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#yautja#yautja x reader#assassin predator#upgrade predator#ultimate predator#the predator#predator x reader#hehe
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Do y'all ever think about how big yautjas can get? Like no fr
Think with me
The majority of us here are like 5'3 - 5'7
Like wow, hot right?
But then there's also HIM
UGH oh my God he's fucking 11' tall
I love him a lot
#its thirsting hours#yautja#predator#alien#yautja/human#the predator#headcanon#human/yautja#alien relationship#predators#yautja boyfriend#assassin predator#upgrade predator#ultimate predator#ap predator
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#my art#ditigal art#digital aritst#predator fanart#predator#upgrade predator#the predator#yautja#doodle#fugitive predator#ultimate predator#the predator 2018
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i present to you, horny
-sexy jazz music-
#yeekonik#predator movie#ultimate predator#mmm yautja s/o#so in love#I’m actually 5’1 and a half#what can I say? it’s the Mexican genetics#but strangely all my indigenous family are tall so why am I not?
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This took me forever to finish between all the details and experimental shit, but I quite like the outcome!
Leila being 6'1'' and still looks so small here asdfghjk
#Leila of the....#yautja#alien#exophilia#ultimate predator#fanart#predator oc#oc x canon#Leila#Stitch#fanfic art#Leila Book Five#lemon#Wolf does fanart
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Our new logo! So excited to share with you all. What do you think? Would love to get your opinion. Learn more at https://ultimateprey.go.studio/
#hide#outdoor games#owl#owls#run#seeker#play games#player#make money now#massachusetts#boston#ultimate#ultimate predator#activity#fun run#running#runner#hide and seek#walking
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pest control TWO!!!!!
heres the first one
adn heres the obligatory bonus bc i can't help myself :')
#i already threatened that little basard twice in these i may as well make good on it#pizza tower#peppino spaghetti#fake peppino#the noise#fp ''oh god wait that is not a real rat and also tastes awful'' moments. he doesnt actually have any interest in eating that thang ok#even if seeing a small scampering little guy like that WILL activate his prey drive without fail#peppino loves it he thinks it's the funniest shit in the world for fp to go after noise. so he is always encouraging this.#but anyway yeah. fp is *really* not the one noise should be worried about.#arting#pizzaposting#i still have lots of tag room thjis time so im gonna do some tangential nonsense rambling. e#fp gotta be like crazy good at hunting i think. not just for strength and predator instincts but also bc like#he doesn't have much in the way of a scent or body heat or anything that would give him away as an alive thing#not to mention he's uh... not particularly organically-shaped a lot of the time#so esp. to smaller prey that don't like... memorize a landscape; if he holds very still he's like completely undetectable#total ambush king. though i'm sure hes also very good at#persistence and pursuit hunting since he has peppino's speed and no way of getting muscle fatigue. ultimate beast#fortunately he doesnt care that much and doesnt really need to eat so hes not devastating the local ecosystem or anything#except for the rats.
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Another round of asoiaf "prettycourse", another round of people ignoring Arya's self-esteem issues and how it relates to her arc because their enjoyment of the series hinges on an 11-year-old being considered ugly.
#arya stark#asoiaf#fandom nonsense#/looks don't matter/ but they're the ones firing up this discourse every few weeks cause they can't handle what's written in the books#grown ass people logging on every day to talk about how Arya HAS to be ugly or her story is ruined/makes her less interesting#at what point do you get tired of being so invested in how a character (one you obviously don't like at that) is perceived?#we aren't the ones shipping her with every grown mad in the series and using a predator's words to fawn over her beauty#never any discourse around a 13 year old being the most shipped character in the series nope! the real issue is that we don't#consider Arya's bullies to be the ultimate authority on her looks!#where are the essays on how Arya shouldn't have been made to feel lesser based on her looks? how she should be able to have worth outside#of her misogynistic society's standards? why is it literally ALWAYS just /Arya is ugly...that's enough analysis for today/????#if her looks don't matter then you can simply stop creating discourse around the subject and let people have whatever opinions they want
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Life on our Planet is full of (extremely) outdated information and fundamentally does not understand evolution, but they do explicitly call birds dinosaurs so there’s that
#hadrosaurs are NOT DEFENSELESS damnit#evolution is not an arms race!#mammals are not superior to anything else!#TYRANNOSAURUS IS NOT THE ULTIMATE PREDATOR#life on our planet#i am excited to see gorgonopsids again tho
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i know a lot of ppl would like to see the preds win more in comics and movies, not the humans, but i honestly find it really funny that the preds lose. Especially when i remember that their species has been around for millions of years and humans are barely 300,000 years old as a species (homo sapiens). THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND YEARS OLD. the preds are fighting babies and LOSING i love it
they even got horror stories abt us. can u imagine having horror stories abt babies and being genuinely scared? i cant, i'd punt chucky into the mesosphere, even if hes the size of my calf
on that note i'd also like to point out that the only reason humans actually win against preds is bcz the last human always has the longest time to observe the hunter (and sure, the pred gets cocky and starts not thinking abt the fight, but the human also get super determined to kill him so). like,, the only reason humans r suddenly winning more and killing more predators is bcz ONE of them (humans) managed to survive and learn their patterns and just started talking abt it to everyone who would listen
i just think its nice to show that humans' pattern-finding brain works so well it kills the apex predators of space
not that we ever get to *see* humans use their supposed ingenuity and cleverness and pattern-findings, they just randomly know what to do, and tbh it's pretty accurate to real life, but this isnt real life so i'd like to see humans be the horrors the preds are being told stories abt.
i also want to know if there are novels detailing the stories abt humans? if anyone knows, pls tell me 🙏
#avp#yautja#predator#alien vs predator#and im p sure Dachande refers to humans as the ultimate soft prey in a novel#which is even funnier#quit showing me humans being stupid and lucky and start showing me them being SMART and CLEVER#haso#yeah im a human defender what abt it#i just dont like how humans tend to be one dimensional in most pred fics or comics#only to suddenly switch last minute and win#i'd like character development please theres so much POTENTIAL#for both the pred and the humans#sorry if the format is weird im on phone
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#yautja#yautja x reader#assassin predator#upgrade predator#ultimate predator#the predator#part 1 teehee#predator x reader
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Ultimate Predator Shaman
(Finally have this badass. Best pred fig by far)
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There's not really going to be a point for most of this but...having mild thoughts about Hob Gadlings metal bat under the bar of the New Inn.
