BOSTON LEGAL (2004) | THE OFFICE (2012) | THE BLACKLIST (2019)

Cream Puff!! | Getou Suguru

(Readers gender isn’t specified but reader has a dick)

(Getou has a dick it’s just ignored)(I need him doing the splits on my shit idk)

Synopsis ☆: Your favorite police officer comes to your bakery before closing

Warnings: dirty talk, feminization, biting, little bit of a gun kink, marking, begging

It was mid day and you were so so busy. You had a birthday party that you had to make 100 cupcakes for. The color theme was green and purple. You had all 100 made already but you hadn’t put the frosting on any. So you were currently in the kitchen frosting cupcakes, while also trying to keep up with people who come in. You work at your bakery alone, it was kind of small in the first place, so you didn’t see a need in hiring anybody.

You were almost done with the cupcakes you just needed to frost the other 20. You heard the bell at the front,dusting off your hands and trying to look presentable you walk up to the front. You see nanami a customer you usually see. “Hi what can I get for you today” he smiles a little “can I get 2 cream puffs” you smirk a bit “stop being so dirty minded” he said you grabbed the tongs and went to get his cream puffs “who said I was thinking dirty” you looked at him while putting his treats in a paper blue baggie. You grabbed napkins and handed it to him “Thank you for coming sir I hope you come again soon~” you said that last part a little flirty. He flushed a bit, grabbed his cream puffs and left.

The sky was a mixture between orange and yellow indicating the day is almost over. You finished the cupcakes 2 minutes ago, leaving them in the fridge so whoever comes to pick them up tomorrow will have them fresh. You were doing a bit of cleaning because it was almost time for you to close up. Perking up at the sound of the bell ringing at the front of your bakery, You walked up ready to tell them that you just threw out all the sweets you had in the front for the night so that you could make fresh ones in the morning.

You walked up to the front only to be surprised when you see Getou. You and Getou have a bit of history, you two always flirts but it doesn’t go anywhere past that. Getou Is scared because as a police officer a lot of people hate him, and he feels that if you two get together then people will start coming for you. You try to tell him that you can handle yourself, because you can. You’re a little bigger than Getou muscle wise, but height wise you’re basically towering over him. He doesn’t know how much longer he can hold out though, he wants to get fucked by you so bad. You are just so tempting.

You walked up to the counter smirking “well hello officer” Getou smiled and leaned against the counter “hi my favorite baker~” he flirted back. “What do you need” you asked looking him up and down. He looked good. His long hair that you just wanted to pull on flowing down his back. Hes in his police uniform that accentuated his hips and his ass you just wanna tear that uniform off him and have him bouncing on your- “ummm” the sound of getous voice made you look up. He was looking at the menu trying to figure out what he wants.

“Can I get some brownies” you nodded and Told him “it might be a while because I have to make a fresh batch.” “Awe a new batch just for me” you rolled your eyes “no I just threw out the ones that’ve been out all day” you were about to walk to the back to begin until you heard Getou say something “what was that?”you asked “can I come back there and help you?” The way he looked at you was kind of Mischevious, like he was planning on doing something sneaky. “Okay come on” he walked through the little door to the kitchen and you both started to prepare for the brownies.

All of the ingredients were in the bowl now it was time to stir. “Can I do it” Getou said. All he’s been doing is talking your ear off so it’s best if you put him to work. You handed him the bowl and he stepped right infront of you. He started mixing but he did it too gently. “Like this?” He asked questioningly. You went up close behind him and grabbed his hand that was holding the whisk, guiding his hand to whisk the brownie batter harder. “Yea just like that” ‘oh my godd’ Getou couldn’t even focus on mixing the batter anymore. The way you huskily spoke so close to his ear he just wanted to get fucked now.

You let go of Getou going to get the pan for the brownies. “Oh my goodness I almost forgot” you said “what?” He replied. You grabbed chocolate chips from the drawer and dropped some into the bowl. “To make it more chocolately” looking at Getou not realizing how close you two were. You looked at his lips, pink, fat lips that were just waiting to be sucked on. Wanting to calm some of the rising tension in the kitchen, You cleared your throat taking the bowl from Getou. You poured the brownie mixture onto the pan and put it in the already preheated oven. Getou sighed and sat down on the counter. You raised your eyebrow at him “Get your ass off my counter” and slapped his thigh. He jumped a bit enjoying the slap a bit too much.

He bit his lip and ignored what you said. It was silent for a few until he spoke up. “Do you sell cream pies?” You blinked and looked at him. “No” “well you should” he responded. You went over to him and placed your arms on each side of him. “Why should I?” You said leaning closer to him. Getou couldn’t take the tension anymore, he brought his hands to the back of your neck bringing you even closer to him. He wrapped his legs around your waist bringing your front closer to his ass. He felt you. It was through your pants but he could tell you were big. “Because I really really want one”

You smashed your lips onto getous, making him arch his back into the kiss. He fully wrapped his arms around your neck and you bit onto his lip making him moan. You kissed down to his neck and started leaving marks. “Sto~ don’t leave any marks~” “no those bitches in your office are gonna know how much of a slut you are” Getou tightened his legs around your waist.

“Please~ I want it so bad” ‘godddd’ his desperateness was turning you on so much you just wanted to be buried deep inside him already. “What do you want Getou” you whispered in his ear. “I want you, I want you in me. I want you to fuck me so hard. Own me” you immediately went to pull his pants off he assisted you in doing so. When he got his pants off you saw what he had on and your eyes widened. He had on dark purple lace panties. You pulled on the hem and it snapped against his hip. “Mmm~” you look up at him and he’s blushing so hard and trying to cover himself.

