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missusdunn · 7 months

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Bam Margera X f!reader X Ryan Dunn pt.1

Warnings!! - Smut, Oral f!giving, cussing, 18++++

Dating Bam Margera threw you into a lot of spontaneous adventures. The parties, impulsive trips across the world, dangerous stunts. It became normal to expect the unexpected. The only predictable thing about Bam was his selfishness especially when it came to you. You are his and his only. You couldn’t even have a friendly conversation with another man without Bam going into a bitch fit. However, there is one exception. Ryan Dunn. They’re a two-in-one deal. You can’t get close to one without the other. And Bam trusts Ryan so no reason for jealousy. Just a trio of pals.

One night, Ryan invites the two of you to his apartment to drink and hang out. Anticlimactic but fun nonetheless. You and Bam head over there with a bottle of vodka and let yourselves in. “Oh hey, you two! Thanks for knocking, so considerate!” Ryan greeted. Bam chuckles and says “Don’t act like you don’t walk into my house like that, asswipe.” “Whatever,” Ryan grabs the vodka from Bam “this’ll make up for it.” I roll my eyes, kick off my shoes, and make my way to the couch. Bam follows suit and Ryan goes to the kitchen to get cups. Bam stretches and melts into his seat. “Finally a night to relax with my two favorite people.” He smiles and puts his arm over my shoulder. I playfully roll my eyes “Don’t be sappy just to get into my pants later.” He sarcastically puts his hands up “Sorry, sorry.” He smirks. “I have better tactics anyway.” He cups my face with his right hand and leans in for a kiss. Of course, I kiss back and it doesn’t take long until his tongue is in my mouth. After a few more seconds Ryan is back. “Excuse me but I’d appreciate it if you two didn’t fuck on my couch!” He says playfully. “We’re not fucking, Dunn,” Bam grumbles with a slight pout having cut the make-out short. “Yet. Thank god I stopped it just in time.” Ryan says placing cups on the coffee table. I laugh and pick up my glass to fill with liquor. Ryan stops me from picking up the bottle and pours it for me. “Oh, such a gentleman,” I say sarcastically while taking a sip. “Anything for you, darling.” He playfully winks filling up the other two glasses. “You fuckers know I’m right here right?” Bam rolls his eyes as Ryan and I laugh. Bam grabs the remote and tosses it to Ryan. “Put some shit on, Dunn let’s get fucked up.” As he chugs his first round.

A couple hours later we’re all buzzed. It didn’t take long for the TV to become background noise. After multiple conversations filled with slurs and giggles the topic of Ryan’s love life came up.

“You really haven’t been getting any lately?” Bam laughs. “Dude it’s not a big deal!” Ryan defends himself. “I’ve just been busy!” Bam continues to laugh “Yeah you’re so busy binge drinking on your couch!” Ryan’s brows furrow “fuck you.” I hit Bam on the shoulder and give Ryan a sympathetic look. “Ry, there’s no shame in not having sex! Not everyone can be sexually active twenty-four seven.” I say “Unlike some whores…” I motion to Bam. Ryan lets out a chuckle and Bam rolls his eyes. “If I’m a whore that would make you one too, idiot,” Bam argues. “Oh babe you and I both know that’s not how it works,” I sigh “Your body count is 10x times mine!” “Whatever since you’re fucking me you’re a whore by association.” He snickers. “You’re such an idiot.” I sip my drink. Bam smirks and leans in. “Your idiot.” Kissing me and turning it into a full-on make-out session in less than ten seconds. That’s gotta be a record.

Ryan groans. “Again please do that anywhere else.” Bam pulls away and looks at his friend. “Yknow what just fucking join, Dunn.” Ryan’s eyes go wide and I’m too shocked to say anything. “What?” Ryan asks, thinking it’s a joke. “It’ll help with your blue balls that make you so pissy,” bam smirks “and I know how long you’ve wanted to fuck y/n.” Ryan keeps his eyes on Bam with red coating his cheeks. “I don’t know what you’re talking about.” Bam chuckles “Yes you do!” He points out “Before we started dating you, I would talk about all the things we’d do to her!” Now I’m the one with cherry-red cheeks. “Come on, Dunn you down or not?” Bam looks at me as if he’s asking with his eyes. “I’m down if Ryan’s down…” I stumbled out. Bam looks back at Ryan “Alright, let’s do it then.” Ryan agrees. Bam smirks in satisfaction and motions Ryan to sit next to me. Now I'm in the middle. Bam goes for my neck kissing and sucking. While I’m left looking into his friend’s eyes. Ryan hesitated a little bit but then kissed me like it was the end of the world. My throat vibrated with moans and Bam’s hands made their way to my chest. Groping me through my top before pulling it over my chest to expose my tits. I gasped into Ryan’s mouth from the sudden movements. Ryan pulls back to look at my breasts, groaning at the sight. He pushes Bam’s hands away and replaces them with his own. Bam immediately starts to kiss me sloppily. As Ryan has begun sucking on my tits making sure both nipples get the same amount of attention. My moans gradually increase the hotter it gets. I push both the boys away from me. They give me a confused and concerned look. Before they could say anything I got down on my knees in front of them. Their eyes widened in realization before slightly scooting closer together so they weren't too far apart. I began to palm them through their jeans, both of them already hard. “I need you both now,” I whine. Immediately the two start fumbling with their belts whipping their dicks out.

