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aurora miyoni cattle 🌾
#cows#cow#wheat emoji#highland cattle#highland cow#cattle#jersey cow#holstein cow#longhorn#baby cow#plushblr#aurora#miyoni#plush#plushies#toycore#plushcore#plushie
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@kieran-granola asdkfnaslkj ABSOLUTELY!!! I didn’t think people would want to know so much about that one, but since I got multiple queries about it I’m just sharing a bit for each one, so here in this ask is where I explained the plot and here is the other snippet I shared for it, and below is a snippet for this one!! Thank you for asking!!!! 💖💖💖
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Tim threw his hips down against Jason’s lower back, straddling him as he grabbed his calf with one hand and pulled it high. With his other hand, he snatched a handful of Jason’s hair and yanked, tugging his head back so far that his upper body pulled up from the ground an inch. Jason’s hands scrambled to support himself, in the moment before both of them stilled.
“Got you,” Tim said breathlessly, his heart thudding rapidly in his chest.
There was a moment of silence so long that Tim almost loosened his hold, almost checked in to see what was wrong.
Then Jason breathed out, “You’re going to want to let go of my hair, princess.”
Tim’s heart flipped at the nickname, and he yanked his hair back a little harder, just to be contrary. The sort of thing Jason would have done, and they both knew it.
A surprised noise slipped out of Jason, and that would have been normal. It would have been normal for it to sound pained, too.
It was not normal for it to sound like a moan.
Tonight was not a normal night, apparently.
A thrill ran up Tim’s spine as he realized Jason was still breathing heavily, maybe even heavier than he was during the spar.
“This isn’t having the effect you were going for,” Jason said, his voice rough, and Tim felt the low tone of it rumbling between his thighs.
“It isn’t?” Tim asked, feigning innocence, and Jason let out a dark chuckle.
“Not unless you’re trying to embarrass me by hitting my kinks.”
That was when Tim should have let go.
He didn’t.
He pulled a little lighter, experimentally, and the noise it tugged out of Jason’s throat was better than Tim’s favorite song, something he wanted to listen to over and over and over again.
“Tim,” Jason pleaded, and the rough tone of it made Tim’s brain take a little stroll, down a path made of everything he wanted him to be pleading for.
#🌾kieran-granola#SKSKALAKAH THE WHEAT IS THE CLOSEST EMOJI TO GRANOLA???#BUT I MUST GIVE YOU A BESTIE TAG SO FEEL FREE TO SUGGEST AN EMOJI FOR YOURSELF IF YOU DISLIKE THE ASSIGNED ONE 😂😂😂#also ahskdlskajak i think I've never actually said to you that you're one of my favorite jaytim authors but please know that you are 💕💖💚#jaytim#batwrites#petty
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Come on, hillbilly
Can your horse do a fucking wheelie?
(Minors and Proship please do not interact)
#trolls#dreamworks trolls#trollsona#🎨 bandit art 🎨#no special tag for this one yet oops#actually you know what#🌾 can your horse do a fucking wheelie 🌾#no fucking wheat emoji my life is hell
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Awe thank you for drawing hairy Artemy!!! 🌾 Why do people insist on drawing Daniil super hairy but not Artemy?? Just because he's blond doesn't mean he doesn't have as much if not more bode hair than Danya!
I'VE PUSHED IT ON THAT LAST ONE (made hair longer & more fur-like than i usually give him) BECAUSE HE'S CREATUREMODING BUT o7 DOING MY PART... from what i've seen people either draw daniil with a carpet of hair (🥳 🎉 🎊 🎊 🎉 🥳 🍾 🍾 🍾 🍹 🍸 🎉 🎉 + as he should [with eyebrows like those you won't look me in the eye and tell me he doesn't because i won't believe you])) or hairless as a shaved seal because they're really intent on honing on that mischaracterization of No. Shan't Say actually.
