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mixmioart · 3 months

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My dnd character:) my favourite little guy:)

#one time at a party I mentioned I played dnd #and I guy asked what character I was playing #and when I said I played a human paladin he said that was the most boring choice ever #well yeah maybe if u suck #dnd paladin #dnd art #dnd character #illustration

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petrichorium · 7 months

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The fav I have the most frequent (and most intense) fights with is actually jing yuan btw

#pattering on the roof #he has a tendency to make me feel stupid and it’s not entirely by accident #he just can’t help himself #like JDNJFNEF I reference it in my meet fruit fic (which was Very selfship coded) but #the first massive fight we have is before we start dating when he’s still like courting me ig #and wheedles me into playing starchess w him #but I’m BAD at starchess okay I hate it I suck at it sucking at it makes me hate it more #and I like him so much and he’s so good and I wanna make a good impression but I SUCK and I leave every time upset #and he knows ofc he does. I’m improving and he loves seeing me improve which is why he keeps asking #eventually he’s like well maybe it’ll help if I let her win #no. it doesn’t. I blow up at him entirely bc I HATEEEE being condescended to and if u wanted someone who could beat u in starchess then go #find someone else u fucking asshole don’t humiliate me like that (<- face puffy weeping literally the only two people in the garden)#and I storm off sobbing. literally refuse to interact w him for MONTHS he’s making every excuse to bump into me and it’s full cold shoulder #I also never fully forgive him for it. we never play starchess again even centuries down the line after we’re married and he’s retired #n e way yeah #p much every fight is similar he just makes me feel dumb sometimes and I lash out at him #and frankly often it’s warranted bc not infrequently he provokes me on purpose #ss.🌧 yujing

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toxooz · 1 year

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maybe im projecting but i feel like Ollie would have a FUCKING HUGE monstera plant in his house thats taking over his living room

#ollie #anytime someone asks about it hes just ''good camouflage for me :]''#in fact i feel like he would have a shit load of plants from his home continent that his mom keeps sending him #but again maybe im projecting AHA #like yeah he can forge weapons of war with his eyes closed and can maul a grown man to death but dammit that man knows his PLANTS #anyway i got a monstera over the winter bc ive wanted one for the longest time but i was sO scared of killing it #bc its higher maintenance than succulents and snake plants all that #and brother i aint got the remembrance or energy or executive function to be taknig care of high maintenance plants but luckily #my obsession has taken over and im doin pretty good keeping up with watering and i plan on getting it better soil for fertilization #it seems to be doing well and is even growing 3 new leaves AAOOOOO #one of the juvenile leaves even grew a lil hole in it and im :')#but i still gotta properly repot it and actually put poles in it to climb bc theyre kinda half ass put in there #but sPRING IS COMING i am ready #also have a monster adinsoniiiiiiihowever tf u spell it but same applies #i feel like just having 1 (or 2 kindof) that are high maintenance is goin good bc i can focus most of my energy on that like a pet PFFT #bc unfortunately i fear that if i had a shit load of high maintenance plants i would get overwhelmed and involuntarily make them all die #which SUCKS bc i want my house to be infested with so many plants sOOO BAD ugh maybe one day i wont be mentally ill lmfao 💗#ANYWAY more pon ti comin soon

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vanyafresita · 2 months

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WWGRRRAAAAAAAHHHHHHH <- it wants to buy a secondhand book that is on sale, but it already has several books to-read right there in its bookshelf

