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johnny-coxville · 1 year

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How about a really cute johnny and female reader (she's johnnys girlfriend but she doesn't do any of the stunts) fic where they're playing with the Super Mighty Glue for the third film and one of the other guys sticks the reader and Johnny together and he's really cute with it and finds it hilarious?

Figured I might as well mix the two aspects of the asks ;P

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Johnny x fem!reader fluff

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Too Close!

The glue that rested inside the wooden drawer was saved for a rainy day. That day. Was today. Johnny opened the blinds in the bedroom, squinting at the bright sunlight. The rain beat down on the window, giving cool air through the cracks.

He turned his head to you, where you slept softly. He made his way back over to the bed and sat down. Scratching your head, and brushing the hair out of your face. You slowly woke up, greeted by a soft kiss from Johnny. You smiled and kissed his lips. Laying your head back down on the pillow. You stretched your arms and yawned.

“Time to get up sweetheart, heading to Bam’s. It’s raining so you’re being dragged along to watch a stunt. I swear it’s harmless.” He said rubbing your shoulder. You sighed. “Alright. But if you get hurt I’m not driving you to the hospital this time.” You muttered. Of course, this was a bluff you always got so scared when he’d do such a dangerous stunt.

You two got up and dressed. Johnny slipped into his blue and white long-sleeve. Looping the belt through his black jeans. Tying his signature skull and crutches Converse. You took one of his flannels, sporting a black t-shirt underneath. Leaving it unbuttoned. You never bothered putting on a raincoat.

Finishing with your shoes, he slipped his jacket on. Grabbing the hotel keycard and sliding it into his jacket pocket. Passing you the car keys, you both headed into the heavy rain. Driving through PA wasn’t your favorite thing, but at least it wasn’t California traffic.

Johnny chatted the entire way there. Finally pulling into Bam’s driveway, multiple cars had already been pulled up. You were honestly nervous. You really weren’t interested in whatever house-destroying antics they were going to get up to.

Johnny reassured you, their plans wouldn’t be putting themselves in danger. You simply rolled your eyes and got prepared to run through the rain. Entering Bam’s parents, you shook yourself dry. Being greeted by April as usual.

She led you to the kitchen where the entire gang sat. You knew this would be trouble. All sitting at the table, like rowdy little children. They greeted you and Johnny. Sat on the table were a few containers of super glue. You looked at it unsure, looking over to Johnny.

Kosick stood leaning against the kitchen counter, camera mounted on his arm. Along with a few of the other film crew, just relaxing, waiting for the action to start. You were giving quite an unsure look. What were they going to do? Glue their lips to each other's assholes? See how far they could run with glue stuck to their feet? It had to have been something extremely outlandish.

¨Don’t look too excited for this Cons.” Dave giggled. You smiled. He always called you Cons because he could never remember your actual name. Converse were the only shoes you and Johnny ever wore, so the name stuck. “Not really. I mean. It’s probably a lot better than most of the things you’ve done.” You said pulling a chair at the table.

Bam took the initiative and stood at the foot of the table. “I say Johnny and Cons do something together! She’s never in our stunts. There’s no way we could hurt her with some super glue.” Bam said pointing at you. April facepalmed. She loved you dearly, and always talked you out of a stunt, no matter how small and stupid it was.

You nodded your head. “What are your plans.” You said caving. What’s the worse that could happen? “Alright, so you’re going to want to take your shirt o-” Before Bam could even finish Johnny cut him off with a flat no. Tremaine in the corner gave a suggestion. “Wee-man and Preston first. Just to see how it works out.” He said pointing to the two guys who uncomfortably shuffled. Sighing Preston got out of his seat.

Wee-man follows behind and stands with his arms folded. Never really fond of actually having to do a stunt. “Shirt off. Both of you” Tremaine said stepping closer with his smaller camera equipment. “Fucking seriously?” Preston scoffed.

He discarded his shirt, annoyed, and stood waiting for the next move. Wee-man reluctantly removed his shirt and stood face-palming. “Wait wait wait, I wanna do the glue!” You shouted. Tremaine shrugged his shoulders. “Works with me.” He said giving the go for filming. Everyone began to shuffle into place. Getting out of their chairs. The camera began to roll.

“Hello, I’m Johnny Knoxville! And this isss Super Mighty Glue!” He said reading the name off the glue bottle. You stood with an excited smile. “Here we have two very willing and lovely participants.” He said presenting Preston and Wee-man, with incredibly annoyed faces. You snickered taking over the bit.