I spit onto both of my hands and begin to jerk my boyfriend and his best friend off. Bam’s groaning and Ryan has his eyes closed letting out breathy moans. I wrap my mouth around Bam’s dick and begin to deep throat him. Trying to get his cock covered in as much saliva as possible. As my left hand continues to stroke Ryan’s Bam grabs my hair and pushes me down on his length a bit more. Groaning when he reaches the back of my throat. I push back off his lap and replace my mouth with my hand. I shift my attention to Ryan and I start to suck the tip of his cock, swirling my tongue around it. And jerking off his shaft twisting up and down. Ryan’s heavily breathing with his eyes locked on mine. I continue to switch between the two men with my mouth, whilst jerking the other one off. Bam’s moans get louder letting me know that he's close. I have a hand on each of the men's shafts. I begin to firmly stroke Bam, twisting up and down. My tongue hovers over his tip waiting for his cum. With a final groan, Bam shoots his load onto my face. From the lewd image of my face covered in cum Ryan finishes in my hand. “Shit.” Ryan curses. I move my face towards my cum-covered hand and clean it up with my tongue. Both boys catch their breaths before sharing a chuckle. “I can’t believe we just fucking did that.” Ryan laughs. “I remove my hands from them, cleaning myself up with a nearby throw blanket. “Consider it an early Christmas present.” Bam continues. “You may wanna wash this…” I smirk, tossing the soiled blanket at Ryan. The two laugh as I get up to go to the bathroom. Until Bam interrupts my movements “Hey, where are you going? It’s your turn.”

#viva la bam #viva la bam x reader #ryan dunn #bam margera #bam margera x reader #ryan dunn x reader #jackass x reader #cky x reader #cky #jackass smut #jackass imagine #jackass #ryan dunn smut #bam margera smut #jackass hcs

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babybammargera · 11 months

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POV you’re the reckless grunge chick of the jackass crew

Always covered in bruises.

Getting scraped up and the boys covering you in cartoon bandaids (which are featured in most of your scenes at this point)

You’re like Steveo in the sense of documenting gnarly slams except you take pics with a Polaroid.

Longish nails that haven’t been broken during filming but are covered in chipped nail polish.

^Bam or Dunn probably painted them one drunk night bc they found a random nail polish at a party.

Nosebleeds from slamming are normal for you but surprisingly you haven’t broken it yet.

(as far as you know anyway)

Somehow always getting hurt in stunts when you’re paired up w Ryan or Steveo.

“Ow Ry your big ass foot went right into my ribs.”

Broke your arm within the same week Ryan did and Jeff was pissed.

He still refuses to let either of you hear the end of it.

He was also mortified seeing the two of you randomly smacking each other with your casts.

You bounce back from said injuries faster than most of the guys would.

And sometimes you pull off stunts the guys couldn’t and never let them live it down.

Annoying Spike Knoxville and Tremaine like it’s your job. Bc technically it is.

To be fair you bully all of them bc they do the same to you.

You’ve definitely tripped Dave before bc he made a sly comment as darf.

Honestly you probably need a shower but you’re still hot so.

Can’t keep up with things to save your life.

Never having clean clothes and ending up raiding all the guys luggage.

Like you’ve definitely stolen a pair of cleanish jeans from Steveo or Bam or Dunn.

And who knows how many shirts from the others.

CLUMSY

Not when it comes to stunts but outside of filming you trip on air or run into walls bc you’re not paying attention.

You’ve punched bam for laughing when it happens on more than one occasion

#jackass #cky #viva la bam #bam margera #ryan dunn #jackass headcanons #jackass imagine #mtv jackass #jackass fic #jackass headcannons #jackass hcs

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pontiussy · 1 year

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JACKASS BF HEADCANNONS!!!

warnings: none, sfw <3

I’ve had these in the drafts for so long but my twitter moot mentioned hcs which inspired me to post these, enjoy!

Chris

goofy ahh

you guys r always giggling about dumb shit

annoying everyone bc you guys do NOT SHUT UP AROUND EACHOTHER ur so giggly all the time

he doesn't care:)

WILL PLAY GUITAR FOR YOU SHSJKSKS

even if he's just messing around you love listening to him

he loves how excited you get when he plays for you, his smile is so cute AAAA <33

late night walks

tackle hugs !!

squeezes you to death and does the lil spinny thing when hugging

always followed by forehead kissies

pinches ur cheeks n shit

just the gigglest relationship ever

he just always smiles around you :)) he can't help it

lets you play with his hair

he loves it

you brush it for him, and braid it sometimes

he is so thankful and makes sure to tell you how pretty his hair looks now

not that it needed your help at ALL

always cuddlin

you love watching him do bits

and he loves having you on set

never seen a man so proud of his s.o. being there to witness his boys do silly things to his ding ding

he comes over to you after every one to see if you thought it was funny or not

just like this :D

assuring him that you did think it was funny

calling him party boy affectionately

and calling him chrissy :))

he calls you 'y/n bug' :"")

also has silly nicknames for you for sure based on inside jokes

would still think you are just as beautiful if you hadn't showered in a month and were wearing a garabge bag

this is so specific but I just picture him to make a lil flower crown for you :")

Bam

known each other since you were kids

always hung out with him and the cky gang growing up

corny friends to lovers bullshit when you get older

being his personal nurse when he wipes out

acts like he hates it in front of the guys

loves it

obvi calling him bammy, bambi, bam bam

calling him brandon occasionally to piss him off

bam is a pouty whiny BITCH

he just wants ur attention!!

will not hesitate to grab your hand in public when someone flirts with you

ur his >:-( !!!

buys you jewelry, clothes, shit whatever ur lil heart desires

going to concerts together

money is not an object when it comes to making you happy

does not appreciate it when the guys mess with you on set

he gets very aggressive

"bam its okay it was funny pls calm down" "no its not okay these dickheads need to leave you alone!!!" all POUTYYY

wearing his clothes

he thinks you're so beautiful when you do and makes sure you know

doing his eyeliner

laying on his chest when you sleep, him scratching your head gently <3

rubs your back when you hug him

calls u "my girl" AAAA

matching tats ofc

matching outfits sometimes too

loves buying you new clothes for you to model for him

he just thinks you're so pretty <3

april and phil just love you

Johnny

he calls you so so many sweet names

I think it's his love language

doll, darlin', punkin, sweetheart, etc

"how was your day, doll?"

he's so flirty with you

he never stopped flirting with you even after you became official

king of romance

would take you to the rodeo or some shit

does that whistle thing when you enter a room lookin all dolled up

"now who's this pretty lil thing?"

loves getting you embarrassed by flirting with you in front of people

loves to hold your waist

prefers that you don't watch his really dangerous stunts, he doesn't want you to be scared :"(

he thinks you're beautiful no matter what, but cannot deny that he LOVES when you wear his favorite dress and do your hair really nice

"you know just what to do to drive a man wild, darlin'"

you love wearing his pink jackass cardigan

I feel like he would really enjoy you wearing red lipstick so he can mess it up later

SITTING IN HIS LAP

in front of the guys too he doesn't give a fuck

he babies you a lot

you are his whole world

singing songs together in the car !!

