#ur mom in my bed
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mary shelley would be proud
#victor frankenstein#frankenstein#frankenstiensmonster#mary shelley#the modern prometheus#ur mom#ur mom in my bed#because i'm so sexy and smart
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I am back tumblr users, hide your mothers as I am coming for them
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i’m only here for this moment
#oh look i made my bed#full circle#many believe it was i who invented the pear body shape#but that is a common misconception#it was actually ur mom#venus sighting#biblically accurate asteroid
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LOL i lost my glasses recently (found them again, don’t worry) and i was stressing and what was worse was that i was working too
i’d like to imagine that dottore just comes to check on darling and they’re just stressing out because they’ve got lots of work to do (can’t be slacking off even when i’m sick. i love overworking 👍) but they can’t even see what they’re doing because they’ve lost their glasses
turns out, they were on the nightstand the whole time
i’m very forgetful and it is such a pain to forget where everything is — it makes me stress out so badly
i just think he probably wouldn’t be very amused but is probably used to it by now that he’s trying to find a solution to darling’s forgetfulness
also, how’s your day been? make sure to stay hydrated and get lots of rest too!
— (🍊) anon
Dottore acts annoyed and all at first, but as time goes on he's a bit worried about you, forgetting minor stuff is one thing, but what if something serious happens and you can't remember? He won't stand for you getting hurt while he's around. And more importantly, he wants you to live a better life, one that isn't hindered by your memory. Seeing you stressed and upset is of no benefit to either of you. So often times he finds himself working on a cure in his lab. Totally not because he cares about you too much - he just wants you to be more productive and useful to him, that's what he claims at least.
Thankfully, at the very least, you have a lot of segments to remember for you. They've learned to have hawk eyes on your glasses and any other items you're prone to losing. Perhaps at some point, they each have another pair of glasses in their room for you just in case neither of you can find it. Maybe some kind of tracker is embedded in the glasses too? A voice recording for you to listen to with places where you usually leave things. Whatever can help you find them.
Even if none of the older segments are available to help you, you still have a very reliable helper whose name is Zandy! Despite his age, he takes his job of helping you very seriously. You find it cute how he has a list of items he reads out to you that you check to make sure you have. Even though he's still a child, enhanced memory comes with being a segment.
#smooches talks#🍊 anon#dottore love notes <3#zandy bb <3#im glad u found ur glasses... that must have been so scary *hugs*#also pls dont overwork urself!! >:( i will find u and put you to bed#my days have been not bad actually! i hope you stay hydrated and get rest too! (i will be watching...)#i dont wear glasses but my mom does and she be losing them in the house 😭#i be looking for them too...#this goes out to all my glasses wearing people ily
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me petting my cat at 3am after 0 indication that he is actually hurt: r u okay would u tell me if you were ever not okay
my cat probably: god she’s at it again
#im so excited to tell my therapist that i managed to catastrophize EVERYTHING#playing with my cat with laser pointer: oh my god what if i shine it into his eyes and he goes blind what if i’ve already done that baby#baby please tell me you can still see clearly#wiggles my cat: oh my god am is this shaking him#baby baby will you tell me if you have a concussion from this treatment#cat doesnt jump onto bed: IS UR PAW HURTING#my mom is like u have got to stop worrying hes gonna sense ur stress and ur gonna give him anxiety#and then i got stressed about that 😭😭😭😭 LIKE BABY NO BABY DONT BE STRESSED U R SMOL I WILL PROTECT U#delete later#im not gonna say the extent of the rabbit hole that my anxiety drove me to#i wanted to draw tn but my apple pen died and this is whag i chose to do instead
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i was finally able to have the house to myself for a bit today... brought all my dirty dishes out of my room and was able to tidy up a little bit without feeling weird
#by tidy up i mean put my dirty clothes into a hamper and my clean clothes onto the floor so i can reclaim my bed#i dont know why i feel so stressed taking dirty dishes out of my room with other ppl around#im self conscious. i think because my mom would get mad if she saw me doing it#and that leads to bad eating (not being able to eat) etc.#i took rlly poor care of myself this week.... but it felt like it just didnt slow down#i was barely able to feed myself cause there was just no time for grocery shopping#and i STILL need to grade tomorrow#bc thr fucking. kids. are so stupid. using chatgpt and making my head hurt#i cant wait to grocery shop tomorrow#i might try and get up early for it so theres no one around but we'll see#me saying 'i cant wait to grocery shop' u know its bad when i HATE grocery shopping#but this evening was wonderful... after a field trip day that was good for me (got sun on my face) i came home and washed my hair#and got cozy and played stardew valley and balatro#i'll do laundry tomorrow... grade... grocery shop... try and just relax#anyway ur still here. gives u a thanks 4 reading sticker
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This is one of those things that is both actually frustrating and just sort of stupid, but my parents are very very bad at like. visiting. In multiple senses of the phrase but right now I mean mostly just actually coming to visit.
