Idk what Cardan expected when he asked Jude in tcp if she wasn't worried that he might run the first chance he got, but she was so real with the sarcasm, I ate it up

“yeah right, dude. After our kiss, I am such a fool over you that I can hardly contain myself, All I want to do is nice things that make you happy. Sure, I’ll make whatever bargain you want, so long as you kiss me again. and you can run since I've lost my mind and I definitely won’t shoot you in the back.”

honestly, dyspraxia would explain a lot. why i randomly fall and trip when there is literally nothing to fall or trip on. time blindness (that could just be the adhd, but you never know). why i hate driving with a burning passion and only do it because america is stupid about public transit. and also why autocorrect must save me and why i don't type with my thumbs and probably why my handwriting looks the way it does. and i can't catch things except when all the physics aligns and-- wait, did i have difficulty learning how to ride a bike? does this explain my dance issues?

was i just masking YET ANOTHER DISABILITY? HOW MANY DISABILITIES IN A TRENCH COAT AM I? AND HOW DID I NOT PUT THE PIECES TOGETHER UNTIL LITERALLY THIS WEEK?

and just so you don't beat me to it:

he'd  missed  this  feeling.  the  mind  numbing  and  euphoric  hum  that  spread  through  each  one  of  his  limbs;  leaving  nothing  but  the  burning  fire  in  the  pit  of  his  stomach.  it'd  been  slow  at  first  --  stoked  and  awakened  by  the  way  cordelia  bit  her  lips  or  how  she  crossed  those  beautiful  legs  of  hers.  he  was  just  a  man  after  all  and  even  with  his  well  intentions  to  be  a  gentleman,  his  eyes  would  briefly  touch  at  the  cleavage  she  branded  or  how  those  dark  eyes  of  @dynamit3  lingered  a  little  longer  than  normal  on  him.  it  was  a  different  sensation,  being  appraised  by  such  a  beautiful  woman;  he'd  had  a  few  look  at  him  that  way  but  none  that  made  his  mind  wander  as  much  as  she  did.

it  was  natural  progression  wasn't  it?  to  be  smiling  and  making  her  laugh,  to  having  her  laid  out  before  him  legs  spread  wide.  after  all  she'd  come  to  visit  him  at  the  station,  why?  he  wasn't  sure  they  never  really  made  it  that  far.  he'd  been  eager  to  heft  her  into  his  arms  and  cart  her  off  to  the  archives  room,  the  dimly  light  halfway  casting  shadows  across  her  beautiful  face  the  entire  way.  now  tucked  behind  four  rows  of  metal  shelves  containing  evidence  on  every  arrested  individual  in  town,  he  felt  he  was  being  blessed.  he'd  given  up  on  god  a  long  time  ago,  but  now  between  her  legs  he  was  certain  something  of  the  sort  existed.

her  nails  clawed  at  his  lower  abdomen  as  he  gripped  her  full  hips.  fingers  leaving  impressions  against  the  soft  and  smooth  flesh  and  he  wanted  to  do  so  much  more.  his  lips  wanted  to  canvas  every  inch  of  her,  teeth  to  mark  up  her  soft  body;  and  to  to  feel  her  shudder  from  his  touch.  patience  wasn't  on  his  side  -  but  something  in  him  hoped  this  wasn't  a  one  time  thing.  the  slap  of  skin  against  skin  was  muffled  by  the  stuffed  quarters,  but  it  was  music  to  his  ears.  to  hear  her  moaning  as  he  slide  into  her  made  the  hairs  on  his  arms  raise.  it  was  addictive  to  watch  her  --  his  glasses  riding  low  on  the  edge  of  his  nose  didn't  stop  him  from  drinking  in  every  inch  of  the  view.