i always give burakh body hair i always will if you don't see if it's because i forgor. he's an adult. he's gonna have body hair. i have spreadsheets on whose body hair looks like what in my mind's eye. i don't often get to post burakh's on main because well. he stays clothed on here. but i know his hairiness to be true. i know his hairiness to be drawable + writteable about. those who read me know this. do i personally think dankovsky got more? well i do. thicker and darker hair on the head and the brows translates to that. in my mind's eye. but still burakh. is a grown man. i've pushed it on the last one because he's creaturemoding but i know for a fact. evidently he does. adult man. evidently. when i write "fic hungry feed her paragraphs of combing through each other's hair" i mean it. so profoundly. don't often show it on here because well. he wears clothes. he does. on here. what was i talking about and why is it so long
#every friend group got that one who doesn't play about body hair headcanons. also it's#it's almost 5am but both of my cats are on my bed and it breaks my heart to mobe them#slushieplanet#ring ring (answers)#very passionate about the use of the ear of rice/wheat emoji here because if you knew how many times body hair gets a grass/herb metaphor i#in* my writings. somewhat a pattern. like writing about grief hands or teeth. the body hair < - > herb/grass correspondance
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It is officially cold (in LT scale) which means it’s time for my annual “no I will like hot cereal. I’m gonna. This time will be different 😠” song and dance
#it’s just so texture#i’ll power through one box bc it’s here but it’ll be a miracle if this works well enough to inspire a second one#that angry emoji is my game face#trying to scare the cream of wheat into being just slightly smoother#or coarser!#altho frozen raspberries and chopped pecans and coarse sugar actually worked pretty well#food mention#LT talks
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Happy birthday!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳
tysm! 🌸🌾
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i like to give my friends fun little emojis next to their names in my contacts and i was looking for one to give to one of my new friends & i realized there was a wheat emoji & i was like omgggg. anyway when i get a gf i WILL be giving her the wheat emoji 🌾 look how great it is….
#michelle speaks#there is an explanation for the wheat thing beyond me just liking it & i had it in the post but i took it out bc it ruined the format…..#yes i care abt those kinds of things on my tumblr posts i’m trying to run a blog here……#i don’t give one to everyone it’s like getting a promotion in my phone….if i really like u u get an emoji 😌#let me see….i have used so far 💀🦄🌿🌻☄️☀️🌸🃏 i may have more i’m forgetting…….#if u can guess who the skull emoji is u may be entitled to financial compensation#OH i forgot abt 🥀 if u can guess who THAT is u may be entitled to idk. a vacation prize or smth.#ok i did have a couple of others but i dont feel like adding them all bc i dont even talk to them anymore to remember those 😩#well i don’t talk to everyone in the original list as u may guess (🙄) but i still remembered their emojis so. means more.
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My Tanthamore Comfort Fics
We were talking about comfort fics in the Tanthamore discord and I realized I have too many for a normal sized reply, so here's a tumblr post instead. In no particular order i've reread these fics...maybe too many times.
I'm just gonna list em by author cause that's easier. Keep in mind we may have different definitions of the word comfort.
@commanderbuffy
650 ft2 - Ok so like envision these girls have been best friends for forever and they've been secretly pining for ages, no sense of personal space, they can read eachother like books AND they were roommates!
The Tanthamore Affair - This fic has everything, one bed, fake dating, celeb au, the fic that changed the meaning of a certain emoji and all the tropes you could want really
@badlance
We've got to find other ways to make it together - this one line says all you need to know
"It is the greatest irony of Jade Claymore’s life to be a certified genius who is nevertheless in love with an idiot."