#okay imma sound insane for a moment but bear with me #ive been avoiding the lord of the rings movies since i was like 14 cuz i wanted to read the books first #but then i never fucking did I KNOOOOOW OKAY every single person ive met friends professors and randoms tell me i should read the books !!!#and a few weeks ago a friend was like #if the lord of the rings books seem a big intimidating you should try reading the hobbit first its a light read and will get u in the mood #and today i was casually checking for 2nd hand books of le petit prince in french bcs thats the type of person i am #(<- collects the same book in different languages)#and suddently i saw on sale the hobbit book and im soooooo *explodes*#I NEED ITBSO BADLY BUT I HAVE MY BOOKSHELF RIGHT NEXT TO ME WITH AROUND 20 BOOKS I HAVE YET TO READ #/AND/ THREE BOOKS I STARTED AND HAVENT FINISHED YET #SOMEONE KILLLL MMEEEEEEE #''just watch the movies they are well adapted''#what if i told you i'd rather kill myself #i already hate coraline as it is YES THE MOVIE IT FUCKING SUCKS THE BOOK IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITES AND THE MOVIE MESSED IT SO BAD #I COUDL WRITE A WHOLE ESSAY ON WHY IT SUCKED the animation and technique was cool i dont have a problem w that THE STORY THO- !!!!!!#anyways the thing with me is that i usually prefer reading books first and then MAYBE checking visual adaptations #cuz i like when my brain gets to imagine things i hate being given everything I WANNA MAKE A MOVIE IN MY HEAD FIRST !!!!#so yeah i will suffer for some more time until i finish reading my to-read pile of books and then i'll continue buying books #sorry for being insane tee hee #vanya strawberry flavored

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toastsnaffler · 5 months

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my flatmate asking me the day before "do u want to hang out w me and [old friend] everyone else cancelled so I can invite u now" is not the heartfelt offer she thinks it is :^/

#what am i sloppy seconds. fuck off man #i like them both but im not in the place to socialise rn + also it just feels kinda mean. theyve had these plans for weeks #and i wasnt invited bc some of their other friends (who ive never met) didnt want me there which is fair enough ig #even tho their friends complained abt someone else bringing her bf but they both blocked the veto for that. pretty sure ik them-#better than some guy but whatever. i dont rly like their friends anyway bc they only ever have bad things to say abt them #like damn they sound like they have the emotional range of toddlers plus theyre all into shit like genshin. so i wasnt fazed abt it #hope they have a nice time etc but wow sure now theyve cancelled the day before u can invite me as a replacement. yeah thatll do wonders #for the social and self esteem issues i have around being single use and disposable and always on the outside etc yippee #the thing is if i go theyll just talk to each other anyway and leave me to be the fly on the wall like they always do. they dont want #me there they just want an audience i literally have nothing else to contribute i dont think they even like me that much so!#anyway complaint over. genuinely i hope they have a nice time im just annoyed at being treated like that + probably projecting a bit too #its not like i could go if i wanted to anyway bc i have shit to sort out + mail to wait for. maybe next time invite me from the start huh #we had another old friend visit last weekend but those plans were really made without me too and i was just added bc i Live Here so its #kind of unavoidable. but oh well whatever it was nice to see them either way #im too depressed rn to fix my social life or even rely on existing coping strategies in social situations so im having to temporarily #cut it back bc i get too trigger sensitive + dont want to hurt myself or others bc of an arbitrary emotional overreaction #its usually one of the first things to go when im Going Thru It not in a self isolating way but more bc its one of the hardest things #for me to maintain + im pretty self sufficient so its not absolutely crucial. like of course i love my friends but socialising is a #want not a need yknow. eating/sleeping/exercising/hygiene are all more fundamental parts of the engine so i gotta prioritise them #and it sucks but ill survive. anyway sorry for venting on everyones dash so early in the morning i woke up grumpy 👎#i need to get breakfast and then go out. ughhhhhhh okay.#.vent

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turtle-seance · 8 months

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... the other good thing about my family not following this blog is i can also uh. say things that are not terrible jokes

#talk tag #leo.txt #'oh but isnt everything you say a joke' common misconception actually! only most things are. hope this helps <3 #like mayb 70-80% of things. 90% if im really feelin it #look its not my fault im just naturally funny and charming and handsome etc etc. what can u do <3 #..anyway umm um. dont tell anyone but the touch starvation has been hitting real hard lately #like man a lot of the rest of this stuff i could like . deal with. like Yeah not being seen or heard sucks but at least theres #the goggles for that right #but theres not. like. touch goggles thatd be weird. idk how that would even work #and its like. i feel bad for complaining when donnie is working so hard to make me a body #and im HERE and my family can see and hear me again and like . i am grateful for that! i just #mannn idk. i miss touch </3 #ok anyway enough cringe (aka emotions) posting for the night LMAO uummmm look over there- [disappears]#see. ghost joke #no fr though im good i just gotta yell into the (non separate dimensional) void sometimes. u know how it is #ok well. probably not really bc all of you are alive but like #... at least as far as i know. hey if any of you are ghosts you have to tell me or its entrapment. for legal reasons this is a joke

