
He had 1 known son from Roxana, that's all. That's in part why his empire was so easily taken apart by his diadochi.
So I don't know why, except for drama) they went for that version nor why the professor corroborate it when it's the least likely.
Also Olympias' very modern make-up, mascara, blue eyeshadow, red lipsick. And Mazaeus' armor. WTF.
So far those are my main problems with the documentary. That and the greek/macedonian costumes and armor being too bleak.
Oh dear Hephaestion, you are never going home.
Look at him looking at Alexander as if he is thinking "you are lucky that I love you and I'm loyal to you, because I WILL follow you blindly to the end but gods it's not easy".
Alexander the Great, the embodiement of Live Fast, Die Young.
I'll very soon be older than he ever was but damn, what a life he had. Meanwhile here I am unemployed and purposeless.
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The Americans
This was introduced to me as "The best spy show you are ever gonna watch" I don't think I've ever watched a show about spies, tho. But I had to give it a chance cause Keri Russell is so pretty.
So, the show was really good but was too slow-burn for me. Like, I'm fine with not rushing things, but sometimes it was too slow.
Also, how dare they make me like a male character over a female one? Phillip was just so cool, a good person, a great father, and an amazing husband. He had a moral compass and I liked that about him.
I did like Elizabeth tho. I just feel she was missing something to make her more human, more relatable, idk. I know her whole thing was that she was loyal to her country but she didn't care about Phillip or her kids. She felt so cold sometimes that it was boring.
I remembered that they were nominated for some awards. Imagine my surprise when I look it up, cause there is no way that Keri doesn't have an Emmy, and wtf? She deserved an Emmy only for her forehead vein alone. I know I was rooting for the people who won but damn.
Awards ain't shit man.
Now, I liked Paige. I got lucky cause I got to see her development faster. I can't imagine the hate she must have gotten when the show was airing, she probably got the Skylar White treatment.
And I'm sorry but she was an interesting character to me. She was annoying in the first season but she grew on me what can I say.
The other main character was Stan who I found so useless in the first 5 seasons. He was never on the verge of figuring out shit. It felt rushed tbh.
But I was emotional when he faced them and knew the truth
But there was nothing more useless than the rezindentura. That's the reason why season 6 is perfect. We are not wasting time in Russia. Following Oleg in his own spin-off.
Well, Henry was kinda useless too until the end when Stan started to ask the right questions.
There is a trend in twitter that people post an emotional scene of a TV show without context. Someone post this
I was so tense the whole episode thinking Phillip was going to die. And then Paige got off the train and I was gagged. And I get it why would she want to go to Russia and leave her brother alone, but damn
Nobody died at the finale but this was one of the most devastating season finale I've ever seen.
Did I enjoy the show? Well, yes
Would I recommend it to someone? I don't know
Am I going to watch The Diplomat because of Keri Rusell? Most likely
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MAG12 - First Aid, more review time
GERARD KEAY! HOW DARE YOU HANG OUT WITH THAT CULT! I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED! YOUR ARCHIVIST IS NOW FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK, AND IT'S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE, WE'LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME!
This episode may not be scary, but I must say that it's mysterious and it's hilarious. I'll explain in a minute.
Gerard Keay is the Batman of TMA, he would get along with Dean Winchester like a house on fire and he deserves his own movie, hell, a tv show. I mean, he lives in an action movie, what the fuck is he doing in this episode in Christmas Eve??? All he has was a suit, a zippo with an eye on it, a long black coat and was being basically a goddamn hero???
Dude's crazy and we love him for that
Quotes for this one:
Ms Saraki is not a poet nor she's dramatic, so I don't have much to comment from her. Every single paranormal bit had me like "sis, run" at every turn. Mad respect for her.
"There’s obviously a lot to unpack here, so let’s start with what is provable." - Jon "I hate my job" Sims, April 17th 2016
Sometimes I want to stranggle him, wtf you mean "provable" Jonathan???
“Veepalach” might also be a mishearing of the Polish word “wypalać”, according to Martin, which means to cauterize or brand. Admittedly, if Martin speaks Polish in the same way he “speaks Latin,” then he might be talking nonsense again, but I’ve looked it up and it appears to check out." - Jon "You must be proffessional at work" Sims
Emotional constipation strikes again!
"It has not escaped my notice that this is the second time Gerard Keay has turned up in this Archive." - Jon Sims, completely unaware of everything
"(...) and if we’re lucky maybe we already have a statement from him tucked away somewhere in these damn files." - Jon Sims about Gerard Keay
yeah, a statement from Gerry, i know how that would be:
JURGEN LEITNER? STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING JURGEN LEITENER GOD DAMN FOOL BOOK COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING JURGEIN LEITNER STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT JURGEIN LEITENER I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP BOOKS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT---
"At 03:11:22, it shows everybody in that room, which I personally counted at twenty-eight people, standing up and calmly filing out of the doors. (...) The rest of the staff and patients do not return until 03:27:12, over fifteen minutes after they left, when they walk back in through the same doors. The footage does not contain any sound, and no alarm of any sort was recorded, so I cannot offer any guess as to why they left, or what they were doing in the intervening time." - Jon Sims, scared af
notice how he "personally counted all 28 people", woah, I liked this bit soooooo much.
