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automatonwithautonomy · 28 days

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it doesnt matter if theyre in love because they love each other. do you understand. do you get it.

#um #look i obviously dont begrudge any shipping but they love each other!!#theyre fucking devoted to each other always forever and ever #and every thing else is just sort of background noise. yknow??#well this was originally about #dead boy detectives #but #malevolent #jarthur #dbd #qpr #i feel like this could come off harsh and its not!!#but not everythings about romance yknow #um. and if i said #trobed #also. like obviously the romantic part is important to edwin at least. but its not the be all and end all and i fucking love that!!!!

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butchdykekondraki · 5 months

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14k moonwalker

#look at my wife ok.#og tags ->#[ren]#um. i mean what who said that you guys.....#preemptive ''this post is about wanting to have gay sex with a computer''

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whydooldpeopletalk · 3 months

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Speaking as someone who's been outed many, many times, by both "allies" and homo/transphobes, some of yall are way too comfortable sharing other peoples' queer identities.

"But what if I'm trying to be funny?" Doesn't matter.

"But what if I'm an ally?" Doesn't matter

"But what if the person I'm talking to is an ally?" Doesn't matter.

"But what if I'm queer?" Doesn't matter

"But what if the person I'm talking to is queer?" Doesn't matter.

"But what if the person I'm talking about is a stranger?" Doesn't matter.

"But what if it's really obvious?" First of all, ew. Second of all, Doesn't matter.

"But what if they didn't come out to me, I just figured it out on my own?" Doesn't matter.

"But what if they're getting misgendered?" It's just as easy to say 'actually she's a girl' as it is to say 'actually she's transgender and uses she/her'. If that person is pretransition, it's also easy to just bite your tongue and not say anything.

Unless that person has explicitly given you permission to share that information, you DON'T. No matter how certain you are that everyone is accepting, no matter how noble your intentions, it's not your information to share. Getting clocked sucks, getting outed sucks, and they're both an invasion of privacy no matter who's doing it.

#I told this girl I haven't seen hazbin the other day and she said 'you're gay and autistic how have you NOT seen it?!' and um.#This was in front of other people btw #im not actually gay or autistic either #Anyway. there are some things people say on tumblr that they shouldn't in real life.#lgbtq #gay #lesbian #trans #transgender #queer #bi

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rythyme · 7 months

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is anyone gonna tell f1 tumblr that the first ever live action omegaverse show is a sports drama about gay racecar drivers. because that feels like something they'd want to know.

#did they intentionally schedule the premiere the same day as the las vegas gran prix #bc if so that's SO funny #''happy race day! here's episode 1! i know we said it wasn't omegaverse but um. we lied ❤️''#f1 #las vegas gp #las vegas gp 2023 #formula 1 #pit babe the series #lgbt drama #thai drama #pit babe #sorry i just cannot handle this in silence. if I'm gonna lose my mind over this then I'm taking you all down with me #omegaverse #theo.txt #100 #500 #1k #pbts #2k

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heartorbit · 1 month

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bugs when you lift up a rock

#GYAAAAAH oh god the tags. help me #project sekai #pjsk #prsk #emu otori #proseka #tsukasa tenma #nene kusanagi #rui kamishiro #mmj #leoneed #wxs #more more jump #wonderlands x showtime #HAPPY BRITHDYA SAKI I FAKWKNG LOVE YOUUU #ichika hoshino #saki tenma #honami mochizuki #shiho hinomori #minori hanasato #haruka kiritani #airi momoi #shizuku hinomori #Time for my secret tags. IF YOU'LL BE AT ANIME NORTH THIS SATURDAY AND SUNDAY I WILL BE HANDING SOME OF THESE OUT ..#and i will FINISH VBS AND NIIGO GOD WILLING 🤞#um itll just be paper i dont know i dont have sticker paper. im making some into magnets for friends w what i have left of magnet paper #THERES A 30 TAG LIMIT? ok well im makign cosplayer for the next 2 weeks and im so scared ALSO MIKUEXPO TORONTO GYAAAAAH!!!!!#if youll be at mikuexpo toronto i hope to being some with me to give no promises tho. i'll be .. cosplaying tsukasa .... on public transit.#AGAIN. to get there. anyways i need to lock in goodnight love you sorry to asks i havent answered im sleepy #yhis ones dedicated to the person who said my art tastes like hard candy. little candy bobbleheads for you