@spybrarian
More Than Just Survival - as far as 5+1 fics go this one has me in a CHOKEHOLD
I scream at your chest for as long as I must
one night at the start of the end of the world
@ilovemyships (i think you need an AO3 account to read these gems)
you won't believe it (they think we're lovers)
don't wanna pressure (but friends don't kiss friends)
@acre-of-wheat - Acre's way with words should be studied
Network Connectivity Issues - I have never related to a character more than I relate to this Jade
The Dark
The Bite
@jlmichigan
Out of the Cuirass - one of the first tanthamore fics I ever read actually and I still come back to it every so often
@stbot
lay down your armor (come lie bare with me) - saintbot has a catalogue lemme tell ya but this one for tanthamore is just so heartwarming
@overkill-max
Escaping Fate - the Kit runs away fic that everyone needs
Dil3mma (idk their tumblr right now sorry)
A Sword And A Shield (And Everything In Between)
Deja-Brew - the loveliest coffee shop one shot
Jad3dEt3rnal (idk if they have a tumblr either)
This Daydream is Dangerous - cuddly vampire Jade, need I say more?
ana_chronistic (idk if they have a tumblr either x3)
Oops. I proposed. - fake dating x 100, fake proposal it's like fake dating to the next level and I love the growth of communication and pacing in this.
@barmaid-anon
do what you feel now
you want a good girl that does bad things (to you)
fulfill (an obligation) or keep (an arrangement)
we simply don't have time to unpack why these are comfort fics, we're just going to accept it and keep going.
@thecsquirrel
Sword and Shield - I love this look at what post S1 life could have been like for the gang, revisiting Nockmaar, seeing Galladoorn, getting into the evil Elora storyline with Graydon, spending more time with the Nelwyn and in the Wildwood it's just everything
@wigster07
What a pleasant surprise - a fic of one of my other comfort fics, I know it's like fic-ception in the best way possible. If you liked Tanthamore Affair I have an inkling this will be right up your alley
@isabrella @jade-claymore @allthefakepeople @resurrecho
those rumors they have big teeth - BAND AU need I say more? I don't need to but i'm going to, this fic has everything Kit and Jade in a band, Kit's leather pants, gay-ifying songs, MAMA MIA, totally gay best friends who have basically been dating for years but won't admit to it, Jade gets to be a bit problematic as a treat, inner band fighting, what more can you want?
@swashbucklery
meet you where the spirit meets the bones (tanthamore 90s werewolf au) - its a SERIES of these repressed gay DORKS and they're werewolves, there's such a charming way to how this author writes them I legit can't even with these two gays
@onlyshestandsthere
these walls come tumbling down - look, we don't have time to unpack why there's so many were-related supernatural esque fics on my comfort list and I know this is only 2 chapters in but I can already feel the comfort in all the hurt ok I dont even have to wait I already know i'm gonna be rereading this like monthly
I'm gonna have to stop there even though I know i'm still missing some! If someone asked me what my favorites are we'd be here all day XD
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Eric turns into the baking supplies aisle, tapping his thumb against the cart in rhythm with the Christmas music playing overhead.
He hadn’t intended to stop at the grocery store on his way home; after slipping on a patch of ice in front of a school field trip on his way to work, dropping and shattering his favorite work mug in the break room between meetings, and being told for the umpteenth time that another client has gone with another publisher, Eric, if you don’t start showing improvement then we’re going to have to look at other alternatives, all Eric wanted to do was go home and take a long, warm bath. Start that food critic’s memoir he picked up at a flea market a few weeks ago. Maybe—finally—clean out and reorganize his disaster of a spice cabinet, something to take his mind off things.
Just forget this day ever happened.
But then his editorial assistant accidentally deleted one of their client’s manuscripts while performing a mass exodus of unused files, and just like that, Eric went and cried in the bathroom because the day officially got worse than he ever thought it could get.
By some miracle, Dex down in IT had been able to find an old save of the file on the system’s hard drive. It didn’t have most of the notes Eric added for corrections or changes, nor did it have any of his assistant’s annotations. Really, it was the most bare-bones copy, but it was the entire manuscript in it’s most recent glory.
For that, Eric would’ve kissed Dex right then and there.
He loves Nursey too much to do that, though, so instead he did what he always does: he hugged Dex tightly, asked him what his favorite dessert was (snickerdoodle cookies), and at five o’clock he took the Green Line to West End and walked a few blocks to the best Whole Foods in Boston.
