the scariest type of wot fan I've encountered is the one who said "I've read the books" only to reveal that they'd just read....................... moiraine's appearances
The Kingdom of the Wicked/Princes of Sin books (I know Princes of Sin is the Adult Standalone Spinoff Series, but come on now... KotW was Adult and I stand by that) have genuinely fun high stakes plots that are like "my boyfriend is the devil, actually; thoughts?" and "my people are crumbling into madness and now I have to do a supernatural scavenger hunt to fix it" HOWEVER Kerri Maniscalco is also DELIGHTFULLY good at engineering the WILDEST Romance Reasons moments, and there are like 10 per book.
Among them:
--"you must go into the Lake of Naked Honesty, which means y'all get naked and can't tell lies, especially if the question is 'are you turned on right now'"?
--"we must travel through the SIN CORRIDOR to get to my house, and during that time you will be tested by all the sins, including lust, which will make you super horny and ready to hop on my dick, I'm sorry, I don't make the rules"
(at one point, it could be argued that one of the heroes probably DOES in fact make the rules, but he's not fighting them)
--"oh no, I caught you committing murder! Quick, let's fake an engagement to save your reputation!" (?????)
--"my brothers said the only way we would pass the test would be if we fucked in this cage, maybe with them watching"
--"shucks, we must stay in this tiny shack together in the cold, with only one bed, which is made out of pine needles I braided together, I sure hope you don't shove your ass up against my dick" (the braid detail is so important to me)
--"we must travel on these Lust Gondolas, and if you want to suck my dick on the Lust Gondolas, DON'T DO IT, I'm telling you, DO NOT, get UP, STOP--"
I am begging leftists to realize that you can criticize, even condemn Israel’s actions without resorting to Holocaust revisionism or regurgitating Nazi rhetoric
I know I went on a rant today about scott but I cannot for the life of me remember what I said.. I know it was about the flower stuff with jim and saus and then also whatever scott said to owen. But. Dang. My brain is mush. I was so fucking heated too god damn.
while source hunting i found "Determined Raptures": St. Sebastian and the Victorian Discourse of Decadence by Richard A. Kaye which i think is about what i was talking about a few months ago abt st sebastian always being drawn sexually, but it goes into why which is cool
link to me going on abt st sebastian always being so erotic that is mostly for me because i keep losing it and i need a link or else it will be lost forever
reading a fic and it’s Sooo good but the author is clearly a brand new wattpad refuge and they keep putting their a/n In the actual chapter itself rather than putting it in the. yk. a/n section. 😥😥