#wait wait waiiit!
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Wait.
Megatron has no money and Rodimus has assets he collected as a semi-professional sugar baby. Rodimus getting offended by lack of interior decoration in Megatron's room and lack of things or creature comforts post jump he somehow accidentally stumbles into being Megatron's Sugar Daddy which leaves Megatron to seek the advice of Ratchet (Drift's trophy husband) on how to handle this.
Which is unfortunately useless as Ratchet didn't realize he was a trophy husband/sugar baby until Megatron pointed out it and Drift's obscene wealth.
We just love Sugar Baby!Megatron don't we, and ohh nooo the realization hit Ratchet like a flashbang lol
Now we've got a Ratty who's just. Questioning everything and leaving Megatron adviceless. Part of me wants to direct him to sugar baby forums but he also has no goddamn idea how to use said forum
#which naturally makes me want him to use them more#he's totally got that ''old person who knows how to use the internet he swears just give him a minute'' energy#i wonder how rodimus is taking being megatron's accidental sugar daddy#also#wait#waiiit roddie wait wait wait wait wait#''semi-professional sugar baby''#now isn't that a hell of a title#maccadam#transformers#thingies#mtmte megatron#mtmte rodimus#mtmte ratchet#mtmte drift#you know your rich when you can call your fully accomplished doctor conjunx a trophy husband#ratchet: ''live by the thighs die by the thights''
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It's my 5 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳 < autogenerated
TANGINA ANO DAW
GIRL…..I DO NOT REMEMBER THIS ACCOUNT EXISTINV 5 YRS AGO WYM IVE HAD THIS BLOG FOR 5 YRS 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
#5 year tumblrversary#tumblr milestone#HELP#WAIT#WAIIIT#I THINK ITS BC I MADE THIS ACC BACK THEN BUT NEVER MADE A BLOG?????#ok#gets#LMAOOO BAHSHAHHAHHAHAHA
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uhhh. hm. how. how do you even react to this...?
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I'm missing the only Flash episode I actually was excited for lmao
#me @ wally: waiiit for me I'm coming (but not til Saturday when I get home)#the flash#I also can't watch ted lasso or schmicago bc our free trial ended#and I can't access the target app in argentina to get a new free trial#so gotta wait til I get home to do that
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is that...
...back in my asks?
#[ 🗣— chit chat! ]#wait wait wait#waiiit a second#cause maybe i'm just super tired from being kept up all night by tomo#but it looks to me like the kazuha anon is back#rubs eyes#hmmm???
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using tone indicators ironically is so addictive btw im blaming that one garfield comic
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WAIIIT YOU ARE DOING DRAWING SUGGESTIONS!?
*trips overmyself*
I HAVE SO MANY WAIT PLEASE 😭😭😭😭
-Yn and Princess puppet! (but princess puppet has a Ai and just admires YNs voice)
-Yn dressing up as a moon princes and getting moons reaction!
-a past opera Yn has attended
-sun being friendly with Yn
-moon and Yn doing a Rapunzel scene
- spiderman kiss with moon and Yn
There’s one option here that’s very well-timed for today’s chapter update.
Let’s just say that the Vocalist and Sun have a serious chat in today’s chapter. It doesn’t go as smoothly as this.
#ask pluck#medieval times au#pluck your heartstrings#pluck my heartstrings#fnaf dca au#dca au#dcau#dca fanfic fanart#dca fanfic#fnaf fanfic#dca fandom#my art tag#fnaf dca#dca fanart#dca art#fnaf daycare attendant#fnaf sun#dca x reader
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waiiit hear me out, chris with a yandere reader headcanons
(also i just realized im just spamming your entire inbox full, my bad actually😭🙏)
Now that’s a rare concept! 😳 You always give fun requests so please don’t worry! Thank you, and enjoy! :)
CHRIS MCLEAN X YANDERE! READER HEADCANONS
Chris can’t help being rich, hot and successful.
So it’s only normal that he’d have a fair, if not, larger share than most people of dealing with fan behaviour, especially of those who made it their life’s purpose to know everything there was to him; fantasies of marriage also being very popular among these goals.
Hence why when you in particular acted up in such way, he didn’t think much about it for he’d already seen it many times in the past.
Besides, he loved the attention. To have someone devote their entire lives to him and see it in action...
“Ohhh Chris! Your body is the sculpture of angels!”
“Yes it is! Tell me something I don’t know.”
“I want to crush it into a jar and use a bit of your flavour every day as a bar of soap!”
“...”
You are not at all like his past interactions- you’re worse.
From the position of his assistant, which is more sucky on his part, since you were employed by the network itself, so he can’t get you fired easily.