You move his hands away and speak up. “ you planned this out didn’t you? You came in here wanting to get fucked like a whore? You want to be my personal glory hole?” Getou almost came at your words. Being your personal glory hole sounds amazing. Just being used like nothing but a hole. He was drooling at the thought. You slapped his thigh “Answer me” he looked at you with hazed eyes with a little drool coming out his mouth. “Yes..just wanna be your glory hole”

You ripped off getous panties and he gasped. “Those were my favorite pair” your eyes widened. “Pair? You have more?” Getou rolled his eyes and nodded. “You gotta show me later” and before he could respond you pushed yourself into him. “FUCKKKK” Getou yelled out arching his back. He couldn’t believe how much you were already stretching him out and you only had the tip in. You kissed up his neck and wrapped your arms around his waist.

You pushed further into him and Getou kept moaning and leaning his head back. “Fuck you’re so fucking tight baby~ you ready for me to fuck this boy pussy of yours.” “Yes hurry up” you looked at him with your eyebrow raised. “Please sir” your dick twitched. You did a test thrust up into him making him let out a small whimper. You started moving a bit faster causing Getou to let out small breathy moans.

You grabbed his thighs and started fucking into him harder. “SHITTT FASTER FASTER PLEASE” you obided by his request and fucked him at a rapid pace. You leaned down to his neck and bit directly into his sweet spot. “ah~ I can’t I-I can’t hold it in.” “You better fucking hold it in” you whispered harshly in his ear. Getou whined and you spread his legs wide open, putting his leg up on your shoulder making him lean halfway off the counter. You fucked into him watching as his head dangled off the counter hearing him cover his mouth trying to silent his moans. You weren’t about to have that. You slapped his hands away from his mouth “I wanna hear your whorish moans don’t try to hide them from me.”

Getou wanted you to cum in him so bad. He just wanted to make you cum with just his hole. He clenched down onto your dick which was exactly what you needed as you filled him with your seed. “Fuck you” you didn’t want to cum first. Getou chuckled and you groaned and rolled your eyes. You look to the left of Getou and realize his belt was there that had his accessories, including his gun. With Getou not paying attention you thrust into him hard to catch him off guard. He yelped and held onto your shoulders, when all of a sudden he felt the tip of something touch the side of his temple. He looked a bit and saw it was his gun. In your hand.

“What if I just blew your fucking brains out right now” Getou didn’t know if he could hold it in anymore. He knew you’d never shoot him..but did he really? You could shoot him at any time and he’d die with your dick inside of him. “You ready baby? You wanna cream on my cock?” “FUCK YESSS” he said and leaned up dripping onto your shirt. “Go ahead baby” he came so fucking hard. ‘Can’t believe he came with a gun held up to his head.’ You put the gun back next to his belt. Getou was hugging you and you gently caressed his hair. “You did a good job baby are you okay?” Getou smiled and chuckled. “I’m amazing” but then he pouted. “Can I get a kiss?” You kissed his lips and he moaned a bit.

Just as you guys were going to get into it the oven rang with the brownies inside. “Perfect timing”

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Ts kinda ass tbh

But anywayyyy this is for the person who requested sub Getou >.<!!

Thank you guys for supporting btw it’s so sweet

♥!Boss Bakugo x FemReader!♥

-- 𝔽ᒪ𝓤𝔽𝔽/ 𝓁𝒾𝓉𝓉𝓁𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝑔𝓈𝓉 👊 / ꋊꄲ ꇙM꒤꓄ 𝘢𝘵 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘦 :0 --

You've worked For Bakugo for about 7 months now becoming somewhat close with him, but he defiantly doesn't hold back on the yelling nor does he give you special treatment but....its Bakugo lol. But what happens when a certain green haired boy comes along. Ohhh nooo who could that be Muhshaahha. You are also Quirkless Oh yes and when I put >(*) Those little star things its just Y/n Talking to herself :) lmao

♥ *part one*♥

(Your pov)

*Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring*

"Oh god, shut up!" I yell at my phone that doesn't seem to stop ringing. It's my one day off who the hell is calling me. I grab my phone seeing the caller id

-𝘒𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘌𝘹𝘱𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳🤬💥-

"ahh shit," I answer the phone "GODDAMN IT Y/N!" I pull the phone away from my ear knowing I'm probably gonna be def tomorrow "I'VE BEEN CALLING YOU FOR THE PAST FUCKING HOUR!" He said heaving breathing on the other side of the phone. ((Oh right for got to mention your his assistant, Gooooddd luckkk babes!!)) "Sorry sir, I was sleeping. I ju-" before I could get anything else out he cut me off "You what?" he said in a unsettling calm voice "I just woke up?" I said confused "My office now!" He said with a stern voice. "Oh uh sir, It's my day off." I said laughing not noticing he had hung up

*That bastard, I'm gonna kill him*

As I was walking into Bakugo's building, I bumped into a tall, buff ass man goddaayuumm. I looked up and I had never seen him before and yet he looked so familiar. God he was Hot as shit, *NO! y/n get your shit together, no time for gocking if I don't get to Bakugo in 5 Minutes I'm as good as dead*

"Sorry." I said grabbing my papers and I was about to get off the floor when I was floating, what the actual fuck? "A cute girl doesn't belong on the floor." he said smiling with the most adorable smile ever! omg my heart I think it might explode. what a lovely death that would me I say taking a step back but regaining my footing *No! Y/n snap out of it! You need to get to Bakugo's office!*

"Ah Thank you for your help uhhm?" I questioned hoping he would answer. but why dose he look so- OH GOD! ITS DEKU. I freeze in shock "Midoriya, you?" I was just standing there like an idiot *Come on Y/n! All you gotta do is say your name.* "De- DEKU!" I scream making everyone look at me *YOU DUMB WHORE!* shit... "I-I mean um, I'm L/n! sorry I just um." I don't know what to say... He laughed "It's okay L/n don't worry abt it, I-" He was about to say something but i saw my coffee all over his I'm guessing very expensive shirt. "OH MY GODS! I'm so sorry, I spilt my Coffee on your shirt! I don't really have money to give you. ummm Here," I said reaching into my pocket. "Thats my card, If you need anything call okay? I'll be there I promise! I gotta go or i might get my head blown off. It was really nice to meet you Deku!" I said running to the stairs.

