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some late night orphydice for your soul 🌹✨
#what the fuck kinda ship name???#orpheus and eurydice#orpheus#eurydice#ht#hadestown#hadestown nytw#damon daunno#nabiyah be#artsiesbyme
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merlin who grew up in a small village and only having one (1) friend growing up (will) and them two being thick as thieves and not making friends with anyone else so they have like no boundaries and they eventually begin to court without really knowing what they’re doing but just knowing that they’re super close and care for each other deeply but not being able to put a name to what they are. which in turn leads to merlin growing up thinking that like spending 24/7 together, holding hands everywhere you go, staring into each others eyes and at each others lips, cuddling at night even when it’s boiling hot, and kissing is normal in platonic friendships which leads to a LOT of misunderstandings and miscommunication when he gets to camelot.
#merlin x will#what’s their ship name#whatever#merlin completely missing gwen’s flirting in the early seasons#thinking him and lancelot are just really good friends despite the fact that they’ve kissed multiple times#thinking him and gwaine are BEST friends after spending the night in his room#(gwaine never correcting that bc he’s used to the whole one night stand move on kinda thing. he’s a fling queen.)#never questioning what the fuck is going on with him and arthur#merlin: i love all my very good friends :]#literally all of camelot: i’m in love with you#merlin emrys#bbc merlin#mergwen#merthur#mercelot#mergwaine#multishipper#merlin’s harem#oblivious merlin 🔛🔝#arthur pendragon#sir gwaine#sir lancelot#guinevere#this is just adding on to my previous bbc merlin post LMAO#i just decided to post it separate
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Okay wanted to make a poll about this OKAY so we got our LostShipping and Lava right?(I'm a total Junkie for both of them 😖)Yeah...Lostshipping kinda taking over rn but as a Lava at heart....what if we just.............Geo x Cole x Kai?
#Kinda liking this idea tho lmao#Like#Imagine Kai warming up to Geo and what not after originally being upset bc the love of his life found someone b4 he could say anything#Bc yk Kai took to long then the merge happened and yda yda#BUT THEN COLE FINDS HIM TALKS TO HIM AND GEO WALKS UP NEXT TO COLE AND KINDA LIKE “Yo date?” AND AFTER SOME THINKING#KAI'S LIKE “FUCK YEAH TWO AWESOME BOYFRIENDS” And they live happily ever after ☺️☺️#ninjago#lego ninjago#Ninjago ships#ninjago kai#ninjago cole#ninjago geo#lostshipping#lavashipping#LostLavaShipping??#YO WAIT LOSTLAVA KINDA DIGGING THAR NAME#Even if it's kinda long lmao#Idk I'd need suggestions but still
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welcome to my sanji dump where if im not talking about sanji then i am dead in a ditch somewhere. i love sanji. sanji is my white girl 7 days a week.
#i will use she her and he him on sanji btw#i hc sanji as like. idk what exactly but def not cis#i see him as pretty genderfluid having both fem and masc days though#i like a good amount of sanji ships. lusan zosan acesan like yeah. all goated#I ALSO ENJOY SANAMI TOO#IN A LESBIAN SANJI IS TRANSFEM WAY GUYS#im most insane about zosan in a t4t kinda way. fucking love that#vinsmoke sanji#one piece#sanji#i dont have a name i just realized#ahhh… ahh… dont even worry#txt#maybe when more ppl follow ill reveal more about myself but for now#but for now uh. its just me here.
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noah and mirage transformers is this anything
#mirage#noah diaz#mirage transformers#mirnoah#noage#what even is the ship name help#noah/mirage#transformers#transformers rotb#traditional art#art#artists on tumblr#kinda iffy abt how noah turned out but fuck it we ball#spent like 5 min sketching him so it’s my own fault srry#my art#maccadam
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Satellite Boys Headcannons
Yusei is a he/they bi, Crow is a transmasc gay/asexual, and Jack is a very loud straight ally.