“Alright, Preston you’re on the bottom, and wee-man you’re on top.” You said helping Preston slide onto the counter. The guys were already hysterical. Once Preston was on the table, you lathered his stomach full of glue. It smelled awful but surely felt even more often to feel on the skin. Wee-man was assisted onto the table, Bam shoving him backward while he was trying to balance.

“Bam!” April screamed, hitting him in the shoulder. Wee-man’s ass now glued to Preston's stomach. “Hold on! Hold on! I got this.” Johnny said pulling out a stun gun. Before he could even take a few steps Wee-man started to scream and fight, painfully ripping himself off of Preston's stomach. Preston screamed in pain pushing himself off the table. Both men jumping around and screaming.

“Someone fucking lather up Knoxville. This shit hurts!” Wee-man screamed out. Johnny wanting to prove some kind of point, maybe that he was tough, laid on the table, pulling his shirt off. “Lather me up, baby!” He said rubbing his hands together.

You squeezed two different bottles of glue onto his chest, cringing at the glue glopping and running down him. You crossed around the counter cautiously not to be stuck to Johnny in some stupid way. Just as you were ready to put the glue down, Dunn hauled you up by your shirt. You couldn’t fight his grip, being picked up like some kind of toddler by their onesie. He pressed you directly against Johnny’s bare sticky body. Johnny found this hysterical, you definitely did not.

“No fucking way! Get me off of him!” You shout. Everyone laughing except April. Johnny was nearly in tears by this point laughing, carefully trying to slide off the table. Every time you tried to pull yourself off of him, he’d squeal in pain. Your t-shirt was basically infused into his skin. Your flannel awkwardly stuck to the sides of his body where glue had seeped down.

Aww’s and laughter were spread throughout the room. You rested an angry face on his shoulder as he held you against his chest. “She’s reaallyyy stuck to me, man!” Johnny said showing you off to the camera. Flopping his body around trying to detach you. “Definitely going to have to cut her off of me..” Johnny said scratching his head. Glue stuck to his fingers getting caught up in his hair.

Looking into the camera he cringed. Ripping his fingers out of his hair, he pulled hair straight from his scalp. “Yep. I’m done! Can someone just. Set my shirt on top of her hand so she can change..” Knoxville asked.

April let out a heavy sigh. “I’ve got it.” She said leaving the kitchen. Coming back with one of her t-shirts for you to wear. You kept trying to kick at his knees, nearly having Johnny buckle over a few times. Giggling each time you made a poor attempt. “I’m going to glue your beard to someone’s pubes Dunn. I fucking swear on it.” You said as April wrapped the shirt around your neck for you to use shortly.

He giggled in the corner shaking his head. Johnny carried you around the house, holding you close. You felt like a baby strapped to his dad’s chest. Once you were nearly in the bathroom you could hear the other guys hollering. Assuming one of them had continued the bit.

He closed the bathroom door and shuffled himself to the counter to grab the scissors. You let out a heavy sigh. He giggled to himself, making eye contact from time to time. “I swear I could kill him PJ” You said pulling yourself slightly back to let him cut through the fabric. Thankfully these weren’t “good clothes”. You’d be fuming.

Once he had gotten the shirt undone, he just tore the flannel off. You finally were let go, sitting on the bathroom counter. You stared at his now extremely patchy chest, covered almost entirely in your shirt. You shrugged, sliding your new shirt on.

“Pugs! Not Drugs!” Johnny read your shirt. “That’s fucking great.” He sighed trying to relax his laughter. April always provided the best shirts. Another one to the collection. Once you had managed to clean the shirt pieces off Johnny, you both walked out to the kitchen. Dunn’s beard glued completely to the side of Bam’s face.

Idiots.

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jackasswhre · 7 months

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happy birthday to my gorgeous beautiful awesome pookie wookie bear (aka bam (aka my bf)) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#jackass #jackass x reader #viva la bam #viva la bam x reader #bam margera #bam margera x reader #jackass number two #jackass the movie #bam margera imagine #bam margera headcanons

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babybammargera · 11 months

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POV you’re the reckless grunge chick of the jackass crew

Always covered in bruises.

Getting scraped up and the boys covering you in cartoon bandaids (which are featured in most of your scenes at this point)

You’re like Steveo in the sense of documenting gnarly slams except you take pics with a Polaroid.

Longish nails that haven’t been broken during filming but are covered in chipped nail polish.

^Bam or Dunn probably painted them one drunk night bc they found a random nail polish at a party.

Nosebleeds from slamming are normal for you but surprisingly you haven’t broken it yet.

(as far as you know anyway)

Somehow always getting hurt in stunts when you’re paired up w Ryan or Steveo.

