Diana , writting a letter to Anastasia before her death : "But what I hope most of all is that you understand what I mean when I tell you that, even though I do not know you, and even though I may never meet you, laugh with you, cry with you, or kiss you, I love you. With all my heart, I love you. Diana."
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Lucas: Your honor, the client was found-
Ijiekel: Objection! Lack of evidence
Lucas:
Lucas: Objection! Lack of bitches!
Ijiekel: Objection! Lack of father!
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every shoujo protagonist: Helpful grammar tip: “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for metaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance!
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Policeman: You are all under arrest for having three people riding on a motorcycle
Athanasia: My dad will hear about this!
Lucas: Party pooper
Jennette: Wait, three?
Policeman: Uhm yes
Athanasia, realizing: Oh shit-
All three: Ijikiel fell off!
In the middle of nowhere
Ijikiel, sitting on the floor: Man
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Athanasia x Arhen incorrect quotes ft. Jennette and Arienne
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Arhen : You are an absolute fucking dork.
Athanasia , singing: Yeah, but I'm your dork!
Arhen : *sighs* Yeah, you're my dork.
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Arhen : *sees someone doing something stupid*
Arhen : What an idiot.
Arhen : *realizes it's Athanasia *
Arhen : Wait, that's MY idiot!
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Athanasia , trying to comfort Arhen : What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.
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Arhen : You know, Athanasia , you are the sun in my life.
Athanasia : Why? Cause I'm smoking hot?
Arhen : Because it hurts my eyes looking at you.
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Athanasia , watching Arhen and Arienne fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?
Jennette , not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other.
Athanasia : Then... who’s the strongest out of you three?
Arhen : Jennette .
Arienne : Jennette .
Jennette : Me.
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Jennette , watching Athanasia & Arienne panic : What's going on?
Arhen : Athanasia is having a midlife crisis and Arienne is just having a crisis.
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Jennette : So, everyone, what does a story NEED?
Arienne : A character!
Arhen : A setting!
Athanasia , a gleam in their eyes, in a near-whisper: REVENGE.
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athanasia: ugh, crushes are the worst!
lucas: yeah. whenever i’m near someone i have a crush on, i start acting stupid.
athanasia: you’re always acting stupid.
lucas:
lucas: don’t think about that one too hard.
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Athanasia: If you found out you only had one day left to live, what would you do?
Ijekiel: Say my goodbyes.
Cabel: Something illegal.
Jennette: Cry.
Lucas: Message ten people that if they don’t forward the message to ten people, I’ll die tomorrow.
Athanasia: Lucas-
Cabel: that’s fucking awesome, can I change my answer?
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Rosalia: when you become Emperor you can have all of Obelia
Jennette: I don't want Obelia
Rosalia: Siodonna??
Jennette: I don't want a country!
Rosalia: what do you want?
Jennette: I want you to be nice and stop Athy’s execution. I want Athy to be released from prison.
Rosalia: why?
Jennette: Because she’s my only friend and I care about her!
Rosalia: oh my god you are such a spoiled brat. No.
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Chaeah : I have a problem with this person
Yoonsu : is it a "I like them" problem or a "their dead body won't fit in my car " problem
Chaeah : the former one
Yoonsu: awh too bad . I could have helped u out if it were the latter
Yes yes guys I am aware that yoonsu is crazily in love with chaeah but I think that they fit into this incorrect quote
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Athanasia: Jennette, its time we had the talk
Jennette: But I'm older than y-
Athanasia: Shh, listen.
Athanasia, looking at the distance: Women
[air swooshing noises idk]
Jennette: Understood...??
Athanasia: Good
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