Ryan

simply the sweetest bf ever

arm around you always

"hun" :")

so many forehead kisses

both of u being adopted by april

I just feel like he'd be very comforting, and the best to have deep, late night convos with

will never judge you for anything (make jokes? oh definitely. never judgemental tho)

cuddly asf

would affectionately do that head rub hair messing up thing?? (there's a word for that i just can't think of it)

always there to calm you when you’re stressed or scared, in any way you need

“shh it’s ok I’m here” “I’m not going anywhere hun” and hugs and forehead kisses and shit awwwww

loves hugs

he’s such a gentle lover, I don’t know how else to put it. He’s just so sweet and caring and soft n shit

he would do anything to put a smile on your face

if one of the guys tried to mess with you? he will punch the shit out of them seriously

you are ry’s world ok!!!!

you and him are absolutely best friends

never the arguing type. if there’s a problem you’re gonna sit down and talk about it. he’s an amazing listener and always understands your side of things. of course lots of huggin and cuddlin after the fact :)

he babies the shit out of you

I picture him to always bring you little gifts/trinkets to show his love. like if he was filming out of town he’d bring you back something cool he found at a thrift store or gift shop, or maybe a cool rock he found on the side of the road.

i also picture him to wanna buy you cute stuff too like necklaces, but random cool items are a staple in this relationship!

always wearing his shirts

I picture him to kiss u a LOT. he’s leaving the room for a sec? gotta kiss that cheek. you’re watching a movie? soft kisses on the forehead. going on a walk? kisses your hand while holding it.

Steve-O

calls u babe

respectful king

shows you off at any opportunity

romantic asf

flower petals in your bedroom n shit type romantic

helping him with his elaborate bullshit ideas

partners in crime honestly

matching fits type cheesy

prank wars with eachother

thinks you are an angelic being and deserve the highest of respect and praise

adopting pets together :)) and being pet parents :))

going on trips and vacations together as often as possible!

I can’t even fathom how he would react if someone disrespected you oh god

it would be so ugly

they are absolutely destroyed

if you’re ever feeling insecure, he ain’t having that bullshit

worship!!!!!!

he’s gonna go on and on and on about how drop dead gorgeous and wonderful you are and kiss the shit out of you

you better not dare say anything negative about yourself in his presence, he will give you an ear full so fast

you are a god to him

he definitely buys you jewelry n shit

and cute lil outfits

and compliments the shit out of you in them obvi

“damnn baby you look so good in that”

HANDSY SO HANDSY

hands to yourself has no meaning to him (obviously unless you told him to stop! he’d never wanna make you uncomfy)

Dave

SO SO SWEET!

calls you things like “love” n “sweetheart”

squishes ur cheeks n shit

hugs from behind !!!!

corny ass dates like going to a diner and having a milkshake with two straws

you both baby eachother

comforting him after gnarly stunts

petting and kissing him

if you ever need comfort he will pet and kiss you too

always has an arm around you

loves being close to you!

he is such a kind and loving bf

would never ever want you to be sad and will do anything it takes to prevent it

ehren third wheeling on trips n shit

you have the best times together when it’s you 3! always giggling

but it’s even better when ehren leaves and it’s just the two of you, sharing sweet loving moments where nothing else matters, just you two together, in warm embrace :)

your chemistry is just so good, that it’s almost like you speak a foreign language sometimes to the other guys. no one gets eachother like you do, even if it may not make sense to others

I think he would love playing with your hair

and just holding you

and doing both at the same time actually

he is just the kindest ever and it’s always so considerate of you.

best listener. you could really rant to him for hours and he’s gonna give you his full undivided attention and comfort.

also great advice too I feel. I think all around he’d be amazing to talk to

never ever ever ever judgemental. ever

loves you to death !!!

Ehren

he is baby

you wear the pants in this relationship and that’s cool with him

I picture you two to have met on set. you had been costars for a while. while everyone was making ehren the butt of a joke, you just never participated. If ehren and dave weren’t partnering up for stunts, it was typically you and ehren. you made a great duo, being the underdogs of the jackass crew. you understood eachother and had a great bond. you eventually confessed your feelings to one another one night while you were hanging out at his place.

he was completely shocked

he thought you were far too beautiful and lovely and cool to want someone like him

you assure him he is acting silly

he was so giddy and smiley, and you could practically feel his butterflies secondhand when you leaned in to kiss him

been together ever since

like I said ehren is baby

little spoon energy

he worships the ground you walk on bc he thinks he doesn’t deserve you

you have to reassure him that you absolutely adore him

he loves holding your hand

I picture him to always smile at you the same way he did in the honeymoon phase forever

he’s all yours, he’s such a sucker for you

separation anxiety like a mf

you stay with a friend for a weekend and the second you come home he’s tackling you with hugs, he’s so excited to see you :)))

he would lay his head in your lap and have you scratch his head while watching movies on the couch

he thinks you are the most wonderful person on this planet and will never fail to remind you of how proud he is of you and all you’ve achieved

I picture him to write you little love notes n shit which are so thoughtful and meaningful but with cute little spelling mistakes sprinkled in (how do I spell gorjus headass)

takes anniversaries and v day and all that shit so seriously and WILL go all out

always your choice of food and activities on those days, he lives to please you

a little bit of a jealous type (maybe a lot a bit)

you’ll always reassure him though

sweetest baby ever I love him

#jackass hcs #jackass #jackass headcanons #jackass imagine #ryan dunn #danger ehren #chris pontius #steve o #johnny knoxville #dave england #bam margera #cky

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ghostxpup · 1 year

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Hello! This is my first time asking for a jackass fic. Maybe steve-o with an S/O who has anxiety and often has panic attacks

<3 thanks for the request I did headcannons instead of a fic I hope that’s fine!!! Sorry it’s not very long 😭

Steve-o with a s/o with anxiety hcs!

