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vivaladicamillo · 11 months

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I GOTCHU WITH THE WRITER'S BLOCK... okay, so an imagine (or whatever you prefer) of the reader doing dumb shit with bam and ry as teenagers

DOING DUMB SHIT WITH TEEN!RYAN DUNN AND BAM MARGERA!

ABSOLUTELY ADORE THIS IDEA!!!! thank u so much for requesting this bro ive had writers block for so long but now ppl are sending in requests im forcing myself to write soooo, yea!!! enjoy!!!

WARNINGS: dumb decisions, some teen drinking, teens just doing stupid shit in general

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ok so u, bam and ryan were CRAZY in highschool

the three of u used to get into trouble every day

theres been multiple incidents for u guys having to run from the police

lets set the scene

you bam and ryan got a little too drunk at a house party once

not ur guys fault the punch was spiked 🤷

the three of u decide to leave the party early, leaving raab, rake and dico to there own accord

then u get a genius idea

ur neighbor has a trampoline AND a pool

u bring up a plan to the guys

“dudes, my neighbor has a trampoline and a pool, u guys wanna sneak in?”

ofc they both agreed

u made it seem like u and this neighbor were decently close

but u literally talked to them once

so the three of u end up jumping ur fence and going into ur neighbors backyard

for hours the three of u went wild

u guys striped down to ur undies (hahah undies) and jumped in the pool, splashing and just fucking with eachother

bams doing backflips from the trampoline into the pool

you and ryan are giggling and jumping into the pool

everything went so fast the next thing u knew u were running from the cops in ur underwear and sneakers running from the cops

u guys hid out in a bush, getting all scratched up and u had to call jess to come pick yall up

it was worth it in the end tho

that happened multiple times but with different reasons why the cops ur chasing u

and when it came to filming stunts and bits

yall 3 always did stupid shit together

ryan, was more of a worrier when it came to u and bam doing stunts

bam, was the encouragement when it came to u and ryan doing stuff (more like enabler)

and you just did anything, stunts, bits, rlly anything that u could do without being sent to the hospital

in school, u and ryan were in a lot of classes together

bam was in some too

then the 3 of u guys were together please pray for that teacher

they are both trying to make u laugh, trying to talk to u, copying off ur papers, literally anything but actually doing the work

u basically live at apes house

u either crash on the couch, bams floor, or one of the guest rooms

u guys are literally just so close its crazy

people either think u and bam are dating, u and ryan are dating or bam and ryan are dating

watching bam skate at the skate park, maybe even filming some shit for him

listening to ryan talk about his haggard ass cars for hours

and them hearing and seeing all ur little hobbies

u like drawing? ryan and bam def show off ur art and have some hanging on their walls

sewing/crochet ? u made them beanies for christmas one year with the cky logo on it and they we’re OBSESSED

yall are just the three musketeers and dont let anyone tell u anything different

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hope yall enjoyed! this idea is so cute and makes me so delulu AUGHWHWLMELE

#i love them sm #bam and ryan were such a cool duo frfr #honestly i could take them #not in a fight #jackass #cky crew #cky x reader #ryan dunn x reader #ryan dunn #bam margera x reader #bam margera #cky4 #cky2k #cky3 #cky clip

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babybammargera · 1 year

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From best friend to girlfriend

Bam x female reader hc

You and Bam became best friends during highschool. You were tutoring Raab (before he got kicked out of school.)

Bam and Ryan insisted on hanging out during this time mostly because it got them out of class but also because it gave them time to plan cky stuff.

After Raab got kicked out and Bam quit school you finally gave into them begging you to hang out.

You spent every weekend with them laughing at their stupid antics and helping them prank people.

After graduating you became a solid member of the group yourself and every weekend at the margera house turned into being at the margera house daily. Frequently arguing with one of the boys on who had dibs on the couch that night.

Truthfully you caught feelings for him on one of those nights when he refused to accept that you had rightfully claimed the biggest and most comfortable beanbag and just wrapped his blanket around himself and flopped down practically on top of you.

April knows as soon as you do but doesnt mention it.

Jess however does the next morning when you stumble into the kitchen before the others.

"You have a thing for my gross little brother don't you?" He had no doubt noticed the two of you squished on one beanbag.

Bam on the other hand fell for you hard a few months later as soon as you agreed to skate off of the high point of his roof and into the pool which felt like ice in October.

He was the first off the roof and pulling you out of the cold water. "Dude that was so sick I can't believe you actually did it"

Ryan wraps a blanket around you and Bam drags you into the house "so you don't freeze to death"

Ape and Phil are at the counter and definitely lecture the whole group as you run upstairs.

Phil says something along the lines of "that girl sure is around a lot now I think Bam likes her."

Jess who had come to grab a drink from the kitchen just cracks up "give it two weeks he'll grow some balls and ask her out then we'll really never get rid of her."

Meanwhile you and the others are upstairs sitting on Bams floor upstairs you had changed out your wet clothes into whatever you could find that was clean in Bams room.

Ryan and Dico are playing video games and Raab is sitting at the desk in Bam's room scribbling on a piece of paper which he crumbles up and tosses it towards you accidentally landing it in Bam's lap.

Bam unravels the paper and his eyes widen.

You snatch the paper away from him and in Raabs sloppy handwriting it says "You should date Bam already we're tired of him talking about you when you aren't around"

Your eyes snap up "DUDE!" Raab shrugs "we see how you two look at each other we've even considered locking you two in the basement together."