No biggie! He’ll use your maddening devotion to him to carry out his biddings, from something as simple as getting him coffee(never needing to tell you his order) to something as vile as murder.
Yknow with his interns? Yeah. If anyone gets in trouble, it won’t be added to his record.
Somehow, every time he tried convincing himself there was nothing to be alarmed about, you would stray further away from your humanity.
“I can’t wait for you to die so I can take your skin and turn it into my one of a kind Chris McLean duvet! That way, I’ll always feel your warm embrace.”
“Haha yeah... I’ll always feel yours too...”
He nicknamed you “Sierra 2.0”- not to your face.
You understood how loveable your darling was and how he was a necessity to the world than you were to him.
Buuuut you would appreciate something in return if you were going to do all this for him in such a close proximity.
“I’ll give you a suuuuper big peck on the cheek if you do this right. You know how happy it’ll make me.” he winked.
Well, besides from that.
It was like he died already!
“Oh Chris... Why are you holding out on me? Is there something new about you that I have yet to learn? Why do you hesitate to love me? Are you embarrassed to be seen with me?”
“Kinda. Stalkers aren’t really my type, but please, don’t stop the attention.”
“Stalker?! No no Chris. I’m not a stalker! I’m your true love! I’ve torn myself apart to serve you as the noble thing you are! I worship you morning and night, I lick your dirty laundry clean, I give you the organs of everyone you ask of in heart shaped boxes, I even had one of your interns carve your figure into my back!” You take your shirt off and turn around, revealing the bloodied outline of his perfect body burning in your skin.
Okay, he loved his face being on anything possible.
But what the hell.
“You...love me a lot, huh?” What would happen if he took his sight off you to blink?
You turn back around, with that smile still drooling on your own face,“And it wasn’t just any blade he used... It was the blade you keep on you. So after he was done...I took it and...did things with it... You’re the most beautiful thing on this earth Chris, I can’t imagine how dull it would be if you were never born... I had to have you in me one way or another...”
You know what...
Having a second look, it was actually appealing. Of course it’d be! It’s him. Wait...why was he even freaking out? He doesn’t care about what happens to you! You chose to do this to yourself, in his image, in his honour and he didn’t even need to lift a finger. Exactly! This is just what was expected of a person like you to resort to when they’re constantly around someone as good looking as h-
“Should I have him carve me into you now?” You suggest, face as hot as a Bunsen burner.
“N-No, please! I’m good.” He raised his hands up in front of his chest.
You pause.
“Of course... How selfish of me. I shouldn’t be asking you, my love, to do anything that’s not from your free will. I don’t have the right to trap you or force you to do anything, I can’t do that to someone I love... You’d be selling yourself short if I won you over that easily anyway...” you drop your face into his chest,“Oh Chris McLean... You’re too aristocratic for anybody in this world. No one could ever be remarkable as you. I’m so lucky...I got to be from the same generation as you.”
...He pushes you away,“Yeah...sooo...personal space. Please.”
How ironic it was, a time when you were actually sane kicked in his adrenaline.
Ring ring.
“Yoooo Cody. Codemeister. How you been, buddy? Good? Greaaaat. How’s that therapist? Any good? Cuz I might need you to reference me...”
#td chris#tdi x reader#total drama chris mclean#tdi#td chris mclean x reader#chris mclean x reader#chris mclean#total drama island chris#request#total drama#yandere reader#yandere
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I was waiting for this episode really bc from this point on the story and the drama REALLLY PICKS UP LIKE PICKS UP SO MUCH AND YOU GO BACK FOR A REWATXH AND THEN SUDDENLY YOURE LIKE "wWAAAIITTT WAAIIITT WAIIIT WAAIIT!!!!!!! OMG!!! OMG!! T HE DOTS!!!!"
Like... wow we have started climbing we have started to climb
#the apothecary diaries#watching the credits roll#omg#im chills#gotta rewatch the whole ep like 13 million times before ill ever know peace
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WAIIIT WAIT WAIT WAIT---
Eddie said that him & Tommy sparred in his muaythai setup in his garage.....this is what muaythai looks like....Basically what Eddie was doing in S3, but what I'm getting at is these two men are not only going to watch half naked guys wrestle, but they in fact engaged in half-naked wrestling together, which like....wtffff
#911 abc#eddie diaz#evan buckley#buddie 911#911 spoilers#the fact that it was even worded like that is still crazy
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Bottomless Mimosas
AN: I was laughing the entire time writing this lol I hope yall like it
Synopsis: First time out at brunch with your best friends after giving birth to your twins
Pairing: Jack Harlow x Wife!Reader
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"Oh shit, help her up!"
There you were in the bushes next to the parking garage outside of the restaurant you and your best friends just came out of.
