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Beautiful woman interested in me???
#joined lunch yesterday with a friend and some of his friends that i didn't know yet#and today he told me that apperently one of the two gorgeous lady is interested in getting to know me?#what witchery is this#been trying to put more effort into being social lately#(actually only recently started hanging out more with this friend - am invited to his birthday later this month)#also gonna go for coffee with someone i really hope to befriend tomorrow#but also sooooo overwhelmed with my paper that's due the beginning of december#like almost cried at bib today#so the upwards trend in my social life could have waited a month longer lol#personal
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babes WHAT are we doing for the ECLIPSE 🌑
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My box office manager: “Man, [previous show] really was cursed. So many things went wrong for that one, but everything else has been fine ever since.”
Me, who actively went around the theatre and kicked out Whatever Was Hostile in that one prop corner, banished and cleansed the generic Other Stuff, raised wards around the theatre grounds, and employed a new and kinder spirit to haunt and protect the theatre, and has made sure that everyone keeps up with regular payments to the new spirit: “Yeah, totally, fuck that show.”
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the little voice that told me, oh, it'll be so much cosier to sew up this jumper in bed fucking lied
the lighting in my room isn't really good enough for knitting, let alone when you drop an edge stitch and spend twenty minutes trying to find the damn thing again 😭
#that said: observe the textures#it is a much richer blue irl than in the photo but the photo does bring out the stitches nicely so I'm sticking with it#stitch witchery#knitting#say what you will about picking up stitches for a collar#at least you don't risk unravelling the entire jumper if you fuck it up
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why do oscar and lando look the same here HELP 😭
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Since I'm ranting about things and its fucking FAT TUESDAY:
I was just looking at a recipe that said to mix flour and milk in a bowl to "create a roux".
What in the fuck of all of the universes?!?
A roux is made with flour and fat and it needs to be cooked until it is AT LEAST golden brown...
Fuck.
Flour and milk? That makes glue, yo.
Rhymes with roux. But definitely not the same thing.
#kitchen witchery#elminx rants#what the fuck#god I wish that people who didn't know anything would stop acting like they do
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I really loved how I kept seeing people make warrior cats fanclans/comics/fics set in places they've lived/grew up, which got me thinking about what an Appalachian warrior cats would look like. I was just thinking about it as a fun exercise...and then I fell in love with the idea...and now I'm writing it.
#coming up with warrior names using the plants and animals native to here was what really got me#Oh the leader of Thicketclan should be Laurelstar because mountain laurels! and the main character is Ramppaw of Hollerclan#instead of medicine cats the clans have witches because kitchen witchery/folk witches were the terms I grew up with#and the Starclan contact point is a stump that's basically the moonpool but it's stump water.#There's a clan called Caveclan and they live in an abandoned coal mine and their witch is named Canaryfeather. And the 4th clan is Baldclan#and they do a lot of bird names like Kildeerchest and Chickadeepaw. And they have an old ex-kittypet who lives with them and her name is#Slaunchwise! Which is like slantwise or cattycorner it means diagonal. Most importantly it's the perfect cat name. Imagine it in your head!#Slaunchwise is also sometimes spelled slanchwise or slaunchways the spelling isn't the important part.#Anyways I love them and I've started writing this I'm calling it Old Growth.
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the quilting techniques English Paper Piecing and Foundation Paper Piecing have deceptively similar names for things that are at polar opposite ends of the quilting spectrum. English Paper Piecing is hand work based on the repetition of tileable geometries, whereas for Foundation Paper Piecing you need to feed your sewing machine some kind of arcane sigil that I’m pretty sure refracts the laws of space and time.
#i do NOT understand anything about foundation paper piecing#i have read multiple books about it and they did not help#it frightens me#but english paper piecing is my friend#make your nice little shape and then make it again 1000 more times#you can hold all the shapes in your hand and then you sew them together#that's what i'm here for#they are both magic but one is hedge-witchery and one is high-concept wizardry
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tell me one(1) fun thing you do in your spiritual practice that you don't mind sharing. I work in a spiritual store and I'm nosy ✨️
I’ve actually fallen out of practice recently (funny that that happened once I moved to a city w a much larger spiritual community lol). BUT! I love making different oils and balms and incense blends for personal use— that doesn’t happen as often(still have bottles of my Brigid, Cerridwen and Apollo oils going from over a year ago) seeing as I need to use the stuff I make first lol.
