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ganondoodle · 22 days
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still feeling incredibly guilty hours later for telling a store employee about there being a snail in the strawberries instead of buying them specifically naively thinking that they will open the package to let the snail out and take the rest bc now both the strawberries will go to waste and the snail is probably gonna die ....
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goodthingstoknoww · 1 year
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sbnkalny · 11 days
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Frank is going to the funeral?- No, i'm not going. Everybody knows,sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel.Such a hothead. I guess he could see in old missals; sometimes we ran by rivers and streams which seemed from the Wide stony margin on each side of them to be amusing.
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cocotine · 5 months
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i could eat a whole vanilla cake with vanilla frosting and strawberry slices on top rn... its so hard being a girl like me who wants to eat a vanilla cake with vanilla frosting and strawberry slices on top...
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people in those cooking reels on my instagram explore page always cut off such big chunks of the strawberry when removing the leaves 😭
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orcelito · 1 month
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Genuinely thinking about giving at least some of my alcohol away. Not quite wanting to get rid of my favorite vodka flavors yet, but the other ones + the ciders in my fridge...
Just kinda don't want them lol
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As per the "If you intend to send puns/bad jokes, you have to submit a Sevika drabble" edict:
"Stick 'em up!"
She contemplates ignoring you at first. She's in the middle of reading the newspaper -there's an article detailing Sheriff Marcus tripping into a bog that she's invested in-and she doesn't want to pause something she's enjoying just to hear whatever stupid punchline you're waiting to deliver.
She weighs it out. On one hand, she doesn't have to hear another one of your very dumb, very corny, not at all adorable jokes. On the other hand, she knows you're stubborn; you'll likely wait her out until she caves, or until she looks up at you by accident.
Plus, you get pouty when she ignores you. It's very cute, and very amusing, but she doesn't have the bandwidth to deal with your sullen dramatics.
Sevika sighs, exhales slow and quiet through her nose, then looks up from her paper and arches one eyebrow at you.
You grin. You're holding a strawberry in one hand, and holding up the other hand in a finger-gun pose. You giggle, bubbling over with glee, then say, "This is a st-robbery!"
She blinks once. Twice. The meaning sinks in, and she sighs. I'm so tired. She turns her attention back to her newspaper. "I regret the day I met you."
“Wha- c’mon that was a good one!”
Cue Sevika rolling up the newspaper to hit you with it
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cultreslut · 4 months
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shoju enjoyers u have lead me astray this does NOT taste like strawberries
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strrwbrrryjam · 3 months
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getting an ad for an app you just uninstalled is like a needy ex who refuses to take "no" for an answer
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faeriefrolic · 10 months
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A day at the park, the kids wanted to go fishing mostly. Fragaria got a bit too hyper and is pouncing on everyone :<
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morethansalad · 11 months
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Strawberry Watermelon Rind Smoothie (Raw Vegan)
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gnarlystarships · 1 year
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I love Welch's fruit snacks but I don't like the strawberry one and most people like the strawberry one so usually like 1/3 of the bag is the strawberry ones. But the rest of them taste so good it makes up for the unpleasant strawberry flavor
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Friendly reminder to save your strawberry tops! They're totally edible, and excellent in smoothies
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sunsetzer · 5 months
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So pro tip, apparently if you follow a cream cheese frosting recipe almost correctly and put too much hot water with gelatin in it and then freeze it, you get gellato
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goinggoats · 1 year
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i think if you spend $10 at a plant store you should be allowed to collect any propagule that is already detached from its parent plant. i also think you should be allowed to if you spend $0.
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just-rogi · 1 year
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Is there a word to describe the feeling of eldest children born in like 1998-2003 who’s childhoods are just marked by the housing crisis and the depression and always being broke and parents who were always struggling to get by, who never went on vacation and never got nice clothes or new toys or are out… who have siblings five or six years younger who don’t really remember any of that,
and now things aren’t as bad and they got all the toys you wanted and the vacations and the parents who were able to say yes to getting takeout or buying a comic book, not because they are the favorite but because life is different and things are better now?
Because I’m not mad at my parents, I’m not mad at my brother, and I’m glad things are better, but fuck I feel like I lost so much of my childhood to being really really broke, and things are ok now but I still want parts of my childhood back, i wish mom would buy me comic books and toys and yeah I’m in my 20’s and it’s ok I’ll live with never having any of that or I’ll buy it for myself, but watching my step brother pick out prom clothes that ARENT from Salvation Army for $20….
It’s just making me feel something I didn’t know I felt- I don’t hold it against him or my mom, but I want that too even though I’m grown I want to at least be offered that
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