Bam lays across your lap, "Wanna give it a shot?"

Before you can answer the others yell yes in unison over your voice.

"I guess they answered for me."

"They know you too well"

@bambammargera

#jackass #cky #viva la bam #bam margera #brandon margera #bam margera imagine #bam margera x reader #bam margera brainrot #jackass headcannons #jackass hcs #jackass headcanons #bammywrites

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ggwritesstuff · 1 year

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One Last Time

pairing: bam margera x reader

warnings: mentions of being cheated on?? idk this one is big soft

a/n: long time no see, my loves <3 sorry if this sucks it’s been ages since i’ve written lol anyways pls enjoy this product of my latest obsession

“I’m sorry.”

The words echoed from the other end of the line; they sounded disgustingly condescending coming from a cheater.

“Oh, fuck you.” You spat before hanging up on your now ex-boyfriend. In a fit of rage, a solemn, agonizing cry tore through your chest as you launched the phone across the room. It hit the wall with a force you didn’t know you had within you. You were grateful nobody was home to hear the commotion you’d kicked up.

A few yards away sat your neighbor, Bam’s room. The two of you weren’t as close of friends as you once were, but he always kept a watchful eye on you around school and the neighborhood; even if he didn’t say anything. His music would often keep you up at night with how loud it blared. Yet tonight, it was nearly silent.

It was only ever silent at the Margera house when he was either not home or hyper focused on whatever footage he was editing at the time.

You sat in the silence for a moment. Your chest heaved as you caught your breath until a muffled sound startled you. As you looked over to check the time, you caught a glimpse of Bam standing in his window across the way. He motioned for you to open yours.

“The hell was that?” He questioned as you lifted the window up.

With a sigh, your head fell into your hands as you propped yourself up in the windowsill, “I got pissed and threw my phone.” You explained. You hadn’t lifted your head from your hands, but you could feel Bam’s eyes lingering on you in such a vulnerable position.

“You alright?” He asked, his voice softened. You nodded your head to say ‘yes’. Bam scoffed his disbelief. You couldn’t bullshit the king of bullshit, it was foolish to think you could. “Wanna come over for a bit? Ape and Phil are out for the night.” You nodded your response again. “Door’s open, c’mon.”

You watched as he shut the window and disappeared from your view. You had finally pulled yourself off the floor and stopped to look over your reflection. When you looked in the mirror, you saw black stains from that so-called waterproof mascara strewn down your cheeks and quickly used your sleeve to wipe them away before heading downstairs and next door.

When you made your way over, Bam stood in the doorway, leaning against the frame with his hands in his pockets to shield them from the brisk January air. “Hurry up, it’s cold as shit.” He muttered before you followed him into the house. You kicked off your shoes at the door and followed him to his bedroom.

It had been years since you’d been in his room. The view from your window only offered a glimpse of what it was now. Posters littered the walls. Though much has changed since you’d last been there, you still felt a sense of comfort and security as you sat on his bed. His sheets didn’t have that fresh linen smell. Rather, they smelled vaguely of tobacco and bonfire smoke; it was reminiscent of the time you’d spent together in your early teenage years. The bed shifted as Bam sat down next to you and leaned back against the wall, effectively interrupting your nostalgic thoughts brought on by the scent of his bed.

“You wanna tell me what all that was over there?” Bam looked over, kicking your foot playfully with his.

“Fuckin’ Shane, dude.” You sighed. “Every fuckin’ time I start feeling like I can trust a guy, they go and fuck me over or fuck another girl. I’m just so sick of it.”

There was a brief silence. “What do you mean every time?” He asked.

“I don’t know, man. It feels like whenever I start feeling secure in a relationship, the universe gives me this giant reason as to why I shouldn’t.” You said, tears threatened to spill. “Every fucking time.” You repeated under your breath, letting your head roll back.

“Fuck, man. I’m sorry.” Bam sighed sympathetically as he stood up and walked over to the stereo system on his dresser. Stacks and stacks of plastic CD cases sat scattered around it. He picked up an album and placed it in the tray. The music started and Bam turned the volume dial down, just enough to hear it in the background before making his way back to his bed.

“I just don’t get it. What’s the point of dating if I’m just gonna end up heartbroken again. I just wanna give up.” You huffed. The tears that threatened to spill earlier had finally crossed the threshold as you stared blankly into the distance.

“Ah, shit. Come here.” Bam extended his arm out to pull you closer to him when he noticed your tears. It felt like it’d been ages since you hugged him, yet he still felt safe to you. He held you tightly in scarred and bruised arms as your breathing began to even out. With your face comfortably nuzzled into his chest, you could smell the cheap cologne that lingered on his shirt. It was the same one he always wore in middle school.

While you were reminiscing about simpler times, Bam was doing some reminiscing of his own. The feeling of having you this close to him kicked up all the emotions that ultimately caused your drift away from each other in your freshman year of high school. His heart was beating rapidly as he held you, crossing his fingers that you didn’t notice the sudden increase.

The two of you now laid entangled in his disheveled bed as Razorblade Romance by HIM played in the background. Bam would occasionally hum the melody, you felt the vibrations rumble in his chest. The song “One Last Time” came on and the lyrics had struck a chord with Bam. The sight of you laid upon his chest with tear stained cheeks evoked a strange feeling of anger and a hint of protectiveness. The anger was a product of years of silent pining. He was infuriated with every single one of your failed romantic partners for treating you poorly enough to push you to the point of giving up on love.

