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the-busy-ghost · 1 year

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Alright I’ve started by separating my “modern” literature section (i.e. poems, plays, and novels published after 1600), which is easier than the rest because, having temporarily parked the idea of separating out the plays from the novels, I can just arrange them alphabetically by author’s surname.

A bit of quick stacking later and I have to admit I have a serious Wodehouse problem- the stack of Wodehouse books alone is larger than the stack for every other letter and has to be set apart from the others in the W category. And I know for a fact that Plum’s pile isn’t as large as it could be, since I’ve torn through quite a few library and audiobooks in my time.

#It has some competition from the M pile but that's just because the A Song of Ice and Fire books are massive #I'm still not sure whether I'm going to get rid of those #Also I realise my definition of 'modern' will be controversial #After all what does Aphra Behn have in common with P.G. Wodehouse that she doesn't with Shakespeare and Marlowe #But if Shakespeare is allowed to leave the pre-1600 section I won't be able to sleep #The organisation of that section is infinitely more important and careful as it's more relevant to my academic interests #Meanwhile the post-1600 section has very few seventeenth and eighteenth century books #And mostly is just full of things read for pleasure (hence the oversaturation of Wodehouse)#I'm interested to see the stats on this section though because I know I read a lot more 19th century books #But because I've not bought copies of quite a few of the ones I've read it looks like I read more 20th century lit #Which is not entirely accurate #Anyway I wasn't an English student so haven't the same literary ideals #And the large pile of Wodehouse is the equivalent of a large box of tea in an otherwise ordinary kitchen #Necessary to get through the week #Earth & Stone #books #Based on author initials it's a bit difficult to calculate numbers anyway- I only have two Austen books and 1 Burns #But that's because they're collections- 1 complete works of Austen 1 complete works of Burns and one book with 4 Austen novels (a gift)#By contrast H gets a boost in numbers because the complete James Herriot series is all individual books rather than an anthology

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kaialone · 15 days

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#guilty gear #guilty gear xrd #faust guilty gear #my edit #copypasta #saw this screenshot floating around alot and felt like making this edit #obligatory mention that obvs as a meme this isn't entirely accurate to how Faust would act in canon #I mean #well #obviously while Faust is quite humble and doesnt even wanna be called doctor and all #he also has this prideful boastful side to him which I'm sure is mostly him acting out the kind of person he thinks he OUGHT to be and all #I mean that gods gift to mankind quote is something he says #so maybe he'd tweet something like this to perform that kinda vibe #edit nooo I made a stupid error but I fixed it

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royalarchivist · 3 months

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[A sad violin song plays over an image of a sad hamster]

Pac: This doesn't have anything to do with me – I wear a blue sweatshirt, you're crazy, this mouse doesn't even have a sweatshirt, this hamster! [Reading chat] Am I a depressed hamster?

[ Transcript continued ↓ ]*

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Pac: Actually– that's fine! I embrace that idea – of course I'm going to be depressed, are you crazy? [He hits his desk, then starts counting off people on his fingers] Fit is gone, Richarlyson is gone, Ramon is gone, Bagi and Empanada who were always there when we were there are also gone, I haven't seen them! It's just me and Tubbo, and sometimes Philza shows up.

Pac: I lost Chume Labs, I lost the Favela, I lost Murder Mystery, I lost Ilha Chume Labs, it's crazy! Look at how much I've lost, and I've gained nothing! Of course I'm going to be depressed, are you crazy?! How am I supposed to be happy?!

Pac: [Reading chat] "You have us Pac," that's true, thank you. No, that's true, sorry.

* NOTE: Please note that this is an incomplete transcript, as I was primarily relying on Aypierre's translation mod at the time and if I am not confident of the translation, I do not include it. As always, please feel free to add on translations or message me corrections.