(Deku's Pov)

Wow she was cute, I wondered If she had a Boyfriend. She gave me her card for what? In all honesty I didn't know what for, its just coffee, yea it might stain but i can just get a different shirt. It's not the end of the world. She made me smile on how clumsy she was, I might just call her.

(Y/n Pov)

I knock on Bakugo's doors hearing him groan knowing that was his was of telling me to come in *SHIT I'm dead* I walk in seeing his back turned to me, "You asked to see me?" I asked walking to his desk. "Where were you?" he said in a calm voice which surprised me. "Oh, today was my off day sir. I thought that meant it was yours too." I said sitting in the chair Infront of his desk. He turned around "You have no off days Y/n" he said eyeing me up and down, I didn't really dress to work today. In all honesty I thought we would just ask me to get him lunch. And yes he calls me by my first name, idk why It doesn't bother me. He's never called me L/n since I started working here.

"You look horrible." he said standing up walking over to me. "Excuse me? You know I could've just not came in. And good luck with firing me, cuz you know damn well no one besides me could handle your explosive attitude Katsuki!" I said standing up and about to walk out but he was already Infront of me. He looked angry "Sit." He said with firy eyes. *Shit y/n what were you thinking, you need this job. You can't just quit like that.

He's defiantly gonna fire you now you DUMB BITCH* I was waiting for him to say not to come back but he didn't say anything. Not gonna lie I was scared, he's never been this quite. "Bakugo, I'm sorry I just woke up on the wrong side of the bed." I said sitting back down in my seat. "Deku, huh?" he said eyeing down on me. "Um what?" I said confused. "Oh you mean earlier? I bumped into him on my way up here and spilt my coffee all over him, So I offered to help him with something in return." I said smiling and grabbing the status report out of all the papers I had on my lap. "Also here," I said handing it to him "I finished it early, Although you're not gonna like it." I said standing up again.

"Didn't I tell you to sit," he said placing the paper on his desk, and making me sit back down by placing both of his hands on either side of the chair. his face was so close I could feel his breath on my nose. his eyes... why is he looking at me like that. My cheeks turn red and my shoulder tense up. "Bakugo w-what are you d-doing?" I said with wide eyes, He didn't say anything he just stared at me. he leaned to my left ear "You won't talk to that damn fucking nerd ever again you hear me?" he said breathing hard *Oh My GoD Katsuki if you don't back up right now I'm gonna... Please back up!!!* "Okay." is all I said why wasn't he backing up? I said okay! then I felt a slight pressure on my shoulder and I heard some mumbling. "Bakugo, I can't hear you you're gonna have to move you head" I said as he shook his head.

He moved his head off my shoulder, "It wasn't important, he said backing off me and back over to his chair. I can't help but to think that he was lying. "You can go home." he said going back to work on his computer. I wanted to say something but, I think it's best if I didn't. I walk out with out but before I close the door I look back to say something but his eyes are already on mine. His eyes widen, "There's no need to be jealous Bakugo, you know yours." I say smiling His cheeks turn the slightest color of pink *cute* I walk out of his office and turn to go to my desk *Welp I'm already here might as well get some work done.*

<<Later that day, everyone has gone home except you and Bakugo, that's usually how it is anyways>>

"I thought I told you to go home." A deep voice said, I knew who it was "And I am," I said grabbing my jacket. "I had a lot of emails to look at and since I was already here I just decided to stay." I said smiling and walking over to him. "You don't drive correct?" he said looking at me "Nope, I sure don't" I laugh walking past him. He grabbed my arm I turned around and he was looking away to him the fact that he was blushing but I could tell *He's too cute! Ugh if only he liked me I'd make this man wish he could kiss me all day HAHAHAH* "It's late, let me give you a ride home Y/n," he said letting go of my wrist

*Why is he acting like this, he's never once asked to take me home. well except that one time I fell down the stairs... yea were not gonna talk abt it.* "Um it's okay! the bus runs late on Friday's. I'll be fine." I said smiling. "I wasn't asking." *UGH Bakugo and his demands... not going to lie its sexy as hell but it also mean I cant say no.*

The ride home was quite, he asked me a few questions abt Deku but that was all. When we got to my apartment, he got out and walked me up to my door. "Goodnight Y/n, I'll see you tomorrow." he said looking down at me with those sexy red eyes. "Goodnight Bakugo." I said about to walk into my house when he grabbed the door nob I turned around *AHHH he's way TOOOO CLOSE MY POOR HEART, IS he trying to kill me?* I turned my head to the left and tried to get ahold of my heart.

"Please don't call me that anymore, just call me Katsuki like you did earlier." he said as he leaned down I turned my head back forward and all of a sudden I felt a warmth on my lips, his lips were on mine?!?!?! His eyes widened and so did mine. He backed up and cover his mouth "I- I didn't mean to-" he was talking but I cut him off "No, N-no, it was my F-fault I shouldn't have-" I cut myself off and covered my mouth. "I- Um, Goodnight Bak- Uh I mean Ka-Katsuki!" I said as I turned around and ran inside my apartment.

*Oh god* I slid down my door and onto the floor. *I JUST KISSED KATSUKI BAKUGO!! I THINK IM GONNA PASS THE FUCK OUT.* my heart was racing and I couldn't catch my breath. What have I done?

algf;iuapfiuabg[uabgd OMG haha you guys kissed what a Silly SILLY Y/N ahahahhaha I'll probably post the second part sometime this weekend. Tell me what you think abt it!!!