Despite his too-tough attitude, Bam was always a softhearted romantic. He had so much love to give. So much love he wanted to give to you, but you sought love in the wrong places; the wrong people. As you had draped an arm across his abdomen and nuzzled closer into his chest for comfort, he hoped that you would finally see that the love you had been seeking was only a few meters across the way this whole time.

You lifted your head off of his chest for a moment and looked up at him. “Thanks, Bammy. I missed you.” You confessed honestly, the nickname coming out so naturally as if you’ve said it daily. He glanced down at you, lips beginning to curve into the familiar smile. Bam’s heart leapt in his chest at the sound of his nickname. You were so close, just mere inches away from each other’s faces.

“At least you could try for this one last time, it could be alright.”

The lyrics to One Last Time lingered in the air as Bam’s impulsive nature got the best of him. He began to lean in to close the gap between you, hoping this move would be well received. You didn’t stop him, despite having just experienced yet another heartbreak. Instead, you accepted his advance, leaning to meet him halfway until your lips had finally connected.

Years of tension and yearning had finally come to a head, Bam couldn’t have been more elated than he was when he felt the plushness of your lips on his own rough and chapped ones. The moment he had spent years dreaming of, it was better than he ever could’ve imagined.

You, on the other hand, found yourself perplexed, yet unable to stop him or pull away. You had wondered if it was too soon to jump into anything after quite literally having just gotten cheated on; if you were making the right decision by reaching this new level with your childhood best friend. Nevertheless, you ultimately found yourself melting into the softness of the kiss. It was as if you had seen the light in a moment of clarity; years of buried emotions all rose to the surface.

He pulled away for a moment and rested his forehead against yours. Calloused hands held your face as if you were the most delicate, prized artifact to ever exist. Moments like these didn’t need words to be spoken. The alluring shade of blue of his eyes said everything you needed to know. A stray tear cascaded down your cheek, he was quick to catch it with his thumb and gently wipe it away.

Bam pressed his lips against your forehead before allowing you space to nuzzle back into his chest, wrapping a protective arm around you as you settled in. The gentle beating of his heart eventually lulled you to sleep; you hadn’t been this comfortable in years.

Maybe it wouldn’t be so bad to see where this could go with him.

Maybe it’s worth trying one last time.

#bam margera x reader #bam margera #jackass x reader #jackass fanfic #jackass fluff #jackass #haggard #cky #cky2k #cky crew #cky x reader #Spotify

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sunnyie-eve · 3 months

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1 | All grown up

Series: Odds Together

Paring: Ryan Dunn x OFC Margera!

Word Count: 1.8k

Warnings: Mention of an abusive relationship

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Today I was returning home to West Chester after living in Ireland for a few years and LA for a few months. I practically had to begged my parents to let me leave because they wanted me to stay close. I was the only child they had faith in actually doing something smart with my life because I wasn't 100% like my brothers. My older brother was in a band and twin brother did stupid videos for a living along with skating. I mean when I was young I did videos with Bam but over time I wanted to focus on other things too.

When my plane landed I didn't see anyone waiting for me so I had to called my mom. "So am I supposed to get a ride home from the airport by myself or did you forget?" I ask her as I take a seat in a corner.

"I completely forgot! I'll have Bam come pick you up. I'm so sorry. Can't wait to see you." She ends the call so I just sit alone in a airport.

I don't know how much time passed till I heard someone calling out my name, "Annabelle Quinn Margera!" I get up from my spot. As I get closer to who was calling my name I realized it was Ryan Matthew Dunn.

"Do you really have to yell my full name out? It's very embarrassing." I say as people were looking at us walking, sitting, or standing by.

He turns around to face me and his jaw drops as he blinks at me, "Bam was busy so he sent me." He gives me a smile.

"Out of everyone... he sends the worst driver. And busy doing what? Screwing things up?" I ask not surprised as we start to walk towards the exit.

"I'm not the worst. And haven't changed have you? Well, I mean since the last time you changed." He chuckles.

"You mean me being mature and not a child? And yes you are... the accident." I come to a stop.

"You can be mature and still have fun. Have you seen Ape? Also okay... lets not talk about that. Ape still hates me for that." He stops as well to face me.

"Yes, I've seen her because she's my mother, Dunn." I say starting to walk again till we get to the car.

The drive back to the house was quite till Ryan decided to start asking questions, "Why did you leave? And so suddenly to?"

"Other than schooling... just to get away."

"Get away? Away from what exactly?" He looks over at me for a second.

"Life here. Living in Bam's shadow, losing your best friend to his ego, your parents expecting you to do something great with your life, you ex making up rumors, fall-, I could go on." I stop myself from saying the last part.

"No one believed those rumors, Anna."

"Yes, people did. Bam did at first and so did my parents because they adored him. I had to tell them my side of the story and make them believe I was telling the truth." I start to get upset thinking back to that day.

"I never believed a word that dick said about you. I was always on your side, and the other stuff I can kinda understand."

"No, you don't. You're apart of Bam's shadow making it bigger. He's still your best friend because you have an ego too." I look out the car window.

"Why come back if you left to get away?"

"I don't wanna talk about it." My voice cracks so I try to cough it off.

"Bels, what happened?"

"Please don't. I really don't wanna talk about it. Let's just pretend it's because I miss home." I look over at him and he nods his head.

When we got to the house Ryan helped me take my bags in. As soon as my mother saw me she let out a scream. "My baby girl! Look at you!" She runs over pulling me into a hug. "You're all grown up. Such a beautiful young lady. Don't you agree Ryan?" She smiles at him while I cringe.