I’m in the process of making a little personal zine for / in honor of Brigid. I’m in the process of making myself Create More for my deities in general- both because it’s fitting for All of Them in general, and it’s good for my own brain. Art & cooking & beverages in general are all involved in my practices like. A lot.
#I love sharing what I want to around my spiritual practices and witchery shit<3333#esp since so MANY of the people in my city are. buckwild about it all. sometimes good and sometimes not. many times not.#it comes w attracting so many pagans and spiritualists and many many others from all over
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Perfume by Lovejoy. Aro Roach. Ghostroachsoap maybe. Something. Help.
Mainly brought to you by the fact that these lyrics are. Painfully aro to me. And I want to fit Roach in there somewhere.
Help Many.
Okay first of all I forgot how good Wilbur fucking Soot music is-
Second you are so fucking RIGHT!
I went to listen to the song and it hit me like a train.
Cus the tone he uses in that verse is just like, so resigned? And that's the feeling I think Roach has towards being Aro in general. Like it sounds soft but it's clear he's not happy.
Melancholic! is what I'm trying to say
Expecially after the verse before that! LIKE that verse sounds so bitter and then he sounds so resigned and then he sounds bitter again.
Like this verse he's Bitter.
You say your ex-boyfriend's a policeman
Well, I say you need better standards
You say your ex-boyfriend's a policeman
I say you need better standards
This one he's resigned to the truth, maybe he finally realized it and is so sad about it.
It seems like all our friends
Abruptly fell in love
And she was in the dust
Darling, life was streaming past
So she learnt to lie
She learnt how to pretend
A drama in the futile
A means to an end
And this one he's bitter again. And even angry because,,, maybe he wants a reason to hate Ghost. Doesn't want to see that the truth is that there's something 'wrong' with himself.
Why can't you be a dick?
Why must you be so nice?
It's hard for me to move on
When I don't really hate you
(I don't really hate you)
(I don't really hate you)
(I don't really hate you)
The 'I don't really hate you'... that yeah... Roach telling that to Ghost over and over again. Like, you know that thing we talked about? Of Ghost and Roach being in a relationship but Roach being miserable cus he's forcing himself to love Ghost romanticly??? And Ghost being worried and sad, because he thinks he's not being a good boyfriend??
I think those verses (the whole song really) FITS BEAUTIFULY, with that concept
Also you have this verses (the ones in bold) in the beggining that just speaks desire to me. Which I think is what might put Roach off even more cus he hates the romance but he loves the sexual part? He wants Ghost but not like... dating, you know what I mean?
But it's all the same
Would be daft of me to cry?
Your tongue is razor sharp
I miss when it would fight mine
Left your heart on standby
By the way he holds you
Bet he serenades you
I can't really blame you
And the ones in italic, again just... give me the vibes of envy. Like... 'I wish that was me, but I'm not but I understand cus I can't give you that' type feelings.
Also just the first verse is amazing for the GhostRoach friendship after Ghost starts dating Soap. Bitter bitter bitter-
And I just bite my tongue
Update me on your life
And now you've found the one
But I don't like his eyes
And I distrust their name
And I hate their haircut
They look like a prick (a prick)
Listen Roach, to me is a little bitter bugger, yes, he doesn't really think like that about Soap, god forbid that man is a sweetheart (he does have the haircut of a prick tho-) But like deep inside in the meanest part of his brain? He's so fucking mad and jealous. That he can't have what those two have BECAUSE HE CAN'T FEEL LIKE THAT. IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF THEM IT'S BECAUSE OF HIMSELF.
He wants Ghost for himself! (but he can't)
And... maybe after a while he also starts wanting Soap (but he also can't!)
Alex you're a complete genius. This is such an Roach song! But more about the messy parts of his being! I'm going insane!!!!
Honestly you are so right this song is peak bitter aro vibes and I'm living for it!!!!!