“Ow Ry your big ass foot went right into my ribs.”

Broke your arm within the same week Ryan did and Jeff was pissed.

He still refuses to let either of you hear the end of it.

He was also mortified seeing the two of you randomly smacking each other with your casts.

You bounce back from said injuries faster than most of the guys would.

And sometimes you pull off stunts the guys couldn’t and never let them live it down.

Annoying Spike Knoxville and Tremaine like it’s your job. Bc technically it is.

To be fair you bully all of them bc they do the same to you.

You’ve definitely tripped Dave before bc he made a sly comment as darf.

Honestly you probably need a shower but you’re still hot so.

Can’t keep up with things to save your life.

Never having clean clothes and ending up raiding all the guys luggage.

Like you’ve definitely stolen a pair of cleanish jeans from Steveo or Bam or Dunn.

And who knows how many shirts from the others.

CLUMSY

Not when it comes to stunts but outside of filming you trip on air or run into walls bc you’re not paying attention.

You’ve punched bam for laughing when it happens on more than one occasion

#jackass #cky #viva la bam #bam margera #ryan dunn #jackass headcanons #jackass imagine #mtv jackass #jackass fic #jackass headcannons #jackass hcs

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downtownbunnybaby · 1 year

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Johnny Knoxville x SNL Cast Member Headcanons

A/N: Ignore the fact the SNL cast and Jackass timeline is inaccurate. This is my fantasy, and if I want Bill Hader and Johnny Knoxville to interact...THEY WILL. This is the most self-indulgent thing I have ever written.

[Johnny Knoxville x G!N Reader]

Warnings: None. SFW.

Words: 601

The two of you hit it off instantly when he hosted Saturday Night Live. It was evident to everyone that he preferred your sketches, even pitching for you to be the second lead. Not caring that it was painfully obvious he was flirting with you.

“So, I was thinking you and Bill can—”

“Actually, can you be in it, doll?”

After the week concludes, the two of you promise to stay in contact. You’re constantly talking over the phone and flying out to each other's cities. So it’s no surprise to your SNL friends and the Jackass guys when you announce you’re dating.

During breaks, you fly down to LA, making several appearances in episodes of Jackass as a background character. Despite your longing to join in your boyfriend’s antics, Knoxville never allows you in the stunts. In fear of you getting injured.

“Can’t have that pretty face of yours telling jokes with a bruised eye,”

However, in the first Jackass, you finally appear in a stunt pranking your SNL family.

“HI! I’m Y/N, and welcome to Studio 8H,”

You and the Jackass group are running around, using shopping carts to crash into cast members’ offices.

“Dave, why don't you leave a gift for Fred on his couch,”

We all know Lorne Michaels wanted Knoxville to join the cast, so he doesn’t mind when Knox is around during the week or rehearsals. Or when you “accidentally” write sketches that are made for Johnny to be featured.

“...So you don’t want Seth to play the character or Andy. So, who do you want to play them?”

“Well…there’s one person I have in mind,”

“It’s Johnny, isn’t it,”

“No—yes, it’s Johnny,”

Both groups love your relationship.

Your SNL family adores Johnny and has also hopped on the trend of writing sketches for him when he’s around or pritching stunts for him to feature in Jackass.

“Y/N! Show Johnny this stunt I wrote for him,”

“Will, this isn’t a stunt,” Scanning the script, you laugh at the proposal. “This is five pages of you and Knoxville going on a romantic date. I’m not going to let you steal my boyfriend." Snatching the script, Will mutters about knowing him first before storming into his office. Queue Jason Sudekis and Andy Samberg tossing their text seeing you reject Will Forte.

The Jackass guys think you are the funniest person and constantly ask you to join their group.

“Come on, Y/N, leave SNL and join us,”

“No, Steveo, I would like to stay alive for my third season,”

“Your loss,” He said, swallowing a goldfish. “You can replace Knoxville.”

You convince Lorne to let Knoxville host again, and it’s the most-viewed episode of the season. The cast and writers write sketches that showcase not only you and Knox’s comedic chemistry but also romantic chemistry.

Somehow the romantic date sketch Will wrote made it into the show. Of course, Will takes the opportunity to make you a waiter that gets obliterated by food and has to fall onto tables and chairs. Knox has one hell of a time pretending to be on a date with Will—occasionally breaking character from the insanity.

In the green room, Johnny lets you know he only has eyes for you. The appreciation makes you late for your appearance on Weekend Update.

Seth makes sure to comment on your shortness of breath and disheveled appearance.

“You alright, Y/N? You seem to be out of breath,”

“Long walk.”

“It’s five feet…and you rolled over.”