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sleepless-in-starbucks · 7 months

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i forgot how good procrastination could be for writing

#the cryptid speaks #like yeah sure when u need to write it sucks bc then ur procrastinating ur writing #but if u have Other Stuff u need to procrastinate. well writing is suddenly ur best friend #maybe ill actually finish another fic before the end of the year guys

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visionkept · 1 year

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❝ I'm not funny, I'M HILARIOUS. ❞ Not a single trace of SHAME in those prideful words of theirs. It's almost as if they were mocking her imprudent attitude ( and most likely were ). Coming from a STRANGER, her coarse comments meant NOTHING to them. ❝ Save your claws for another day, blondie. ❞ Been insulted for YEARS had given them some IMMUNITY to this kind of remarks. It's as if their mind had ADAPTED to the CIRCUMSTANCES.

❝ I can tell you my name. ❞ Was it going to be that easy ? Nop ! You know damn well it won't be. ❝ But you gotta ask NICELY first, KITTEN. ❞

The way she reacts to the tiniest respond they give. . . it's ENTERTAINING to say the least. The smirk they held only grows. Finds themselves giving a step, showing they do not fear nor find themselves threatened by her presence. On the contrary, TEASING her had made this exchange worth their time.

@snowtombedstar / / FROM THIS THREAD.

#snowtombedstar #is this late? yeah. BUT ITS SO FCKING FUNNY CAUSE IM ABOUT TO OPEN THE HOT SPRINGS THREAD #and this just show how far they have come like . .. oooh u want to kiss me (and suck my cock maybe) soooo bad #︾╼╼ █ █ ║˚ ▹ VERSE 1. wandering thunderstorm▕🗲#tomo: im gonna tease her so she can finally leave me alone #narrator vc: that just started a chain of fortunate events #they r gonna get their balls kicked but oh well. that was a potential risk #continuing on a separate post cause we using beta now

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twilightarcade · 9 months

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I love making a character and then them immediately morphing into a knockoff of my dad. Like haha u were a guy but now you're just like my dad in particular and I'll never forget about that how does that make you feel

#wordstag #it's happened like... 3 times #maybe it's that whole like father like son whatever thing. He's bleeding into my personality and I just go haha yeah no that's my dad #I have considered stealing from my grandpa's speech habits intentionally but #one has the exact opposite of speech habits. Not speaking habits. Kinda like my dad but slightly worse #the other would probably be a bit disconcerting to hear in any of my stories because it would likely be received with immediate suspicion #the other other I never met. He was an largely absent thogh according to my dad #he had a cool car? Alcoholic. Maybe thats why my dad is like this #anyways about my other (the first other) grandfather he was really like #well he was in the army and he loves me and my sister #he would always tell us to watch each other's 6 (then clarify that 6 meant back) whenever we left #which would be mildly disconcerting (I literally just made that word up idk if I'm using it right) in any context I would put a story in #though maybe it could be played as like.. a red herring or whatever #first grandfather (metioned) is the plant guy #anyways I'm absolutely starving. Terrible headache.#but I don't leave for another hour so like. Sucks to be u #getting sorta sleepy and tired of old people #<- that was written an hour ago I'm back home now and ate but I still have a headache #might just sleep about it #I was standing outside in the sun for a bit at the end... got a super cheap sketchbook and some free mechanical pencils though #+another tiny notebook. for the soul #no one ended up beating me up over it. Unfortunately #I think it would've been funny #wish I could come saturday just to see the final totals. But alas

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coldgpa · 2 years

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The way I just couldn't even contain my laughter during the mike giving el his I love u speech and Eddie's death. Absolutely no substance or flavor or point or weight to it. It felt like eddie just wanted to kill himself