"There is one other thing that Sasha highlighted, however. At 03:22:52, the feed cuts out for less than a second, and is replaced for a single frame by a close-up of a human eye, staring back through the video feed." - Also Jon
wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf
General overview:
Vibe: great, absolutely great, wtf gerry
Horror: spoooooooooky
Audio: pretty ASMR in general
Humour: just the facts, and Jon being neurodivergent
Score: 10/10
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POPCULTURE Zayn Malik and Y/N L/N spotted together at LAX airport today
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zaynfan5 wtf is going on
y/nfan2 ARE THEY TOGETHER!!?!
zaynfan11 I hope so
zaynfan1 this was not on my 2022 bingo card
zigishipper am i the only 1 who misses Gigi?
zaynfan12 yes
y/nfan if she’s happy im happy ❤️
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Y/nNews Y/n waving to fans outside the venue earlier today
y/nfan2 I’m so excited!
y/nfan I talked to her!
y/nfan12 omg ur so lucky
y/n95 im so jealous!! 😭
y/nfan2 I love her 😍
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ZaynNews Zayn taking photos with fans outside of @Y/nL/n concert tonight
zaynfan4 why is he at Y/n’s concert?
y/nfan I think Zayn and Y/n are dating guys….
zaynfan12 maybe just friends who travel and support each other
y/nfan9 gurl u know damn well it’s not friendship
zaynfan12 ik 😔
y/nfan8 I hope they’re together
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Y/nL/n thx to everyone who came out last night! It was wonderful to hear your beautiful voices. Now on to the next stop of tour!
y/nfan8 ahh! I’m so excited!
y/n1 you did so good last night!
y/nfan5 omg Zayn liked this!
zaynfan7 why did Zayn like this?
Zayn 🤍
Y/nL/n 🖤
zaynfan12 wtf is going on!?!
y/nfan83 so confused
zaynfan74 gurl we all confused don’t worry
zaynfan92 can’t blame him she’s so hot
•Face claim is Jade Thirwall of Little Mix
•also no hate to Gigi but I had to pick her or Perrie
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FREND!! THE DLC!! I was waiting til you posted your thoughts <3 so glad you overall liked it <3 Ethan confirmed wanting to be a househusband cooking for Rose, walking her to school, singing her to sleep I'm so T_T my heart is exploded
chris redfield pls go and stay gone, relentlessly trying to recruit a 16 year old who doesn't know ANYTHING about her father bc you totally fcking failed to do so in, again, 16 motherfking years - like, seriously???
she LITERALLY says " I don't know the first thing about him " chris WTF, how could you just say 'he died protecting you'
; bullied constantly, and if we go by what Eveline made her relive with the dolls, pretty damn harshly, that she can't trust people and has self-worth in the negatives (but she still fights! just like her daddy) - and the only thing we know he did is tell the teacher she isn't contagious? and she stayed there for more bulling?? what part of 'take care of her' didn't you get?? mia I'm side eyeing bc she 'hasn't seen her in ages' but we don't know how long 'ages' is, she didn't tell her anything about her dad?
ahem back to gushing about my moldy babss
The letter. THE LETTER. Ethan you sap. Best sap.
Also I can't recall any other videogame father who tells their child 'I love you' so many times <3 <3 <3 and calls her, sweetie, sweetheart, honey and jellybean ♥♥
"You have me" don't mind me I'll just be here crying
The moment he pushes Rose out of the way from Evie's attack had me just :O
Trying to 1v1 Miranda without weapons...
(...New Ethan pained sounds and lines and getting tossed around and impaled 👀 sorry the whump is strong in this not to mention it)
(but not Rose's!! those death screams are awesome but she's bby and I don't wanna see her too hurt)
and the ending ;_; ... fck it, I say it IS Ethan walking towards the car, Jellybean was able to pull the ring outta the Megamycete consciousness so why not her daddy? that's what I'm choosing to believe ♥♥♥
-laa
AAAAAHHHH I was waiting for you to come to my inbox and gush about it!!
God yeah despite my criticisms the story did a great job at completely breaking me. They went so hard for the feels and I can't help feeling grateful for that. Ethan and Rose may be badasses, yet the narrative doesn't try to show their emotional moments as an exception to the rule. It embraces their sensitive natures and shows it as part of them, along with their badassery. And I love that so much, I love that they allowed Ethan to be a total sap with his daughter. From the words he told her as "Michael", to showing her his thoughts from the house, TO THAT LETTER, to saving her, to having a tearjerker moment with her at the end! There was no shame, only love for their characters and the little but precious time they got to spend together.