- we all know Steve-o is crazy and loves to party…

- But since he’s started dating you he won’t get blacked out drunk at parties anymore just so he can keep eye on you

- He knows you have anxiety & panic attacks and he can definitely tell the signs when you’re about to have a panic attack

- Kicks everyone out of the party so just so he can comfort you <3

- “You’re alright, it’s just me and you now babe”

- Definitely cracks jokes to try and make you laugh

- You cling to him when your anxiety is spiking but he doesn’t mind at all

- If you get anxiety out in public he’ll give you his hand to play with while whispering to you “everything’s gonna be ok; etc.”

- will let you trace his tattoos or even let you draw on him when your feeling anxious

- He can be loud but he tries his best to not trigger your anxiety

- Will leave his hoodies around the house in case you get anxiety while he’s away filming

#steve o #jackass #wildboyz #jackass imagines #jackass hcs #steve o hcs #steve o fanfic #jackass x reader #steve o x reader #johnny knoxville #hcs #my writings #fanfics #reblogs are appreciated <3

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margeraswrld · 2 years

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hi hi! could i request a fluffy fic/hcs (you can choose!) with Ryan Dunn where he gets hurt during a stunt and the reader looks after him afterward? You can use she/her pronouns, or keep it gender neutral :)

lovesick, ryan dunn!

a/n - i absolutely love ry so much, and ever since my entire headcannon post for him was deleted ( f u tumblr ) i’ve been wanting to write something else for him, so this is just perfect!

warnings - contains fluff, blood/injury, slight bit of angst but not much, slight drinking, slight suggestive content, usual jackass shit but nothing harsh.

plot - fem! reader taking care of ryan after he’s injured from a stunt.

it’s extremely rare for you to ever get the privilege of enjoying peaceful night - a night with no injuries needing tending to, no shitfaced guys looking for a spot on your couch ( which you never can seem to reject ), no chaotic stunts taking place in your very own backyard. a quiet night is honestly, practically unheard of for you thanks your daredevil boyfriend and your guys’ equally-chaotic friends, who literally make their living off of being dumb. yet, despite all the hassle, you love them all dearly and wouldn’t trade a single one of them for the world. but, boy, do they know how to stress a girl out, both on set and off.

so, when you’re finally able to have what looks to be a calm night in, you’re beyond thrilled. you’ve already picked out a cheesy rom-com, changed into a spaghetti strap along with your comfiest shorts, made yourself a bowl of popcorn, and settled into your couch to watch the movie and wait on ryan to return from filming something small with bam.

you’re almost halfway through the movie, deeply invested and almost to the bottom of your popcorn bowl, whenever your front door swings open without warning. you yelp loudly, the remaining popcorn splattering to the floor as your head whips around.

bam enters without a word, tossing a pair of house keys onto the small table beside your door, shortly followed by ryan who clutches his left arm tightly, blood visibly spilling through the thin fabric of his white tee-shirt. “my keys go over there, dickhead.” ryan corrects bam’s mindless mistake with a strained voice, to which the brunette boy only shrugs in response.

“ry, oh my god, are you okay?!” you shoot up from the leather couch, taking off across the room to your boyfriend’s side. sure, you’re used to ryan showing up injured, but that doesn’t mean you don’t worry just the same each and every time.

“yeah, yeah, i’m fine!” he chuckles dryly, but you can immediately tell that he’s lying. hell, anyone could with the pain seeping through his tone, not to mention the blood steadily dripping further down his arm. “it looks worse than it is, really.”

“bam, why the hell didn’t you try to stop the bleeding?” you curse as you rush toward the kitchen, grabbing a handful of paper towels before turning back toward the living room. luckily, the blood isn’t pouring like it looks to have been before he arrived, but you know that you still need to put pressure on whatever sort of wound he has.

“we were in a parking lot!” bam defends himself with a dramatic gesture of his arms, already used to your worried rambling in situations like these.

you don’t respond, silently accepting his reasoning as you carefully press the towels over the place ryan’s hand once covered, causing him to wince slightly. “come on,” you gently speak as you guide him toward your bathroom, sucking your lip in between your teeth by nervous habit.

you’ve seen worse with some of the guys, mainly steve-o, but you simply can’t help but panic everytime - especially when it comes to ryan. you have no problem fixing them up and even driving them to a hospital if needed - but, for their sake, you just really wish they had a bit more regard for their personal safety, a totally useless wish.

“i’m okay, babe, really.” ryan tries to convince you once again as you motion for him to take a seat on your counter, grabbing a soft towel from your shelf along with the small box filled with things you’ve designated to times like these. “i just need a bandaid.”

you can’t help but crack a smile at the blonde boy’s weak attempt at humor as you run the towel under your faucet, dousing it in slightly-warm water. “just a bandaid, huh?”

“well, also maybe a kiss to make it better?” he suggests while puckering his chapped lips playfully, laughing through the pain as you shake your head fondly. really, he’s hardly even focused on his pain anymore, it having faded to nothing but an afterthought the second he saw you smile. all he’s focused on right now is you, how you make him feel so okay even when he’s clearly not.

“not just yet, tough guy.” you deny with a teasing smile, pulling up the sleeve of his white tee-shirt to examine the gash on his upper arm, almost at his shoulder. it definitely hurts like hell, but luckily it doesn’t look to be deep enough to require stitching.

your determined eyes strain in concentration as you use the warm towel to carefully dab away at the angry, crimson liquid covering his wound, “how’d this happen, anyway? i thought you guys were just doing stuff with the shopping carts tonight.”