#Pactw #QSMP #Pac #March 18 2024 #As much as I love keeping people updated about Pac / the other Portuguese-speaking creators #I think I might not make as many transcribed posts for their clips anymore #I just don't think I'm qualified enough to be transcribing things for a language I don't know #like yeah we have the Qlobal Translator and Aypierre's translators to rely on #And I'm always upfront when I'm not 100% sure about a translation #but I've been thinking about it a lot and it kinda makes me feel a bit icky. Idk.#I might be overthinking this but I just I don't want to spread around translations I'm not super confident about #esp. since I know a lot of people cite my clips in analysis posts or link them to other people as resources #and 90% of the time I'm like ''Hell yeah I love seeing people getting a lot of use out of the archive''#but sometimes I get a bit anxious like ''Did I do a good enough job translating this''#''Am I ruining someone's entire perception of a conversation or character because I left one word out or mistranslated something?''#And like I said that's normally not a HUGE concern since if I'm not certain about a translation I just won't post a clip. but you know #idk it might just be the anxiety talking but I really really don't want to spread bad info #Happy to hear other folks' perspective #I'm really grateful for people like Bell and Pix and others who translate clips and I always try to reblog those #but we don't have a ton of people posting clips & translating things on Tumblr since we're so English-centric #which is part of the reason WHY I like sharing clips of the non-English-speaking CCs #but at the same time I want to do an accurate job representing what they're saying #Maybe I'll just start posting things and give a TLDR context of what they're talking about but not a transcript #that way native-speakers can hop in and add translations if that's something they're comfortable doing #and if not then well. at least I'm not sharing something that isn't super accurate #idk I'm just thinking out loud a bit in the tags #But I'm open to hearing other people's thoughts on the matter #Anyways giant rant aside. q!Pac is NOT doing ok rn

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theminecraftbee · 1 month

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that comment DID make me think about. so the thing is that iskall life series would either be really really good at it (he is decently cracked mechanically! he's good at callouts!) or really bad at it (throw for content) and tbh i don't know which i prefer,

#'throw for content' isn't ENTIRELY accurate he wouldn't actually throw for content he's too competative #however he WOULD become consumed by the bit #which is the same thing.

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radioactive-mouse · 1 year

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i have GOT to get more insane abt lifeseries joel and grian. they’re so fucking everything. late game last life for them really is like the both of us are at our absolute lowest and can’t really be bothered to care anymore, but there is a kind of freedom in allowing yourself to pretend you’re a monster without remorse, to let yourself grow vicious in a way you’ve been trying to rein yourself in from. the two of them take each other hands, all grasping claws and sharp-toothed grins, and say monsters it is then, just the two of us. they just. they understand each other in a way nobody else quite does. the two of them settle together in limlife and,,, they can just feel the seconds counting down until their names turn red and the world grows sharper and they grow sharper with it. they’re comfortable with what they’ve got— jimmy and the bad boys and the bread bridge and all of that, it’s lovely— but there’s an anxious, giddy anticipation growing between them and they can both feel it.

#uraaggrrhhr i love them…..#trafficblr #limited life #grian #smallishbeans #last life #i’ve been affectionate calling them wolf duo since last life #which i know is not entirely accurate anymore considering 1. pearl and ren also both have wolf stuff going on and 2. wolves are just kinda #common practice on most of the server now #but also URAAGRHRH i got too attached to them with wolf imagery #just. ugh. them and their fanged grins and pack of hounds surrounding them. absolute fucking insanity i tell you #this is an extremely niche post made basically just for me but i hope you see the vision #mouse.txt

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0sbrain · 1 year

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i think one of my least favorite troupes in tf2 fanfics has to be scout finds x and y are dating and freaks out/starts being openly homophobic towards them because "canon typical homophobia"

they are mercenaries. fucking contract killers. do you think anyone gives a flying fuck about homosexuality being illegal? you see, they are ok with murder and gruesome violence, HOWEVER they draw the line at two men holding hands because the words on the paper say it's a no no

he would probably tease them because, that's normal that's what friends and annoying coworkers do. and sometimes he might step on a line. but my dear friends. if scout was genuinely homophobic to any of the other mercs, im afraid he wouldn't survive the winter (irse a mimir). he would get snapped by a twig and it doesn't even have to be by the merc he was insulting. anyone in the vicinity would suplex his ass. son, we all suck dick here. get used to it

#also the administrator wouldn't give a flying fuck #she would file it under “potential blackmail if things go south” and leave it as that #because her only investment on the war is draining the Mann brothers of their money and getting to their australium #also this is assuming that homosexuality was illegal in the tf2 universe #which first of all what purpose does it serve to the narrative? that scout says the word faggot?#and secondly do you think that shakesperacles universe needs to 100% accurate to our own?#im not saying you cant do period typical homophobia but it needs to make sense #would a private in the army make remarks towards his veterans in this situation? it's not exactly the same but you get me #this is even without entering into the entire “army gay” debacle #tf2 #i was a little bit mad could you tell