Ryan looks at me getting embarrassed, "Yeah, she grew up." He says making me laugh at him.

"Where's the demon child?" I ask.

"Didn't he pick you up?" She asks me so I shake my head and point at Ryan.

"Bam!" She yells making him walk into the room.

"That's not my sister! Who the fuck are you?" He walks over to mess with me. "What the hell happened to you? You grew up. Now all the guys are gonna talk about how hot you got." He says making me shake my head.

"Please don't say that. You basically said I got hot."

"I'm not blind, you got better looking. Now I gotta watch the guys because I know how they are. Now let me show you to your new room." He grabs my hand dragging me up the stairs. "It was a wreaked room because I fucked it up so I fixed it for you." He opens the door showing me my new room.

"What's the catch? Everything is too nice." I cross my arms looking at him.

"The catch? Nothing. I fixed the room for you so you would have a room. I had my whole crew help out. Don't you like it?" He says with a big smile.

"Thanks. Now let me settle in." I shove him out shutting the door. I look around the room checking it out to know if it's really safe. When I figured out it was I get comfortable and unpack things. Laying on my bed my stomach started to growl so I go downstairs to get a snack and see the whole crew.

"Who's the beautiful lady?" Raab asks eyeing me.

"Hello Christian, Brandon, Edward." I smile at them going to the fringe.

"Annabelle?!" They all yell my name.

"I thought you said she was coming soon and not as in today." Raab looks at Bam.

"Why did you think we finished up her room today?"

"I-I... Whatever." He shuts up making me laugh.

"Anna, what's your plans for the day?" Bam asks me.

"I wanna stay in my room but I need to ask mom for her car so I can go shopping to fill my closet." I grab an apple closing the fridge.

"Let's all go shopping then. Operation get Anna clothes. Let's go." He grabs his keys and the guys run out of the house. "It'll be fun." Bam drags me with him.

The drive to the nearest mall Bam played all the metal music he liked. I didn't have a problem with it because my taste of music was basically a huge mix of everything. Bam also asked along the way what size do I wear so I told them. As soon a Bam parked my shopping trip turned into a competition. Everyone was to buy whatever, preferably what I'd wear, and when we get home I was to try everything on. I'd then have to choose who picked out the best options that I liked.

"The rules are no asking for help. If you see her you avoid her. We start now and don't stop till Anna is done shopping for herself. Go!" Bam says and they all take off.

I walk into a store and automatically see Rake looking through racks. "Would you wear this?" He shows me a top that was ugly to me.

"God no, and you aren't supposed to ask me." I walk away going to look at jeans.

I end up shopping for some clothes but also shop for other things just to make the room more homey for me.

"I tried my best to actually pick something you would wear compared to Raab. Dude saw anything he considered sexy and took it." Ryan walks up to me with his bags.

"I had that fear and I gotta try on all this shit on." I groan taking a seat with him.

"Annabelle Margera? Funny seeing you back." I look up to see a few girls I hated back in school.

"I don't understand why it's funny." Ryan speaks for me.

"Because you just disappeared and here you are years later." She laughs then starts to smirk. "Baby look who it is." I turn around to see who she was talking to behind me and see my ex.

"Anna..." He eyes me. "What brings you back home?"

"I missed my parents and brother." I start to feel uncomfortable.

"Why did you leave in the first place?" He asks making the girls giggle. "Was it because you were embarrassed about what happened? Oh and did you actually come back because you tried playing a victim wherever you were?" He lets out a deep chuckle.

"Fuck off, you dick." Ryan spits at him.

"Look fat boy still has a thing for his best friend's sister. You two would be cute pathetic losers together." They walk off laughing.

"I fucking hate them. Six years and they still act like they're in high school." Ryan says not noticing I was quietly cry. "Bels?" He leans forward to look at me trying to see my face. "Don't let him get to you." He pulls me into his side.

"I came back home because of a guy I was dating. I thought I could trust him... but slowly he got physical. Controlled me and forced me to do things. I was scared to do anything because he threatened me anytime I didn't do or say what he wanted." I break down to Ryan finally causing him to hold me in his arms as he rubbed my back.

"Ready to go because I've spent more money on clothes and other stuff than fixing your room." Bam walks up to us. "What happened?" He gets serious.

"Austin and some girls from high school." Ryan lies to him which I appreciated.

"Let's go home." Bam says helping me up and we leave to go home. Bam told the guys we would do the next part tomorrow since I wasn't in the mood anymore.

Back in my room I leave the clothes in the bags because the guys wrote their names on it so I know who bought what. "Knock, knock." I look over to see Ryan in the door way.

"You can come in."

"Why did you tell me? You said you didn't wanna talk about it earlier." He shuts my door.

"I trust you still. You were the person I told everything to before moving away. I mean, I was gonna tell you the truth much later but you were standing up for me... and I was crying."

"It's good to know after six years I'm still your person." He smiles coming to take a seat next to me on my bed.

"You've been my person since I was 13 because that first year I hated you for taking Bam away from me." I say making him laugh.

"Can you imagine if we never got along because I can't." He lays back on my bed.

"It would've been hell because you were always around and still fucking around." I lay back too. "So we're lucky we got along. Plus your my favorite out of the crew."

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toughandbitter · 4 months

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Jess Margera general relationship headcanons

Just some headcanons, very sfw.

not spell checked either... sorry :/

I feel like for all the guys they have a tougher exterior but they're secretly sweethearts. They just don't let on about it all that much.