#me picks up all my analysis skills: let's dissect this baby#MAYBE I'M COMPLETLY WRONG BUT GOD THIS INTERPRETATION MADE ME FEEL INSANE#IT FITS HIM (and me lmao) SO WELL#witchery....#manyrambles#I hope this is comprehesible#cod#call of duty#call of duty roach#call of duty ghost#call of duty soap#ghostroach#ghostsoap#ghostsoaproach#I hope this is what you were trying to look for Alex :'D I kinda just blacked out and went wild
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#that’s what he gets#man thought smoking cigars would make him look cool to his incels and got throat cancer from it#gonna be gaggin for his life#meme#karma is real#lol#humor#andrew tate#incels#gonna be snatched from life from Kevin Samuels#like here come Hurricane cancerina#Greta worked that European girl witchery
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THAT GAME WAS WILD JSBDJD they were leading, then they were blowing it, then they caught back up 😂 experience pens hockey ig a tiny bit upset they didn't score on the empty net, but it's ok
#pens lb#c#the commentator saying it started off wild it's gonna end wild (something like that) & I was like skbdjs trueee#literally was like ‘we better get a pp goal out of this’ & sid scored. I was like 💀 witchery!#also when they replayed carter chucking that stick away I was dying 😂 petty mf#(look I like the bruins but the pens are my boys 👉🏽👈🏽)#kinda glad I didn't turn the game off oof#I was like lemme see this through#& look what happened lol
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#if anyone wants to buy non skull cow bones reach out#I have an entire skeleton#what the fuck am i supposed to do with it#there is no skull to the skeleton#it’s just ribs and vertebrae and femurs#what am i supposed to do with these#poll#witch#witchcraft#bones#vulture culture#vulture.. witch?#bone witch#bone#witchy#hedge witch#witchery#witches#spirit worker#animal spirit#spirit#sorry for the insane amt of tags but i need a good sample size here#(please inquire about my cow bones i have like 50)
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PRIMARY MUSES.
#& ── the darkness‚ it has me . . . 𝗏𝗂𝗈𝗅𝖾𝗍 𝗁𝖺𝗋𝗆𝗈𝗇 .#& ── i can’t control their fear‚ only my own . . . 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝖽𝖺 𝗆𝖺𝗑𝗂𝗆𝗈𝖿𝖿 .#& ── win‚ because you don’t know how to lose . . . 𝖽𝗋𝗂𝗓𝖾𝗅𝗅𝖺 𝗍𝗋𝖾𝗆𝖺𝗂𝗇𝖾 .#& ── i could set this world on fire and call it rain . . . 𝗀𝖺𝖻𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗅 𝗀𝗋𝖺𝗒 .#& ── how long before a legend becomes a god or forgotten . . . 𝖾𝗅𝗌𝖺 .#& ── the world isn’t safe for a girl like me . . . 𝗓𝗈𝖾 𝖻𝖾𝗇𝗌𝗈𝗇 .#& ── he didn’t know what he was doing but it was coming naturally . . . 𝗁𝖺𝗇 𝗌𝗈𝗅𝗈 .#& ── do the universe a favor and don’t hide your magic . . . 𝖼𝖺𝗋𝗈𝗅 𝗆𝖺𝗋𝖼𝗎𝗌 .#& ── more deadly: your stubbornness or your loyalty . . . 𝗆𝗂𝖼𝗁𝖺𝖾𝗅 𝗐𝗂𝗇𝗌𝗅𝗈𝗐 .#& ── here’s the story about a little guy who lives in a blue world . . . 𝗉𝖾𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝗌𝗎𝗅𝗅𝗂𝗏𝖺𝗇 .#& ── magic is science we don’t understand . . . 𝗃𝖺𝗇𝖾 𝖿𝗈𝗌𝗍𝖾𝗋 .#& ── if witchery is a sin‚ they’re going to burn smiling . . . 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍𝗂𝗇𝖾 𝗍𝗂𝗆𝖾 .#& ── the weight of an empty life will lessen at the moonlight . . . 𝗇𝗂𝖼𝗁𝗈𝗅𝖺𝗌 𝗋𝗎𝗌𝗁 .#& ── a charming young man capable of being terrible . . . 𝖻𝗋𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝗊𝗎𝗂𝗅𝗅 .#& ── still bitter seventeen‚ searching for an exit . . . 𝗉𝖺𝗎𝗅 𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌𝗅𝖾𝗒 .
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WHY MUSE GOES SO HARD LIVE???? ITS UNFAIR
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