I am Jumping with joy!!! this was the post i thought i lost forever lmaoooo it was in my dafts im so mf-ing happy haufgpiafpa

Fresh start - Mike Wheeler x reader - part 1

Masterlist

Request by @multi-parker : MIKE WHEELER X READER PLEASE! I’m living for him right now and I only have like a few like ideas and all of them suck so if you have one great and if not like maybe someone with being Dustin’s Sister or you wanna Join the AV club or ummm maybe you move in next door and just so awkward Wheeler? Idk but hey, if you can figure out something to write with this mess thank you!

I was thinking about making this into a series actually!

Thank you for the request! I wanted to write this one before the others since i want to get my ST writing started. So I kinda combined the two requests into one so I hope this is good enough<3

I try to make it as gender neutral as possible and the few things indicating the gender of the character (such as pronouns) are easily replaceable. I try not to get a very specific description of the reader so that all genders can read this and relate haha

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Ah, the feeling of being the new kid.

Nothing new to you though. You’ve moved so many times that you had lost count by now. It felt like by now you had seen at least half of America and lived in at least a quarter of its states, not ideal but what can you do? At first it was really hard moving away and starting fresh time after time but by now you got used to it because it had gotten to the point of that you didn’t have the time to make real friends.

This time around your parents had promised that ‘this will be the last stop’ and it would be a blatant lie if you said that this was the first time that they told you that. Every damn time they decided that the current stay wasn’t good enough they broke that promise. You still wished for it to come true and remained hopeful each and every time they told you that.

This time the 'last stop’ was Hawkins, Indiana. According to your parents it was a 'cute small town with some rough history but It feels just right for us’ but according to your big sister it was 'just another picturesque shithole’ after she said that your parents went on to lecture her about how it’s not okay to swear and how it’s not okay to not give it even a small chance. Every time you packed up and moved to a new place this was how the car ride went, your parents and your sister arguing and you sitting quietly in your seat not being bothered enough to join the dispute.

At some point during your trip you had fallen asleep with head pressed against the cold window. But now your mom had begun poking at you a little waking you up.

“Honey, we’re here.” she said with a smile and turned around to walk over to your house.

You shifted in an attempt to shrug that almost drunken state of sleep you were in. Running your hands through your hair you sat up straight while hearing (what in your opinion sounded like) every bone in your body cracking. You unblocked your seat belt and unlocked the car door then swung your legs out of the car and onto the porch. With a loud thud you pushed the door closed and walked up to your new front door.

The sun was still rising since your family decided to travel early in the morning when the November darkness was still surrounding you but when you arrived at about 8 am the warm orange and pink glow of a sunrise shone down onto the ground.

You carefully opened the front door and looked around to see a staircase in front of you. It grabbed your interest immediately so you didn’t really notice the door leading down into the basement or the other pathways leading into the kitchen where your parents were or the soon to be living room where your sister was. You walked over to the set of stairs slowly. While slowly walking up the stairs you let your hand travel up the banister and as you did all the dust that had layered there disappeared as your fingers traced small patterns onto the dark wood.

Directly to the left of the first door in front of the set of stairs was another door. You took the last step and walked towards it. It slowly creaked it open after your hand curled around the doorknob to open it.

While walking into the room you saw all the small particles of dust floating through the air as the orange and yellow light flooded through the windows of what you now had decided was your room. Looking through the window you spotted something moving in the house opposite yours. Step by step you tip toed to the small window and looked across the street and into the other house. Suddenly whatever that was moving in there stopped in front of the window, it was a boy.

The two of you made eye contact and you shyly waved at him while a small smile and blush crept upon your face and he mirrored your actions. He was cute, definitely, around your age with dark brown hair.

He swiftly turned around and you spotted an older girl behind him, probably his sister, stomping into the room angrily while yelling something at him.

What a hell of a start to your new move.

[time skip because my writing skills are great (note the sarcasm)]

Today was the first day of school for your part. Your dad had decided that it was not a good idea to let you bike to school on your first day so he gave you a ride in his car. The clash was blasting through the car speakers and you were bolting out the lyrics to should I stay or should I go as your dad just sat there watching his daughter dance and swing her hair around in what looked like a life or death lip sync battle.

The two of you soon pulled up in front of your 4th or 5th school of only this year. You waved at your dad and you heard something about making new friends and having fun. After 2-3 minutes of walking around you found the office that was supposed to have your schedule and got it. Another 3 minutes of navigating later you finally found your class, this school was built like a damn maze.

Swing the door open you see that the teacher was in the middle of a sentence. So you stood there, in the doorway, back pack slung over one shoulder with everyone’s eyes on you. Said teacher motioned for you to come over to his desk and you obeyed, he looked very kind, very laid back.

“So everyone, please welcome our new student, Y/N Y/L/N!” He said excitedly and he was the only one in that classroom trying to keep the energy up. One of the kids in front of you yawned, another one chewed on their gum lazily while looking at you but there was one boy who kept his eyes on you and strictly on you. “You can take a seat next to Mike over there” he said pointing at the empty seat.

You shifted uncomfortably before walking over to where he was pointing and looked over to the boy in the seat next to yours. The two of you made eye contact and you sat down next to him.

“Hey” you whispered while the teacher continued on with his lesson.

“H-Hey” Mike answered shyly, he truly thought you were the most beautiful thing.

The two of you kept exchanging whispers throughout the entire lesson and without you noticing the two boys in front of you looked at each other and looked back at you and Mike. There was hushed laughter and small and tiny giggles, you and Mike got along really well.