Jess is not an exception and he's very private so it's likely he's not super out there about your relationship

That doesn't mean he's ashamed or anything, he just doesn't feel the need to show you off or anything

However, always has an arm around you or something

and that's more likely to be close to you

He's kind of like 'casually dominant' ig?? Like, I feel like he has that air about him

Has a way of guiding you to him

Probably the type of guy to touch the small of your back if he needs you to move or something at a party

Speaking of, I can see him being a bit more out there with his affection when he's had a few to drink

Like I can see him hugging you from behind at a party, you holding a beer or something for you both to share when you're talking to other people.

I feel like he's probably super affectionate in secret

A big fan of hugs from behind, kisses on the neck, SPOONING 100%

He is always the big spoon idc

but like even if he's not affectionate with you all the time, he's super proud of you

like totally in love

If someone asks about you he's like, 'yeah, that's my girlfriend.'

However, does like a bit of affection from you

like doesn't mind being kissed on the cheek in front of his friends

kind of brightens up a bit when you do that

ALWAYS watches you walk away

likes to admire the view, obviously???

The guys make fun of him for doing it

The guys love to make fun of him when it comes to you

His demeanor changes a lot when you're around

He always seems a bit more settled when he's with you

Also loves to listen to you talk, looking at you enamoured

Dico noticing it, making fun of Jess' heart eyes for you

You poking fun at him for it when no one's around

Him kissing you to shut you up

He's just totally whipped for you

I feel like it's crucial for your guys' relationship that you get along with his friends and family

I bet Ape and Phil are really welcoming

He thinks it's really cute if you help Ape out as well

Like if he's ever sat with the guys and sees you helping her clean up or cook he's definitely got a stupid smile on his face because of it.

When he's on tour, you might spend a lot of time at Ape and Phil's or Bam's

It means you're probably featured on Viva La Bam a bit

You being one of the reasons he watches VLB

Likes to see you rep CKY merch on there as well

Plus he thinks it's funny to watch you take the piss out of Bam

It's like you're doing his job for him

Plus being on VLB means you can sometimes get sent to visit him on tour for free when there's like a crossover episode

Both of you finding hard when he's on the road

You guys being really cute when you guys reunite

You picking him up from the airport, being a total cliche and doing one of those hugs where you jump into his arms

Bam saying it's cheesy after seeing it at some point, neither of you care at all

Him enjoying domesticity when he's home because of that

Likes stuff like home cooked meals, cooking with you, really likes to wake up with you

Low key loves shopping with you, even if he's just carrying bags for you

Likes to just sit and do nothing with you sometimes

it's kind of an unspoken rule that if you guys don't have anything to do in a morning you guys stay in bed waiting for the other one to wake up

This had to start because he's definitely the type to pull you in closer if you try and get up before him

If he wakes up before you, he will definitely lie there cuddling you, maybe kissing your forehead every once in a while

If you have your back against his chest will kiss your shoulder and the back of your head

This is definitely done if he's leaving for tour that day

You guys wake up earlier to just do this before he leaves

Also being on Radio Bam as well

Always sat next to each other

Bam harassing you for embarrassing things about Jess

Bam also telling embarrassing stories about him, and both of you just laughing about it

Jess getting fed up of arguing with Bam

You just sitting next to him, playing with his hands while he chats shit with the rest of the guys

He seems like he'd be a chill boyfriend as well

like very secure in your guys' relationship

Never getting mad if another guy flirts with you

Tends to turn the other guy into a bit of a joke

Which isn't hard for him because of how funny he is

Is also able to make you laugh in any situation

He just likes being in your company

You seem to cheer him up a lot, especially if the band pisses him off

You guys just being a really solid couple and supporting each other

#jess margera x reader #jess margera imagine #cky #cky crew #jackass #viva la bam #cky imagine #cky crew imagine #bam margera x reader #bam margera imagine #bam margera

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knoxvilleforever · 2 years

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Being Childhood Friends with Bam and Ryan Headcanons

request: I absolutely love your work. how about being childhood friends with bam and dunn and you’re one of the main cast members on viva la bam?

you met bam and ryan in high school

you were late to class one day when you found them both stood on the roof of one of the buildings outside

a low building, thank god

bam had his skateboard in tow and was just about to jump off when you rounded the corner

‘uh, that looks like it’s gonna hurt y’know.’

to be honest you couldn’t believe the sight in front of you

but you’d soon get used to it

‘i hope it does dude.’

at first you thought bam’s response was insane

until ryan wanted you to make yourself useful

‘hey, if you’re gonna watch can you film from down there?’

you didn’t get much choice as he was already throwing his camera down to you

but from then on the three of you were barely seen without each other

you’d help film videos for them whilst also expressing how much of a bad idea you thought the stunts were

and you’d play nurse for whoever needed it at the time

it didn’t take long before you were one of the number one targets for their pranks

so you had to learn quickly to prank them in retaliation

you were more paranoid than ever when viva la bam started filming

although when knoxville showed up to film you knew he’d be on your side

they let you in on the snake they’d brought in for bam

but bam’s reaction was to use you as a human shield

which wasn’t much fun when you weren’t the biggest fan of snakes yourself

so after that you were fully invested in the prank war

but of course bam apologised for using you as a human shield

because out of everyone he had a soft spot for you

was pouty about it at first but just wrapped his arms around you from behind

mumbles a sorry for getting you involved

and it made you feel a little bad for helping turn his hummer into a convertible

the three of you were often inseparable

and if you were out drinking with the two of them be prepared to be smothered with affection

if they didn’t show it all the time, they definitely made up for it when they’d been drinking

ryan would be the first to give you a bear hug

and bam would join in because he didn’t wanna be left out

out of the three of you, it was you who could handle the hangovers the best

so you had to look after the two boys who felt ill the next day

despite their pranking habits, the two were very protective of you

it was only them who were allowed to take things a step too far

if anyone else dared they’d have both a margera and a dunn to answer too

they made it very clear on set of viva la bam that you were off limits to everyone except them

‘what the fuck dude don’t do that to y/n?’

