"Desire huh? What the fuck does that mean? Does that mean you're into dudes with fucking long hair, smell like beer, have shitty tattoos; maybe they hang out at the bowling alley! Maybe, just maybe you'll go out back and rub their sick crotch; he'll stick his hands down your pants. Meanwhile, your boyfriend's sitting at home jerking off to fucking gay porn"
Haggard (2003)
Dir: Bam Margera
If you aren't familiar with "The Last Unicorn" by Peter S. Beagle, go read it (or watch the 1982 animated movie produced by a collaboration of American and Japanese studios, starring Angela Lansbury and Sir Christopher Lee as voice actors)
everyone makes fun of me for my jackass/bam addiction but when i’m sobbing in my room over everyone who leaves me, you know who never leaves me? these dumbass men. they never fail to make me feel better and like i have more purpose than crying over someone who didn’t want me. i love you jackass.
Ideal Valentine’s Day activity: watching all the jackass movies, the jackass series, viva la bam, wildboyz, the big brother tapes, haggard and Steve O’s comedy specials