All of a sudden the high pitched bell rang and all the students cluttered at the door in an attempt to be the first one to get into the hallway. Mike somehow lost Y/N i the crowd and found his friends instead, all except for Will that is.

“Hey, Mike” Dustin said while they zigzagged between all the students in the hallway.

“Yeah?” Mike looked over to his left and past Lucas.

“Do you know her or something? You two were talking the ENTIRE lesson” the curly haired boy sounded really annoyed and Lucas hummed in agreement.

“Well, kind of…sort of…maybe?” he had a pretty hard time explaining “You know how the Nelsons moved out recently? Well yesterday before I was off to see you two I was sneaking into Nancy’s room 'cause she took my radio and I looked across the street into the house opposite ours and there she was, in the window opposite Nancy’s” as Mike finished his story with a faint hint of pink on his cheeks both Lucas and Dustin looked at each other with smug grins plastered onto their faces.

They could tell that he already liked her.

The next class of the day wasn’t really a class; this week the kids were allowed to spend second period on their club of choice. And of course the trio were going to spend it in the AV room playing around with the new radio that they had gotten.

The three were all set up in the small room that was dedicated to the only kids in the school who actually had an AV as an interest. After just a few minutes of talking and trying figuring out how the radio in front of them worked they were interrupted by a knock on the door. It opened in one swift movement and in the entrance stood Y/N and Mr. Clark.

“So as I asume you know by now this is our new student Y/N” he said while grabbing your shoulders lightly and guiding you into the room as you nervously gazed at Mike “She will be joining the AV media club! And don’t worry she won’t mess up your radio she has done this before. So all of you boys play nicely now” he finished with a smile and walked out the door and closed it lightly.

Y/N shifted uncomfortably onto her other foot as Lucas, Dustin and Mike all looked at her. Dustin was the first to break the silence with a grin on his face.

“Show us what you got new girl”

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Do any of you want a part two??? Let me know<3

Random Stuffs About Me

I was tagged by @perfectus-in-morte

Rules: Tag 9 people to do this too!

Are you named after anyone? I am! There’s an old show called The North & the South (or maybe it’s a movie, idk, never saw it) and the one character is this dark-haired, kinda dickish but also head strong woman named Ashton. My mom loved the name, and hadn’t really seen it as a girl’s name before that, so she went with it. And I’m glad she did :)

When was the last time you cried? Oh god...just yesterday. My one cat is really ill, and if the medication the vet is prescribing me for next week doesn’t make him start eating and gaining weight, I’m going to have to consider putting him down...so I’ve been kinda a wreck the past week. 

Do you like handwriting? Eh, not really? I have to sign my  name on so many client forms every day, that I just get kinda tired of writing, and prefer when I can switch over to my computer, instead. 

What’s your favorite lunch meat? I like lunch meat way more than I wanna admit. My fave is probably smoked or honey turkey. 

Do you have kids? Kinda. I have 2 cats, which I view as my children. 

If you were another person would you be friends with you? I’d sure like to hope so!  Do you use sarcasm? Is the sky blue?

Do you still have your tonsils? I do *knocks on wood*

Do you bungee jump? Oh fuckkkk no, I do not.

What’s your favorite cereal? Growing up, I only wanted the most chocolaty cereal available, like Count Chocula. And that double chocolate Krave cereal....I could sit and eat a whole box of that. Now, I tryyyy to steer towards slightly healthier cereals, like Cinnamon Life or Honey Nut Cheerios, but I honestly don’t eat cereal that much. 

Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Nope, because none of the shoes I regularly wear have laces. Do you think you’re a strong person? Fuck yea, I know I’m a strong person!

What’s your favorite ice cream? Just one?? .....Vanilla is the flavor I buy the most, but I’d say chocolate peanut butter is probably my favorite. 

What’s the first thing you notice about people? Their aura and my gut reaction to them. Maybe it’s my inner therapist coming out, but I’ve learned to pay attention to my body’s little twinges and gut reaction to anyone I meet, and base my interactions with them off of that. 

What’s the least favorite thing you like about yourself? My ass...because it’s nonexistent lol. I literally have the flattest pancake ass everrrrr. I’m like “I’ve got curves everywhere else, why not there??” XD

What color pants and shoes are you wearing right now? I’m actually not wearing any pants ;) It’s hot as fuck today, so I put on a flow-y, navy blue skirt.

What are you listening to right now? My office fan working in overdrive to try and cool down my office (did I mention it’s hot as fuck?)

If you were a crayon what color would you be? So my first thought was silver, since I’m pretty pale, and I also think my personality is a bit..what’s the word...mysterious? Quirky? Idk. But as an INFJ, I feel like it takes a special type of person to “get me”, so I feel a bit like an outsider at times, even though I still think I’m pretty awesome. And I think silver is a bamf color, but it’s always so underrepresented and not immediately thought of. 

HOWEVER, I just texted one of my best friends and asked her what color she thought I would be, and she said “a pale yellow, like a pastel Easter yellow.” After cringing (because yellow is one of my least favorite colors), I asked her why she chose that color. 

Her response was: “Because you’re usually calm and even, and you’re good at helping people remain or become calm.” I changed my mind, I’ll take the Easter yellow :D

What’s your favorite smell? Does “food” count? I love when I walk into my apartment building, and there’s someone cooking in another apartment, and the delicious smell drifts out into the hall. Okay, that sounds a tad weird, right? Well, prepare for more weird, because my other favorite smell is of my cat, Julian. I loooove to bury my face in his fur and just inhale. It instantly calms me down, and I think he smells wonderful. Okay, I’m done with this question....I made myself feel uncomfortable just typing that all out XD

Who’s the last person you talked to on the phone? Well, on my office phone, it was the secretary. I called her about 15 minutes ago and begged her to get someone to turn on the A/C. On my cell phone, the last person I talked to was my vet, about my sick kitty.

