twisted wonderland i think u twisted a bit too far in this one

Get Spr(ule)onkd

This loop has to be the one. Nevermind that you said it last loop, and the one before, and the one before that, and most of the ones before that. THIS was the one you'd stop the King in his tracks. You push a few of your many potions to the side to make room on your desk. None of them worked to stop him, so they were useless. He's still about twelve, fourteen? hours away, so you have enough time to make the bomb, eat and take a fat nap before you go pick a fight. Maybe this time, it'll work! It has to!

You've gotten better at making the Craft Bomb. It hasn't blown up on you before you intended to use it in... a long time. You can make it fast enough, now, for it to still be light outside! You've become silent while you work, which Mirabelle has told you is ''worrying'', but you don't see why it is. Are you really that loud? (Yes. You are.)

It's hard work. Soft light bathes your desk, your work, you. You reach out, past your potions, and grab your water bottle. Take a big swig, and

Hmm. That's not water.

How. HOW do you keep making this mistake. You look at the bottle in your hand, and sure enough, it’s one of the potions; your water bottle is shoved in the back of the collection of other containers. The taste is caustic, your throat begins to burn. You shouldn’t be this calm for having just drank something that’ll kill you in a handful of minutes, but it’s happened before. Despite the pain you don't bother trying anything. Just push the finished bomb to the side and lay your face against the wood of the table. Feel the blood start to pool in your mouth and dribbling out, staining the wood. Mirabelle, or Euphie or whoever comes in next, they can use it this loop. It's not the first time you've drank one of the many, many dangerous potions on your desk, and it's probably not the last. Maybe you'll actually clean the crabbing thing off before you work.

Whatever. You have next time. You have all the time.

Perhaps a bit too much, actually.

wooooooow naruto thanked him :) maybe naruto doesn't hate him. maybe.

maybe theyre even.

😳 friends

wait hang on i knew jack & ianto would end up together but i didn’t realize it would happen so fast 😭 felt like all of their development happened off-screen in s1 i was lowkey expecting more like… relationship build up

Allow me to ruin y’all’s day by reminding you that this one random-ass spider from The Lion King 1 1/2 is without a doubt dead.

Whenever spiders partner up/mate, (A.K.A. what Nala and Simba wound up doing later that night, no I will not argue against that), the female spider will kill and eat the male spider, for both nourishment, and to keep reproductive options open.

Which means that not long after this specific scene (or possibly during it), Timon’s spider would be destined to fall into the [literal] jaws of arachnid sexual cannibalism.

Also depending on the species of spider (probably not the case for this scenario) once the above mentioned female spider has children they will consume her body after immediately hatching.

It’s the Circle of Life. And it screws us all.

What I'm enjoying is the general Aussie reaction to my year of festivals gifset. There are at least 3 who've reacted with something to the effect of "TAMWORTH?"/"At least it's not Splendor." and that might not be a lot but it's killing me and I love it.

Being high energy while sick feels insane. Like my brain is telling me I should lay down and rest but is also telling me I should run around in circles and break things.

i have a secret identity where I comment on things.... I like to comment on comics I like in a sincere way and tell them the art is good... OS MANY PEOPLE on fucking comicfury are like trying to make jokes on pages without even saying that they like the comic??? Not that bad but it's not very encouraging when all you get is jokes... I like to comment other places too.... I like to comment

anyways i should probably get this out of the way in its own post but i literally dont care abt ships in toh. there is MUCH richer content (commentary on the horrors of institutionalized christianity and colonization, abuse, chronic illness, ptsd/mental illness in general, THE PLOT) to be explored and discussed rather than. “oh. these characters should kiss.” i think lumity is cute and raeda is fun but god i just do not care about shipping drama do NOT bring that lame bullshit on my page or on my posts lmfao. 

almost forgot to post these !!

ppl responding “remember” to comments/commenting it on videos someone made in 2020/2021 in a pathetic attempt to make the person who initially made the comment/video ashamed bc anything done in that time period is automatically deemed cringe is so fucking annoying. what if those ppl got hobbies that didn’t include trying to shame others for enjoying things.

The number of times I've watched bte 348 is ridiculous, but i can't stop watching it...

I don’t know. I just think maybe we shouldn’t compare potential “prejudice” against a fantasy species that literally eats people to actual real life racism

TARGET   :    GOJO, SATORU. LOCATION   :   @parieha​​​​​​​​ ASSIGNMENT   :   otherwise prompted. ENCRYPTED   :   ❝     ─   ah  ,  ah  !  aggression  isn't  attractive  !    ❞     gojo  merely  lifts  his  head  when  he  catches  her  fist  over  the  back  of  the  couch  ,  trademark  upturn  of  his  lips  infuriatingly  mocking  as  it  was  to  everyone  .      ❝     plus  ,  i  heard  you  a  mile  away  .  tsk  !  i'd  work  on  that  before  trying  to  throw  any  punches  at  anybody  ~  !   ❞    (   he  merely  squeezes  their  fist  in  punishment  for  her  transgressions  ,  harmlessly  reprimanding  .  )  ❝    ya  hear  me  ?  quit  it  .    ❞

        ❝   you took from my snack stash!   ❞   she exclaims, teeth bared and brows furrowed with annoyance. ❝   and don’t tell me it wasn’t you because you are the only one who knows where it is!   ❞

         she doesn’t want to hurt gojo - not usually, anyway - but sometimes she just wants to eat all his energy til there’s no damn smug smile on his face. she hates the lack of integrity - flaunting himself, doing things that earn him a fair punch to the face and cowering from his consequences! at least she knew when she deserved a beating! 

        a pause. anger subsiding into confusion. she does not take her hand from his wrist ( though, there is the fleeting thought that he really doesn’t need both his hands ), instead merely tilting her head sidelong, upper lip curling back - she looks like she doesn’t understand. it’s not exactly an uncommon expression, especially when she’s trying to understand gojo’s never - ending string of utter nonsense.

        ❝   what do i give a damn what’s attractive? what do you give a damn? i’m not attractive to you anyway.   ❞

that's how you wind up in Russia.. sucking at basketball and thinking you're better than America 😅

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