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**Shots of the Episode**
The White Lotus (2021)
Season 2, Episode 3: “Bull Elephants” (2022)
Director: Mike White
Cinematographer: Xavier Grobet
#shots of the episode#the white lotus#mike white#the white lotus season 2#the white lotus s2#white lotus#white lotus spoilers#xavier grobet#hbo#hbo max#bull elephants#aubrey plaza#will sharpe#2022#theo james#jennifer coolidge#haley lu richardson#michael imperioli#f. murray abraham#sabrina impacciatore#cinematography#simona tabasco#beatrice grannò#2022 tv#1.78:1#screencaps#screenshots#stills
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TANYAAAA you will always be famous omg i thought for sure all the hints were red herrings. i’m so sad
portia is a chronically online lost early-20s-year-old who thought she was unsatisfied with life until it got really real and albie is an ok dude who wants to be a feminist but still views women as simply victims and bartering tools. two privileged idiots who are made for each other
daphne is the only one who is actually living life on her own terms within that plot line and slaying while doing it.
harper and ethan’s marriage probably doesn’t last without becoming what daphne and cam’s is if i had to guess
lucia and mia slayed this entire season and got everything they wanted bc they were (mostly) upfront about their desires and what they were willing to give for them
valentina icon lesbiana
jennifer coolige gave us the line deliveries “he’s kinda fucking his uncle” and “the gays, they’re trying to murder me” and we should all be thankful for that
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THE WHITE LOTUS IS THE BEST SHOW ON TV
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Everyone hates Portia from WLS2 but I honestly don’t get why??? Like, she’s literally the embodiment of most 20-something year olds: Depressed, wants dick, dresses horribly AND she’s a fucking disaster??? Tbh she’s one of the more relatable characters this season lol
#like people hate her for ditching Albie when y’all know damn well you would’ve done the same smh#white lotus#white lotus s2#white lotus spoilers#wl
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Elimination Round 1: Poll 12
#tournament polls#howard hamlin#better call saul spoilers#tanya mcquoid#white lotus spoilers#sayaka miki#madoka magica spoilers#manny calavera#grim fandango spoilers#diallos hoslow#elden ring spoilers#better call saul#white lotus#puella magi madoka magica#grim fandango#elden ring#elimination round#elimination round 1
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white lotus killed its one gay character by having the world's straightest man run him through with a kitchen knife after he shit in his suitcase.
it was only right for the next season to have a lesbian character who suffers relatively little trauma and gets two new girlboss besties for friends who're gonna help her get a girlfriend.
gotta fight the bad juju.
#white lotus#im joking#armond didnt deserve what he got but it wasnt so much about him being gay as him being on sooooo many drugs#white lotus spoilers#but i love valentina#we stan valentina
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Nick after being served some basghetti
#White lotus#white lotus spoilers#white lotus season 2#White lotus season 2 spoilers#what we do in the shadows#wwdits#wwdits movie
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funniest ending ever
#white lotus blogging#albie di grasso#i would tag portia but she doesn't have a last name lol#white lotus spoilers
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No, I WANT Greg to return in S3, and I want Tanya to fucking haunt him from BEYOND THE GRAVE.
Belinda cursed her; now, she's paying it forward.
#white lotus#white lotus spoilers#the white lotus#the white lotus spoilers#twl#twl spoilers#tanya mcquoid#belinda lindsey#anti-greg hunt#not that he has any stans
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tommaso the boat captain with the little cap is a final girl
#the white lotus#the white lotus spoilers#white lotus spoilers#possibly whats his face as well if he made it to shore
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**Shots of the Episode**
The White Lotus (2021)
Season 2, Episode 2: “Italian Dream” (2022)
Director: Mike White
Cinematographer: Xavier Grobet
#shots of the episode#the white lotus#mike white#the white lotus season 2#the white lotus s2#white lotus#white lotus s2 e2#italy#white lotus spoilers#xavier grobet#italian dream#hbo#2022#michael imperioli#jennifer coolidge#aubrey plaza#theo james#haley lu richardson#f. murray abraham#jon gries#cinematography#beatrice grannò#simona tabasco#2022 tv#1.78:1#screencaps#screenshots#stills#tv stills#tv screencaps
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immediately I knew: I had to screenshot
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Armond - he's beauty, he's grace, he'll take a shit in your suitcase
Most wondrous hotel manag'r to be
until he wast not to be
wasn't the arch nemesis of little b1tch shane
until he did start doing coc@1ne
- Spit It Like Shakespeare (Adria Draca)
#adria draca#spit it like shakespeare#writing#poetry#short poem#satire#parody#shakespeare#hbo hotd#white lotus hbo#hbo show#white lotus sicily#white lotus spoilers#white lotus season 1#white lotus#the white lotus#white lotus season 2#white lotus s2#armond#the last of us#house of the dragon#murray bartlett
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Series finale: Tom after snapping and shooting everyone at Waystar, cornering Logan who’s bleeding out his mouth:
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Armond’s arc in Season 1 of the White Lotus is literally all I want for Tom in Season 4….. I need to Logan to fire him so he can do a fuckton of drugs with Greg, take a shit in Logan’s office, and then get stabbed
#white lotus spoilers#‘is this like…. a kamikaze thing? are you taking me down with you?’ could absolutely be Greg dialogue
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