Favorite sport to watch? Field hockey. I really wish that were a popular sport in the US, because I find it SO fun to watch. Perhaps I’m biased, since I played it in middle school and high school, but I think it takes way more skill than a lot of other popular sports in this country. 

Hair color? Platinum blonde

Eye color? Blue

Do you wear contacts? Nope

Favorite food to eat? Um...I hope you don’t expect me to pick just one? Sushi, chocolate, tomatoes, burgers, seafood (esp crab legs), peaches, avocado, pancakes...okay lemme stop now

Scary movies or comedy? Scary!

Last movie you watched? Uhhh...Finding Dory? I don’t watch movies very often

Color of shirt your wearing? A light purple tee

Summer or winter? Between those two, definitely winter.

Hugs or kisses? Neither, thanks lol

What book are you currently reading? Ha, I’m like 50 pages or less into various books right now, because I’ve sucked at sitting down and completing them. I started Stephen King’s “The Stand”, Susan Cain’s “Quiet”, and  Kresley Cole’s “Kiss of a Demon King”.

Who do you miss right now? My cats, even though I’ve only been gone from them for about an hour lol

What’s on your mousepad? I don’t own one

What’s the last TV show you watched? I just finished the last episode of Prison Break the other night, and was like WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ENDING?! But there’s a movie still left as the last “episode” on Netflix, and then the new season just started a month ago, so I still have hopes that they’ll redeem themselves. 

What’s the best sound? My cats purring

Rolling Stones or the Beetles? ....I don’t ever listen to either one of them, tbh

What’s the furthest you’ve ever traveled? Pfft, Florida. My travel resume is sadly lacking.

Do you have a special talent? Ummm...idk, maybe? I think being a great therapist is def a special talent. Or my writing. 

Where were you born? In a hospital in my hometown. I’m curious if anyone would have an answer that wasn’t a hospital or at home.

I’m tagging (if you haven’t already done it): @strangersangel9 @lucifers-trash-stash @sunriserose1023 @mamapeterson @ericuhlorain @asshatry @squid-from-mirkwood

i was tagged by an anon so like here u go

LAST:

1. drink: water

2. phone call: ummmmmmmmm who uses phones anymore?

3. text message: a human

4. song listened to: Death of a Bachelor by Panic! At The Disco

5. time i cried: the question is: when am i not crying?

HAVE YOU EVER:

6. dated somebody twice: nope

7. been cheated on: nah

8. kissed someone and regretted it: no

9. lost someone special: mmhm this weekend actually

10. been depressed: constantly

11. gotten drunk and puked: im a minor so...yes

THREE FAVORITE COLORS:

12. ugh black isnt a colour...ummmm...very very very dark blue

13. GAY COLOURS LITERALLY ANYTHING GAY

14. very very very dark grey

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

15. made new friends: shoutout to my tumblr fam! oml did i just say fam. fml

16. fallen out of love: i guess so :)

17. laughed until you cried: yeah cause inside jokes ahhhhhhhh

18. found out someone was gossiping about you: ALL👏 THE👏FUCKING👏TIME LIKE SERIOUSLY GET A LIFE

19. met somebody who changed you: yup :) a couple people actually

20. find out who your true friends are: i think so? but i mean...bpd so...i guess we will never know

21. kissed somebody on your facebook list: facebook is for old people

HOW MANY/MUCH:

22. facebook friends do you have in real life: get over it facebook is so 2007

23. pets: ive had 7 fish...ive given up all hope

24. want to change name: idk maybe on my dysphoric days but not constantly

WHAT:

25. did i get for my last birthday: a phone + data and a trip to Toronto for dance as far as i know

26. time i woke up: ummmmmmm ever heard of insomnia?

27. doing at midnight: probably on tumblr while watching netflix sometimes talking to friends

28. something you cannot wait for: death

29. last time i saw my mom: 45 mins ago

30. something you wish you could change about your life: being alive

31. listening to right now: grey’s anatomy cause OML THAT SHOW IS BOMB, jesus did i just say bomb...kill me

32. something that gets on your nerves: homophobes

33. talked to a person named Tom: idfk probably ive met a lot of people through acting im almost positive that i had a producer named tom when i was like 6

34. most visited website: TUMBLR. but netflix and youtube comes a close second...not really but like i use them a lot

35. elementary school: i went to 2 and was homeschooled for some reasons but like only briefly

36. high school: im in high school? only been to 1 but homeschooling might happen probs not but maybe

37. college: probably will be dead by then...BUT...if i am unfortunately alive, ill be in LA idk what ill be doing but ill be in LA or NYC but probs LA

38. hair color: dark brown looks black in the light kinda red and brown and black UGH WORDS u need to see it to understand what im saying

39. long or short hair: TOO LONG. TOO FUCKING LONG

40. crush: a cool human

41. do you like about yourself: i am filled with self hatred. there is no room for ‘liking myself’ what are u talking about

42. piercings: nope no nah nuh uh not happening not today boo boo not today FEMALE DYSPHORIA IM SORRY

43. blood type: you would think i knew cause ive done too many blood tests to count but nope still clueless as fuck cause IM A MINOR FUCK YOU MOM

44. nickname: M, some people call me Mandy but if u call me Mandy ur dead to me

45. relationship status: taken? wow thats weird to say

46. zodiac: Pisces

47. pronouns: she/her? he/him? they/them? EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN? depends on the day i guess...or whatever im feeling? still kinda confused LEAVE ME ALONE OKAY

48. favorite show: grey’s anatomy currently but pretty little liars comes really close

49. tattoos: WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT

50. right or left handed: ambidextrous get on my level

FIRST:

51. surgery: there has been too many i cant even remember my first

52. piercing: ugh refer to 42 ^^^

53. best friend: a couple of them? no names mentioned u know who u fucking are

54. sport: dance, ugh dance, love dance but like love hate, ummmm im really fucking athletic so like everything?