Naturally, you and Johnny are infatuated with one another, despite being on opposite ends of the comedic spectrum.

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TAGLIST:

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TAGLIST FORM

A/N: this is such a niche, and I'm probably the only person benefiting from these headcanons.

#johnny knoxville x reader #jackass x reader #jackass fic #jackass headcanons #cky #jackass the movie #jackass forever #bam margera #jackass mtv #ryan dunn #danger ehren #dave england #steve o #chris pontius #wee man #preston lacy #viva la bam

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dunnsgirl · 2 years

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Jackass Girl Headcannons

this is how i picture a girl jackass member in my head

bruises all over her legs that she got from who knows where

isn't afraid to physically fight someone

and will not hesitate to kick a guy in the dick

has probably gotten into a few heated arguments with Johnny "girls getting hurt isn't funny" Knoxville

rarely wears makeup

and when she does wear makeup, it's the bare minimum

the guys constantly hitting her in the boobs with stuff

closest with chris, steve-o, and ryan

gets so excited when chris and steve-o invite her onto wildboyz

"how dare nature make bears so dangerous yet so huggable"

they'll find out a way to get her to hug a bear

she cries from happiness

"i've never seen you cry before"

"i can't help it, i'm so happy"

has seen all of the guys' dicks

and will make fun of them

worse with cursing than any of the guys

"you kiss your mother with that mouth?"

"no, but i've kissed yours"

will scream "OW MY PENIS" if she gets hit in the crotch

dick jokes! dick jokes! dick jokes!

smart sometimes

probably went to college

and will bring it up when she's doing something stupid

"i'm (name) and i have a college degree" *gets thrown into a bush*

tried to be as clean as possible at first

gave up

gets upset when she isn't in a fun stunt

"YOU GUYS WENT URBAN KYACKING WITHOUT ME?!"

probably had a crush on stephanie

one of her bits is dressing as a fuckboy and hitting on people

definitely makes the guys go through labor simulation

wears graphic tees to red carpets

owns maybe one dress

gets asked the worst questions at interviews

“are you dating any of the guys?”

“no, are you?”

was probably a dancer

and the guys make fun of her for it all the time

because they can't imagine this girl being graceful

very light on her feet

sneaks up on the guys all the time

"whatcha doin?"

"WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU GET THERE?!"

kicked johnny in the nuts during the first cup test

high kicked one of the guys in the face

"holy shit!"

"i told you i could do it!"

just the coolest person

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philipjohnclapp · 9 months

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could u do headcanons with steve-o dating reader who’s a pro skater and essentially just as gnarly as steve-o is?

love your fics btw!

Steve-O Dating Reader Headcanons

A/N: I hope this is what you wanted. No gender implied so take it as you will.

- He never would’ve thought that he would date someone just like him.

- He definitely boasts about you to the guys, and sometimes it pisses you off.

- Definitely met through Big Brother, and at first you hated his guts.

- You two have gone through so many drug binges together; and all have them have been a blast if you asked him.

- Steve-O wants to hold your hand EVERYWHERE, he’s always holding it regardless; even during stunts.

- During his rapping era he definitely wrote a rap song about you, and got you to do some rap in the backgrounds.

- Your rap was the only rap anyone found good in that whole album.

- That hurt Steve-Os ego, but you comforted him.

- When you get hurt in a stunt you usually brush it off and almost always are fine, but Steve-O gets really worried.

- He’s always there when you need him, he will drop everything and come over shit faced just to be there.

- You probably got sober first, and if not you two got sober together.

- Y’all are each others rock.

- Definitely trade burnt cds to each other.

- Steve-O and you do a lot of body shots of each other, and always involve you in his party tricks.

- You have a lot of party tricks of your own, if not more than Steve-O.

- You never fail to amaze him.

- You probably got famous first.

- Unlike Steve-O you manage your money, but sometimes you slip up and buy something outrageous.

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soupsuckz · 1 year

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dating ryan dunn hcs!!

♡ okok so im working on a lot of stuff rn i swear but i still want to get yall some content so here but lemme tell you it's gonna be big!! ♡

you guys met in middle school

shared a lot of friends (bam, raab, brandon)

he had a crush on you but he was always too nervous to say anything

bam was the one who told you

"listen man, ryan has a huge thing for you so i suggest you do something about it before he goes insane."

you asked him about it and he tensed up

you assured him it was okay and you liked him back

he kissed your cheek and the reign of terror began

he loves being physical with you (hugs, kisses, cuddles)

he probably would carry you to your classes if you asked

expect lots of notes and flowers in your locker

def tried to write a song about you but got too nervous you wouldnt like it

#jackass #jackass smut #bam margera #brandon dicamillo #cky #ryan dunn #viva la bam #raab himself #haggard #don vito #random hero #headcanon #johnny knoxville #chris pontius

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riotcontrolmargera · 2 years

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jealousy - johnny knoxville x reader.

female reader.

warnings: nsfw. swearing. alcohol. jealousy. possessive. choking. biting. penetrative & unprotected sex.