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qroier · 7 months

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thinking about the entire speech cellbit made after green gay ninjas got eliminated. thinking about how he played el triste by jose jose. thinking about "i think he's sad but he doesn't want to show it". about "i wish i could've been that someone you needed to not be alone anymore". thinking about their vows and "as long as i'm here you will never be alone" and "i will always be by your side for anything you need". about "i'll look for you and until i find you i will not stop" and "i won't let them, i won't allow them to take you". thinking of temos todo o tempo do mundo / we have all the time of the world and la historia de este amor se escribio para la eternidad / the story of this love was written for eternity. about "it's cellbit and me against the world" and "as long as we're together we will be able to win" and "but we have one another at least". and also thinking about roier's y yo que (and what of me) after the bomb exploded. about how he never said te amo back. about how his only reaction upon getting back to quesadilla island was an incredibly telling "everything is the same, except cellbit, who's dead" and a stupid joke about his tennis shoes saving them. thinking of hoy quiero saborear mi dolor, no pido compasion ni piedad / today i want to savor my pain, i don't ask for compassion nor pity. thinking about how spiderbit was separated. but most of all, thinking about how their reunion will go. when it finally happens

#qsmp #spiderbit #good morning everyone i spent like an entire hour going through double checking making sure my quotes were accurate listening to #The spiderbit songs (the reason (which didn't) fit el triste and tempo perdido)#this is not analysis because there is zero explanation and reasoning but it definitely is evidence. and thoughts lkjsdfklsd #if anything this is my version of webweaving #being totally honest i am not fully sure what webweaving is but it always seems to try its best to tear my heart to shreds sooooo #roier #cellbit #speaking

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bolithesenate · 6 months

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everyone's least favorite Temple Guard, Ranatward Missalek, also known as 'Nat' or 'that absolute menace'

#*slaps xem* this bitch can fit so many broken regulation in xem #also dont come at me i drew that uniform entirely from memory so its probably less tan accurate #lets just say its n older model #jedi oc #art for my fic #my art #star wars #random boli thoughts #im just on an art roll today apparently which is fun #jedi temple guard

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sideblogdotjpeg · 2 months

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hey guys does anybody know whats the date today

#.... SORRY.#posts by me dot com #ok. i rembered it was hs day today and did this in about. 1 hour. at 5am rip #i. TTRULY did not spend enough time + i dont rmb enough to give them accurate and true classpects. but #okay. heres my rationale for all of them #callie rogue. obvs. her family are smugglers. she took one of those smuggled goods (serpent egg) and tried to give it to someone better.#stealing and redistributing hope etc. hope i chose for idea of potential & infinite possibilities (destiny peregrines).#also if i rmb right.. hope is one of the classes for like losers. which. i mean that is all of duck teams. losers who realise they suck #AND kick ass #sol blood. connections & bonds we fight for. also his whole arc abt family. etc etc #page because. ok uh #pages have a whole thing of starting out as nobodies and becoming someone. v dteam. i did also consider giving him knight but. ultimately #wanted to draw sol in the page shorts shorts. so. well.#calder i was. least sure abt #gave him void i think relates to his feeling of smallness/insignificance/uselessness + the helm...#and a knight. bcus hes a selfsacrificing guy. also his entire character is like... protecting ppl. very knightly #i dont remember that much abt the knight class tbh tho. RIP #also not featured but oliana/aryox seers of mind. OBVS #......... we are NOT main tagging this one gang B)

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sukunasdirtylaugh · 4 months

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a/n: I’ve had this AU in my mind for too long (months) so forgive me for the messy thoughts as this is unedited and written in like 10/15 minutes

tags: gojo x f!reader, 3 pink roses AU, readers mother has passed so now she’s a guardian to her younger brother, first date(s) with satoru, character development(?)

plagued with the idea of meeting satoru through a “lonely” phone service dating line. It’s similar to kento’s dating web match program, but more direct. You’re barely starting off as a caller going by a cover name to ensure your privacy, and you think you probably shouldn’t be this drunk answering a call. Until you happen to match with Satoru.

Several phone calls later, he asks you out. You’re at a restaurant wearing a tight black dress your friend was kind enough to let you borrow and you fear he’s going to ask you for something all men do in exchange for the bare minimum, but he doesn’t.

A second date happens, and the same thing happens. By the third date, he kisses you. It’s soft, you feel, and the excitement rushing through your veins feel so unfamiliar it nearly frightens you.

A week after your third date is when Satoru offers to pick you up from your apartment, which you only accept as you’re outside your building. He doesn’t have to know you have a (younger) brother and that your life isn’t as composed as you make it out to be. You’d rather drown than see anyone, especially him see you with pity.

It isn’t until your heel breaks on your way back to Satoru’s car (after another successful date), your ankle bends inwards causing you to wince. Luckily, Satoru is there to catch you. “Let me walk you to your door this time,” he tells you gently.

You really think you can make it on your own, but the flight of stairs to your apartment and the long walk with nothing to hold on to followed by the elevator lead you to hesitantly accept. You couldn’t make it even if you tried.