Aki and Carly and super into horror movies, which really sucks for Jack and Yusei who are really not into horror movies. Yusei can handle most gore, but psychological horrors really mess with him. Jack can't handle gore beyond a stab wound, but he doesn't really mind psychological horrors because he's just like 'nah im just built different (dumber)'
Crow is very superstitious, much like Martha. Knocking on wood, being wary of the number 13, throwing salt over your shoulder (though that one is kinda justified considering spirits are like a real thing in ygo) are all stuff he does on the regular
Crow is the only person in the house who can cook. Yusei has never touched an oven in his life because he's spent half of it forgetting to eat, and Jack is... Jack.
In between the three of them, Jack has caused the most property damage. This is very impressive considering Yusei likes to kick down every door he can't open, regardless of the situation. He can lock pick, he just decides not to most of the time. Crow is usually more sneaky when trying to get into places he's not supposed/allowed to, though he's not above shattering a few windows for fun. Jack just likes blowing stuff up.
Neither Jack or Yusei have gotten their ears pierced (Jack wears clip-ons), because Crow has told them horror stories of what happened when he got his ears pierced in prison and how horribly infected they got (he told them this with a bright smile because he thought itd impress them and has yet to realize the mental ramifications it has had on his family)
Hogan is Martha's last name.
Jack has the most refined fighting style, mainly sticking to hard-hitting punches that can knock you out in one blow. Yusei's is more of a freestyle, mixing both fast punches and kicks to knock someone down as quickly as possible. Crow fights like a kindergartner, with biting, hair-pulling, spitting in your eye being some of his go-to tactics. Crow has nearly bitten off someone's finger before, and is not afraid to do it again.
Crow has only ever served his full jail sentence once. Every other time he's broken out.
All three of them participate in the twin's school activities in some way. Crow and Yusei usually go to the PTA meetings, and Jack usually goes to things like sporting events because he is too competitive for his own good and nobody can stop him.
#yugioh#ygo#ygo 5ds#yugioh 5ds#yusei fudo#jack atlas#crow hogan#aki izayoi#carly nagisa#faithshipping#scoopshipping#crow: haha yeah so anyways then this weird white stuff started coming out of the piercing and it kinda started hurting but i was fine#yusei and jack: what the actual fuck.#crow probably has like amazing prison stories of him just fucking over guards in the smallest ways that hes super proud of#im calling them the satellite boys cuz i dont wanna use their ship name since these are strictly platonic hcs#we need more platonic group names#none of these three are law-abiding and im tired of pretending they are#can you tell crows my favorite#aki loves horror movies change my mind
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Belisarius Cawl, hiding for his life, his ass kicked, ship crashing, friends in mortal peril: I am such a smart boy, he-he-he =)
#I love him so much your honor#warhammer 40000#adeptus mechanicus#belisarius cawl#genefather#guy haley#cawlposting#(kinda going to finish my thoughts on the book here since I ran out of space on the last post)#but a huge HUGE part of what I loved about this book were all the fun relationships and dynamics that it had set up#I literally want to see all of those characters again#Cawl and AsanethAyu? Absolutely. Not necessarily in a shipp-y way (Unless?) But god do I love seeing necrons bicker apparently#Cawl and Bile? Do my eyes deceive me or did Haley actually pull off 'we are not so different you and I' thing in a genuinely interesting wa#Cawl and Primus? What can I fucking say?!#Guy Haley should be awarded a prize for bringing back emotion and weight into what is surely one of the top 5 most overused words in 40k#Cawl and Qvo? Never before have I so thoroughly understood shippers of something that I don't personally ship.#I (barely) write a different type of fanfiction but somewhere in here there is a potential for the most wonderfully fucked up family#Primus and Porter? They did not talk but parallels between them were set up SO hard. This one is definitely not shippy for me#just so fucking charged with storytelling potential#All the minor guys? X99 whom I now love dearly? Oswen who was set up to be the traitor so hard and then just sort of wasn't? (Unless?!)#Skitarii Marshal named Iota?! Maybe later on that one#and that is to say absolutely nothing about the MASSIVE (eh? get it?) set up for the next big Cawl thing?#god so many threads to follow up on#Guy Haley you owe me like at least three follow-up books
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Season 8 was like 6 years ago(I feel old) and I know ppl have differing opinions on the Mr Echo thing (but it was intended, made it to storyboard and blocked animation and then dropped, soooo) but. I can see his recruitment p easily tbh. Bc the whole reason Dr J was in that lighthouse was because he was resurrected, forced there, and ordered to build Skulkin vehicles by Samukai. But Samukai in the flashback we see has already been deposed as leader of the Skulkin/Underworld. Which means the orders to do so most likely came from Garmadon.