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i-wanna-hug · 3 months

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CHOOSE YOUR CHAMPION

#((sry garrett i'm team marian i can't resist her charming voice & her piercing blue eyes & her perfectly toned arms that look like they c-)#((oh um s-sorry what was i talking about? i think i got distracted...))#((also would you guys be mad if i said i'm kind of a wasian hawke truther? no evidence to support it just my own delusions <3 LOL))#garrett hawke #marian hawke #dragon age 2 #dragon age #da2 #my art #((i always forget garrett has a real name cuz whenever i play m!hawke i always name him mike so he'll be m-mi.. mike ha- nvm you get it))

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fairycosmos · 8 days

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i wish i had known you when i was a kid should be the new i love you

#if someone in my life said that to me i would fall to my knees on the spot #um.....emotionally

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mikayesha · 3 months

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Let me spoil u bbg *slaps canon dialogue*

#i want him to do unspeakable things to me #oh wait what who said that #sorry #my demons uh #my demons like demons too so like #yeah #um #DID RACHEL POST THE DOODLES HEREON TUMBLR BC I RHINK THIS WILL BRING CONFUSION IF SHE DIDNT #dead plate #dead plate fanart #fanart #dead plate rody #rody lamoree #demon + priest au #art

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grandadtwelve · 1 year

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watching someone else watch the dw movie for the first time is sooooo…. here’s my favorite thing…. please keep your expectations so incredibly low….

#britany said ‘I’m not like a huge fan of unnecessary things in movies or tv shows’ and I…. hmm… well…. um…..#doctor who: the movie #eighth doctor #mios #doctor who

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dorliart · 1 year

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Ethereal angel owlbear

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akemima · 8 months

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don’t you just love when your handsome vampire boyfriend start flirting with u…. and u get a lil flustered and end up accidetally electroshoking him with a 9000 bolts strong lighting <3 <3 <3

#english is hard. i hope i said this right BDSJFNJSV #i took a while to translate this in the best way possible #my brain is just. not in the mood for english today i guess smfh #but um yea <3 gay people #welcome home #welcome home fanart #eddie dear #frank frankly #eddie x frank #dear frankly #art tag :p #welcome home eddie #welcome home frank frankly

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ghouljams · 11 months

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I'm wheezing thinking of Konig hunting leibling around the house. Like a cat sitting in the shadows doing the little wiggle before pouncing and shes just used to it so much that she keeps on with whatever she's doing ahhh. Could we maybe get some fluff after him being so scary? Maybe him trying to do some nesting and Liebling's like it's not gonna happen stawhp.

You're hardly seen König all day. You know he's in the house only because you didn't hear the door open. You frown at the kettle on the stove, ears straining to try and hear him. You shiver a little, scratching the back of your neck. You can feel him watching you, or you can feel something watching you and you assume it's König. You dread to think what else it could be. You shake your head and go to grab your tea from the pantry.

You stumble over something, catching yourself before you fall on your face. You look back to see König's long fluffy tail drag itself back into the shadows between the wall and the fridge. You do your best not to think about how he squeezed himself back there, and tamp down the desire to go and check out whether it's actually him back there. It'll just unnerve you to see his eyes glowing from the shadows.

You finish preparing your tea and go to sit on the couch. You narrow your eyes at the suspicious lack of throw blankets. Usually you have them tucked in every corner so they're easily accessible. Now they're not even folded in their little basket. You check the basket, keeping your mug held close to your chest. Empty. You let out an annoyed hum.

Stubbornness wins over curiosity and you sit on the couch, tucking your feet under you. You grab the remote to turn the TV on and catch a glimpse of König looming behind you in the screen's reflection. You turn quickly, your heart pounding at the sudden glimpse of his claws and spines, but he's not there. You look back at the TV, the reflection of the room empty save for you. You turn it on and squeeze yourself into a ball against the corner of the couch. You hate when he does this.