‘yeah dude? what the fuck?’

the three of you got into so much trouble with ape and phil

and it’d been the same way since you were teenagers

they wouldn’t change you for the world though

growing up with ryan and bam into your early twenties was an experience

it made certain things like dating very interesting

like your first boyfriend breaking up with you ended in three of his tyres being slashed

and two of your friends insisting they had no idea how it happened

anyone who hurt you opened themselves up to being terrorised by bam and ryan

because they’d do anything to see you laughing again

everytime they leave a kiss on each other’s cheek you can guarantee you’ll have one either side of you

they kiss your cheeks at the same time

you feign annoyance but it’s actually really cute

despite their weird ways of showing it, you’re like a little family

and you wouldn’t trade the chaos in for anything

#jackass #bam margera headcanons #ryan dunn headcanons #jackass headcanons #viva la bam headcanons #bam margera #ryan dunn #viva la bam #cky #knoxvilleforeverwriting #jackass x reader #bam margera x reader #ryan dunn x reader

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ajmargera · 11 months

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The last hcs were so good🥺 sorry for another request, but could you do hcs of hanging out on the roof w bam at night pls?

Do not apolosges I'd love too. Thank you so much x

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' Yn you are grounded' your dad said as you walked in youe front door. ' what why? ' you questioned. 'Beasue you got into a fight at school and got suspended'he said raising his voice. 'Why. I only fought her because she was making fun of me' you said matching his tone. 'I don't want to hear tour excuses go to your room' 'no i-' ' YN GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW' you quickly got up your stairs. 'Bastard'you whispered slamming your bedroom door.

*knock knock* ' What' you replied. ' hey yn, it's me. I've got bam on my phone asking for you' your sister lyla said. ' Come in' you replied getting up from your bed. 'Here'she passed you her phone. ' Hey bam what's up?' You asked your best friend. ' hey yn, what your punishment for fighting Ruby?' He asked, you could hear his shit eating grin from the side of his phone. 'Your a bastard margera' ' I'm grounded. My dad's pretty pissed' 'ahh fuck' he replied. ' why' 'I just got a crate of beer of jess and I was going to ask ryan to help me finish but he's still grounded for telling his mom to fuck off' you and him laughed. ' Well I'd love to come and get shit faced with you but I'm grounded bam and if I get caught being drunk again I'm going to be in even more trouble' you replied. ' awww please, can you not get lyla to cover for you ?' You sighed. Whenever you were to sneak out you'd always get your sister to cover for you. 'Right one sec bam' 'lylaa' you sang. 'What do you want dipshit?' She questioned. 'Hey just cos your older doesn't mean you can call me that' you said. ' what d'you want yn?' She questioned re entering your room. ' could you mabye-' she cut you off 'yes I will cover for you but you've gotta do something in return' ' how much do you want I'll get bam to get some when he's on his way' you stated. ' just one please' she said. You picked her phone back up 'bam you there?' ' course I am' 'could you gey lyla a joint it's her payment for covering for me' you asked hoping for a yes. ' Yeah course I can' 'Alright well when are you coming' you asked him. '30 minutes gotta wait for ape to go to bed' ' Alright ill see you then bye' ' bye yn' you hung up your phone and handed back to your sister. 'You getting me some?' She questioned 'yes lyla. I'll come give ut you in like 30 minutes when bam gets here but in the mean time piss off' 'Screw you' she said shutting your door. 'FUCK YOU'you shouted throwing a pillow hitting the back of your door. You could hear your sister walk own the hall quietly. You left your bed and changed your clothes.

30 minutes later

You heard a knock on your window. You opened your curtains to be met by the face of your best friend bam. 'He bam'you said once your window was open. ' hey cutie, how's your night going'he asked. ' I will push you off my window if you carry on flirting margera'you said laughing. 'Oh come on its fun' he said smirking. 'Just fuck off. You got lylas joint?' 'Yeah here it is' he reached into his pocket and gave you a joint in and empty water bottle. 'Seriously'you said taking the bottle off hin. 'Hey leave me alone its the only thing I had and if ape finds out I've had weed on me again she'll kill me' he said laughing. ' gimme a minute I'm going to give this to lyla'

You walked out of your room as quietly as you could hoping not to wake your dad up. You lightly knocked on your sisters door and she quickly opened it. 'Here' you said handing her the water bottle'' seriously a fucking water bottle's said looking at it with a bewildered look. ' don't go there's out said laughing. ' Right be responsible, I'll cover for you but if your nit back by 6 I can't help you' she said. 'Yeah I know, thanks for this lyla' you said to your sister. 'Well what else am I here for?' She laughed. 'Bye yn' 'bye lyla'.

You quickly and quietly walked back to your room. When you shut the door you saw bam sat on your bed playing with your Teddy. 'Who invited you in margera?' You questioned grabbing your Teddy off him. ' Well I got bored waiting outside for you. What took you so long' he questioned standing up form your bed. 'I was talking but fuck that let's go' you said. First bam climbed out of your window quickly followed by you .