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your relationship with johnny was complicated from the start. well, it wasn't a relationship per say, it was more of a situationship. you two weren't really together, you were sleeping with each other with no strings attached— at least, that's how it started and it was working just fine for a while. you had no commitment to him, he had no commitment to you but the more time that you spent with johnny, the more those pesky little feelings developed.

you never spoke on your feelings towards him, nor did you even acknowledge them — in fear that speaking on them would make it true and total truth be told, you didn't want to jeopardise what you and johnny had because you would rather have him in this way, then not at all, if he didn't share the same feelings towards you.

you were aware that johnny lived a rather promiscuous lifestyle, he was seeing other women while he was seeing you. nothing serious, just meaningless sex — and that was fine with you but that didn't mean that you didn't experience the awful feeling of jealousy. you were good at concealing those feelings... most of the time. not tonight though.

tonight was the wrap up party for jackass: the movie, which was like any other jackass party but on a much bigger scale. you weren't sure if it was the feelings that you had for johnny or if it was the alcohol that was already in your system — but when you saw johnny standing real close and personal to a woman that he was speaking with, seeing the same charming and flirtatious smile that he uses with you, a switch went off inside of you.

instead of marching up to him and making a god damn fool of yourself, you figured that you'd play his own damn game.

you turned away from the scene in front of you and set off to find your other friends, plopping yourself down on the couch between ryan and bam. you took the half full can of beer out of dunn's hand, putting it to your lips and finishing it off within a couple of seconds. your frustration must've been obvious since ryan wrapped his arm around you, gently rubbing your shoulder. "you good?" he asked you with some concern in his tone, his blue eyes on you.

the situationship that you had with johnny went unknown to the boys, both of you opted to keep it quiet since you were co-stars. there was some suspicion going around the group but neither you or johnny confirmed or denied it. it seemed like a good idea to begin with — and, maybe it still was — but now, you were hating it. you couldn't even speak to your best friends about your boy troubles.

"of course, ry." you answered, putting on your most convincing happy face. "let's get another drink." ryan took your word for it, knowing better than to push and pry. he happily obliged and went to get you two both another beer, since you had drunk the rest of his. he sat back down besides you, handed you your can and moved his arm back to the position was around your shoulder.

you spent what seemed like hours talking to ryan and the other boys that sat around, you never laughed so hard. beers and shots kept coming your way and there wasn't no way that you were going to deny free drinks from your closest friends. you watched as steveo and chris attempted to do some kind of stupid stunt, almost everyone around you was completely fucking blitzed and you supposed you were too. though, not nearly as some of the other guys.

as another plate of shots came around, you saw johnny watching you from afar — seeing the way that ryans arm rested around you and the way that you leaned into his chest. he seemed pissed but you couldn't bring yourself to care, if anything, it made you want to piss him off more. everyone was tossing around stupid ideas and challenges for people to do. an idea came across your mind, one that sober you probably wouldn't have ever dreamed of.

as ryan reached to grab a shot, you grabbed his wrist and looked at him. a smile coming across your face while confusion came across his. "i have a better way that you could take a shot." you said in a suggestive tone. "—why don't you take a couple of shots from my body?"

you had said it much louder than intended, since as soon as the words came out of your mouth, you heard a mixture of 'woo'ing and wolf whistling come from the guys around you. you couldn't help but laugh while your face burned bright red — before you could take the words back, the table was being cleared out for you to lay down on.

you stood up from where you were sitting and hopped yourself up on the table, laying back on it. once you were comfortable, you watched as chris and steveo took the plate of shots and placed one in between your cleavage, feeling some of the room temperature liquor splash onto your chest. behind them, you could see johnny watching the whole thing and shaking his head, almost as if it was a warning to stop.

but you ignored the warning. fuck him. if he could do whatever and whoever he pleases, why the hell couldn't you?

you looked over at your blond curly haired friend, who was still seated on the sofa, not completely believing that you were seriously doing this.

"you coming, dunn?" you asked him. "if not im sure chris or steveo would be happy enough to do the honors." with that, he stood up from the sofa and made his way over to the table that you were laying on. he looked at the placement, his eyes scanning over you. he looked at your face.