The volume is low, your ears straining to listen, your eyes watching the screen's reflection, your hair on end waiting for the next glimpse of your hunter. You don't even try to relax, hands gripping the warmth of your mug like a lifeline. At the first commercial break you set your mug on the coffee table, not willing to scald yourself if König jumps you. There's a quiet clicking behind you, you turn quickly to watch König's tail disappear into the bedroom. Occupied for now.

You lose yourself in a shitty cop show for a while, knowing König will grab you when he wants to. The detectives are just wrapping up their interrogation when you hear a soft purring by the arm of the couch. When you turn to look König is watching you, just peaking over the edge of the couch, his eyes wide and pupils blown to the edges of his irises. His tail whips and swishes behind him, his spines laid flat, you don't trust the nonthreatening display for a second.

"Wollen wir heute früh ins Bett gehen?" His voice is so rough in this form, more growling than human speech. You blink at him and turn off the TV, already anticipating the way his hands grab you and lift as he stands. You bite down the smile that threatens to spill, something giddy welling up in your chest whenever he lifts you.

König drops you on your bed, and you are engulfed by blankets, nearly smothered by pillows. You look around the --you think the implications of this word are dangerous-- nest he's built as König climbs on the bed after you. You hold your arms out to him, still inspecting his masterful work and he eagerly presses himself into your arms. His face nuzzling against your chest with a satisfied purr as he curls up in the nest.

"The throws have to go back to the couch," You tell König, carding your fingers through his hair. He purrs louder, his arms wrapping tighter around you. You wonder what's gotten into him.

#realized you said fluff like halfway through #and had to switch real fast off the predator/prey shit I was writing #König does this all the time and Liebling is like “please I have anxiety this doesn't help”#um...*sweating* I know what's gotten into him #also lmao I feel like liebling read a/b/o fic in high school and is trying not to laugh at König's nesting behavior #könig x reader #könig mw2 #könig call of duty #König x you #König fluff #x reader #oc: liebling

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r0b1ee · 9 months

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Frank would 100% have sold Dee and Dennis to One Direction

#Sorry I was um. I was rewatching The Gang Gets Whacked the other day and said Dennis was so Wattpad mafia romance y/n coded and it just #clicked in my brain that Frank would do this. We know he has no issues witb pimping them out/attempting to #frank reynolds #iasip

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heartorbit · 8 months

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WHEEEEEE

#project sekai #pjsk #prsk #emu otori #i drew this insteabd of payong attention to class. Sorry.#And am posting it while i wait for the bus. I ha e sleey disease #SLEEPY.#emu otori from um . fortntie #Rhebusihesjehr THE BUS IS HERE BYYE #edit ok im back waiting for my transfer BROTHER. THE ANNIVIERYUAEYH it got me so fucked up prsk you crazy son of a gun #I THINK THE NEW OUTFITS ARE RLLY CUTE MIKU SOOOO KITTY #im almost done with all of my commsni dont think i will open them again this semester. or next. summer. Im sho tired #my assignments r fun but theyre like big. Theyrbe large #my prof said he was gonna make us make fur/sonas for an assignment hut didnt want to get fired. dont be a coward #proseka autism is killinng me i cant lie WHY IS DARKNESS FESTA TIERING SO FUCKING CRAZY #IVE NEVER EVER SEEN THE 10K CUTOFF REACH A MILLION POINTS ON EN. USUALLY WE SLACK SO HARD. COME ON #im so sleepy and have things to do please sotp it AND CURTAINCALL IM GONNA BE SICK I CANT TRHJNK ABOUT IT

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clanborn · 2 months

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being into warrior cats was advantageous as a gay child bc i could draw stuff like mothpool and not raise any suspicions with my parents bc they’re cats with no obviously discernible gender

#meowing.wav #i remember i drew squirrelflight with the trans flag once and my younger sibling asked what it was #and i just said ‘um. idk just some cool colors’

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winesharksea · 2 months

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every so often jace sends kit very upscale hair care products because the herondales have a reputation to protect damn it

#personally i think the first time jace visits cirenworth he asked kit what hair stuff he uses & kit said um the bottle is green? its 2 in 1?#and jace's soul left his body temporarily before he gave an impassioned speech about protecting the herondale image via one's hair #kit goes to school like hey does anyone want this 70$ leave in conditioner my weird cousin sent to me #jace herondale #kit herondale #the wicked powers #twp

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