“yeah, we did.” the curly-haired boy confirms, hissing lightly as you wipe away the final remnants of blood, directly on his injury. “something sharp was in the fucking bush, scraped me as i landed. i’m pretty sure it was glass.”

you shake your head softly and bite your lip once more, an annoying nervous habit of yours. “ry, i really love your job. i think everything you do for jackass is so cool, and there’s nothing else i’d rather you do.” you begin, your trained eyes not leaving his wound as you suck in a sharp breath, “i just wish there was a way you could be a bit more careful. like, check shit before you decide to jump in it, you know? i’m not trying to tell you what to do, i just don’t like seeing you hurt.”

you finish with a small shake of your head and pull away to toss the stained towel into the sink behind ryan, his non-bloodied hand coming up to cup your cheek, stopping you in your tracks as your guilty eyes meet his own. “i’m okay, sweetheart, i promise. don’t get me wrong, it hurts like a bitch, but i’d do it a hundred times over if it meant you could be the one to fix it.” his calloused thumb softly rubs your cheek, a comforting smile stretching his lips. “i’m sorry i make you worry so much, and im sorry you’re always stuck taking care of me,”

you cut him off before he can say another word, “ry, stop. don’t you apologize for anything at all. it’s my job to worry about you and to patch you up when you’re hurt, and i wouldn’t trade any part of it for the world, okay?”

for a moment the two of you just sit there in a comfortable silence, a smile gracing ryan’s cracked lips as he strokes your cheek softly. “god, i love you.” he voices his thoughts, his eyes gleaming with pure love and adoration as he gazes downward at you like a lovesick puppy.

“i love you too.” you offer him a genuine smile as you lean further into his touch, never wanting to leave this moment.

his other hand moves to grasp your waist and pull you gently toward him, connecting his formerly-split lips with your glossed ones. his hand never leaves your cheek, caressing it softly as your lips move blissfully against his own. a soft groan-like noise bubbles from his throat as you deepen the kiss slightly, causing a light smirk to appear on your own lips.

the two of you are completely lost in each other - off in your own, little love-filled world, all of the worries at hand simply melting away with each touch.

then bam’s voice protrudes loudly and unapologetically through the door, quickly snapping the two of you from your lovesick trance, “y/n, is dunn okay?”

ryan hangs his head low and sighs loudly at his best friend’s horrible timing as you hesitantly pull away from him, your mind focusing back on the situation at hand. “yes, bam, your boyfriend’s fine, don’t worry.” you answer with a teasing smile tugging at your lips as you grab a small tube of ointment from the box beside ryan. “we’re almost done.”

“ugh, shut up.” bam grumbles, and you can almost hear him rolling his eyes as he departs from the door.

you finish patching ryan up pretty quickly after that, applying the soothing ointment and wrapping a gauze around his upper arm as a bandage. “you have to change your shirt, there’s blood all over it.” you tell him as he helps you finish tidying up your bathroom, despite your multiple protests for him to go sit down.

he glances down at his bloodied shirt for a brief moment before shrugging nonchalantly, “it’s not that bad.”

you nudge him playfully, shaking your head with disapproval as you put away the final box, “you have to take it off, it’s all bloody and dirty.”

“i think,” ryan begins, stepping closer to you and snaking his arms around your slightly-exposed waist in order to pull you closer to him, “you just want me to be shirtless.”

he makes a teasing face that causes you to giggle proudly at his childish taunting, moving your own arms to latch around his neck. “hmm, maybe, maybe not.” you lean your face closer to his own, your lips hovering only a couple inches away from his “guess we’ll never know.”

and with that, you untangle yourself from him completely and exit the bathroom, a proud smirk on your lips as you take off down the hall. when you enter the living room, you find bam lounged across the couch where you once sat, having helped himself to a beer from your fridge as he finishes out the movie you were watching.

once he takes notice of your presence, he sighs dramatically and makes yet another over-exaggerated gesture with his arms, “finally, jesus! what’d you guys do, fuck in there or something?”

“she fixed me up real good.” ryan answers for you, coming into view at your side as he winks toward the boy on the couch. he moves to take a seat alongside bam, but you’re quick to stop him with a sudden snap of your fingers.

“hey! go change first, i don’t want blood on my couch.” you demand, motioning for him to go find one of his shirts upstairs. he huffs a way too dramatic sigh, but he does as you say, nonetheless.

you make your own way over to the couch, shoving bam’s legs to the floor as you take a seat, questioning him on what you’d missed in the movie - to which he responds with, “the guy finally kissed the chick, and now i think they’re gonna fuck or some shit. i dunno.”

by the time ryan is back to take his seat in between you and bam, the movie has ended and you allow him to pick a new one. bam takes it upon himself to stay as well, not that you mind, though, because his shitty commentary always makes any move ten times more enjoyable.

you end up falling asleep around halfway through, leaned up against your boyfriend with a beer dangling from your fingers.

you wake up safe in your bed, tucked under the covers with ryan sound asleep behind you, his arm draped over your waist. you could never ask for anything more.

a/n - i’m so sorry this took a while, something came up in the middle of writing and i couldn’t get it up as soon as i wanted to. i really enjoyed writing this, and i’m actually kinda proud of it. i may have gotten a bit too carried away and made it a bit too long, but i hope you like it! feel free to request again anytime <3

#jackass fanfic #jackass imagine #jackass x reader #ryan dunn #ryan dunn imagine #ryan dunn fanfic #ryan dunn headcanons #bam margera #bam margera fanfic #bam margera imagine #cky #jackass #jackass hcs #johnny knoxville #viva la bam #wildboyz #chris pontius #johnny knoxville imagine

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ryansdunn · 2 years

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headcannons of watching a horror movie with johnny in bed? i think it’s cute idk!

watching horror movies with johnny knoxville

✉️; hiiii absolutely love this idea so much omg. i hope you enjoy, apologies for it taking forever aaaa

- johnny finally had a free day, nothing to distract him. he wanted to spend his spare time with you.