"christ— you're sure about this?" he asked and you nodded your head. he nodded his head before moving his head down to your chests level, you shuddered as you felt his warm breath and the hairs of his beard tickle against your skin. dunn was a grade A fucking tease. he took his damn time, his tongue pressing against your skin as he slowly moved down to where the shot glass was sitting between your breasts. his lips wrapped around it carefully before slowly removing the glass from between your breasts, shooting his head back to take the shot.

you didn't dare to move, watching as he removed the glass from his mouth before leaning back down to lick up the liquor that half spilt onto your chest. it would be a lie if you said that the situation didn't turn you on, just a little bit. you didn't care that there was so many eyes on the two of you and you sure as hell didn't care that johnny's was on you either.

you could hear the other guys loosing their minds at what they were witnessing, from clapping to wolf whistling. you couldn't help but laugh and start clapping yourself. chris was about to place a shot glass into your mouth when johnny came over to the table, his face far too serious for a good time. "can i speak with you?" he asked, though it wasn't much of a question. "now."

you sat up on the table and looked at him, he had the sort of look on his face that told you not to argue with him on this. you apologised to ryan, patting him on the back before sliding off the table. 'someones in trouble' you heard someone laugh out before you went with johnny, he led you into a bathroom so that you could talk privately without prying ears around. along the way, you were asking him what the fuck what his problem but he gave you no answers.

he closed the door and locked it, looking at you with an unamused expression. they really weren't kidding, you were in trouble and you fucking knew it. "what the fuck was that out there?" he asked.

you were annoyed that he pulled you away from your friends to interrogate you on something that he would easily do, if someone asked him too. the double standards of this man were impeccable.

"you answer my question first, asshole!" you fought back. "the hell is your problem?" you asked, he stood in front of the door and there was no way that you were getting past him, not that you wanted to leave anyway. the alcohol in your system made your skin feel hot and you were ready to fight this fight with him.

"what's my problem?" he repeated like he couldn't believe that you were asking him that. he stood several steps closer to you, leaving a small gap between you. you looked up at him as he was much taller than you were. you weren't afraid of him but you had doubts that he was trying to intimidate you. johnny wasn't that sort of man.

"my fucking problem is that you're out there letting dunn touch what's mine." he spoke again, causing a shiver down your spine. you swallowed the lump of air that caught in your throat, you knew that you should be furious with him... but you couldn't help but want him. you remembered the woman from earlier, reminding yourself of his hypocrisy.

"yours...?" you scoffed with a laugh, shaking your head. "we aren't together, knox. you can fuck whoever you want and so the fuck can i." you tried to move around him but he stopped you, grabbing you by the waist and pulling you closer to him. you were now chest to chest with him and looking into his dark brown eyes. his expression was still stern and fixated on you. you could smell his cologne with faint hints of the beer that he drank and cigarette that smoked, his scent was intoxicating to you. despite being mad at him, you've never wanted him more. a hand came to your throat and applied some pressure, you let out a quiet noise.

"you're mine, sweet heart." he said in a low and seductive tone. you began to feel weak in the knees, ready to submit to his every word. "do you understand that?" his eyes were on you, looking at you as he was expecting an answer — and that was enough to get you to buckle, you nodded your head slowly.

"i want to hear that pretty little mouth say it." he mused, with that charming smile. he guided you back and lifted you up onto the bathroom counter, moving between your legs. your thighs sitting on either side of his hips. he had you right where he wanted you and there was no complaints from your end. he leaned into your neck, you could feel his hot breath hit the skin. you shivered as you felt his lips meet your skin, he started leaving hot opened mouthed kisses.

"im yours, johnny." you breathed in, your hand came up to his hair and tugged on it. you could feel him begin to suck on your neck, hard enough to leave marks on your flesh. your hands moved down his back, once your hands get to where his shirt ends, you move your hands up his back and touched over his skin. you gasped as you felt him bite your skin, digging your nails into his back.

"johnny, people will see that!" you breathed, thinking about the reaction from your mutual friends. his hand came down from your neck, feeling over your chest. his hand grabbing at your breast while his kisses travelled down your neck, biting and sucking love bites along the way. a soft moan came from your lips and your head lulled back slightly. his hand continued down from your breast and moved down your body, he stopped his movements momentarily as he reached the end of your short dress.