So now you’re walking inside your building with this insanely handsomely rich ‘stranger’ arm around his shoulders as you walk towards your door. Surely the look one of your neighbors gives you as they leave gives you the impression that they will in fact talk about this with others within the unit or worse, ask you directly. You’re only thankful Satoru doesn’t notice as he’s too busy guiding you through the door of the elevator.

“You didn’t have to do all that,” you breathe, catching your breath as you’re now at your door leaning against the wall.

“Sure I did,” his smile makes your heart flutter, “I can’t possibly let my date walk with a bad ankle at this hour. What kind of man would I be?” And yet again his million dollar smile makes you playfully roll your eyes.

“You’re probably going to look for another date with better ankles than mine at this rate.” You grin and Satoru laughs at your comparison.

“Believe me, I don’t mind having to walk you up and down your place. It gives me a better excuse to visit you up here. Besides,” he takes a step towards you, placing a strand of hair behind your ear that it feels so intimate.

“I happen to like your ankle-”

“sister!” you hear a voice shout your name, causing you to shove Satoru away, “you’re back!”

You don’t know who to look at, so you awkwardly smile at your brother and then at Satoru, giving them your best ‘keep down and carry on’ look.

Thankfully, your brother pays no mind to the man in front of you who just pushed a strand of hair behind your ear, and instead he wraps his arms around your waist and tells you, “can we get McDonald’s? Auntie Utahime said we can but only if you return and said yes,” and for some reason, you turn to Satoru wondering if he’s still here and not scrambled away.

“I...” you’re puzzled for a split second, “I don’t know-“

“I think he’s been good,” Satoru says, and your younger brother nods. “He’s been waiting for you since you’ve been gone, so maybe it’s only fair to get him something , yeah? Only if you don’t mind.” He adds towards the end, eyes and voice slightly cautious. “I’ll pay.”

“I...” the encounter leaves you wordless, struggling to make a decision.

“I’ll just order him what he wants through the app,” he clarifies, pulling out his phone to show you, “I won’t even go inside your home if that’s what you’re worried about.” He tells you, and you can only nod slowly as a smile follows his features. “What would you like?” He smiles, bending down to bring his phone to your brother’s height. Your brother, being raised by you, turns to you for guidance.

“Be fair.” You give him a look so as to not overdo anything.

“Nonsense,” the man smiles, “let him get what he wants. It’s only once in a lifetime when a kid gets this offer, yeah?”

You’re relieved to see he only picks out his usual order along with two other items he’s always wanted to try. Relieved with this, you instruct him to wait inside while you and Satoru finish talking.

“She’s right,” he nods, “your mom is probably waiting to pick you up too.” And your brother turns to you with a look you can only dismiss as you tell him ‘we’ll talk later’ as he closes the door and you turn to Satoru.

“He, um...” you find the words as your hands fidget behind your back, “he stays with me.”

“Oh.” It’s a quiet silent moment after his realization. “I’m sorry, I-”

“-His mom passed away 8 months ago, so...” your eyes look away for a moment, “he’s with me.”

“I didn’t know you were raising a 10 year old.”

“He’s starting middle school next year,” you tell him, “I... his dad isn’t involved.”

“He’s your dad too, right?”

You shake your head.

“No. Same mom, different dads.”

“Wow.”

“Yeah,” you chuckle dryly, “not exactly the story I was hoping to tell either.”

He remains quiet for a minute as you grow slightly anxious at his silence.

“I-I’m sorry,” you say, “I...” you sigh, “I didn’t mean to make this awkward.”

“You didn’t.” He gives you a look, “I just... I didn’t think you had so much on your plate.”

“I...” you breathe, “I understand if you want to stop seeing me after this...”

“Why would I do that?” His question makes your shoulders tense, “it’s not your fault, things happen. Besides, you’re giving me way too little credit for walking you up here with a twisted ankle.” He chuckles, “you should get that check out by the way, and... I don’t mind it. It’s okay, we’re...” he corrects himself , “we’re good. I still want to see you.”

“Oh.”

“Is that... okay?”

“yeah,” you nod, slightly breathless. You’re only glad the doorsdasher comes in before handing the bag of McDonald’s to Satoru who hands it to you.

“You should probably hand these to the little guy before they get cold.” He tells you, “get some ice and rest, call me if you need anything okay? even if it’s just to walk your room, I’m here.”

And suddenly, he leaves without a further word. Leaving you with a full, confused and fluttering heart.

