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man-kills-everything · 14 days

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"Desire huh? What the fuck does that mean? Does that mean you're into dudes with fucking long hair, smell like beer, have shitty tattoos; maybe they hang out at the bowling alley! Maybe, just maybe you'll go out back and rub their sick crotch; he'll stick his hands down your pants. Meanwhile, your boyfriend's sitting at home jerking off to fucking gay porn" Haggard (2003) Dir: Bam Margera

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inthedarktrees · 2 months

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The Blood on Satan’s Claw (1971) dir. Piers Haggard

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victarin · 8 months

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done for the weekly prompt in Dca enjoyers discord :) sun and moon watching The Last Unicorn (their first movie outside the pizzaplex) bc i kept thinking abt it

#not happy with how some parts of this turned out but ahwhahjw at least im drawing #fnaf dca #y/n tag #my art #id in alt #blood #this was just going to be a ‘haha they get emotional over how pretty the movie is’ comic and then I thought abt it some more #and how much moon would regret #as someone who isn’t necessarily supposed to be sentient #and as someone who had the vanny virus and can’t fully recover from what it made them do #because they lost some part of their identity as a caretaker #and the identity of someone near human #they live in their new home and away from their own Haggards castle #but they’ll always feel the regret they weren’t supposed to feel #which in its own way makes them more human

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weirdlookindog · 21 days

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The Blood on Satan's Claw (1971) - VHS cover

#the blood on satan's claw #satan's skin #linda hayden #michele dotrice #patrick wymark #wendy padbury #1970s horror #folk horror #1971 #1970s movies #piers haggard #vhs #vhs cover

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jellymonstergrrrl · 1 year

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The Blood on Satan’s Claw (1971) dir. Piers Haggard

#the blood on satan's claw #horroredit #filmedit #horrorgifs #filmgifs #classichorrorblog #userhorroredits #userbrittany #horrorfilmgifs #linda hayden #piers haggard #satansclawedit #horror movies #film #jellymonstergrrrl

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leechhealer · 6 months

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#bam margera #rake yohn #brandon dicamillo #raab himself #chris raab #haggard 2003 #haggard the movie #cky #movie gifs #movies #movie edit #my edit #gifs #jackass

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atomic-chronoscaph · 11 months

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Richard Chamberlain and Sharon Stone - Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold (1987)

#richard chamberlain #sharon stone #allan quatermain and the lost city of gold #cannon films #h. rider haggard #gary nelson #80s adventure movies #1980s #1987

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cinematicjourney · 2 years

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The Blood on Satan's Claw (1971) | dir. Piers Haggard

#the blood on satan's claw #piers haggard #linda hayden #patrick wymark #films #movies #cinematography #screencaps

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shutupandplayasong · 2 months

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I mean if you think about it Jackass was the original cinematic universe

#youve got the show. the movies. viva la bam. wild boyz. dr steve o. loiter squad. bad grandpa. shark week. the video game.#cky. haggard. tv the movie. steve o's comedy specials #i could keep going. theres so much more.#jackass

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azural83 · 1 year

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Was anyone going to tell me that there was supposed to be a last unicorn live action adaptation in the early 2000's or was I supposed to find out from a random youtube video

#the last unicorn #last unicorn #amalthea #lady amalthea #molly grue #prince lir #schmendrick #king haggard #mommy fortuna #the red bull #red bull #live action adaptation #live action remake #animated movies #80s animation

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itspanimi · 2 years

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thinking very strongly about these pictures i found on the archive of bam's old website during haggard era...