You just wanted to go out with your best friends and get a much needed break from being a new mom. You were grateful, but having had two at one time was catching up to you. It's been four months since you had them with your husband Jack and he called your best friends to take you out for the day.
The day had been going fine until the mimosas came out at approximately 11:23 am.
It was now almost 2 pm and here you were drunk off your ass.
"I'm trying! Y/N give me your hand."
"No! I have a boyfriend! I'm not a cheater!"
"You actually have a husband. Girl, come on before someone sees us."
"Oh my gosh, my head is spinning."
"I guess so. You had like eight drinks."
"Ohhh, don't tell Jack. We can wait it out."
"I'm already calling him because you can't even stand up. This is not something we can wait out. We'll be here for hours."
"Nooooo. I can walk."
You attempted to get up, but fell down again.
"Oops."
One of your best friends Courtney sat you on the curb and sat next to you to help keep you from falling over.
You could barely sit up straight and you damn sure couldn't walk.
Thank goodness Courtney had driven you.
Your other best friend Amanda was calling Jack and he picked up on the second ring.
"Hello?"
"Jack we have a situation."
Before Jack could respond to Amanda, all he heard was you screaming in the background.
"Babyyyyy, I miss you." with a hiccup proceeding directly after.
By then, he knew you were fucked all the way up.
"Please don’t tell me that's Y/N in the background." Jack replied while pinching the bridge of his nose.
"Umm, well you see what had happened was...”
All Jack could do was sigh before grabbing his keys and making his way to the garage. Thank goodness the twins were with his mom.
He thought it would be a good idea for the three of you to go out together, however, due to past situations which almost involved the three of you getting arrested he should have known better.
“Just drop me the location, I’m coming.”
By the time Jack had reached you, everything was starting to spin and you had a feeling what you had eaten for brunch was going to begin to make its way back up.
You had your eyes closed and suddenly felt someone sit on the other side of you.
“Baby girl, I know I told you to go out and have fun, but damn.”
You peeked one eye open before proceeding to lay your head on Jack’s shoulder.
“I don’t think I drank too much. I told them not to call you and to wait it out.” Hiccup.
“We beg to differ and you need to sleep this shit off. Wait it out my ass.” Courtney added while stifling a laugh.
“Whatever, oh my gosh, JACKKK someone was trying to hit on me and I held up my hand and said no, I have a boyfriend.”
“We’re married, but go on.”
“No, don’t let her go on because it was me trying to help your dumbass up once you fell in the bushes. No one was trying to hit on you.”
“Waiiit, we’re married? When did that happen?”
“About three years ago.”
“Wait until she finds out about the twins.” Amanda added while trying not to laugh as the scene unfolded in front of her.
“I HAVE KIDS? WITH WHO?”
“With your HUSBAND.”
“Who’s my husband? I’M MARRIED?!”
“Jack honey... Jack is your husband and he is literally sitting right beside you.”
“Ohhh, I thought you looked familiar. I think you’re the lock screen on my phone.”
All three of them sighed and determined they were done with trying to convince you of anything.
“Okay pretty girl, let’s get you home.” Without another word, Jack threw you over his shoulder and started to make his way toward his jeep.
“Byeee best friends, I love you.” You yelled out before letting out another hiccup.
Amanda and Courtney waved and said that they loved you before making their way to their own cars while Jack was attempting to put your seatbelt on.
“Stink, sit still so I can put your seatbelt on.”
“I’m not even moving.”
“But, you are moving, put your arms down.”
You complied and laid your head back on the headrest to try to keep your head from spinning. One wrong move and you were about to throw up in your husband’s car.
Once Jack had started driving, you couldn’t do anything but stare at him.
“Take a picture, it lasts longer. And stop looking at me like I’m something to eat.”
“I mean, I wouldn’t mind if you ate me. You look really good. I mean you look really good every day, but...”
“No, you’re drunk and we are NOT having sex.”
“But whyyyyy? And I’m not drunk! Do you not love me anymore?”
“Y/N, I MARRIED you.”
“But, that doesn’t mean anything!!”
“Babe, sit back and try not to throw up in my car.”
“You won’t have sex with me so I should throw up in your car.” You pouted while crossing your arms and looking out the window.
“SERIOUSLY?”
A few hours later, you woke up and saw that there were two excedrin migraine pills and a bottle of water on the nightstand next to you. It was starting to get dark outside and you came to the conclusion not to drink so much next time.
But, I mean you only had about five...or was it seven?
Your head was pounding and you took them quickly before deciding to lay back down. You had the comforter over your head when you felt Jack sit next to you on his side of the bed.
“You alright over there, stink?”
All you could do was groan to let him know that at least you were alive.