#I’m not gonna say too much but let’s just say men like these exist #based off a few true events (not entirely accurate btw)#also I wanted to make Satoru into your so called ‘player’ which we know he isn’t in modern AU #baby is just lost #so I kinda wanted to make this the beginning of his found family yk?#I will always stand by this couple as they’re my favorites (more will come from the drafts I swear)#gojo #jjk #gojo satoru #jujutsu kaisen #jujustu kaisen #satoru #gojo headcanons #JJK gojo #jjk Satoru #toru #satoru gojo x you #satoru gojo x reader #gojo satoru hcs

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amee-racle-ofmyown · 4 months

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one thing I love about iswm is that even though the Captain hardly talks, engineer Mark always seems to understand them

I'd like to think that in the monster captain au, the two of them would still find their own ways of communicating, despite being very different

#birdy (the creator of the au) replied to this on twt saying yes they would use body language to communicate!#as well as morse code which I think is cool #might do smth with that idea too #augh I love these two so much you guys #I LOVE THEMMM I LOVE THIS AU AAA #giant majestic ethereal being and tiny human trope my beloved... those dynamics are so GOOD #and it works so well for an alternate captain and head engineer mark #because it's that cosmic connection they have! it goes beyond them even being entirely different species in this au!!#they learn to adapt to each other and I think that’s beautiful #despite the odds they always find each other🥺🤧#MAN my heart #iswm #in space with markiplier #my art #monster captain #cw cosmic horror #I think? Idk what to call it but captain eating looks a lil freaky #an oddly specific thing but still might make someone uncomfy #ask to tag Ig! if you have a more accurate/common term lmk #iswm captain #head engineer mark #engineer mark #engineer!mark #headcanons #character headcanons #markiplier cu #markiplier egos

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rxttenfish · 1 day

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listen to me. listen.

sometimes things are better when theyre worse.

#all the care guide says is 'biomass'#primarily talking about this in a worldbuilding perspective rn #where it irritates me a lot #when people treat the world being created being flawed or messy or ugly or hypocritical as like. a sign of the worldbuilding being bad.#like. no. this is ultimately why i hate a lot of wish fulfillment media.#because i dont want my fictional worlds to be perfect and exactly what id want and where i want to live #i want them to feel lived in #which is an entirely different metric #and too many wish fulfillment media feels so divorced from life and the ordeals of life that it makes me panic #and think far too much about for whom this would be a hell onto itself that they would never touch #and it feels far more sincere and Accurate when you acknowledge that. yeah. those people do and will always exist #and god knows ive been them plenty of times before #it feels better when the world is already flawed in the ways that everything is already flawed

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yeah-thats-probably-it · 15 days

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telling a joke on tumblr about class politics in p.g. wodehouse books is fun but watch out! if it gets over 1000 notes your joke is automatically exposed to people who have read ring for jeeves fewer than five times

#nobody in the entire world understands wodehouse’s politics as accurately as i do smh 😔#/j #this isn’t serious i’m just being a bitchy hater #besties i understand that there’s a degree of satirizing going on but he still saw the aristocracy as mostly harmless #and wanted it to continue existing in the same way ad infinitum #i know that’s hard to accept but accept it we must #which is what the post was about lmao

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cryptidm0ths · 1 year

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eu crazy b had to do an ad for historical clothing rental place yea idk thats a reason

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bullshitcharacterssay · 1 year

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Sinestro: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.

Hal: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!

#dcu #dc comics #dc incorrect quotes #hal jordan #green lantern #thaal sinestro #yellow lantern #halsinestro #admittedly this may not be accurate since I've only recently became a fan of them #which is entirely dc super hero girls fault #like why did they have to imply that hal and sinestro were ex's #and then end the episode with hal sinestro and carol essentially being a throuple #while jessica cruz curses the day she met hal jordan #like what was the reason???!?!

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anotherfanaccount · 9 months

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I've now fallen to the loop of playing the entire album of Jawan and yes every song in it🥲.

Yes I did think they were not that good but my brain has malfunctioned and everything about this stupid movie seems brilliant to me. The magic will wear off only when I get to rewatch it when it comes on ott.

Maybe I should watch all the movies it has taken inspiration from. There seems to be plenty of that🤭.

Till then please share your thoughts about Vikram Rathore and his badass family.

#jawan #I've now seen all the things that are being said about this movie #which I thought was brilliant in spite of its very glaring flaws #but really you saw the promos and saw a physics accurate theoretical movie and if you did that's on you buddy #I went to have fun and I've lost my mind because now I've a jawan worm in my brain that won't stop thinking about it #srk #shah rukh khan #nayanthara #vijay sethupathi #the only reason I've not talked much about him yet is I don't remember anymore #I forgot the last part entirely it seems because of the ending song #but he really was a fun villain #Deepika Padukone #sanya malhotra #priyamani #lehar khan #all the ladies

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