“Now you’ve gotta be kidding me,” Eric murmurs, standing in front of the rather unfortunate-looking flour selection. Usually, there’s a complete inventory of all types—bread, whole wheat, all-purpose, self-rising, pastry—and that’s half of the reason Eric goes twenty minutes out of his way to shop here. Yet all that’s before him now is a couple of bags of all-purpose and a full row of cake flour.
Great. As if this day couldn’t get any better.
He pulls the shopping cart close as a family enters the aisle and considers his options. Normally, he prefers using a half-and-half combination of whole wheat and all-purpose, but after last week’s batch of pancakes, he’s out of whole wheat. He could get the cream of tartar and ground cinnamon now and stop at the Stop & Shop near his apartment for the flour, but that place is hit-or-miss at best, and with how his day’s going he doubts they’ll have any in stock either.
Maybe he could forgo whole wheat flour this one time and just go with the all-purpose, but he really does love the taste it gives, not to mention it adds a bit more nutritional value. Nursey has been going on and on about how Dex is trying to eat healthier after losing his college-athlete physique, and—damn, maybe Eric should’ve offered to make something other than a dessert. Is it too late to call and ask if Dex would rather have some homemade protein bars? But then Nursey messaged Eric right before he left work with a bunch of crying emojis, thanking him and saying he was definitely going to steal some of the cookies from Dex, even though Eric’s pretty sure Dex would give Nursey most of them anyway, and—
“Bittle?”
Eric startles.
Looking up, he stares at the man before him for a moment before his heart skips a beat.
“Jack?” He asks dumbly, because it is Jack, standing there in an old, threadbare Samwell hoodie with a ball cap pulled low on his head.
He’s a little soft around the edges and worn down in that way all professional athletes are after retirement, but he’s still unmistakably Jack Zimmermann with that small little quirk of a smile and the way his eyes are piercingly blue in the fluorescent lighting of the store. His hair still curls around the ear like it did whenever he used to let it grow out but there are flecks of gray in his temple now. His jaw, even after all these years, is still so pronounced but it’s not as sharp as it was back at Samwell, hidden under a layer of scruff. He’s still wearing god-awful yellow sneakers, except they’re a newer pair from a different brand, bright and spotless.
“Hey, Bittle,” Jack says, warmer and surer.
Eric uncrosses his arms. “Jack,” he says again, feeling himself smile, “gosh, I can’t believe it’s—it’s been so long! Jack! How are you?”
On a reflex, Eric steps forward to hug Jack, and there’s this absolutely mortifying moment where he realizes he’s going to hug Jack Zimmermann, the Jack Zimmermann he hasn't spoken to in seven years, the Jack Zimmermann he hasn't seen outside of the NHL Network in ten.
But then Jack meets him halfway, pulling him into a hug with both arms wrapped around Eric’s shoulders, and it’s like the last decade never happened, the weight rolling off his shoulders as easily as could be. It’s like Eric’s back in Providence, back in Samwell. It’s Jack’s apartment and the front porch of the Haus and the bed of Coach’s truck in the thick Georgia humidity.
(It’s being in love with your best friend.)
“I’m good,” Jack says, his chest rumbling. “Great, actually.”
He pats Eric’s shoulder once and with that, they pull away from one another. “That’s good,” Eric says, pulling his shopping cart closer so he can lean an elbow against the handle. “How’s retirement been? It’s been, gosh, almost a year now?”
“Just about. It'll be a year this February."
“You miss it?”
Jack tilts his head. “Eh,” he drawls out, “honestly yeah, I do. But, well…”
He gestures down toward his knee, and it takes Eric a few seconds to remember that Jack's retirement had more to do with an unfortunate check and less to do with the fact he was thirty-seven. Eric immediately backtracks. “Oh, shit—lord, excuse my language, I didn’t mean—”
“No, no, it’s fine,” Jack chuckles, shoving his hands into his pockets. “The knee has its days, but besides that, it's good as new.” He pauses. “Sort of.”
Eric’s blushing ‘till high noon, he’s sure of it. "Well that's good, then," he says.