"i don't care if people see, sweetheart." he told you with a chuckle. "i want them to know that you belong to me." this possessive side of him wasn't something that you had seen on him before but you definitely weren't complaining, it was such a turn on for you. his other hand met your thigh, both of them sliding up to the waist line of the little black panties you were wearing — he slid the panties down your thighs, taking a step back momentarily to remove them and discard them to the floor.

you pulled him closer to you, leaning up to kiss him passionately. once your lips connected, you part your lips and let his tongue into your mouth. the kiss got heated fast, your hands moved over his body and his on yours. he pulled away from the kiss, his forehead pressed against your own, those dark brown eyes on yours.

"tell me what you want, sweetheart." he breathed, not taking his eyes off you. "use your words." you knew what you wanted. you wanted him. not just for sex but you wanted him in every way possible. you wanted to be his and you wanted him to be yours, only yours.

"you." you said, your hands travelling to his belt buckle and started undoing it. you could see the tent in his jeans, which only made you want him more. you hadn't even touched him and he was already like this, for you. once the belt buckle was off, you slid the belt out of the loops in his jeans and discarded it to the floor. next was his jeans button, undone the button and pulled his zipper down. you pulled his jeans down, just enough for him to pull his cock out from his underwear.

"good girl." he mused, his hands coming to your dress to push it up before he positioned himself between your legs.

you felt the tip of his penis slide up and down your already wet folds a couple of times, before sliding into your entrance. you let out a pleasured sound as he entered you. his hand found its way back to your neck, applying pressure to your throat once again as he started to move his hips into you. you could hear his heavy breaths and the low groans that came from him.

he leant his head down, kissing and biting at whatever exposed skin that he could reach — he wasn't shy about leaving marks on you, this time around. not that you minded, you found it extremely hot. his hips thrusted at a fast and steady pace, the hand that wasn't on your throat was holding your hip in place. you sucked in a breath, hoping to keep your noises in — not wanting anyone to hear what was going on in this bathroom but it wasnt necessary as the music and general mayhem that was happening outside the bathroom concealed any lewd sounds.

your hands came to grab onto his shirt, holding onto it tightly. "you feel so fucking good." he grunted, his hand tightening around your throat. "tell me who you belong too, baby doll."

"you... fuck, johnny, you." you said breathlessly, feeling the intense pleasure that travelled through your body. "i belong to you."

"good girl" he mused, satisfied with the answer that you gave. it's exactly what he wanted to hear, its what he needed to hear. he started to increase the movement of his hips, his hand dropped and moved to your clit, the pad of his middle finger began to rub in a circular motion. it was clear to you that he wanted to make you climax and fuck was it working. lewd noises of pleasure started to fall from your lips, mixed with with some curses and his name. your head lulled back and your thighs began to shake.

you could hear his words encouraging you to cum for him, his head moving to lean into your neck. your arms wrapped around his shoulders and held him close. you could feel yourself getting closer and closer to your orgasm with each of his thrusts. he knew how to push your buttons in just the right way.

"johnny, im so fucking close." you exclaimed and he exhaled a breath, biting down onto the flesh of your neck again and moved his finger against your clit, a little faster. "me too, doll." he told you.

after a few more of his thrusts, you were at breaking point. between his thrusts and the work that his fingers were doing to your clit, you came around his cock fairly quickly. you felt the orgasm run through your entire body, making you tremble and your toes curl.

"fuck... that was incredible." he spoke up after a moment of silence before pulling out. "yeah... it was." you breathed.

he looked at you as you caught your breath, you could see his eyes looking over your chest — admiring his work. there was love bites and the occasional imprint of teeth in the skin. he was proud of himself and you could see it in his face. your hands moved down and fixed his pants, zipping them back up and doing up the button.

he passed you your panties and you passed him his belt, the both of you making yourselves presentable enough to return to the party. you had some concerns about what your friends would say and about this being the way that yours and johnny's mutual friends find out about your shared dirty little secret. you slid off the bench and when you turned to look at him, he was watching you.

"now... one more time, doll. who do you belong too?" he asked, a shit-eating grin on coming onto his face. you slapped his chest gently. "you already know the answer, knoxville."

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my apologies for taking my sweet ass fucking time on this one! this one was requested from an friend ♡ i don't know if it's good or not, so my apologies if it fucking sucks.

#johnny knoxville #johnny knoxville x reader #johnny knoxville headcanons #jackass #jackass the movie #jackass the series #jackass forever #bam margera #chris pontius #dave england #ehren danger #ehren mcghehey #steve o #preston lacy #ryan dunn #viva la bam #wildboyz

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lieutenant-cinnamon-roll · 1 year

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CKY Birthday Gift Headcanons (because apparently I can't sleep):

Bam - he gets you the best present, but this is simply because he threw his money at April and begged her to buy something because he has no idea. If left to his own devices he will get you something gaudy and insanely expensive.

