The call of cthulhu
Chapter 7:
I got my brother to play the shambler part, it took 4 months before either remembered it, but it's done, thank god.
*the nameless bookstore *
"Alrighty bois, here we are, what's up"
"Uh oh, blood on the window"
"Oh yeah, let's close the door aggressively, surely that didnt make a noise and potentially alert whatever or whomever is in here"
"Ugh, sigmund Freud. Or I, dont really know anything about him, just the whole sexist something"
"Yeah because, walking around with a lighter around all these books seems like a brilliant idea"
"Eww, wtf is that?? Looks like a huge bug"
"Bleeeh i hate it ew ew ew"
Pierce, picks up a book: how many volumes are there in this collection?
*Also pierce picking up every red book and repeats the same thing*
Game: wanna read the book?
Me: since you're asking I feel I should say no
Game:
Me:
Game:
Me: yeah alright
Game: this will affect your destiny
Me: well fuck. I hope it's for the better
"Ooooh, I had to listen to the tube things, and now the red books are interesting"
Pierce: a strange amulet... I have a feeling that I'd better not touch it
Also pierce: *picks it up*
"Oh? I got an achievement for picking up an occult thing"
"I'm stuck"
"9th volume, I'm looking for the 9th volume"
"He said he cant stop reading it... so it should be somewhere he could sit"
"Ew the bugs"
"My amnesia lamp is dying fast"
"The ghostly fog around the lamps are so creepy"
"Am I looking for a book that doesnt exist?"
"Oh wait, it says that they're numbered, the tube sound things"
" 'Order is the pleasure of reason, but disorder is the delight of the imagination' huh, I like that quote"
The game: the clues of the combination are to be found in three cylinders, each hidden where life and study combine in the greek world
Me: I got them
Game: each cylinder is numbered-
Me: yeah
Game: yeah :)
Me: what?
Game: :)
Me: sir-
"OH OH WAIT OH OKAY, NUMBERED! AS IN NOT JUST 1, 2 AND 3, BUT LIKE SERIAL NUMBER, OH ALRIGHT I GOT IT"
"I'm such a smart cookie"
"Gotta find myself a cookie monster"
"Wait.. no no nevermind I take it back"
"Asdfghjkl Hannibal is the cookie monster"
"Alrighty gang, first thing"
"One= 10342
Two= .. wait, okay I thought I was onto something here but they're all labelled the same number?"
"No wait"
"Oh no, yeah, the same, ffs"
"Let's try anyways"
"Okay but, theres a glowing star there, it pushed the love child of cthulhu away, and you're like? 'Hell yeah lets touch it'??? This entire game is just Pierce being insane"
"When me and Odin (lil bro who helped me) talked about this game, both would've just gone nah, and just, ya know x.x
Not that we would ON PURPOSE investigate here at all, but after all Pierce have seen? Nah, nah man"
"Didnt work, I mean ofc it didnt"
"I dont have that many brain cells to solve anything with numbers"
"I can do this, I'm sure.. I mean I cant, but let's pretend"
"I can get pleasantly surprised"
"Okay, I have to be missing something"
"Oooh, maybe the love child of cthulhu took book nr 9?"
"If this is as easy as the globe one? I'm gonna go cry"
"Aaaa idk the codddddeeeee"
"So code 666, 616 and 404, does not work"
"I gotta Google "
"Excuse me??"
• Cylinder 1 - Cylinder 1 - regards the Goblet from this room. Indicated number 5. "How??? How does that indicate 5???"
• Cylinder 2 - regards chessboards on the table and the chess pieces defending the queen. Indicates number 3.
"???? WHAT IS THIS GAME"
• Cylinder 3 - regards the books you can find on the counter and to the total amount. Indicates number 9.
"WELL WO-FUCKING-HOO"
"This game is difficult"
"Cthulhu is mocking me, I'm sure"
"Yay. I opened it to find the forbidden book"
"And now he's gonna read it, wow, sure, toss all that stuff down to the floor"
"Oh great, eye of sauron"
"Ooo, floating books and?? Weeeee~"
Chapter 8: Institute
"Yaaaay... more hospital insanity, woo"
"Oh, his mind was projected into another body? Oh yeah because Pierce needs body dysphoria added to all his ptsd"
"Oh cool, I'm a woman now, and my name is... Marie Colden."
"Okay so this dying dude, got something in his body, they joked about him being pregnant.... yoo"
"Oh ew, hes mutating"
"The extra nurse is just watching them talk about illegal things"
"I hate first pov"
Me, whispering: i dont know what that word means
"Nightmare city"
"Eaugh the food looks like... I dont even wanna say it"
"Oooh, I get to see from her pov. I thought this was like a new thing"
"Oh damn, Pierce is down there living through hell, and I'm running around looking at books"
"I got an achievement for healing all the patients"
"I'm just looking for a tool"
"Aha!"
"I'm calling it, the young woman who wash the bathrooms are gonna die"
"??? I WAS STABBED"
"I'm back as the idiot detective!"
"The book dealer guy! Drake! Got a gun on me!"
"I got an achievement that said I fell into Fuller's trap :("
"I only think of Brian Fuller "
"I got a rare achievement because I keep reading the cursed books, oh jesus why am I like this"
"Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back"
"If I was pierce, I'd invest in shoes that doesnt tap"
Pierce: enough time wasted-
Me: I AM TRYING TO FIND THE WAY OUT YOU SHIT
"Oh fuck oh wow"
"Oh, ah.... hh... scary scene... I wish I could record my scream there hahh, it wasnt a AAA it had two sets in it, wow ooof"
"Okay okay, I managed to get past the ??? That was, and I'm finally back to normal, I'm just gonna see if I die, and maybe I'll just game more another day"
"I'm in a hallway... no matter where i run, theres no end"
"Who's singing?"
"I even tried to run backwards"
"What if I stand still?"
"Or I'll close my eyes and run into every door"
"Okay okay uh, inside the patted room"
"Going insane !!"
"Ah, okay so, surgery, fun"
"W h a t T h e f u c k "
"SHOOT HIM, SHOOT HIM FOR FUCKS SAKE JUST SHOOT WHY ARE YOU HESITATING????"
"???? Marie, zombie??? Marie just knocked me out, wtf is this"
"OKAY SO"
"Crazy painting woman is alive, alright. Husband is the cthulhu love child, the doctor is clearly in love with her... we're running from guards.... and I think??? We're gonna gas them...."
"Okay.... uh.... so, Sarah is... the key to get cthulhu.... and her husband, tried to "protect" her, and hes dead, combined effort... and now we're in chapter 9.
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