It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas starts playing overheard and they stare at each other for another awkward beat. Finally, Jack clears his throat. “But, uh, how have you been? I think Shitty said you were at…Morris…”
“Morris Press,” Eric says, pulling at the skin between his thumb and forefinger, mentally slapping his cheeks. He’s usually never this bad with talking. “But yeah! I’ve been there for six years or so now, it’s a really great job. Helping others do what I always dreamed of is just, you know, a really fulfilling feeling.”
“I bet,” Jack says, and he’s got the little smile on his face again.
Another, not-as-awkward beat.
“I mean, I never thought I’d go into publishing, but…,” Eric starts, and he doesn’t mean to ramble, really; it’s an accidental slip that he starts going on about his job and his coworkers, the projects he’s helped publish, how publishing his own cookbook right out of Samwell led to now, just talking Jack’s poor ear off in the middle of the store. Jack gives his little comments here and there, like he used to, and doesn’t once make Eric feel like he’s holding him, and that—that’s exactly why Eric finds he can’t stop himself. The easiness of it, how natural and comfortable it is. How the warmth of a dormant love flares somewhere in Eric’s chest because it’s different but it’s not.
He doesn’t stop until an older woman cuts in asking to get to the flour, and Eric takes a breath. “Goodness, I rambled there,” he laughs. “I suppose things haven’t changed all that much.”
Jack hums, looking at Eric with this unreadable, nearly intense expression that Eric would describe as soft, probably. If he looked into it too much. He’s nearly about to let Jack go so he can go home and panic-bake a pie and call Lardo about this entire day when Jack suddenly says: “Would you want to get coffee or lunch or—or something, sometime?”
Eric falters.
Then he decides that, maybe, this day isn’t a total bust.
#omgcp#omgcheckplease#zimbits#my writing#literally haven’t written in so long#and i found the beginning of this in my drafts#so i was like -- what better way to get back into the swing of writing!!!#anyway i know next to nothing about publishing. also if morris press doesn’t have an office in boston let’s just pretend they do
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Keep Your Head Up to the Sky (As Your Day Unfolds) by alphera [Twitter]
Illustrated by Shirou_UOHS @shirou-oh-sakura
Fandom: 全职高手 | The King's Avatar
Rating: General Audiences
Category: M/M
Words: 9 270
Time is rarely kind, and impossible to escape. At the ripe old age of 30, Han Wenqing retires from the Glory Professional Alliance and moves forward the only way he knows how: fearlessly and without hesitation.
About the Book
FONTS: Coelacanth, Segoe UI Emoji
IMAGES: Illustrations by Shirou; pastel sky ID: 7007221 from Rawpixel; dark blue sky ID: 7044483 from Rawpixel; Han Wenqing & Desert Dust image from The King's Avatar Wikia; Ye Xiu & Lord Grim image also from TKA Wikia; Glory card png also made by Shirou via Discord
MATERIALS: regular ol' printer paper (8.5"x11", 20lb, 96 bright); ~1.5mm chipboard; Neenah cardstock (8.5"x11", 65lb, bright white); Iris bookcloth (Madeira colour); paper from Gilded Ink paper pad by Recollections; waxed linen thread (30/3 size, white); wheat paste (1:4 flour:water)
PROGRAMS USED: typeset in Affinity Publisher 2; endpapers designed with Affinity Designer 2 and Affinity Photo 2; imposed with Renegade's Community Imposer (settings: Quarto, snug against binding edge, signatures of 2 sheets).
Text & QR codes printed with colour laser printer (duplex, flip long edge), images printed with inkjet printer (HP Envy 5055; one sheet at a time, single sided, place facedown in tray)
BINDING: quarto (quarter-letter) size, sewn board binding with french link stitch and breakaway spine.
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Absolutely LOVED this story! I've reread this one a number of times, and keep going back for more. Alphera's writing is so good! Ye Xiu is the series protagonist so things usually follow him, which makes it refreshing to see a story through Han Wenqing's eyes. And the author does it SO WELL! AHHH!