- he was feeling a bit banged up after a few stunts he had performed a few days prior, so staying in bed with you all day seemed like heaven to him.

- you came up with the idea to watch a horror movie together.

- oh, but not without snacks, obviously

- johnny gets all your favorites, and of course, popcorn.

- he would probably try desperately to scare you during the quiet moments.

- you’re focusing on the film and then all of a sudden, he’ll grab ahold of your arm and let out a fake yelp.

- it’s more annoying than scary, but johnny thinks it’s absolutely hilarious. he’d probably nearly choke on his candy from laughing too hard.

- you’d have to tell him to just be quiet and watch the movie

- oh !! but just wait until johnny gets a little too into the movie. he’s on the edge of the seat, anticipating what’ll happen next.

- you see the chance and you take it. you return the favor and decide to scare johnny, as he had done to you.

- johnny would let out an actual panicked scream, popcorn flying all over the bedroom.

- he stares at you in awe as you laugh your ass off at his reaction. he soon laughs along, giving you a kiss on your head as you two finish up the film.

#johnny knoxville #jackass #johnny knoxville x reader #pj clapp #jackass hcs #jackass headcanons #jackass fanfic #jackass forever

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punkdooley · 2 years

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Nervous Ticks w/ Bam Margera?

These are all based off of my personal anxiety ticks, if there's any others you can think off and would like to add/discuss feel free to send them! Also yes, it is neutral reader, I will always try to write neutrally unless spoken otherwise!

WARNING: Mentions of anxiety habits, unintentional self harm, detailed "accounts" of what the habits entail.

-Lip picking.

Usually, it isn't too bad, so he sorta just glances at you every now and then. However, if he notices you doing it more frequently, like to the point your lips are constantly bleeding lightly and chapped, he'll grab your hands and make you stop. He'll actually bite your hand if you refuse and/or pull your hands away. He's just trying to make sure you knock the painful habit the fuck off.

-Inner cheek/lip biting/chewing.

Again, not usually something that's very noticeable or painful...That is, until you start to get some sort of sore spot in your mouth. In that case, he questions you on how you could've obtained them. And then give you whatever he can to help alleviate the pain even just a little. Popsicles, ice cream, Orajel (an over the counter numbing agent for oral pain, a good example is it's used for teething babies.)

-Scab/Acne picking.

Might speak for itself, but he will hand you something, such as a ring, or his own hand, just something to help keep your hands busy instead of constantly looking around your face and body subconsciously for something to scratch. He doesn't want you to keep fucking making marks on your skin, if he hears you talk about how you hate all the marks on your face again he'll throw you in the pool.

-Hair playing/pulling.

Hair playing. No big deal. Probably thinks it's kinda cute sometimes to watch you twirl your hair or make a little mustache over your lip with the ends of your hair (if you have longer hair). However, it's the pulling that he knows needs to stop. If not, you'll just end up with a bald spot, and feel even worse about the habit. You know you need to stop, but it's just so overwhelming. Constantly hands you handheld games, toys, coloring or drawing activities, and makes sure if you have longer hair, you put i up so you won't be tempted to touch it.

I'm sure there's more I can think of, however as for now I think this may be a good start. Thanks if you read through it, lemme know what you think. :)

#jackass #jackass hcs #jackass headcanons #bam margera #bam margera x reader #viva la bam #bam margera hcs #bam margera headcanons

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peejsocks · 2 years

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Hey :)

Please may I request platonic hcs (kinda like the unconventional affection ones) of how the guys with a neurodivergent reader who loves to infodump to them? (Perhaps you could include some of the cky guys too, but only if it’s not too much, I’d be more than happy with just the jackass guys!)

Thanks so much, please remember you are a lovely human worthy of everything good in the world 💜

a/n: i'm running kinda low on inspo, so i'm sorry i didn't do all of the guys, just the ones i kinda had an answer for. also took it as you having multiple interests to infodump with, not just one in particular, because that's sort of my experience with it. hope you like it and thanks for requesting <3

ps: as much as i feel guilty later, i love infodumping, this was fun.

i have to start with dico because that boy would be right there with you. look, there are so many interesting things in the world, why stick to one subject? and no surface-level knowledge! hours would fly by with the two of you jumping from one topic to another effortlessly, without taking a breath. car rides are nightmarish to some because both of you won’t shut up in the backseat.

raab likes to listen, just sitting there quietly hearing you and dico go on and on about something, laughing when ryan turns it into a joke. he says you two make him feel smart.

ryan would nickname you ‘the professor’ and act like a disruptive student anytime you began explaining something with a glint in your eyes that says ‘oh i’ve been waiting for someone to ask’. he gives you shit for it but it's friendly. loves saying "the more you know, huh."

bam would call you a nerd and pretend he's not listening, then use some random piece of information you brought up as inspiration for a video and have you plan it out with him. you’re invited to the making of the HIM documentary, as the unofficial tour guide.

“just because i have a tendency to know little facts doesn’t mean i’ll know the history of finland, bam” “yeah but you’ll probably come up with the most obscure knowledge while we’re there, and that’s what we want”.

basically you’d be a prop, since they know you don't mind digging deep on random subjects. kinda like tim is the builder, you're the researcher.

pontius and steve-o are the ones who would love it the most, though. i mean it’s so obvious to me, those two are so curious. they’d constantly invite you to join them in wildboyz episodes because they think it's really interesting that you seem to know a bit about everything. the more niche the content, the more they love hearing it. chris would definitely copy your manner of speaking and spew absolute bullshit pretending it’s a fact.

“chris, i don’t think that’s true.” “but you believed it for a second, didn’t you? you’ll see, i’ll be as good as you one day.” “oh, dude, me too. i’ve been reading up.”

they’d treat it as a gift and make you feel real special about it.

johnny is the best listener out of the bunch, his sunglasses low on the bridge of his noise as he looks up at you, paying attention. unlike dico, he doesn't have much to add, but he does have a lot to ask. infodumping to him would be dangerously self-indulgent, just connecting one topic to another and not realizing you talked his ears off.