#as soon as he cut the rope i was like #dude what on earth do u thinj ur even gonna do #and then i was like well maybe he can go save nancy and rob and Steve #but no that wouldve been too well thought out for the writers to conceive #yeah i was like damn the guy just wants to die apparently #the whole being brave thing seemed like a dumbass excuse #stranger things 4 spoilers #stranger things #steddie #eddie munson #this show sucks

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nomaishuttle · 6 months

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i literally have completionist brain but for real life and like. not a fun way for me to play games Definitely not a fun way for me to live irl

#bc in games like. skyrim or what have you i do nottt play them right ik there isnt a right way to play them #but i do every single quest and i pick the options thtall give me the best rewards etc and it just isnt very fun. and rhe point is that its #a role playing game so i should roleplay and if i want to see what happens if i pick the other options i just Make anew save instead of #reloading over and over again. and yet #and its not fun in the sims bc j literally judt force them to max their skills get highest level in their careers complete theiraspirations #and then im just like. ok. and it ends up making my sims games so samey and not fun bc ill Make sims thatr different from eachother but #well. 1. sims 4 sims do not act different from eachother Lmao you Can pick different traits but the most u get is moodlets and maybe 2-5 #dialogue options. not that much... vs like skms 3 where each trait could change up a sim a lot #butttt whatever. anyways...#but yeah irl im like Noooo i cant just do this 1 good job bc there are all these other jobs i also need to do i cant pick one major i have #to do all of them i cant Not be able to romance this person !! but real life isnt a video game and that mindset fucking sucks for videogame #anyway... like i like completing a game but i wish i didnt let it ruin games 4 me #bc it rly does i never finish games anymore bc i stress myself out over 100% it...#and i make too many spreadsheets abt them. but i love spreadsheets :[[[[#i should go back to sdv again.. and return to an old save thats another thing #ill obsess iver a game to the point i burn out completely and stop playing and then ill get the urge to play again #but i start a new save and inevitably burn out again and its like ! the devil

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bmpmp3 · 1 year

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so i’ve always been of the opinion that the whole twist ending of Drawn to Life The Next Chapter is wack as HELL but i will say it is a bit of a power move to do an “it was all a dream” ending where the person dreaming isn’t even the perspective character. just some guy

#nowadays i see people praise that ending and im sorry. i think it was really narratively unsatisfying #i thought it was dumb as 10 year old and i think it still kinda dumb nearly 15 years later HKJDSFJRKF #i want to be kind and i dont mean to sound a little elitist but i wonder if people are blinded by a nostalgic thing having a dark twist #and thinking its well written because of that rip. like im sure its fine but i do think it kinda sucks ass LOL #but it is a little funny to have ur game be the dream of some random kid. and like the random kid is just like #a random kid even in his own dream. hello #imagine u played all of mario 2 but instead of it being mario's dream it was like. some 3rd grader named jeff #you dont even play as jeff or anything. he just shows up as like a toad for a little bit #real life is a banger tho #edit: actually the more i think about it. how depressed where these game designers when making both games honestly #like i dont mean this in a ouuuuhhhh its so dark ouuuuuhhhhhhh i mean like #a lot about these games now that i remember as an adult feels oddly like. bitter?#maybe its just the messaging in both games seems to be so at odds with the arts and crafts aspects of the gameplay #what does that video essayist call it. ludonarrative dissonance? yeah #but like where those game writers like. okay? the plotlines feel mildly like the product of some crazy game dev burnout

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revvywevvy · 1 year

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yknow i've mentioned before that chelly is very capable of being violent and explosive. however the most ever angry i've ever drawn her is mildly upset. plus there was the memey-ish thing with chelly literally begging chip to let her bite maim kill people for him.

i kinda wanna draw chelly completely snapping. chelly getting a little too silly.

