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weirdly-specific-but-ok · 3 months

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our flag means death but i've never watched it

Hey OFMD fandom, the Ineffable fandom sends their Mascot. I was supposed to do this many days ago, but the OFMD tag on tumblr was filled with... things. This time, I gained my knowledge from Pinterest instead, and I, Asmi, of the Good Omens Fandom, am rooting for you all!

THAT BEING SAID. WHAT THE DEVIL IS THIS SHOW MEANT TO BE? AS USUAL, I UNDERSTAND ABSOLUTELY NOTHING DESPITE MY BEST EFFORTS, BUT TAKE A SUMMARY ANYWAY:

It is gay. Of this at least, I am very sure.

There are pirates. The pirates are the above gays.

There is a guy named Ed who is Blackbeard, and he is very soft and shares trauma and has grey hair.

He is in love with Stede, who writes him bottle letters and throws them away.

Ed is not happy about the throwing away part. I think he wanted to read the letters.

They read the letters together.

There is a guy named Lucius and someone kisses him and they do a victory punch. They break up because of fish.

Someone named Izzy has a redemption arc.

There are colonisers. They are British. This makes sense, at least.

The colonisers are not homophobic, they merely find love pathetic.

In the 1600s male pirates married each other and that's where the term 'matey' originated. I do not know. This is what Pinterest yelled at me.

Uh Ed pulled a Crowley on Stede and instead of Alpha Centauri asked him to run away to China with him.

Stede ran away from him instead.

Izzy was not a father figure to Ed. Discuss. It is something involving horniness and unrequited love.

Izzy died.

Ed was upset under a blanket. Stede respected this.

Ed built a blanket fort. Is this a running theme?

I understood nothing more because I can't make out whether 'ship' refers to relationship or the actual fucking ship. What does 'Steve does fixing in the ship' MEAN IS THIS MARRIAGE COUNSELLING OR NAVAL ENGINEERING?

EVEN THOUGH I UNDERSTOOD NOTHING, THIS SEEMS LIKE A GAY FUCKING DISASTER. RENEW IT. GO SLAY OFMD THE GOOD OMENS FANDOM IS BEHIND YOU.

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stellarspecter · 7 months

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@pscentral event 20: antagonists ↳ THE LORDS IN BLACK in NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE

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transmascissues · 8 months

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I love you lifelong vaginal atrophy

i love you topical estrogen that treats atrophy and doesn’t interfere with testosterone at all. i love you modern medicine that makes safe and harmless transitions possible. i love you health professionals who explained the risks of taking testosterone to me calmly and told me exactly how we would respond to each one if they ever became an issue because they’re not scary or unmanageable if you have good, competent people on your side.

i hate you terf rhetoric that completely ignores the actual reality of testosterone hrt in favor of portraying it as poison. i hate you transphobes who try to make me scared of the medication that gave me my life back.

#these people have no fucking clue what they’re talking about #and anyway. you think atrophy would be the worst of my lifelong health conditions?#these people will be like ‘you’ll be a lifelong medical patient!!!’ okay??? im a fucking cripple i already am #anon hate #examples of transandrophobia #transandrophobia #transandromisia #transmisandry #virilphobia #virilmisia #anti transmasculinity #transmascphobia #trans men #transmascs

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st-hedge · 10 days

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I hadn’t drawn the house of hades boys in years! Curse me! This isn’t exactly a remake of an old painting but it’s in the vibe of how I used to draw them all the time. Poetic and stealing kisses

#hades game #zagreus #thanatos #thanzag #I have missed than being a shy tsundere who was so so so fucking difficult to catch up with #loved them and loved this game #can’t wait to see what happens next to curb stomp my heart #no spoilers if there were any clues in the tech test!!!!#I don’t want to hear it lalalallalalalallalala

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xiewho · 2 months

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the duo Ever

#fantasy high #dimension 20 #gorgug thistlespring #fig faeth #fantasy high junior year #when u and ur bff just have zero fucking clue whats going on #ugh theyre so real #fhjy #dimension 20 fanart #fantasy high fanart #d20 #YAYYY IM CAUGHT UP NOW everybody claps #I FORGOT AYDA'S FEATHER i am going to lock myself up #my art

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bleh1bleh2 · 10 months

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"Hey Keith, what else is in your belt pouches?"

