I am unwell.
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Will never be over the portrait hanging over Nate's bed!?!
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yeah hi wtf? hello???
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Garlemald: We have oil derricks, trains, satellite dishes and cars!
Sharlayan: We have a space program
Tural: Hold my beer
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A little reminder that when everything went to hell and Loki found himself alone with a really deadly danger, and also with a feeling of impossible fear and loneliness, it happened because Sylvie just left.
When he so desperately needed someone around, someone.
She just left him to die.
Because he didn't have the tempad to escape from the destroying TVA like she did.
Even if she didn't know it was going to happen, the fact remains that she left him.
And does anyone really find such cruelty romantic?
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yall ever heard of "twink death dilf birth?" bc in this case it never died cos
you're telling me this is the MOTHERFUCKER I'VE BEEN BEEFING WITH??? I COULD FOLD WHATEVER THIS THING IS IN HALF
HE LOOKS LIKE HE DESERVES ALL THE SLURS I'VE BEEN THROWING AT HIM FOR THE PAST FOUR YEARS NO FUCKING WAY THIS IS CHIEF JUSTICE BRYAN WING
HOYOVERSE THIS IS A TWINK WITH A MOUSTACHE YALL DIDN'T EVEN TRY
now i can confirm that i can go against this deadbeat asshole in a fight and WIN cos i can pummel this motherfucker with one swing of a cast iron pan
MIHOYO PUT HIM BACK IN THE GODDAMN OVEN BECAUSE HE DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE HE'D BE WORTH FIGHTING I CAN'T EVEN CLAIM SELF DEFENCE IT WOULD JUST BE MANSLAUGHTER HE DOESN'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST ME
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Dream: so you still want to live, then?
Hob: oh yes
Dream: a hundred years, then
Hob: *literally breathless* oh yes
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oh god. looking at the transcripts especially for whatever the fuck happened at the end and
blindly? this seems incredibly intentional what thing in the archives if not marked by the Eye would be blind??
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So... i just had the most disoritating oddest exprience.
I wake up pitch black and all I can hear is "You did it Stanley! Now just 5 more clicks on door number 528" and Iay there like wtf for like a whole moment before I get out of bed and rush to my door. I'm just like "Who the fuck is playing The Stanley Parable at this time of night?"
It turns out just to be one of the dvds that my dad leaves playing all night. My half alseep brain confused the voices and with the muffled words it played tricks... guys it's almost midnight... what is life?
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probably late to the party on this one but i just found out about this
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this is all insane what the fuck? doubles players don't need rest anymore everyone!
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also! i know i'm probably like a year and a half late to the scene here, but what the FUCK is that font? it looks like the font you'd use for a children's movie about dragons. and then to pair it with two other non-complementary fonts on top of it? like, shipwar aside, this is what we should be actually upset about. who made that design choice, and who proceeded to then review said design choice, and then allowed it to be seen by the public? bc they should all probably be fired
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Ya know it all honestly I haven’t slept properly in the last three days because I saw a post on TikTok that I can’t find anymore that said “If Boomer is confirmed to be hung in dick size does that mean that lady Boomerang had that pussy Gorilla grip?”….dawg how the fuck do you think this shit up?
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the phone ive had for multiple years just now got a new software update that completely changed the navigation buttons, aka how i access my tabs and the back button, which until now ive had completely down to muscle memory. how do i tell the android ceo to kill himself for this?
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Me: I've had a very hard week, which literally almost destroyed me, but it's okay, OFMD and Loki fandom will cure me.
Loki and OFMD: ☠️☠️☠️
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