55. vacation: THAILAND U TAKE ME TO THAILAND U ARE OFFICALLY MY BEST FRIEND ALSO LA TAKE ME TO LA PLEASE I LOVE U FOREVER

56. pair of shoes: adidas cause i get them for freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

RIGHT NOW:

57. eating: newsflash im anorexic

58. drinking: nothing? water i guess?

59. im about to: UMMMMMMMMMMMMM

60. listening to: LA Devotee by Panic! at the Disco

61. waiting for: death? thats not original...ummmmmmm summer i guess? no summer = stress ummmmmm fuck it death im waiting for fucking death. refer to my blog to understand WHY IM SUICIDAL

62. want to see: my hw finished on my table

63. want to get married: idk i guess so? probs will be dead :)

64. career: acting i think but dance is an option i mean im already in the business and working actively so why not continue? idk if i actually wanna pursue it tho

WHICH IS BETTER:

65. hugs/kisses: depends on the person ;)

66. lips/eyes: ^^^ but usually eyes cause eyes are pretty

67. shorter/taller: people are cute no matter what

68. younger/older: does it matter? “age is just a number”

69. romantic/spontaneous: romantic but i wouldnt know im making an educated guess

70. nice arms/nice stomach: nice humans

71. sensitive/loud: sensitive

72. hook up/relationship: relationship

73. troublemaker/hesitant: hesitant i think?

HAVE YOU EVER:

74. kissed a stranger: nope

75. drank hard liquor: fuck yes gets u drunk fast

76. lost glasses/contact lenses: dont wear them...yet....we’ll see (see what i did there) (and there again) I AM AN AWFUL PERSON

77. turned someone down: yes quite often actually idk why it just happens?

78. canoodling on first date: first of all, ive never been on a date. second, im a virgin. third, WHY CANT U JUST SAY SEX? LIKE ITS NOT A BAD THING TO SAY WE ARE ON TUMBLR WHAT ARE U TALKING ABOUT...okay im done now sorry

79. broken someones heart: oops

80. had your own heart broken: mmhm all the fucking time idk why it just happens, i just realized how many times ive said that

81: been arrested: nah

82: cried when someone died: MMHM ALL FUCKING WEEKEND

83: fallen for a friend: who hasn’t like lesbihonest (sorry im just really gay)

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

84. yourself: of course not who do u think ur talking to

85. miracles: i hope so?

86. love at first sight: ummmmm i think so? i really hope so but idk

87. Santa Clause: no but ummm idk but like no but like maybe but like no

88. kiss on first date: yeah

89. angels: i want to believe that i believe in angels but after everything that has happened to me idfk

OTHER:

90. current best friends name: fucking classified bitch leave me alone

91. eye color: hazel

92. favorite movie: anything disney cause im a disney freak ummmm The Imitation Game cause gay ummm OMG PRIDE GREAT MOVIE also love Tomboy cause it made me cry uggggh coming out ahhhhhhh tears ahhhhh

i tag everyone that reads this cause im too lazy

U BETTER DO THIS TAG ITS ACTUALLY A GOOD TAG SO LIKE

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woooooooooooooooooooooooow thats so evil of you