"shit, pj, i bet you're sick of hearing me talk about this." "not at all, i was actually gonna ask if you know anything about..."

never complains, always interested.

dave wouldn’t know how to shut you up so he would just sit there, arms crossed, crooked smile. for so long. until you go “too much?” “a little.” and you’d both laugh. you’d do it again two hours later. he’s too nice to say anything. darf is (poetically) the exact opposite, yelling excitedly in your face to tell him more and “that’s so interesting!”.

honestly believe infodumping would be seen as a great trait to have as a jackass member

#jackass headcanons #jackass hcs #johnny knoxville #bam margera headcanons #ryan dunn #chris pontius #steveo #brandon dicamillo #chris raab

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dangerehrenn · 4 months

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I hope ur good and love your writing it's so good :)

quick question tho, how do you think the boys would react to pierced nipples on their partner????

ohhh they would go crazy

the boys finding out you have nipple piercings

in this: johnny, chris, bam

suggestive content

im gonna do this with the same scenario, and different reactions

it’s a regular day, filming new overly dangerous content with the guys, and someone has the genius idea for you to do a stunt into the water.

(like steveos stunt where he vaulted into the water from the bridge or whatever it was lol).

your boyfriend has been given the task of explaining the stunt to you, and as he’s explaining, you take your hoodie off in preparation. only to realise, shit. your shirt came off with your hoodie.

as your relationship with your boyfriend is relatively new, he had no idea you had nipple piercings…

well. he does now.

johnny:

he immediately stumbles over his words as you slowly realise you’ve just flashed your boyfriend

he clears his throat, then that signature knoxville smirk covers his face

“well. i didn’t know about those” he says cheekily, pointing at your nipple piercings that youre desperately trying to cover up

he’ll tell you to move your hands so he can get a better look

which earns him a slap on the arm for being so cheeky

“i like em baby. why cover them up?” he says, chuckling

he tries to steal a few more glances, then he’ll kiss you and carry on explaining the stunt to you

for the rest of the shoot, he seems very distracted, always lost in his thoughts

you catch his eye as he smirks to himself, and he blushes slightly before smiling again.

you know exactly what he was thinking about

chris:

oh boy

now he’s had a glimpse of them, he has to see them again

now, he’s a gentleman

so he’ll help you cover up

but he quickly ushers you away from everyone else and somewhere private

“since when?” he says, giggling

you play dumb, asking him what he’s talking about

which prompts him to pretend to grab his own boobs

“your piercings, babe” he says, smirking

he asks you the regular questions, did it hurt, is it sensitive, what happens if someone has a magnet

all that stuff

for the rest of the day, he’s distracted - staring constantly

“babe, do you think i’d suit them?”

bam:

he’s a little shit

so he steals your shirt and hoodie

“move your hands and i’ll give you your shirt back” he says, smirking

if you’re adamant you’re not gonna show him, he gives you your shirt back with a sheepish apology

he disappears for a minute, then comes back in time to see you do the stunt (take what you want from this ;) )

he drops the subject for the rest of the shoot, but you can tell he’s thinking about them

afterwards when you’re relaxing, you can tell he’s still thinking about them

so flash the man and let him be happy

“jesus christ are you tryin’ to kill me?” he smirks

or just tell him he can ask the questions he has

he’s like chris, asking the usual questions

and of course

“can i touch them?” he asks with his cheeky smile

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princessthatcantfuckingsleep · 3 months

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only girl in jackass moodboard || ♡♡

#jackass headcanons #jackass x reader #jackass fanfic #jackass #bam margera brainrot #bam margera x reader #bam margera imagine #ryan dunn x reader #ryan dunn #viva la bam #viva la bam x reader #bambam #johnny knoxville x reader #johnny knoxville #jackass hcs #jackass aesthetic #jackass moodboard

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missusdunn · 10 months

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Ryan Dunn Crushing On You Hcs

a/n : this is my first time posting so I’m sorry if it’s not the best. suggestions and constructive criticism are greatly appreciated! also currently working on a joe frantz x reader and bam x reader x ryan. so stay tuned I hope you enjoy :)

warning : 18 + language

- thinks about u all the time!!

- if you’re not looking he’s staring 100%

- he seems like the type to be nervous to start a conversation with you.

- unless he’s drunk

- but if he’s thrown into a conversation with you he’s trying to make you laugh

- it’s like his life purpose to impress you

- whether he volunteered to do a dangerous stunt or helped with cars and building more for viva la bam

- he’ll do anything to make sure you know he’s strong and manly (lmao)

- you may be oblivious to his crush (bc he never initiates any convo)

- it’s painfully obvious to everyone else esp bam

- his friends want to tell you so bad but instead they try to get him to ask you out

- until bam gets tired of it and takes things into his own hands

- the next time he catches ryan staring at you

- “Hey Y/N!”

- “What?!”

- “Ryan wants to fuck you!!”

- maybe he’ll get the courage to ask you out once he’s done beating the shit out of his best friend

#ryan dunn #ryan dunn x reader #ryan dunn hcs #ryan dunn imagines #jackass #viva la bam #cky #cky x reader #viva la bam x reader #jackass hcs #jackass x reader

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babybammargera · 11 months

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Jackass/CKY Masterlist

(Yes there is a lot of bam content but I write for the others and requests are open)

Bam

Home sweet home

Brandon the brat

Nightmare slayer Margera

From best friend to girlfriend hc

Monster house

carving pumpkins Hc

Chores with menace bf Bam

Camp CKY

Finally

Highway to him

Things bf Bam does for the sole purpose of annoying you

Lazy days with boyfriend Bam

Smoking with Bam Hc

Bam tattoos (kinda smutty) Hc

Sleeping with/next to Bam

Bam reacting to you getting hurt while skating

Spending Halloween with Bam

Bf Bam Hc

Friends to lovers

You're supposed to be rivals.