And since Mr. E is one of the head honchos, he's likely an early arrival to the team, so I don't think Harumi has a whole lot figured out at this point, she's just got her Trauma and some Bad Influence Friends and an obsession with Lord Garmadon. So. Like. Plausible deniability road trip that she's just visiting important markers of Ninjago's recent past, all of which involve Lord Garmadon in some meaningful way; its sightseeing, its cathartic, and it gives her time to develop her dream Motorcycle Gang/Resurrection Cult. She's not looking for anyone at the Lighthouse, but she is looking for vehicle blueprints so she can be the Koolest leader on the block. But oops she looks in the basement and there's an Echo.
And she's flipping out bc??? A Ninja???? In the Lighthouse basement??? I mean it makes sense that it would be this one but???
Except this rusty old robot has no idea what she's talking about with this Ninja stuff, he's just waiting for his dad to come back.
And Harumi pauses.
Because how long has he been waiting? He's not sure, he had no proper way to measure time in the basement, and he doesn't have the best view of his clockwork heartpiece. But it was after his father saw a strange ship docking; Echo was worried it was the People who had locked up his father in the first place, but instead his dad sounded happy when he saw whoever was out there. It could have been a front, though, as clearly it was never safe to let Echo back out. Then Dr J popped down briefly, while everyone above was resting, to tell Echo he was desperately needed elsewhere, that it wasn't safe to bring Echo, but that he'd be back in no time.
And the pieces are fitting together for Harumi. And she's like. Your dad's dead, bro.
And he's like. What? Did he die doing what was needed of him?
And she's like. Oh, no. He died a few years later.
And he's like. Why didn't he come back for me????
And she's like. Probably because they kept him away.
And he's like. Who's they?
And she's like. The Ninja I was talking about earlier.
And it surely can't be hard in universe to find pictures of Zane and Dr J post s2-pre s3, so she pulls one up and shows Echo who is freaking out bc why is that one kind of like him and Harumi explains that that was the droid his father created first, that he became a Ninja, and that hes probably the one who took their father away and kept echo waiting for years.
But Echo has doubts, shocked as he is abt a new older brother, he wants to believe the good in the situation so he's unsure. But Harumi mentions that the Ninja's failures to uphold more than their self preservation/interests has led to uncountable losses and devastation in Ninjago time and time again, before delving into her own story. And she seems so kind, and so hurt, and I do think there's a genuine connection btwn these two that forms from this shared emotional torment that they decide came from the Ninja, and now Echo is more receptive.
And then Harumi gets to start her Garmadon pitch because wait! If Echo was made here, then that could only have happened because of Lord Garmadon. And she reiterates that he's the reason she and her city could have even survived The Great Devourer. And maybe Echo's family-by-creation left, maybe they were untrustworthy and lacking, but that's OK bc if you look at it all a certain way, Garmadon is more of a father to Echo than Dr J was. And Echo is a vulnerable, overwhelmed mess who just found out his dad fucked off for years without him and also died, and also he has a brother??? Who their dad clearly seems to have favored??? Did they even know about Echo??? Did they delight in their life free of him???