It's been a while since my first read-through, but I'm pretty sure this was the first TKA fic that I actually downloaded and started typesetting. Absolutely chuffed to have it finished! (Love me some growth-- the typeset looks a LOT better than my earlier attempts!)
RAMBLES
Another sewn board binding and breakaway spine! Since this isn't my first go at it, the construction of the book was considerably faster and smoother than my last one. It's just as well, because I ran into a speed bump that stretched out how long it took to typeset and print.
The culprit: (very pretty) illustrations. My laser's colour printing capabilities are shot to hell, so I used my inkjet for the artwork. This involved creating 3 copies of my typeset: 1) the completed typeset; 2) just the text, images hidden; 3) just the images, text hidden/white. Then I ran them through the imposer and printed the text version. The real issue was figuring out how to feed the sheets through my inkjet printer to print the images where I want them. Had to go one page at a time, single-sided. (Just need to place sheet facedown in the tray. So flip along vertical axis.) It took a while, but I got there in the end. And the results were SO worth it! 😊
For the scene breaks I left them as written. I had tried inserting images of the Glory Logo and account card, or using crossed swords emojis ⚔️, but nothing I tried worked as well as what the author did. (It's really neat! Different characters were used to indicate the direction of the timeskip: >>>> for a jump forward in time; <<<< for a flash into the past; and ==== for regular scene breaks, a 'next' rather than 'before' or 'later/after'.)
The cover and endpapers were based off of Shirou's fantastic cover illustration of HQW and YX walking hand-in-hand down a beach at sunset. The art itself is phenomenal so I had it stand alone as a frontispiece and didn't do anything fancy with the title page. For the covers, I looked through my decorative paper stash for something red or black to represent HWQ or Team Tyranny. What I found was paper with pinks, oranges, and purples similar to that illustration -- and that was that. I liked how the colours matched the art, and the gold splashed across it. (Gold for victory, gold for wedding rings and a happy golden future together.)
(Sidenote: I love how the beginning of the end of HWQ's career as an e-sports player "starts with a tingle in his ring finger", leading him and YX to taking the next steps in their relationship and eventually getting married 💍🖐)
I went with a red bookcloth for the spine because it's a common team colour for Tyranny, Excellent Era, and Happy. It also represents good fortune, courage, passion, and love -- things that come to mind when I think about YX, HWQ, and HanYe. The particular shade of red I used is Madeira. It's darker than Ruby Red and leans a little cooler, which suits the decorative paper more.
The endpapers use two background images (overlayed, adjusted, using multiple blending modes) and some images of HWQ and YX from The King's Avatar Wikia.
The background images are from Rawpixel -- I was just minding my own business looking for images of clouds and maybe some mountains to represent overcoming challenges/glory/looking up to the sky, when I found some clouds with the same sunset colours of Shirou's art. Figured it was too perfect, and if I'm going to lean into that design-wise, I might as well go whole hog and full-ass it. Then I found a starry night sky to add some darker blues and stars to it to match. After that it was a matter of overlapping them and positioning them to fit. I also grabbed some images of HWQ and YX from the King's Avatar Wikia and added them to it because HanYe. (After removing the backgrounds).
#Keep Your Head Up to the Sky (As Your Day Unfolds)#alphera#fanfiction#bookbinding#the king's avatar#qzgs#tka#sewn board binding
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I have a list of idols I want to piss off just because I feel like they'd slap the hell out of me because I think about getting slapped around a lot more than I should and it's highkey concerning...
Kyungsoo. I know that shit would hurt and I'd thank him after
Johnny. yes he's easygoing but he's never met me and I could get him to slap me because I'm built different
Wheein. trust me. I could.
Jeno. yeah he's all smiles and shit but again... he's never met me
Choi Minho. gimme 20 minutes and call an ambulance because imma get him to knock me tf out one way or another
Kibum. the best I could get outta him is probably one solid slap across the face but that's enough.
