oh no time for angst

Scary movie montage! (she scooted over)

10 Anthology Horror Movies To Consider For October/Halloween

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Happy Halloween! It’s time to show off your costumes!

Who has the best costume? You tell me!

All are welcome at E-vay’s Halloween Bash 2023! You can draw yourself, your OC, or whomever you want on the blank photo backdrop! Just make sure to tag me so I can see 🎃

P.S. I firmly believe Sonic will agree to any costume that involves bandanas/scarves/ascots

Its gross, its very gross.

DANI ROJAS & SAM OBISANYA Ted Lasso (2020-2023)

Just in case something happens to tumblr, I finished my promstuck archive project. You can now read and download Promstuck on google docs!

@promstuck was a popular Homestuck fanventure/fancomic created over 2011-2012 and was originally posted on tumblr.

i hope the fnaf movie becomes the new standard-bearer of bad fanfic movies to replace 50 shades. nobody can act for shit. all the nonsensical cameos with no meaning to 99% of the audience. they made springtrap say his "i always come back" catchphrase in his FIRST appearance. incredible. iconic. the room-tier.

Nothing can stop this demonic force. Even its vile remnants will come after you. You must run. All you can do is run. This horror will not stop until innocence is destroyed. Until evil be thy name.

EVIL DEAD RISE 2023, dir. Lee Cronin

it's mendel!

they had a movie night

10 Horror Comedies To Consider For October/Halloween

every movie I’ve watched in 2023 [12/?]:

SCARY MOVIE (2000) directed by Keenen Ivory Wayans

nope spoilers:

I cannot stop thinking about Gordy and Jupe’s storyline, how the movie starts with showing this gruesome, chilling example of a wild creature in a thoroughly domesticated environment snapping and going on a bloodthirsty rampage.

then the movie goes on, we meet adult jupe, he half casually, half uncomfortably talks about the experience with all the bravado of a tv star. OJ and Emerald have to have their meeting with him, because they will soon have their meetings with the alien. Jupe and his past have a direct line to the siblings’ future, and their fight against a wild creature in a thoroughly domesticated environment.

When we realize why this started, we realize Jupe has been luring this wild thing from the sky to his property, feeding it, and using it to entertain his audience. He’s been using the Hayward’s horses (we know how important those horses are to their identities and their family) to convince an alien to come and eat at his ranch over and over.

Why? I think because he was traumatized by his relation to Gordy on the day of the rampage. After all this chaos has already started with the alien, we learn that Jupe and Gordy were face to face, about to connect in a friendly way (their iconic fist bump), before Gordy was shot in the head four inches from Jupe’s face. Jupe never saw the conclusion of Gordy choosing to come over to the last person he saw still moving. Maybe he would’ve just sat down and relaxed? Jupe made him so comfortable, maybe Jupe could have been the thing to calm him down? Jupe knew Gordy so well, he was probably just scared and confused. Who knows what was going on in that child’s head when something this fucked up was going on in front of him.

Jupe is mentally stuck in the immense trauma of that day, we see him frozen in memory, reliving it again, right before his last performance, almost as though he’s remembering because he knows what’s going to happen. The parallel between gordy and the alien is fucking insane, and it’s impossible to stop thinking about.

The exact thing that didn’t kill that scared little kid all those years ago never left his side, it stayed with him until he grew up and made his own Gordy to finish the story the only way he knew how. The alien was never going to spare him, but did Jupe know that? Did his realization really only come when he was staring into it’s eye/mouth/vacuum? Or did he go out there every week, putting on his little cowboy hat and microphone, bringing his family out to watch, with the small itching feeling in this back of his mind that asked, “Was Gordy going to kill me? Will this thing kill me too?”

(And how OJ and Emerald got involved, their dad was killed, just for having these horses, the alien was seeing it’s meals wandering around and went to catch it’s own dinner. Did Mr. “Feed my Neighbor’s Horses to an Alien” think that through at all?)

just a sleepy end to the week

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