“I take it that’s a no.”
“Do not EVER let me go out with them again.”
“Babe, you say this every single time and a few weeks later the three of you are back at it. Remember the time the three of you almost got arrested?”
You lifted up the comforter to simply give him the middle finger before covering yourself back up.
“No one asked you to bring that up Jackman.”
“I’m just saying. Are you hungry? I brought food for us.”
At the mention of food, you jumped up and made a beeline to the bathroom with Jack following quickly behind you and threw up everything that you ate earlier in the day. Once you had finished, Jack fixed your bonnet since it had fallen half way off because of your quick movements and placed a wet washcloth on your forehead. You proceeded to brush your teeth before sitting back down on the floor.
“Well, that answers my question. Come on.” Jack helped you up off the floor and lead you back into the bedroom before you plopped down onto the bed face first.
“Babe, give me the cloth so you don’t get the bed wet.”
“Can’t.... move.”
Jack sighed before turning you over and bringing you to rest your head on his chest.
“You know you said earlier that you didn’t know you were married or had kids.”
“What the fuck did they put in those drinks? Was I really that bad?”
“Yeah and I should’ve recorded it. You were convinced I didn’t love you anymore because I told you we weren’t having sex while you were drunk. I should have known it was about to be some shit when it comes to you three.”
“Oh good lord and we aren’t even that bad!” You peeked up at Jack to see him trying not to laugh and you simply hit his chest.
“I can’t stand you.” You replied while pouting.
“Love you too stink.” Jack placed a quick kiss to your forehead before you heard your phone go off letting you know you had a text.
Jack handed you your phone and you opened it up to see that it was the group text between you, Amanda, and Courtney.
Courtney- Y/N, if you aren’t dead we’re going out next weekend
Amanda- I would be surprised if she’s even awake
You- Bitch, say less. Where are we going? I’m readyyyy
“Who is that babe?”
“Amanda and Courtney. They want to go out next weekend.”
“Seriously?” Jack had a look of disbelief on his face and was praying you would sit this one out.
“Yes, I have to get my outfit together. Should I wear the new black dress I got or the red one?”
#jack harlow#jackman harlow#jackman thomas harlow#jack harlow x reader#jack harlow concept#jack harlow concepts#jack harlow x you#jack harlow x y/n#jack harlow x black reader#jack harlow x fem!reader
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WAIIIT. Get ready to see my conspiracy theorist side once again. WAIT OKAY SO UH we’ve been having these similarities between Scorchstar and Scorchsting, right? :wink: you know what I’m getting at. Reincarnation? Who knows?!?!
REAL i've been a scorchstar->scorchsting reincarnation truther since day one. the sillies (they are a little evil as a treat)
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waiit.... wait wait wait...
hold on....
why does that seem familiar....
oh waiiit....
ONLY 10 CHAPTERS BETWEEN THESE INCIDENTS BRO....
@im-a-chunky-potato thought you might like this :>
#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#Fyodor did it first but Nikolai did it better#“stabby stab” is still iconic though
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This secret life session got me eating good. Fuckkk. I'm winning left right and center!!!
(Spoiler ish)
I got Mumbo and Etho interaction. I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR ITTT TWO AWKWARD INTPS COLLIDING WHAT WILL THEY DO and they did just what I expected it to be. It's beautiful. It's gorjus. I need more of them actually.
Cleo and Etho being domestic like um hello????!? The other spectrum of ENTP INTP interaction that I've been WAIIITING to happen. Fuckk. They really remarried huh. Love wins in the end
GEM BULLYING ETHO!! "you're so pathetic etho" and the Scotts making fun of Etho too😭 it's so funny
Lizzie trying to rizz Cleo (this one is not actually true but I want to believe it that way so lemme have this) in front of their husband, while the said husband just laugh at it. This is amazing.
Etho trying to jump scare Grian. Oh my gosh. They're so cute. I'm EXPLODING as we speak. I'll think about this moment forever and ever. This is the best shit ever happened to me this week.
EDIT : I'VE WATCH GRIAN POV AND I WILL NOT FORGIVE ETHO FOR CUTTING THE PART WHERE THEY HAVE A DATE ON THAT GRIAN'S BASE. STOPPPP THEY'RE SO SO CUTE TOGETHER HELP MEEEE GRITHO LIVES!! PREACH
#I need to watch other eps too. I've only watch etho eps so far#trafficshipping#secret life smp#trafficblr#whaledingo talks
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being a teenager fucking rules. my entire childhood i could not waiiit to be a teenager and then when i hit 13-14 i was like This sucks actually. Overhyped. NOT fucking true you just have to wait until you know people with cars and cigarettes and shit
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