Jongdae. yes he has 2 toddlers but again I'm built different
Irene. It'd probably be followed up with "DO BETTER" but still
Doyoung. He's been dealing with Haechan so I can and will be the straw the breaks the camel's back
Mark. as i stated above Mark = 🐫, me = 🌾 (this is wheat but pretend it's straw cuz there's no straw emoji so I'm improvising)
Yuta. all I'd have to do is tell I think it's hot to slapped around. he seems charitable.
Chris Bang. He's a sweetheart but like... i will find those buttons and push them and he will give me what I want.
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"whenever any of the cottagers were disposed to be quarrelsome, discontented, or too poor, she sallied forth into the village to settle their differences, silence their complaints, and scold them into harmony and plenty." Pride & Prejudice, Ch 30
I thought this was a joke or sarcastic when I first read it, but no, it's worse! Lady Catherine is actually following the accepted wisdom of the time: the poor are poor because they waste their money. The solution? People with £800 fireplace mantles should go tell the poor how to be more economical!
In this really excellent thesis I read, they have quotes from politicians mourning that the poor want "finest wheat bread*" when they should eat "frugal potatoes" or oatmeal instead. They also blamed the poor for drinking too much beer and tea, "the deleterious produce of China."
This was all part of a debate about the national minimum wage, which was by then so low that a man could not eat back the calories that he expended with the money he was paid. But no one rich wanted to raise wages so they turned to the oldest tactic in the book, blame the poor people for being poor! All because of course, "general rise of wages to that point which might be supposed sufficient, would be dangerous in the extreme."
So just to be clear, Lady Catherine, with 64 windows and more money than she knows how to spend, would go to the parsonage and the villagers, and tell them how to pinch pennies! This is exactly what she's doing when she says that Charlotte's cuts of meat are too large. And remember, that stupid fireplace cost more than the Collins make PER YEAR. I would use a facepalm emoji, but I'm not even sure how far we've come from this attitude...
Also, Jane Austen herself was subjected to one of these visits.
*Since the government regulated the purity of wheat flour, the politicians were blaming the poor for the laws they had written
#jane austen#pride and prejudice#the vulgar economy#it's long but that thesis is great#lady catherine#frugal potatoes
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a-are your white day/valetines emoji still open? 👉👈 could i request for 🍒 runterra sett please 🤲
"🍒- how do you act when you have a crush?"
A sweet mess. When he's crushing hard he's doing everything he can to be gentlemanly yet...manly still? He doesn't want to intimidate you and scare you away. Sett is trying his best to be soft but old habits die hard. He's buying you flowers. Bringing you backstage to fights. Letting you sit VIP by his side as he death glares anyone else who dares come near you when you're not looking. He's trying to set up candlelight dinners, trying to ask you out, trying to spend precious time with you. Kissing the back of your hand as the scruff of his beard scratches you. He's apologizing. He's red. He choked on his saliva mid apology. He's redder. He excuses himself. He'll see you tomorrow.
Inviting you to watch him train, flashing you a cheeky smile when he obliterates the punching bag. Wheat husks falling like snow around him as he badly flirts with you.
" What can I say. I'm a hardworking guy."
His smile twitches. What the hell does that mean. Why did he say that. He is red again. He is excusing himself. Why does his brain always short circuit around you. He swears he's not an idiot. You can reassure him that he is smart, give him a consoling pat. Doesn't help. He's even redder now. His ears are twitching while his face is in his hands.
#himbo adjacent#Sett#Settrigh#i like the boss number on in the pit sett more than hs sett tbh#just because pit sett would actually growl at anyone who disrespects you#ISWD2024
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what do your moots remind you of?