#bam margera #ryan dunn #brandon dicamillo #johnny knoxville #jackass #cky #haggard #haggard 2003 #winnie speaks #someone please get me a time machine so i can be there for the filming of this movie in 2002 #i just want to sit on the sidelines and watch them film </3

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lamborghinitoothpull · 1 year

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Brandon dicamillo as falcone

Haggard (2003) dir. Bam Margera

#upld #WE DONT TALK ABOUT HIM ENOUGH!!!#brandon dicamillo #haggard 2003 #my gifs #2000s #movie gifs #dico

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inthedarktrees · 2 months

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The Blood on Satan’s Claw (1971) dir. Piers Haggard

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ckygetsjobs · 2 years

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I’ve always wanted to fuck him

#I CANT FUCKING BREATHE #no bc haggard is literally the only dvd of cky/jackass I own and I don’t remember him saying this #And I’ve watched the movie at least 5 times #LIKE TF HE JUST SAYS THAT #LIKE NOTHING #AND THE WINK OHHH #jackass #viva la bam #cky #brandon dicamillo #dico

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weirdlookindog · 5 months

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The Blood on Satan's Claw (1971)

AKA Satan's Skin

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#the blood on satan's claw #satan's skin #linda hayden #michele dotrice #patrick wymark #wendy padbury #1971 #1970s movies #piers haggard #folk horror

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bloatedandalone04 · 2 years

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Dating Bam Margera would Include:

Headcanons for the loml <3

Warnings : mentions of smut, swearing, kinks, jackass related topics

- First things first : you started dating when you were 16 and he was 17 (he’s one year older than you)

- He taught you how to skate and even how to do a few tricks on a skateboard

- He definitely got a tattoo for you (a simple outline of a heart with the initial of your first name) after 8 months of dating on his bicep

- He buys you literally everything (even things you really don’t need)

- His favourite thing to do is to leave your neck and shoulders covered in hickeys

- You moved in with him when you turned 18 and April absolutely adores you (she claims you’re the best thing in her youngest son’s life besides Dunn)

- Speaking of which : you and Dunn became friends pretty quickly and he thinks of you as his little sister

- In your shared bedroom, his pillow is black with HIM printed on it while yours is a simple blue and white pattern (his side of the bed is the one closest to the door like a true gentleman)

- He can’t go more than a week without fucking you into a whimpering mess

- He has somewhat of a biting kink, he quite likes giving gentle bite marks to your collar bones and receiving them on his shoulders

- He proposed to you when he was 21 and you were 20

- You were married by 23/24

- His wedding band begins his obsession with rings and after your wedding day there isn’t a time when his fingers don’t have rings wrapped around them

- He has you star in literally any project he comes up with and you appear in almost every episode of Viva La Bam

- He calls you baby, babe and dumbass more than he calls you by your actual name

- He considers you the first ��female jackass” due to your small stunts in each Jackass film

- You two make out all the time

- He doesn’t care about the people who are uncomfortable with PDA as he’s usually all over you both inside and outside the house

- He pranks you 24/7

- He let you paint his nails black once when you were feeling sick and he ended up liking the way it looked on him (jackass number two era) and black nails soon became part of his look

- You were beyond annoyed at him when he came home with the brands of dicks and literally almost cried

- You took care of the dick wounds for the next few weeks after that and each time you scolded him on ruining the cutest part of himself

- To which he’d always reply with “dick farm Dunn ruined it, not me”

- You don’t have a kid until you were 34 and he was 35 and you name your son after Ryan (Dunn being your sons middle name)

- This is when he gives you a new nickname of mama

- A new kink is born

- Bam is high-key obsessed with you

- You both get tattoos for each other (his second tattoo for you being your first name written in the stem of your favourite flower on his left hip and your tattoo being a simple B.M written in cursive on your left wrist) at ages 24/25

- You fight, not often, but when you do it’s pretty brutal but nothing you can’t ever get past

- You end up staying together for the rest of your lives, never falling out of love and constantly being around one another

#bam margera #bam #viva la bam #bam bam #jackass #jackass 2 #jackass 2.5 #jackass 3d #jackass 3.5 #jackass 3 #vlb #bam margera x reader #bam margera imagine #bam margera imagines #bam margera x you #boyfriend bam #haggard #haggard 2003 #haggard the movie

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