'So where we going then' you questioned taking a sip of your beer. ' Were going to the school' he said walking a head off you. 'Why?' You questioned 'Cos we're going to watch the sunrise' he said turning around to smile at you.

After about 40 minutes of walking and about 3 beers each you eventually made it to your school. You made your way round the back of it to climb the roof. ' don't drop the fucking box bam'you said as you watching your best friend climb up the ladder. ' hey I wouldn't, but if I call will you catch me?' He looked down waiting your response. 'Bam I can't walk in a straight line you think I can catch you' you laughed finding yourself hilarious. ' I forgot how much of a lightweight you are'he said shouting down from the roof. You flipped him off.

Once you were on the roof you and bam sat down and had your 4th beer. ' how's the editing of the film going then you said resting your head on his shoulder. 'It's good, should be down by the end of the month' he said putting his hand around you. ' you rember that skit you did with dico when you pretend to get hit by his car' he asked looking down at you. ' Yeah course I do that's the day we got arrested' you said giggling. ' Yeah well I've put that in the movie and the bit where you tired to do an Olli for the first time''hey that's not fair, it wasn't my first time. I was just drunk you said finishing the rest of your beer. ' when are you not' he laughed. You hit him. ' not fair bammy'you said hitting him. You both laughed.

' hey only an hour till sunrise, what you wanna do ?' He asked looking at you on the floor. 'I don't know. Is there anymore beer?' You asked. 'No you dick you drank it all' he said laughing. ' hey you helped'.

At around 4 30 the sun had fully risen and you and bam made your way back to your house. It took around an hour to walk back given as the two of you were both very very drunk. Turns out you are a lightweight. ' this was fun'you said as you got to the bottom of your bedroom window. 'Yeah it was, Ryan's ungrounded today we could do it again tonite if you want'he said ' it's a date margera'you said hugging him. You started climbing up your garage roof so you could climb back through your window. ' hey bam catch me if I fall' you joked. ' yn I can't even walk in a straight line' both laughed. When you got back through your window you looked down at your friend. 'Bye bammy' you said waving. ' bye cutie' he waved back and started stumbling in the direction of his house. When he was out of sight of your window you got into your bed and went to sleep hoping your dad didn't know you where gone all night.

#bam margera #if your going to be dumb you better be tough #jackass #viva la bam #ryan dunn

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brandons-wife · 1 year

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Hi! Could I request some headcannons about Bam planning something for your anniversary with him? Thanksss

Okay, here's your request, thank you for asking!!

Bam planning an anniversary date

No warnings, just fluff.

Wordcount: 2.7k

Bam isn't real big on planning things but when it comes to your anniversarys with him he tries to sometimes go all out.

He inquired Ape to help him because he didn't know where to start.

Once he gets into the zone he goes all out, while bam is the one supposed to be doing everything, he of course in usual bam fashion calls on a bunch of other people to help set up his surprise for you.

He gets someone to set up a bunch of lights, flowers, and set up his initial surprise which would be a "picnic" date put back on one of his skate ramps in the back yard.

Which that may not really seem romantic to the average but it's Bam Margera and it has to involve skating in some matter. So it was romantic to bam.

He had secretly been planning to release a skateboard with element in honor of your anniversary. Which he had one as a surprise to give to you at the date he had planned.

He also has gotten you some lingerie that he custom made. It was red, lacy, and of course was practically nothing. He also incorporated a heartagram onto a charm and had it attached to the bra, and panties.

Bam was able to get you over to his place after you got off work, which was at nighttime. Of course you didn't expect much, but you were shocked once you got to castle bam.

Beautiful lighting, and a small pathway leading out to the ramps in the back yard. You follow the paths, wondering if it's a set up or a prank or something.

You're soon met up with a suit wearing bam, and you see everything he had set up for your anniversary. Plenty of roses, a few gift boxes, and of course a blanket laid out and food laying on top of it. He had pretty lights set up above the ramp, and the area was well lit for it being night.

You were taken aback by everything because you weren't expecting this, when suddenly bam speaks out, "is the suit too much? Ape made me wear it." You respond with "oh no absolutely not, you look absolutely handsome margera, I love you" with that you walk toward him and give him some much needed kisses.

You ask "what's all of this? Did you set this all up by yourself?!" "Oh, no, I of course had Ape help me get an idea but I had a few friends help set this up. I decided to go all out for my lovely girlfriend."

And with that he led you to sit down, and for the rest of the night you guys talked, opened the few presents he got you, and stargazed together. You guys loved being in each other's presence. The both of you stayed out there for hours.

In all reality as much as bam seems to be a hardass, and aromantic, he did have a few romantic bones in his body when he wanted to. He deep down was a major lover boy, and you knew that, but he didn't want the guys knowing. He knew they'd give him so much shit, so he hid that side from everyone but you.

#bam margera #jackass #viva la bam #my sweet baby boy

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vivaladunn · 1 year

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ape really named her kids starting with the letters b and j .. okay blowjob margera 😭😭😭

#bam margera #jess margera #viva la bam #jackass #ehssie nation revelation!