WOOO THANK U FOR SENDING THIS HEHE lets ignore how fucking long it took bye…. let’s say i didn’t struggle AT ALL☝️
zanna @slytherinshua not to be dramatic but you remind me of the sun!! you’re warm, always shining and spreading positive energy even when there are dark clouds over my head or in general!!! ☀️🌞🌤️🌅
@icyminghao noelle, maybe it’s the “icy” in your username but you remind me of a cold drink on a hot day 🫡 you’re refreshing and i always look forward to talk with you, just like i do when i’m thirsty and it’s 792921927219 degrees outside. you’re funky and cool, like the colourful liquids in a glass with a cute small umbrella in it 🍹🧊
@l3visbby ola you remind me of a cinnamon roll 🥹 you’re so sweet and cute like one (pocieszna if you will but in a good way)!! if u don’t look at it you could kill if you wanted 🫵 help i couldn’t find the emoji 🍩🍪🍮🍰
@enluv coco this is vv specific but you remind me of a holiday in a tropical country 😭😭😭 maybe it’s the coco(nut) in your name LMAO but it’s just… so relaxing talking to you. taking a break from the real busy world and chilling, enjoying yourself and being yourself… and having fun all the time <3 🥥🌴🏖️🧉
@rubywonu nia you remind me of a candle. no matter the scent (my fav maybe, coffee or gingerbreads hehe) you always light up the room and spread comfort. hopefully your light will never go out!!! and if it does, i’ll be running with a lighter to help it shine again (help i wanted to be poetic but i hope you get me) 🕯️🕯️🕯️
@mirxzii roxie you remind me of bubbles :D full of joy and happiness, you bring a smile to everyone’s face!! full of colors and positivity <3 and and!! a fun time guaranteed 🫧🫧🫧🫧
@fairyhaos yena… you remind me of a forest. but like a forest with pine trees, full of moss and fog… in a good way! i love forests ngl so 😭 but you are so knowledgeable and helpful, beautiful inside and out, making me feel respect towards you and happiness and comfort when being around 🌲🪵🌳
@txt-yaomi it seems weird but sof, you remind me of a electric guitar. you’re just so cool and full of swag !! i always wanted to learn how to play one and in general seeing people play the guitar makes me stare at them in awe and respect, just like you! hi rockstar!! 🎸🎸🎸
@etherealyoungk skye reminds me of a warm cup of tea <3 i love tea, no matter the flavour. i could never get tired of it and it always makes me feel better, just like you. you bring comfort and that’s what i feel when having a cup of tea with book in my hand ☕️🫖🍵
@planetkiimchi you remind me of headphones 😭😭😭 vut honestly i can’t live without headphones. you’re fun, always around, full of joy and happiness, talking to you always gives me a boost of energy and good mood – just like headphones and the fav music they’re playing 🎧🎧🎧
@malarign joo you remind me of flowers… i can’t really explain it, but flowers are so beautiful and make me stare at them in awe, wonder about the way they prosper and all. if you don’t think abt it flowers tend to have their own mechanisms, adaptation to the environment etc etc it’s just… so admirable. amazing. i always stop and look and flowers n smell them, sometimes they’re small but full of joy, beauty and peace. and some of them are a lil funky… so i couldn’t pick a one flower to describe you since you remind me of all of them 💐🌷🌸🌺🌼🪻
@wqnwoos hana u remind me of a calm sea… the soft sound of waves and the colors of it bringing a sense of peace, joy n relax… staring at sea for hours and feeling comfort or dipping your feet in the cold water when you failed to run away from the water, a rush of energy and silliness hitting… that’s you!! ���🌊🌊🌊
@wheeboo hmm rania, maybe it’s the whee in your username that reminds me of wheat lmao or your general aura but you remind me of a golden field of wheat that you pass on a road trip. it’s shining golden in the sun, with its own peace rustling on the wind. it may seem as a common, boring thing but it’s definitely not: just think about the usage of it. rania i can’t put it together but you’re so smart and bright and i just hope the connection makes sense 🌾🌾🌾🌾
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A community member of mine asked me to post this and to keep them anonymous. Their Cashapp is $violentechochamber and if you wish to use venmo or paypal to help this person, DM me and i can take your donation and send it to them myself!
The image reads:
"Disabled, queer BIPOC living with randomly violent [wheat emoji] roommate in need of 2k in rent/bill money ASAP to keep the peace another day. TIA [praise hands emoji] $violentechochamber
thank you sm"
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