Keiths belt pouches 2/2

#and then later #keith: i nailed the comforting thing!!!!#lance: you guys will never believe what just happened #voltron #klance #keiths belt pouches #also are these in the same timeline or different ones? you decide #personally think its kinda funny if keith just has. a weird assortment of earth snacks #and keeps it a secret from everyone until the time is Right #but also having literally no clue what he has in the pouches and seeing him hold out gummy worms (months into space) is so fucking funny #another mystery: does lance eat the worms??#(yes he does. they all try a gummy worm. the question is if theyre still good)#my art #edit: i tried adding an ID but let me know if its weird and ill fix it

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holeodemony · 3 months

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I know I've casually mentioned that I use a tape recorder in a previous post about how much TMA has effected my life but. I was not exaggerating.

Just yesterday night I was having a mental breakdown talking to myself about stuffs and then I went, oh shit, I gotta record this.

I fucking paused my disassociated panic attack to run across the house, sit down with my tape recorder, turn the recorder on, say that I was in a shit mental state, and then continue on with my breakdown.

I shit you not I just *paused* the breakdown in order to grab my tape recorder. It shouldn't be funny that no matter what I do I need my recorder, but it kinda is.

I mean, I don't go anywhere without my SONY microcassette-corder M-560V. I don't leave the house with it. I usually keep it with my phone. Hell, I've even left it in my bed because of the recordings I do in order to end the day.

I get anxious whenever I don't have my tape recorder on me. I used to feel that way with my mp3 player, despite the fact that my phone was always more efficent with music, but yeah. I need my tape recorder to *function.*

This is probably unhealthy.

I'm blaming The Magnus Archives.

And myself.

But mostly The Magnus Archives.

#tma #the magnus archives #magnus archives #weird shit my brain does #does this count as the weird brain series(?) I'm doing?#I think this counts.#anyways. yeah #my brain is kinda fucked #but that's okay #tape recorders #audio journaling #weird obsessions #i have no clue what else to put here

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nose-coffee · 1 year

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honestly, i just gotta imagine anybody from the Houses not involved with the Cohort hearing abt tlt events would be wild. like

random fifth house citizen: all....all of the house heirs died?

their random fifth house citizen friend: [nodding] except for Ianthe Tridentarius of the Third and a Ninth nun. they’re the Emperor’s new Lyctors.

random fifth house citizen: [imagining the Lyctor trials as Battle Royale style death matches]....but everyone else died??

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random fifth house citizen’s friend: hey did you hear? the sixth house installation got cooked in that recent sunflare!

random fifth house citizen:

random fifth house citizen’s friend: also the Emperor has a daughter

random fifth house citizen: oh shit really? congrats to him. chaotic time to be raising a kid tho, imo

random fifth house citizen’s friend: she’s like, nineteen

random fifth house citizen:

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random fifth house citizen’s friend: [poking their head into the room] hey, just letting you know, the tomb’s open

random fifth house citizen: the what’s what

random fifth house citizen’s friend: the tomb is open. the locked one. on the ninth house. it’s open.

random fifth house citizen:

#fuck off lou #my post #tlt #the locked tomb #'tombs open' w the same energy as 'moons haunted'#tlt meta #tlt shitposting #honestly i just think abt third house citizens celebrating 'princess coronabeth our darling gone too soon day' a lot #like. you poor fuckers have no clue oh god #i think abt the nine houses nameless citizens a lot. who knows what fate has in store for them

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pineappical · 9 months

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will and ted's excellent adventure (at six flags)

#ted lasso #ted lasso fanart #coach beard #tedbeard #based on that 'take a white person's ass to six flags' dailyquests post HJAKGVJHAGHJDGVHJAG #pn.art #i had more i wanted to draw but im SNZZZZ #<- like a continuation to that second drawing with ted winning a toy for beard instead (REALLY BASED ON THAT ONE VIDEO OF JSUDS TBH)#also i know in my heart beard isnt afraid of rollercoasters he just loves using it as an excuse to scream at the top of his lungs #IM NOT AMERICAN NOR WHITE BTW I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THE FUCK IS AT SIX FLAGS BUT IVE BEEN TO AN AMUSEMENT PARK SO.