Yeah uhm about Chris... I am hearing theories that Capcom wants to take it to a route where Chris has a corruption arc and just turns into a villain, and honestly, with what they gave us from this DLC? It wouldn't surprise me if they really took it there. If that interview was correct, that said that Chris took Rose out of Mia's custody - though I guess that happened before Rose started school, in her diary, up until that point, she said Mommy taught her some stuff, so she was with her for some time. And yeah it is very sus that Mia didn't tell her about Ethan? Like even if Rose was like 6 when Chris took her, that's enough to learn a few stuff about her dad. That's just part of my unanswered questions from this story. Though having Ethan say "I'm so lucky to have you both in my life" tells me Author's Intent is to not hate on Mia, and that's enough for me to think Rose reunites with her at some point and they rebuild their relationship. I mean, again, what was the point of showing Mia holding Rose in her arms as the last shot of the main game, if Rose ends up completely estranged from her?!
But yeah, Chris' behaviour is completely unforgivable. All about not telling her anything about Ethan (and don't come at me about "uwu Chris is feeling guilty and it hurts him to talk about Ethan" THAT'S NOT ROSE'S PROBLEM YET HE MADE IT ONE!), leaving her in a school where she gets constantly bullied, not building her up emotionally yet pestering her about joining his force. Like on one hand he doesn't try to make her feel okay with herself, but on the other it's not bad for him to use her powers. It's almost as if Ethan didn't die to stop someone from using Rose for their own benefit :) :) :)
Anyway as you said back to positive things
Yeah in the main game we see Ethan's determination to save Rose physically, in the DLC we see his determination to help her emotionally. He's supportive, helpful, excited for her successes, even sassy but still supportive when she's being stubborn (I mean, like father like daughter right), and then he goes full-on emotional with everything. When he asks her if she resents her father...
I don't think I've ever felt physical pain from an ellipsis before. The way he sounds so hesitant to ask that because he's afraid of what she might answer, but still wants her to be honest and talk about it since it seems to upset her so much. That he's ready to listen to her ire about him, if that is the case. It's like that ellipsis is the physical manifestation of how much his heart is breaking at this moment, fearing that his own daughter hates him because he wasn't able to be there for her. And I love, love, love that they gave him this moment. For him to ask her that so hesitantly, and for her to immediately spill her heart out about how she wished he was there. It's all emotion and feelings and it's given its proper time instead of being rushed for the sake of macho horror and shoot 'em up stuff.
And like... an entire section dedicated to what Ethan loved about his baby daughter and how he wondered what she'll be like growing up. Because all he wanted was to be there for her... and THAT FUCKING LETTER breaks me because it's all things he wanted more than anything else to do and yet he didn't get to do ;_; and reading it to her in his voice, opening up his heart to her and showing her as much of himself as he could to her! It's just all emotional build-up and connection between the two... and then! Then! He doesn't hold anything back when Eveline curses at her. "You have me" - I LOVE THAT SO MUCH ETHAN I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!! If he was trying to keep up the role of Michael, at this moment he dropped it completely. Having seen how low Rose sees herself, he just openly stands by her side and supporting her when someone else tries to break her down. And then he manifests to protect her from Eveline, facing her ire himself instead. And when he tells Rose to keep going and find that crystal, he sounds so desperate yet so determined to help her even if he suffers for it... OH MY GOOOOOD T_T
And yeah the way he just run up to Miranda - who was already in her powered-up evolved form - without any weapons but his own unbreakable determination and love for his daughter... the way he gets hurt and screams in pain and all he wants is for Rose to get to safety... but Rose is her dad's daughter and cannot leave him like this. She cannot walk away without talking to him on her own terms! And he sacrifices what little power he has left to help Rose, once again pushing through pain and death to protect her from being lost and used. I wanna SCREAM. I love them both so much 😭😭
And yeah mmm btw never feel bad about mentioning whump I mean you know I'm here for it 👀👀 the way he screamed when Miranda's attack impaled him? My baby boy <3 Todd Soley giving it his all again <3 On the other hand Rose is baby and nothing should ever happen to her like, ever. It's Ethan's job to get whumped in his daughter's place <3
And then he feels he failed her because she took her powers back to go back to him and defeat Miranda... but it was all Rose. Being "normal" did not matter to her anymore, what mattered to her was to have a chance to talk to her dad for real; and the way she took her powers back and she like, became so much more powerful she could evade Miranda and absorb her attacks to hit her back, because now she had accepted them as part of herself. It was not a mistake, it was not a sacrifice; and all Ethan wanted was for her to be happy, so he's not sad for her. He's proud. And he gets to move on knowing his daughter would do anything for him in return. She started off upset and confused because she didn't know him, and she ended up reciprocating the devotion he showed towards her. I am completely ruined by this, by the way :)
And I thought that his last words being "Goodbye, Rosemary" was devastating?? Boy I was NOT ready for "I'm so proud of you. I'm so very proud of you. I love you, Rose". The way those lines are delivered will probably stay with me like, forever. It may be less than 24 hours since I watched the playthrough, but they're already up on the top of my all-time favourite lines from fictional media. Once again, it's not only shamelessly so, it's proudly emotional and openly broken. It breaks them and it breaks us. They deserved this reconnection and we deserved crying like babies over it. I love it.
And yeah in the epilogue, considering Rose's powers would grow stronger since she's accepted them and is training with them, maybe her love for her dad on the day of his birthday was strong enough to manifest him back into reality. Unless proven otherwise we choose to believe so!
Feel free to talk to me more about it, I am certainly not done screaming talking about it myself :D 💙
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