Liam came to my apartment and he said something about planes. I can hold him in my "hands."
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10 UNSETTLING WIN./CE PROGRAMS
the cringe of y2k-era mobile tech software...
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AbuseLogs© – "This program allows you to enter in each time you are abused. The date and time are stored in the notes section."
AmnesiaReminders© – "This program can be used by an amnesia patient to help them to get back their memories."
ApologyBeamer© – "This program allows you to compose a apology and IRDA beam it to another person."
ComaWaker© – "This program allows you to record voice 'reminders' for a person in a coma. Place the headphones of the PocketPC on the person and it will help to stimulate the brain and help the person to wake up."
ConfessionComposer© – "This program allows you to enter your sins as a sound file. When you are in the confession booth then you can re-play the entire list of confessions by pressing the read button."
DeadFamily© – "This program is a picture album for the loved ones in your family that have died."
Enemies© – "This program helps you to keep track of your enemies."
LiceDetector© – "This program is a quick test to find out if a person has lice."
Mistakes© – "This program allows you to track the mistakes that you make in a day. The goal each day is to make less mistakes."
ShrinkingMan© – "This program makes it sound like you have a man trapped in your Pocket."
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Dozens of sheep spent 12 days in a row walking in a nearly perfect circle on a farm in China’s Inner Mongolia region.
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"We have guests, fetch our finest cup."
The finest cup:
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have a little look at what procreation in the HIVE looks like 😏😏 its mostly tubes filled with human frogspawn 😔
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