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squeaky-warrior · 6 months

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So basically, Correspondence pumpkin

#Fallen London #Fallen London correspondence #pumpkin carving #get it #because fire glow from pumpkin #and also like correspondence #anyway sorry to most of my mutuals who will have no fucking clue what this is #also am i the only one to carve pumpkins based on my niche interests each year?#no? just me #haloween

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phantomrose96 · 8 months

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I'm now like 70 pages into Harrow and I feel like Harrow Light-From-Death-Note'd herself.

In a stroke of certainly pure brilliance, wiped her own mind and brainwashed herself with a completely different version of events and left a stash of letters for her to read upon the Fulfillment of her Keikaku.

(Keikaku means Bones)

#im joking i have actually no clue what the fuck is going on #chrissy reads harrow the ninth

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fairytail-incorrectquotes · 7 months

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Natsu: I haven't really known what I've been doing since I was like 15, but I don't think it's too obvious Lucy: It is. It is extremely obvious.

#natsu dragneel #natsu continues to be a mood #i'm in law school. like i am a full adult. i pay rent and feed myself. i have no fucking clue what's going on this is a cry for help /lh #he just like me fr #but we knew that. he's actually why my hair is pink. it's all the fault of one sunshine boy with a million dollar smile and the power of fr #endship. he's why i'm getting my degree and why i've planned my wedding and he's why every blessing in my life is mine #sorry got sentimental there hsdbfuwefwegf that's all a story - a very teary eyed story - for another time #lucy heartfilia #nalu #fairy tail #fairy tail incorrect quotes #incorrect fairy tail quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #anime #manga

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dontbelasagnax · 9 months

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a coruscant date night

My page art for @thecodywanzine !! If you didn't get your hands on a copy, I recommend checking out the leftover sale in September. All the contributors and mods put such hard work into it and it shows <3

#codywan #commander cody #obi wan kenobi #star wars fanart #my art #this was my big “fuck around and find out” painting of 2022 #did not have a single clue what i was doing. just had a vision and a deadline.#this is supposed to be no order 66 au btw 🥺

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useryoongis · 7 months

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snack time !

#bts #bangtan #dailybts #userbangtan #purplearmynet #yoongi #min yoongi #snow.gifs #usersky #userzaynab #why do these still look reddish pinkish when that was the first thing i tried to fix 🤨🤨🤨#i promise i will gif other members too not just yoongi dw #also i had idea what the fuck to caption this what are you supposed to caption something like this i have no clue #anyways i just love fake love era yoongi like his hair looks so good and the dangly earring and HIM

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winepresswrath · 2 months

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sudden yearning for time travelling teen jiang fengmian lands at lotus pier fic that winds up being about a perfectly nice kid having a varying series of "oh no. i don't like that. that's a lot" reactions.

#i think in order for this to be satisfying i have to give grace and interiority to teenmian #i'm picturing an older teen like 18ish? maybe even early 20s?#big crush on csr he's already pretty sure isn't going to work out #but at least he'll always have wei-xiong #anyway this is my ploy to give jfm a chance at an ugly crying meltdown #he's trying so hard to be even keeled and like #maybe take this as an evil vision designed to teach him something #but somewhere in between my crush stole my man and then they died #my whole sect burned #my grown ass son who is older than me making the vibe sooooo weird #and my grandson! child of my dead???? daughter??????#is just like yeah he never talks about you. no never never #and then wwx blows into town and idk somehow they all end up at dinner together and jfm politely calls lqr a punk ass bitch in front of lwj #because what???? context clues suggest lqr has the fucking nerve to not like wei xiong's baby after All That #only for adult son with the weird vibes #to imply only filial piety is keeping him from naming the real #punk ass bitch #anyway this ends with jfm crying because clearly he marries yuanyuan and she HATES HIM and then his own son ALSO HATES HIM #and would rather stupid Lan-er-gongzi #be his dad.#if you like lqr so much why don't you just join the lan sect then?????#and that's how jc learns he didn't get it all from his mama #jc didn't mean it he was stressed! this isn't his dad it's an a-ling sized kid. but it's still stressful

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vegan-kaktus · 10 months

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my man eating a veggie burger

#ts1+ts2 render #my tragic man #i have absolutely no fucking clue what im doing #🧽

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