You're supposed to be rivals pt. 2

Jackass crewmember

grunge chick hc

Doodles n Drives

The boys when you wear heavy makeup/do their makeup

The boys if you get hurt during a stunt hc

The boys on haunted attraction dates

Jackass stink

Jackass dreams

Part 7

Part 6

Part 5

Part 4

Part 3

Part 2

Part 1

CKY Crewmember

Bam and Dunn reacting to you crying over a boy

Ry and Bam being your besties during Viva La Bam

Growing up with Ryan and Bam hc

Picnic dates Ryan Raab Dico

Raab

Pranking Vito

First date jitters

Ryan Dunn

Trick or treat

Dating Dunn as Knoxvilles sister

Ryan teaching you how to drive stick

Halloween with best friend Ryan

Offroad adventures

Dico

First date

Weekend away

Johnny Knoxville

Dating Knox but Bam and Ryan are your best friends

Sick days

Dating OG member

Bf HC

Ehren

Cky member dating Ehren

Knight with a dumb haircut.

When in Paris

Steveo

Cliff diving

Jeff Tremaine

boyfriend Tremaine

Bf hc

Party boy

Boyfriend Pontius

Let's party

Lifeguards on duty

Spike

he loves you

dating spike

Dating spike 3

Dave

ouch

#bammywrites #bammy writes #Bam Margera #steveo #jackass x reader #jackass headcanons #jackass headcannons #jackass hcs #dave england #johnny knoxville #danger ehren

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pontiussy · 2 years

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You Don’t Need Him- Chris Pontius

I’m going through a breakup rn so this is kind of a vent thing for me. Basically Y/N is a fem!member of the Jackass crew, and just went through a messy breakup with her boyfriend.

I stopped posting to this account because I was embarrassed but I have some stuff in the drafts I will start posting soon. I hope you enjoy <3

Warnings: mention of being very sick and not eating

It was about that time to start shooting. Y/N was up to watch the next stunt, but was thankfully not a participant. She was physically ill, and a stunt or bit felt too much to her right now. She didn’t have a cold or the flu- she was so heartbroken that it had made her ill.

Yet another boyfriend, gone. She was used to heartbreak but it was starting to get ridiculous. She was in such terrible condition that she was in a constant state of nausea, causing her to be unable to even eat. She was dizzy and her muscles were tense and sore. She didn’t need to be at work today at all.

They were shooting in an office space building that day. They were currently shooting on the 2nd floor, while the 3rd floor was being used as a break and dressing area. Y/N knew that she had to be to the shooting area in about 10-15 minutes, but she just couldn’t move. She sat on the couch in their break area by herself, sobbing as quietly as possible. She couldn’t have anyone hear her. There was already this stigma around being the girl jackass and she didn’t wanna seem like a wussy.

Chris couldn’t help but notice the sound of sniffles coming from the break area. Y/N was under the impression that everyone had already left, but Chris wasn’t involved in the stunt being filmed at the time. Chris peered around the corner. “Y/N?”

Y/N wiped her eyes and pulled herself together very quickly, something she had mastered in order to not let anyone see her true emotions. “Hey man what’s up”, she said.

“Y/N I saw you upset, it’s okay. You don’t have to hide that from me”. Y/N pouted at his words and sunk into the couch. “Aw cmere”, the handsome man cooed, sitting down next to her and putting his arms around her. He pet her hair softly.

“Now what’s wrong?”

“God. This guy. I’m heartbroken again”, she said, defeated. “He hurt me so bad, I was foolishly in love with him too”.

“Y/N we knew something wasn’t right. All of us could tell.

“Well that makes me feel great”, she hummed, sarcastically.

“Y/N every time you bring him around he gives off this weird energy. None of us liked him much. I could really tell that he made you feel bad. You are normally so outspoken and badass, but around him you get kinda sheepish. And that’s just not you”.

Y/N grumbled and buried her face in Chris’s chest. “I know. And I hate it. He drained me of myself. I had to let go but GOD it sucks.”

“Hey hey I know. I know. I’m so proud of you. You ARE a badass lady. You can do anything these jackasses can do and more. And it makes me so proud that you aren’t letting some guy get in the way of that. You don’t need him”. Chris held her into his chest and pet her hair. He rocked her slightly, and hummed until her sniffling stopped.

“Thank you, Chris”.

“No need to thank me, cmon, let’s go watch this stunt to cheer you up some. You could use a laugh. Hell I’ll stay and watch too.”

Y/N raised up a little, and Chris wiped the stale tears from her cheeks, and held out his hand. She placed her hand in his, and smiled up at him. He lead her out of the break room and to the elevator, never letting go of her hand.

“Hey Y/N?”

“Yeah?”

“One more thing”

The elevator doors closed and they were the only two inside. He placed a playful kiss on her forehead, and squished her cheeks a little.

“I’ve always wanted to do that”, he giggled. His giggles were contagious.

The elevator door opened to Johnny standing directly outside, being fully witness to their childish giggling and hand holding.

“Well little lady I was about to come lookin for ya, but I guess Pontius did that for me”. He raised an eyebrow but turned back around towards the filming area.

They didn’t seem to mind. Y/N was too focused on the peace that Chris was helping her to achieve. She hadn’t felt at peace in so long, and Chris was able to bring it out of her. He was a sweet and handsome man, and was always making her laugh. His long hair looked beautiful resting against his toned shoulders, and he had an intoxicating smile. His laugh made her feel warm, and he was always so kind to her. Pontius would have killed someone for Y/N. Everything felt so cheesy and perfect with him. This was definitely where she was meant to be.

I hope someone gets enjoyment out of me trying to cope with a breakup lmfao!! I’m not entirely confident in my writing skills yet pls be nice to me ;(

#chris pontius #jackass #jackass hcs #jackass imagine #jackass headcanons #jackass fanfic #chris pontius headcanons #wildboyz #pontius #party boy

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