Ryan - for your birthday he gives you a hug. Not because he forgot, but because the idea of going out and trying to find something you'd want seems frustrating and exhausting to him. Sometimes he showers beforehand as an extra treat.

Raab - now Raab 100% forgot. However, he does feel terrible about it and insists on buying you a drink at the bar later, and is loudly (read: drunkenly) telling anyone who will listen that it's your birthday.

Rake - he never forgets anyone's birthday, but tends to go with the traditional bottle of alcohol as a gift. Is always the first one to wish you happy birthday.

Novak - he gives you $10. He is conviently forgetting he owes you $50.

Dico - it is 50/50. Either he gets you the most thoughtful gift because you mentioned it once and it was something really hard to get hold of and he made it a challenge to find it, or he will fart and say that's your gift. There is zero inbetween.

#cky crew #brandon dicamillo #dico #cky #viva la bam #bam margera #ryan dunn #chris raab #raab himself #rake yohn #cky headcanon

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princessthatcantfuckingsleep · 3 months

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*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡.:*･Partying with the jackass guys☆

#jackass #jackass moodboard #jackass aesthetic #jackass x reader #jackass fanfic #jackass hcs #ryan dunn x reader #ryan x reader #bam margera x reader #viva la bam x reader #bambam #viva la bam #bam margera imagine #bam margera #viva la bam headcanons #steve o x reader #steve o imagine #steve o

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knoxvilleforever · 2 years

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Being Childhood Friends with Bam and Ryan Headcanons

request: I absolutely love your work. how about being childhood friends with bam and dunn and you’re one of the main cast members on viva la bam?

you met bam and ryan in high school

you were late to class one day when you found them both stood on the roof of one of the buildings outside

a low building, thank god

bam had his skateboard in tow and was just about to jump off when you rounded the corner

‘uh, that looks like it’s gonna hurt y’know.’

to be honest you couldn’t believe the sight in front of you

but you’d soon get used to it

‘i hope it does dude.’

at first you thought bam’s response was insane

until ryan wanted you to make yourself useful

‘hey, if you’re gonna watch can you film from down there?’

you didn’t get much choice as he was already throwing his camera down to you

but from then on the three of you were barely seen without each other

you’d help film videos for them whilst also expressing how much of a bad idea you thought the stunts were

and you’d play nurse for whoever needed it at the time

it didn’t take long before you were one of the number one targets for their pranks

so you had to learn quickly to prank them in retaliation

you were more paranoid than ever when viva la bam started filming

although when knoxville showed up to film you knew he’d be on your side

they let you in on the snake they’d brought in for bam

but bam’s reaction was to use you as a human shield

which wasn’t much fun when you weren’t the biggest fan of snakes yourself

so after that you were fully invested in the prank war

but of course bam apologised for using you as a human shield

because out of everyone he had a soft spot for you

was pouty about it at first but just wrapped his arms around you from behind

mumbles a sorry for getting you involved

and it made you feel a little bad for helping turn his hummer into a convertible

the three of you were often inseparable

and if you were out drinking with the two of them be prepared to be smothered with affection

if they didn’t show it all the time, they definitely made up for it when they’d been drinking

ryan would be the first to give you a bear hug

and bam would join in because he didn’t wanna be left out

out of the three of you, it was you who could handle the hangovers the best

so you had to look after the two boys who felt ill the next day

despite their pranking habits, the two were very protective of you

it was only them who were allowed to take things a step too far

if anyone else dared they’d have both a margera and a dunn to answer too

they made it very clear on set of viva la bam that you were off limits to everyone except them

‘what the fuck dude don’t do that to y/n?’

‘yeah dude? what the fuck?’

the three of you got into so much trouble with ape and phil

and it’d been the same way since you were teenagers

they wouldn’t change you for the world though

growing up with ryan and bam into your early twenties was an experience

it made certain things like dating very interesting

like your first boyfriend breaking up with you ended in three of his tyres being slashed

and two of your friends insisting they had no idea how it happened

anyone who hurt you opened themselves up to being terrorised by bam and ryan

because they’d do anything to see you laughing again

everytime they leave a kiss on each other’s cheek you can guarantee you’ll have one either side of you

they kiss your cheeks at the same time

you feign annoyance but it’s actually really cute

despite their weird ways of showing it, you’re like a little family

and you wouldn’t trade the chaos in for anything

#jackass #bam margera headcanons #ryan dunn headcanons #jackass headcanons #viva la bam headcanons #bam margera #ryan dunn #viva la bam #cky #knoxvilleforeverwriting #jackass x reader #bam margera x reader #ryan dunn x reader

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