Basically. Kinda Spinel-core but getting abandoned and left completely alone does that to you. Especially when the first person to find you after being abandoned is a deeply hurt and misguided teen who is probably kinda desperate for someone, anyone else to see the Ninja the way she sees them.
#i was thinking abt the idea of citrusshipping#and how it could have flowed into Mr Echo. with morro as the vengeful influence tinting these#one sided experiences to associate ninja with loss#but theni was like 'wait a sec tho bc Harumi does that also and its her gang called the sons of garmadon#and if youre very carfeully squinting and cherrypicking out pesky details and nuance. like harumi would be.#echos existence is thanks to Lord Garmadon. and there is no better replacement dad than garmadon. you should be a son of garmadon.#and echo would probably listen and she could get him out the lighthouse and off the island'#and anyway i kinda ship Harumi and Echo now?#i like citrusshipping its funney but i think i actually ship this dynamic now#its. fucked and manipulative but its also like. genuine and just. two scarred young people and harumi gives echo her distorted view#of the world as the gift of her love#so its like she wasnt trying to manipulate echo. not like she was trying to manipulate Lloyd.#but she did take someone in a v fragile state and begin shaping his worldview to match hers. unconciously but still done.#like i can also see her bringing him to the mainland and she and UV and Killow are his tethers which means everything he sees radicalizes#him further...and draws him in closer to the fold#anyway if he and harumi smoochie kiss then shes why he got rebuilt in Crystallized. also i think mr F stands for 'Mr Fun Guy'#echo zane#harumi jade#ninjago harumi#quietmystery?#idk what the ship name would be but im here for it#mr e ninjago#mr echo#echo/harumi#tbh i said i kinda ship it now but it could also be friendship#sons of garmadon#...ok til abt the morro-echo-harumi trio hcs and Yes#this is just more of a like. canon compliant ish take where morro is still gone from the narrative#love the idea of the 3 in a vengeance trio tho
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You ever lean into your enemy and give them a seductive smile as you handcuff them just to roundhouse them in the face because Bumblebee has
#Finally finishing up rid#That was kinda fucking gay of you bee#rid15#tf rid15#What is there ship name?#Steelbee#Look I don't ship it with any ounce of seriousness but you gotta admit they have their ✨moments✨
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bread :3
... x xiao, best pairing ever. agreed. you are correct, anon.
#💬 ⌗ 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭'𝐬 𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 . . . ✧#🌱 ⌗ 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐞 ! ♡#/// ⌗ 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐲𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐫 ? ☆#guys guys uwhat would the ship name be...#xiao x toast... or xiao x bread or xiao x loaf ...#xiast kinda sounds like shat...#xiread? xiaread? xiad?#xiaof#xioaf#mmmmm....#i should not be taing this seriously hold on#sudden clarity#what the FUCK am i doin rn
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[ID: A primarily reddish-pink digital art piece fashioned like a magazine cover. It features Yoo Joonghyuk as the Punisher standing close to another version of the Punisher who looks like Lee Seolhwa from Omniscient Reader. Both are looking towards the viewer with serious expressions. Pink electricity dances around them, some of it arcing in the top left into two hearts. There is big white and pink text in front of the two figures saying “The Punisher.” End ID.]
whats better than one punisher? two punishers
some punisher-related snippets under the cut:
(the terms of address for joonghyuk are masculine in the first three snippets and feminine in the fourth)
Dokja: When you played games for competitions, you always played as female characters. Why is that?
Joonghyuk: ...Many had Femme Fatale-esque perks which significantly increased their damage against characters of the opposite sex. This was especially useful in earlier years when meta comprised mostly of male characters and the pool for viable competitive female characters was smaller.
Dokja: But, this year it was different, no? Weren’t all those perks weakened because of how powerful they were? And even then, there was a surge of popularity for female characters because that one group made up of skilled women dominated the leaderboards the year prior.