throat  exposed  and  back  arching  she  was  a  fucking  vision  and  it  made  every  nerve  in  his  cock  sing,  every  thrust  like  slipping  between  silk.  he'd  given  up  on  fighting  the  moans  that  fell  from  his  own  lips,  his  breaths  coming  quicker  the  deeper  he  dived  into  her.  to  hear  her  voice  and  that  breathless  call;  how  torn  between  gleeful  and  ruined  she  sounded.  his  thumb  brushed  circles  along  her  clit  and  his  hips  followed  in  a  even  pace  that  complimented  his  work.  something  in  him  was  desperate  to  freeze  time  --  to  suspend  this  moment  of  ecstasy  that  coiled  up  his  spine.  it  trapped  him  in  a  vice  so  deadly  that  part  of  him  felt  overwhelmed  while  the  other  half  seemed  starved.  his  cock  throbbed  as  his  strokes  slowed;  that  frustrated  whine  escaping  her  only  earning  her  a  breathless  laugh  from  him.

there  is  a  soft  click  that  catches  his  attention.  he's  quick  (and  content)  to  bury  himself  in  her  while  his  body  comes  to  lay  against  hers.  a  hand  coming  to  cover  her  mouth  as  a  finger  presses  to  his  own.  pale  green  eyes  flicker  from  her  to  the  door  that  opens  for  a  brief  moment  before  the  thud  of  a  cardboard  box  can  be  heard.  a  heavy  huff  is  given  before  the  lights  are  flicked  off  and  the  door  shuts  once  more.  his  forehead  rests  against  her  breast  a  soft  laugh  shaking  his  upper  body  before  he  peers  at  her  through  the  darkness,  hand  slipping  from  her  mouth  to  smooth  against  her  soft  cheek.  "  god  you're  fucking  beautiful.  "

meme  sent  :  quiet:          for  our  muses  to  get  intimate  while avoiding  getting  caught.

song  to  play  (optional)  while  reading  ;  acquainted  the  weekend  

really makes me laugh seeing some people complain doctor who is gay now. babe THIS aired in 2005. doctor who has been gay a long damn time get with the program

Can't stop thinking about reverse Scott Pilgrim au where Ramona has to fight all of Scott's exes, Punk drummer Kim, Megastar Envy Adams with an army of groupies, Femme fatale Lisa Miller, Jaded obsessive Knives Chau, maybe an alternate timeline version of herself.

And when she's all done it's just kinda Wallace standing there and she's like Wallace what are you doing, I'm meeting Scott's ex here and he just gives this sad shrug smile and she's like Oh and then he pulls out the baseball bat-

Me, trying to navigate the tears of the kingdom map after logging god knows how many hours in botw:

mascots! i heard they're all the rage

so you should go vote to tie the gemini w/ @cupcakeslushie's feral!leo because i think they'd be friends, actually, and here's why-

the gems spend most of their time fighting in the nexus, slamming on the 'survival instinct' button, which happens to be right next to the 'animal instinct' button. as a result, they are far more Creechur than their typical posh personas would have you believe. so they got 🤝 solidarity

... so long as no one else is around to see, i mean.

for the amount of time i spend thinking about erika ishii, i do not post about them NEARLY enough

everything i've ever seen them in, they have been fully dialed in. they understand the genre, they understand the character they're playing, and they NEVER. FUCKING. MISS

my current dnd character is actually based on multiple characters of erika's that i enjoy. my character is a witch (like ame of worlds beyond number fame [thank you to the witch class playtest]) but she is also a brewer who grows weed and shrooms, and deals them, and does them (and her personality is very much modeled off of danielle barkstock in dimension 20's the seven)

i feel that many of my favorite moments from erika are often focused on other characters. but many of those character moments would not have been possible without erika's incredible roleplay and sense for storytelling

and when the moment IS focused on erika's character? spellbinding. groundbreaking. from ame talking to orima in the overgrown shrine to danielle getting a nat 20 at the masquerade ball, i always fall into the scene and feel it so deeply due to erika's skill and poise and commitment to the story being told

tldr i think erika ishii is incredibly talented and wonderful

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i drew my favorite stardew valley mean girl ♥

The Untamed + text posts [3/?]

some more Inscryptions drawn as Flight Risings :)

part 1

Here's my take on Undyne in 3D! 🐟

I have been thinking about this show for the past couple of months and I have come to the conclusion that it's freaking fantastic.