So like my sister has lived in the same city for a decade, owns a home, etc., and my parents visit exactly once a year, and I have lived in the same city for over two years and they have visited once (for 3 days). Which is all kind of frustrating and hurtful because we are pretty close (if dysfunctional) and I’d like to share my life with them—but also at this point, just kind of a background frustration that we’re used to.
EXCEPT then they sometimes try to make up excuses for not coming and it’s all just…absolute bullshit lies. Very very bad lying. Like “oh we wanted to come visit sometime but our schedules…” ma’am you are retired. “Oh we thought about coming to see you in the Nutcracker but we’ll have your sister’s dog…” you are both adults who could handle a dog on your own AND you literally just decided to dog sit like this week while knowing FOR MONTHS that I would be performing and never asking a single question about when it was or tickets or anything.
#i am very probably flying home Christmas Eve and I know my mom’s going to feel Some Type of Way about it#but I’m also a little like#yknow i love you and I make every effort to come see y’all#both for holidays and just to fly for 8 hr to hang out in the middle of nowhere with you#AND we’re all adults#with different priorities that influence our choices#and frankly YOU have been making choices entirely based on what YOU want for years#personal#very much like u made this bed and that’s fine that’s your choice but also that means ur sleeping in it
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not wanting to get up ⚔️ having to go christmas shopping
#pls AAAHHH#my mom rlly hit me with the 'no way ur still in bed' at 10am like yeah???? its winter break#but also like i need to go christmas shopping bcs theres TWO presents under my tree rn. More.#andi need to shop for my besties and my brothers and and and and#yeah.#shut up stinkman
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@ ᴛᴏᴅᴏʀᴏᴋɪ ᴛᴏᴜʏᴀ: your mom called, i told her you’re fucking up big time <3
#but i don’t care baby i already lost my mind <33333#just me answering dabi’s phone while he’s in the shower like ‘hi rei; no he’s doing awful; no no he’s a coke head actually’#‘okay i’ll tell him you called. bye!’#laying on my tummy on the motel bed <3 waiting for him to come out of the shower with lil dewdrops of steam clinging to his chest like#‘your mom called! i told her ur fucking up BIG TIME’#HAHAHAHA#the last two minutes of that song just reminds me of dabi SO MUCH#like jimmy only love me when he wanna get high??????? yep#i’m only like halfway through the album rn but i like the vibes so far!!!!#very southern gothic of her tbh#(the song is a&w by lana del rey btw! if ur like ??? what lmao)#candy necklace is <33333#clari chatters
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passed my final exam tipsy aa hell soooo like idk a win dor the alcoholics hehe
#we were looking at a house today thats fucking . boujee as hell and the only way its our price range is if#my sister and her bf.y mom. AND my brother all pay for the house ar the same time but it just like. idk#its so weird im not used to this kind of like. luxury#the house we were looking at was 5 bed 5 bath and like. out of our price range but it was just. incredible#idk. guys how do you not feel like a class traitor when ur mom finally gets a decent job and isnt struggling to support u and the house u li#ve in#its weird :(#jace.txt
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how the fuck do u wash a weighted blanket
#text#am i gonna have to call a laundromat pathetic style and be like 'hey can ur washing machines handle my 15lb blanket'#i might make my mother call#ive never been 2 a laundromat we have a washer and dryer in the basement + when it breaks we just handwash stuff#which sucks btw. especially in winter cuz u cant even air dry stuff outside#we have like ........ i dont know how to explain this room. we ghave a room in the basement that has counters (?? for some fucking reason)#and a shitty old freezer from the 90s (unsure how it is still functional) and it has stuff piled on like every single surface and its#fucking tiny right. well my parents put up hooks n shit and strung yarn btwn them to dry stuff when our dryer broke once and like#it WORKED i GUESS. but yarn is not good at holding many items. and we didnt have clothespins so stuff would slide to the middle of it#tldr IT WAS ANNOYING and ABSOLUTELY CANNOT HANDLE A 15LB BLANKET#we have a. curtainrod functioning as a closet rod thing but not in a closet . in my twin brother's old room. that maybeee could handle it#but then the blanket would drip water everywhere and also we;d have to get it UP there. do u know how fucking HEAVY a wet weighted blanket#would be. answer is VERY#id LIKE to dry it AT the laundromat but the tag said to air dry only#so i might just ask them if i go or if my mom calls#ive been thinking abt this literally all week as u can see#my fucking duvet as well i gotta wash that too#i have so much bed related laundry to do
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UNDELIVERED LETTER ( to : mama )
freestyle poetry / prose
a/n : might delete later i cried like 3 times writing this el o el
if i were a child again, i would be lying on the bed frame of my grandmother’s 8-levelled apartment in china. an old, wooden thing, my body separated by nothing but a thin sheet, small bones of my frame aching. for some reason, there was no mattress in that room.
a singular fan whirls loudly above, the white planes coated in speckles of dust and rusted metal.
the air is humid from the afterthought of rain, and the fabric chequered with knockoff cartoons sticks to my skin.
still, i sleep comfortably, dreaming of rainbow-frosted cakes and dozing kittens.
still, i will complain about it the next day, and my parents will relent and nestle the small body of a child between the two of them in the hotel room.
if i were a child again, my mother would still love me.
i see the way her face contorts at cropped t-shirts and tomboyish haircuts. how her lip curves downwards at my willingness to stuff and bundle my skin into too-tight clothes. the way she mourns the body of a child she could once carry in her arms and raise to the sky, sunlight blazing against long, dark hair.
now it’s too tall, lanky. bones jutting out awkwardly in her hold.
miserable in the new temperament, the venomous words spat at her that a child would never know the existence of yet. the skin of her hand crackles, wrinkles pinching at the joints from the chemicals in the laundry detergent, from the relentless scrubbing at a stain that will never leave. the hand reaches out towards her daughter still, and she runs, further. hair that slips through her fingers is chopped off.
she loves me still, tolerates the tantrums, buys the clothes, and pays for the haircuts.
she prefers the child.
my mother always preaches how similar i am to my father, the slope of our noses, the glimmer of dark pupils.
we both know i am more like her. the silvery laughter, the poisonous words. the ways our faces both darken at the sight of each other. or perhaps that is my wistful thinking.
which daughter does not idolise her mother?
mother. mom. māma. carve me out from your womb again. i will be the daughter you want. i will learn to speak your dialect, i will play the guzheng that you never had a chance to learn. i will be softer, gentler, prettier, intelligent but not audacious, and hold my tongue when i speak. i will wear the dresses you like, and my hair will tumble to my hips, braided by your hands. i will be everything you couldn’t, and everything you sacrificed.
i don’t fear anything else in the world.
māma, please don’t hate your daughter for growing up.
#I LOVE MY MOM WAAWAUWUWU#btw guzheng is what she tried to make me learn cause she was literally in love w it but i didnt like it at all so we stopped#i now play guqin 👎👎#also if ur wondering y the mama has an intonation it’s the chinese tones#ye#might delete frfr i poured by heart out#the bed with no mattress is like a core memory tbh#i don’t even rmb that it’s 8 levels because my father used to carry me up LOLOL so i never suffered through the stairs#until i went back .. 😞😞#— sen’s poems.
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og!Deruth: I never raised you to be like this!
og!Cale: and you never raised me at all! So stop acting like you actually did something when you never did.