Dokja: It offered you no true benefit anymore. Why keep using them?
Joonghyuk: ...
Joonghyuk: I’m not sure.
— Chapter 8 of “Transfem YJH AU”
Countless handles and usernames displayed on the screen, the battle roster filled nearly top to bottom with masculine playable characters. Then, there was one with startlingly white hair, red ruby lips, and a curvy figure, looking sultry and distinct from all her stone-faced competitors. That was stuck under his own name.
As the event progressed, the roster was blacked out. Competitors dropped team by team. That woman was still up there. Joonghyuk watched the more famous players in meta throw their headsets on the ground and storm off. He had to resist the urge to cackle and tell them to ‘eat shit’ so many times, it became tortuous.
“To keep it simple, I enjoyed seeing the looks on the players’ faces after they learned some gimmicky female character they didn’t take seriously wiped the whole damn roster clean.”
— Chapter 26 of “Transfem YJH AU”
“Ah, I see. What should we call you then?”
Joonghyuk knew he didn’t have to waste any more time. He could leave them without a name. But, judging from how quickly this random person picked up on his appearance, such a decision could lead to unfavorable theories spreading around. He had to think of something quick.
His mind went back to a time still so clear when the apocalypse was only a far-off nightmare, to national competitions and competitors.
“The Punisher.”
Joonghyuk said the name of the character he brought to the highest ranking on the leaderboards with, then dashed towards the monsters.
— Chapter 1 (Birth of the Punisher) of “Transfem YJH AU (The Prequel)”
“Nah. Honestly, I’m more impressed.” Namwoon then casually strode up and inspected Seolhwa with a playful hum. “Can’t believe the old hag actually found a chick who looks this much like ‘the Punisher.’”
Joonghyuk tensed up. Seolhwa recognized the strange name she really should search up later.
“Um...that is a game character, right?” Seolhwa asked.
“Hell yeah. You fit this bitch’s type so well, it’s almost like you came from the damn game itself. I mean, except for the outfit. The Punisher would have worn something way sluttier.” Namwoon then swerved around and jabbed Joonghyuk on the side with an elbow. “Must have been really disappointing for you, eh?”
Namwoon choked on a yelp when Joonghyuk slapped him upside the head. “Don’t talk about someone like that.”
— Chapter 4 (Chill Out Or Die)* of “Sparkling Water”
*As of posting, this has not been published yet.
#omniscient reader#omniscient reader's viewpoint#orv#orv spoilers#yoo joonghyuk#lee seolhwa#the punisher#transfem yoo joo au#i mean i tag seolhwa but its not technically her if you know what i mean?#i have this headcanon that joonghyuk named the punisher after the character she used to main#in the unspecified moba she used to play#and the moba version of the punisher happens to look similar to seolhwa in my brain at least#kinda unrelated but those rose tattoos on moba punisher only appear after shes killed a male character#i support womens wrongs#sauce reads orv#you know what fuck it ship tag as well#seolhyuk#gay ppl#my art
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A Royal Blue, Malkuth wedding
#nephry osborne#peony upala malkuth ix#tales of the abyss#dist the reaper#dist the rose#jade balfour#jade curtiss#tota#saphir ortion gneiss#jadist#kinda? also what's nephry and peony's ship name#peophry#nepeony#i'm so sorry i gave up on this i love using sai but i never make anything good in it#i just like the idea of nephry chucking the bouquet at Saphir so hard its scores them politician points with daath from his scream#I would have designed another outfit for Saphir but like I already did that twice with my first two tota fanart my favoritism is showing#maybe this is post canon but like he's still in jail so he hasn't been allowed to go shopping#ALSO FUCK I MISSED LORELEI DAY
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I hateeee how asoiaf has just become the "incest books lol" to so many people. what a dumb and reductive way to look at a series that has so much more like. of all the things you could say are the central themes of asoiaf incest in not one of them lmao.(yes obviously it's present, but not nearly as much as people make it out to be)
And this isn't about people who havent read it and are just judging from the outside bc who gives a shit about them.