200: My crush’s name is: no one for now199: I was born in: 96 toronto canada198: I am really: weird and hard to understand197: My cellphone company is: telus 196: My eye color is: brown195: My shoe size is: 11.5194: My ring size is: 9193: My height is: 5′9192: I am allergic to: idk I been getting heavy spring allergy191: My 1st car was: 94 lexus es300190: My 1st job was: kfc 189: Last book you read: my college textbook188: My bed is: wat? it’s queen size187: My pet: no pets186: My best friend: my 3 childhood friends from 11 years old185: My favorite shampoo is: head and shoulders 184: Xbox or ps3: wat about ps4? ima playstation guy183: Piggy banks are: easy to break into to182: In my pockets: my phone 181: On my calendar: i dont have one180: Marriage is: one of the happiest moments in a person’s life179: Spongebob can: cook krabby patties 178: My mom: is my life.177: The last three songs I bought were? i never brought songs...176: Last YouTube video watched: highlights of this years nba season175: How many cousins do you have? a shit load 174: Do you have any siblings? 2 younger brothers173: Are your parents divorced? yes172: Are you taller than your mom? yes171: Do you play an instrument? i played violin in secret all through high school170: What did you do yesterday? I went to the government office to fix my name and came home and just watched shows[ I Believe In ]169: Love at first sight: to a degree yes168: Luck: yes167: Fate: yes166: Yourself: a bit165: Aliens: yes164: Heaven: yes163: Hell: yes162: God: yes161: Horoscopes: yes160: Soul mates: yes159: Ghosts: yes158: Gay Marriage: yes157: War: knowing how greedy humans are and we ruin everything we touch its in our nature yes156: Orbs: no 155: Magic: no [ This or That ]154: Hugs or Kisses: kisses153: Drunk or High: high152: Phone or Online: phone151: Red heads or Black haired: red hair150: Blondes or Brunettes: brunettes 149: Hot or cold: hot148: Summer or winter: winter147: Autumn or Spring: autumn 146: Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla 145: Night or Day: night144: Oranges or Apples: apples143: Curly or Straight hair: straight142: McDonalds or Burger King: burger king141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: white chocolate 140: Mac or PC: pc139: Flip flops or high heals: flip flops ima guy i never wore high heels before138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: sweet and poor137: Coke or Pepsi: pepsi 136: Hillary or Obama: obama135: Burried or cremated: cremated134: Singing or Dancing: singing133: Coach or Chanel: coach132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: who the hell are they?131: Small town or Big city: big city im a city boy130: Wal-Mart or Target: wal mart 129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: ben stiller 128: Manicure or Pedicure: shit ummm manicure??127: East Coast or West Coast: east coast 126: Your Birthday or Christmas: christmas 125: Chocolate or Flowers: flowers 124: Disney or Six Flags: disney123: Yankees or Red Sox: fuck the yankees RED SOXS[ Here’s What I Think About ]122: War: will always exist because weapon businesseses and government make money off it121: George Bush: idc tbh 120: Gay Marriage: love is love why is this an issue 119: The presidential election: with trump in power he will fuck everything up not nationally but internationally.118: Abortion: tbh if u get pregnant because you weren’t careful thats on you abortions should be allowed for raped victims.117: MySpace: idk wat that is 116: Reality TV: they never entertained me, i don’t understand why they exist115: Parents: should be the stepping stone to the next generation to succeed higher 114: Back stabbers: they exist everywhere, it could be your lover, your friends, even family113: Ebay: i use kijiji 112: Facebook: is the last place you need to post private posts.111: Work: everyone’s gotta make a living right?110: My Neighbors: I have a old lady next door who lives alone I check on her everyday idk why her kids left her to live alone she can’t even walk.109: Gas Prices: will continue to climb supply and demand 108: Designer Clothes: cool i have a few107: College: stresses me out 106: Sports: love to play sports and watch it 105: My family: my mom and 2 brothers, there’s no one else 104: The future: I will shine, I will succeed, I will prove everyone that Im not just another ghetto kid from the hood.[ Last time I ]103: Hugged someone: 2 days ago my classmates102: Last time you ate: 2 hours ago chicken wings101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: I was in my college gym playing basketball and I saw my high school friend100: Cried in front of someone: 2 months ago my dad’s death anniversary in front of my childhood friends99: Went to a movie theater: a week ago fast and furious 898: Took a vacation: december to minnesota 97: Swam in a pool: last summer 96: Changed a diaper: 2 months ago my baby cousin 95: Got my nails done: never 94: Went to a wedding: back when I was like wat 693: Broke a bone: never 92: Got a peircing: when I was one month old my mom got my ear pierced 91: Broke the law: i spend most of my senior year 2 years ago in jail90: Texted: 3 hours ago [ MISC ]89: Who makes you laugh the most: my youngest brother88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: my bed87: The last movie I saw: fast and furious86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: graduating 85: The thing im not looking forward to: 84: People call me: ry83: The most difficult thing to do is: trust82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: 3 to be exact 81: My zodiac sign is: aries80: The first person i talked to today was: my mother 79: First time you had a crush: like 3rd grade no names tho78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: my father back when we was alive77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: my youngest brother.76: Right now I am talking to: a bunch of people75: What are you going to do when you grow up: a social worker, helping kids who went through wat I went through74: I have/will get a job: currently just studying I have money saved up from my last job73: Tomorrow: IS FRIDAY72: Today: tiring i worked out 71: Next Summer: my dumbass signed up for summer classes 70: Next Weekend: im going out with my childhood friends69: I have these pets: none68: The worst sound in the world: the sound of someone’s gasp for last breathe 67: The person that makes me cry the most is: no one 66: People that make you happy: my mother and two brothers65: Last time I cried: two months ago my father’s death anniversary 64: My friends are: the people who grew up with me from a youngin 63: My computer is: a dell laptop 62: My School: 61: My Car: is good enough to smoke u at a stop light60: I lose all respect for people who: cheat and take advantage of others59: The movie I cried at was: none58: Your hair color is: naturally black but currently red57: TV shows you watch: i dont watch tv shows, I’ve been watching kdrama56: Favorite web site: This fucking website 55: Your dream vacation: Never been to Europe 54: The worst pain I was ever in was: those night cramps on the calves 53: How do you like your steak cooked: medium rare52: My room is: where I spent mos of my time 51: My favorite celebrity is: Nelson Mandela but he’s gone...50: Where would you like to be: peace of mind49: Do you want children: yes48: Ever been in love: yes 47: Who’s your best friend: i have 3 no names 46: More guy friends or girl friends: mix of both45: One thing that makes you feel great is: help others 44: One person that you wish you could see right now: my father43: Do you have a 5 year plan: yes hopefully go for my masters while working in my field part time42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: bucketlist yes 41: Have you pre-named your children: i have anmes to consider40: Last person I got mad at: my ex 39: I would like to move to: california 38: I wish I was a professional: basketball player [ My Favorites ]37: Candy: skittles 36: Vehicle: dream car Maserati gt 35: President:i dont have one 34: State visited: california, arizona, Minnesota, illinois, north carolina, virginia, texas, colorado, new york33: Cellphone provider: telus32: Athlete: Derrick Rose31: Actor: i dont have one30: Actress: none29: Singer: bruno mars28: Band: linkin park 27: Clothing store: Footlockers26: Grocery store: none25: TV show: south park24: Movie: the godfather23: Website: this fucking website 22: Animal: panda 21: Theme park: Canada’s wonderland20: Holiday: none19: Sport to watch: basketball and hockey18: Sport to play: basketball and volleyball 17: Magazine: none16: Book: Brave new World 15: Day of the week: saturday 14: Beach: none13: Concert attended: J.Cole 12: Thing to cook: jerk chicken 11: Food: sushi 10: Restaurant: buffets 9: Radio station: flow 93.5 8: Yankee candle scent: none 7: Perfume: none 6: Flower: Rose5: Color: Red 4: Talk show host: None 3: Comedian: Russell Peters 2: Dog breed: PUG1: Did you answer all these truthfully? YES

FUCKING FINALLY