#cell screams #cw vent #//<- just incase lol #//fun fact that horse toon ive mentioned a few times? sam bucus? yeah he's based on my actual childhood bully #//this might start looking like a vent from here-on and will get violent so little warning if you keep reading these tags #//but yeah since my actual bully ruined my childhood and social development and never apologized i feel a lot of hatred as u can see.#//and since actually getting revenge on the real guy is both illegal and a total waste of my time im just going to take out said rage #//on the toon version of said guy. is that deranged? maybe. at least im self aware about it idk lol #//i am very close to just drawing chelly killing bucus or something idfk.#//but i am not wasting time trying to hunt down some asshole brat who definitely played a big part in me being so fucked up today #//bc like. he had a chance to apologize senior year. then when a friend told him to apologize he fuckin vanishes into thin air never to be #//seen again until graduation night. so in my opinion i think he didnt regret anything and wasnt sorry.#//which sucks bc in my traumatized rage i definitely said some fucked up shit to him too as a kid and would've apologized as well.#//but there was a chance for closure. i tried to find him too to try and get that closure but no. there never will be closure. its over now #//so instead im going to unleash a teeny tiny portion of my bottled up decades long rage and hatred #//on an anthropomorphic purple horse. :)#//besides sam bucus did more fucked up things to chelly than my irl bully since bucus is a culmination of EVERYTHING thats #//fucked me up in life whether it be mental machinations; intrusive thoughts or things that actually happened #//so while perhaps my real bully doesnt deserve death; SAM BUCUS SURE DOES AND HE'S GONNA GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#// :)#//sorry for my violent rambling i got it out of my system now thanks for reading my weird bullshit lmao

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perenlop · 2 years

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man im watching some g4 mlp season 1 and 2 episodes and while i do like the later seasons more than the average person i think, there’s this energy in the early seasons thats just lost in the later ones. thats kinda sad :(

#echoed voice #maybe it was the lower stakes and just more calm episodes #part of it was prob…………. well. you know.#part of the change i mean #i feel like if cozy glow was a season 2 character she’d still be an antagonist but like a sillier one thats not on par w the main villains?#i do like her being like a small fake wholesome child to balance off tirek and chrysalis who are openly terrible but yeah #its very distracting to have the show be like ‘’forgiveness is so important you suck if you dont forgive and everyone can change’’#and then not extend that to the child character (and in the same season do so to an allegory for violent racists in positions of power)#if u havent seen the later seasons no im not exaggerating those two plots happen in the exact same episode and yes that guy exists #horse show!

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rosykims · 2 years

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my problem is that im a talented enough writer to vividly dream up interesting dynamics/conundrums and yet im not nearly talented enough to do them even a fraction of justice 🤨

#oc: ashara #yeah shes on my mind rn #i just cant see anybody talking her down in da4 let alone solas lmao aka the reason shes evil lite to begin with #i think her devolution to blood magic works SO well and its thee perfect point A..... but i have no idea how to get to point B #maybe my problem is i suck at point B actually ???#the same thing happened w my lone wanderer... like girl how are u gonna get a plucky antivillain out of the bitch that nuked megaton ???#even gracie....... gracie is perfect for a rosymance and yet its Because she's perfect for him she'd never like. push boundaries enough to #end up in a relationship with him 😐 i mean she Does anyway lmao but how do i keep writing myself into corners like this cmon

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strmpt · 7 months

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(dubiously) canon isnt enough i need to be the one to physically kill him

#no i wont shut up about ult dirk #he is not even likable as a villain #all the other hs villains were likable to a degree #well maybe not doc scratch? although he did tell me the story of the signless which i love #every version of jack? perfect #caliborn? yeah he fuckin sucks but i cant deny that act 6 act 6 always has me in fucking tears #fuckin……. dude who else #okay actually how do we define villain here #like on a scale from the fuckin mayor to lord english #the mayor is the symbol of purity and non evilness #but like where do you figure in gamzee and eridan #gamzee was likable before he started bein muderous #eridan….. just fuckin sucks actually but he’s fun to dunk on #vriska is complex and i dont hate her even if i find her to be hard to read #like exhausting #not rly a villain just. bad bc she has to be #the condesce…. love that bitch #horrible bitch but i love her #wow there are a lot of tags here huh #if u made it this far comment ‘weiner’ on this post #i know none of u are gonna make it this far lmfao #anyway yeah ult dirk sucks ass and i hate him #he is literally worse than just like. if he just started killin people #like damn wow we’re just taking away ppls agency and shit??? and disrespecting their identities???#gross terrible and bad #hs #dork strider #lemme just. tag this lmfao #okay uhhhhhh rant over for now i guess

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