But I see this mostly from fans and its just??? what the fuck did you read/watch lmao. I mean even hotd which centers around thee incest family isnt about the incest and you'd have to have negative media literacy to think it is.
Also it's fucking insane how being uncomfortable with incest shipping gets you ridiculed in this fandom lmao.
like I'm not here to be the morality police ship whatever the fuck you want idc. but dont be surprised when it makes people uncomfortable???
"ummm if you dont like incest why are you reading the incest books/watching the incest show??? weirdo" I dont fucking know man maybe all the other 348593 interesting things it's about. just a guess.
And these are the same people who go on about "well just bc you write something fucked up doest mean you agree with it" which. yes! true!! then why do you uncritically endorse targ incest blood purity 😭 do you think maybe that's one of the things grrm wrote that he doesnt agree with?
of course not, hotd is a cautionary tale about the dangers of not doing incest and what happens when you let your pure valyrian blood be contaminated by gross peasant genes from outside your family ^_^ obviously ^_^
and anyone who's not into your incest ships is a bigot <3
"but it's normal in their world!1!11!!!" no its not lol. and even if it was. marrying children is also normal in their world what's your point
#.txt#asoiaf#incest cw#'the gods hate incest. Look how they brought down the Targaryens' <- chracter who clearly thinks incest is normal#btw with incest i mostly mean siblings here. bc cousins seems to be pretty normal for them. but there's a big difference lol#its normal for the targs and that's it#and even then. man it would have been so interesting to explore targ incest as psychological horror rather that 'perfect uwu babies'#like imagine being a kid showing normal affection to your sibling and your parents are like. omg someone's in love <3#thats so fucked up and interesting to me!! but no instead we get 'and baegel married his sistercousin and they lives happily ever after <3'#btw i wanna make it clear im not clutching my pearls at people who think incest in asoiaf is interesting#or like it in a 'wow that's fucked up. more' kinda way#but man the 'uwu incest romance' people are so annoying lol. daemon is a malewife sure whatever make everything boring#also i think its gross lmao but again ship what you want idc#especially when its not canon like. why do you want extra incest 🤨#im so tired of seeing helaemond everywhere jfc leave them aloneeee. aemond is a freak but not in that way -_-#lucemond also. die#cringe ass ship names btw -_-#sorry for the rant i dont like to get too serious but this annoys me so baddd#anyway f&b was a mistake
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Cancel me all you want, but I need more Kafka x Blade food.
#honkai star rail#kafka honkai star rail#blade star rail#Kafka x Blade#reminds me of Rosaria x Kaeya#the only difference is that one of them has more screen time#kinda gives me friends with benefits vibe#BTW WHAT THE FUCK IS THEIR SHIP NAME!!?
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really funny that rei knows quincy and has forever but will randomly refer to him as "the big guy"
#nu carnival#rei#quincy#whats the ship name guys quirei? reicy? reicy kinda fucks cus it sounds like racy as in sexy#i like it
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finally caved and watched frozen 2. i thought people were exaggerating but damn everyone in the movie has chemistry except the sole canon couple
#even though we just meet all these extra characters and then leave them for the main arc of the movie... and for what#also anna in general is so fucked over ... her best relationships is with olaf orz#they really had no idea what to do with anyone but elsa#kristoff continues his bond with being flynn's unused concept now he also gets the failed proposal storyline#and he befriends a man named ryder!!! what!!! i ship it too lmao#its main sin is that it's just not fun to watch. so bleak and depressing. no fun villain ofc#it also kinda shits on frozen1 which i really don't get lol#and don't get me started on the paretns apologist agenda#just admit they sucked#also not the brendon urie jumpscare at the end credits omg#frozen#frozen 2#frozen 2 critical#i guess?#mine
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