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fkyumerica · 6 days

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tooth jaw knaw

face lift

smash car

leg through a door

they break up when they mate again

3, 5, 7, 9, 10 oclock smoke crack

alcohol and walk around in between

the oldest generations never stopped doing drugs, drinking, and having sex with all ages nonstop all day called orgies

it was nonstop stampede and families would find a injured animal to go by to hide

oh no top many family members, one jumps to inbreed and save

and hey a tree

started a war

and giant men, giant legs, did a leg trick hey hot stuff like this over there, hot stuff like this over there, hot stuff like this over there

and not hot she better shut the fuck up

they made the downtown square, restaurants on each side of the road with square buildings to shoot everyone who isnt johnny cash and his gat red men

he was mexican, their generations look like bam margeras dad

and johnny cash/philip/a chuck/is his dads red man group

they would take out loans and leave, their family inbred, they would break in a door and put their kids in it

shallow hal

who else didnt she fuck to know

pole up over stampede

if I start to say it its gonna happen again

fat and happy hey she lost 18lbs

I can get that. to leave. again.

and hey bandshell.

face stuffing, last of chris. he left and mated with their inbred. she went with inbred timmy and he died.

and which leg are they going direction of now

the old blacks all live on the river

then go down town to fuck you up

break in any car its allowed in front of your family and around them

its said

and orgies allowed too

super stores are gay ape stores

illegal new law

and no brick house entry

and mouth

they will redrill in more of their face

drill isnt allowed

the terr let him in

old monkey who never married, white male, glasses

he had a mexican son all of a sudden

so gay he believes it

dont take my glasses off it will ruin the rest of my face I put up

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vivaladicamillo · 11 months

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I saw your posts asking for ideas and I was thinking what If you wrote something about you being Bams younger sister and filing cky coz April doesn’t want you to get hurt and you have like secret relationship with Dico or Ryan

DICO/MARGERA!READER

thank u so much for the suggestion!!! im gonna do it for dico this time bc one, theres no fanfics of this silly dude and two, i havent written abt dico in SOOOO long. this ones for the dico lovers out there love yall, a dying breed🫡

WARNINGS: dangerous stuff, fluff, bran being bran yk

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being bams younger sister has its ups and downs

bam as a brother is A NIGHTMARE

hes just such a dick

making fun of u, annoying u and being the “younger brother” type character bc hes just like that

u were 2 years older than him

so when u started kinda liking his life long friend, “dico”

it was kinda awkward bc u yk, hes ur brothers best friend

one night, u were just chilling at the house alone

ape and phil went out, bam was probably out skating somewhere and jess had band practice so having a empty house all to urself?? hell yea!

as u sit on ur couch, just watching some stupid ass movie thats on someone knocks at ur door

when u answer it, its Brandon dicamillo himself (dico)

“hey, uh is bam around?” he asks looking kinda nervous

“nah, i thought he was put filming with u, but its 9:00 he should be back soon.”

“ah ok, ill just wait in my car till he gets here then, thanks.” he smiles at u

“come on bran dont be a stranger! i’m m just watching a movie just wait inside till he gets back.”

you held the door open for him and he walks in and plops down on ur couch

in your spot.

“asshole what the fuck thats my spot”

“didnt see ur name on it.” he says smirking “also what kinda horse shit are u watching? let me show u some real funny shit.”

dico then proceeds to put on an old western movie

“what the fuck dicamillo??”

“what??! this shit is so funny watch this.” he says pointing to the tv as some guy dressed as a cowboy gets shot on screen

the acting was terrible yes, but the way dico was hysterical laughing at it kinda made u smile

his laugh, his interests, just his goofy personality made ur heart flutter

u didn’t realize that u had been staring into this mans whole soul for ten mins until he turns to u and smiles

“may i help u?” he says kinda chuckling

“oh, uh sorry..” u say blushing and kinda turning away

the silence that took place after could have killed u right then and there

until he turns to u

“hey uh.. ive been actually meaning to talk to u about something…” he says, that nervousness kinda coming back from before

u nod ur head as he starts to confess to u

“listen, i know ur my best friends older sister and this is kinda weird but… ever since i met u, i thought u were so cool! i wouldnt have expected u to like masters of the universe and filming bits as much as do…”

“yea, i can see how u couldnt have seen that coming bc of my brothers”

“yea, but anyways, ive always kinda…been into u, im super sorry if this is weird i didnt mean to make it like that i just think..”

u smile, did fucking brandon dicamillo just confess his love for u ??

“bran..”

he turns to u

“i feel the same way, ive always had i just didnt wanna make things awkward if u didnt.” u smiled at him and scooted closer to him on the couch

“really?!?” he said in shock

“mhm, i like you… like A LOT”

u move in closer and you two end up making out on ur couch

after that day u both agreed to date without anyone knowing

yea it was suspicious when u two wouldnt be able to film or hang out at the same time on the same day but the guys kinda brushed it off

u two went of secret little dates

dico would surprise u ALL the time with cute date spots

random cat cafes, parks, family ran restaurants, he just found little cute places in westchester to take u to, and u LOVED IT

when bam realized u obviously were seeing someone bc u were WAYYY to happy, u decided to snoop

going through u room he ended up finding one of dicos shirts hidden under ur bed

thats when bam decides to confront u about it……

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might make some type of part two to this but it depends if yall want it or not, hope u enjoyed! also please keep sending in requests i love them sm !! yall are so creative i love it sm

#DICO NEEDS MORE LOVE!!!#made this for my bestie #love u bestie hope u enjoy #hes so silly i need to write for him more #SEND IN DICO REQUESTS PLEASEEEEE!!!!!#jackass #cky crew #cky x reader #brandon dicamillo #cky4 #cky2k #dico cky #cky3 #brandon dicamillo x reader #cky clip

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