#trash of the count's family#incorrect tcf quotes#tcf incorrect quotes#cale henituse#deruth henituse#og!deruth henituse#i like to think that some night they had a confrontation#maybe after og!cale got beaten up by choi han and he was just laying in bed#deruth hate on my blog? more likely than u think#i dont hate him that much he just sucks n i project some shit on him lmao#but u gotta admit not reconciling with ur son n suddenly saying he has a new mom after his mom just died sucks
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Just got a check from the IRS that cured my depression
#at least for a month or so 🥹#apparently my taxes got fucked up so they owed me that + interest so girls.... fast food dollar menu is on me tonight ✨️#no but fr I can make a substantial dent in my credit card debt and have a bit left over for savings which is HUGE#since the whole phone incident wiped me out#my mom was saying stupid shit like 'it gets bad before it gets better' but for once she was actually right. even if it's just briefly#I actually cannot stress how much this means to me and I think I might actually cry in a minute#I try not to complain much cuz I know there are so many people worse off than me but it really has been bad lately#and I don't really have anyone to talk to it about irl cuz my family can't help so they'll just feel bad and suggest I work more#and my friends are people who (while I love them dearly) HAVE family who are fully capable of helping them financially without trouble so#they're always like 'just ask ur mom' and I always have to explain that there is literally not a single member of my family who has savings#like I said I do love them but that is the one area that frustrates me the most. they joke about growing up poor when in reality they were#actually middle class and then I was born and raised well under the poverty line and don't remember a time we werent on WIC or food stamps#I'm a little bitter about it. esp because they still rely on family to help and that's never been nor is it going to be an option for me.#but whatever. little rant over. tonight I can go to bed knowing I can cover my bills this month and hopefully next month is better#time for me to go have a cathartic cry.
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the only good thing about this insomnia shit is looking tired and mysterious all the time
#straight up traumatizing#i have a fear of not sleeping bc of my mom (unsurprising) but also dissociation is worse and i feel like i’m living a nightmare!!!#my therapist told me if i tried using a fan bc it’s easier to sleep when it’s cooler and i wanted to EXPLODE!#IT IS NOT THAT EASY#turn down ur phone’s brightness before bed! tell the apa you just cured insomnia. slap that shit in the DSM6#ITS VERY LONELY#i hate nighttime#and this is all with meds i’m prescribed. i’m going to bitch about it to my psych tomorrow❤️#the only other positive is i am levi core#tw insomnia#krant
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oml @camrio I just accidentally deleted your ask 💀💀. i definitely saw it tho and I agree !!
he’s a pro hero so yk he has money to buy wtv you want him to, in fact I feel like he refuses to have you buy like simple stuff you’d like for yourself. he gets all moody when he finds out you do bc it’s like he has his own money to buy you what you want so wtf ??????
but he does kinda expect you to be responsible for your own stuff so if you like constantly break the glasses he buys for you he’s like wtf are you doing ??? but he’ll still buy you a new pair bc he’s obsessed with you !
he definitely gets on your ass for it tho, I imagine him to be all like,
“no fuckin’ way you broke the pair of glasses I jus’ bought you?” and hes asking it rhetorically bc he alr knows you broke them but wants you to clarify.
and you’re shifting side to side bc you know he just bought you this new pair like 2 weeks ago and you alr managed to break them. “i know, and I’m sorry kats. it’s just I keep misplacing them and i really tried to keep up with them this time!” and you even offer to buy a new pair for yourself bc you don’t want him to keep wasting money on you.
but he gets even more upset bc you asked to buy your own pair and he’s all like, “fuck no. don’t ever ask that shit again. I’ll have a new pair by tomorrow.” and he like bends over and kisses your forehead to make sure yk that he’s not actually mad at you just a little frustrated.
#nah bc i be breaking my shit easy too omlll#like I’ll put them on my bed forget they’re there and sit on them 😭#and I’ll be so scared to tell my mom bc my glasses r like 300 dollars#but yeah this was a little ramble !#sorry i deleted ur ask 💀💀💀#katsuki brainrot !#katsuki bakugo drabble
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