He doesn't need a traditional "weapon", no fight will ever spell death for Hob. He doesn't need something that kills - it will never be 'me or them' bc Hob will always win out in that, always get back up. So he doesn't need something that kills. Just something to stop someone in their tracks. Hob metaphorically brings a gun to every knife fight bc not only does he have decades of soldiering and banditry behind him, but he's also just straight up immortal. No fight with other humans is going to be fair, he knows this, and it's a lot less acceptable to kill people these days anyway.
So a bat. Under the bar. Mainly because pulling it out is enough to scare most people these days, but also because Hob doesn't need to worry about getting shot before he can break some bones and knock out some teeth. Bullets won't stop him, he doesn't need to fight for his life. And if there's other people in the bar, well. The attackers are usually more inclined to focus on the guy rounding in on them with a weapon than the couple cowering behind their seats.
So there's a bat- one that's sat there for decades, with a grip that's not the original but is worn through like it might be, and a few loving dents here and there from the dense heads of bigots and people who robbed the wrong pub. The staff knows its there. It's free use. It's been pulled from its spot by bartenders and servers alike over the years, wielded as the threat it is, but Hobs been the only one to ever actually swing it. Better his conscience than theirs, he supposes.
Robert Gadlings metal bat under the New Inn bar...
#Having many thoughts#I told you there wasn't really a reason to this#Just a hc I guess??#Cause being immortal I feel like kinda removes that#Kill or be killed mindset#Bc that's just#Not in the cards for Hob#Every fight is unfair#And like he can still LOSE#Can get his ass handed to him#But I feel like that would really only be if he CHOSE to stop fighting#Or he gets killed and therefore is out of it until his brain boots back up#Even if he kept getting absolutely pummelled in a fight with a mortal it would never truly end until Hob says it does#Bc can get back up#It may take him hours or weeks but#This is dissolving into something else entirely now#Maybe a little bit of Dark Hob bc he can be the ultimate predator#The inevitability of his destruction#You can put Hob down with a chamber of bullets but that's only gonna be temporary#The inherent horror of the unstoppable#You can delay but he will win because he simply won't give up#Anyway#Back to the original post#Hob uses the bat to hit stupid people end of tweet#the sandman#dreamling#hob gadling
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Review #1
Spoilers for an Aliens vs. Predators: Ultimate Prey story
Word Count: 500 words
So, this story is about a girl named April. She decides to go on an Area 51 raid with a man she's never met before, a guy named Brockton. She met him online and he convinced her to come along with him.
They are there to, as you've probably guessed, look for proof that aliens are real.
They got into Area 51 pretty easily. Almost too easily, in my opinion, because as we know in real life, it's pretty much impossible to get into there. Anyways, they get in there, and they're getting kind of freaked out because it seems like the place has been deserted.
Even with the signs that something is wrong, they press onwards, because of course they do. They get inside of the building Brockton’s source said would lead them to evidence. As they are riding the elevator down, they soon encounter a scientist named Renfro.
The guy's going pretty crazy, saying everyone needs to evacuate, that no one's supposed to be there. Then he is killed right in front of April and her acquaintance by a xenomorph. It turns out that the thing escaped containment, which is why Area 51 had been locked down in the first place.
April and Brockton are understandably terrified and try to escape the creature. They're assisted by another scientist, a woman named Kupihea. She pulls them into a safe room, and explains the situation. They're trying to find a way to escape, but there aren't a lot of options, seeing as how, while the xenomorph is trapped beneath the facility, that means that they are trapped with it.
Kupihea decides first and foremost that the xenomorph has to be dealt with, in order to save the lives of the 300+ other people who raided Area 51, all of whom didn't make it downstairs (thankfully). In order to do that, she reveals the existence of another alien.
Along with the xenomorph, the scientists have captured a Yautja, who they named “Dean.” The trio manage to make it to the room he's held in, all while being chased by the xenomorph, which stops once “Dean” is released. The two fight, while the three humans just …stand there and watch?
“Dean” ends up killing the xenomorph, but suffers fatal injuries and dies as well. With the problem resolved, April and Brockton are placed in quarantine while matters are sorted out. It's revealed that Brockton never thought aliens were real in the first place, which meant that him luring April to Area 51 was for nothing. Unfortunately, the damage was done at that point. They end up never seeing each other again, and nothing is ever said about what happened to the 300 other people at the raid.
April spends some time in prison after signing a “generous” deal with the government, and is threatened by them to keep silent about what she's seen (obviously). The story ends with April reflecting on what's happened, talking about how she'd have intermittent nightmares and how she could never stop thinking about how humans aren't alone after all.
This was my first avp story I read, and overall I'd say that I liked it. It's short and to the point, and one could argue a little bland, as the characters are kind of forgettable, but I enjoyed it for what it was. The action is intense, and you can almost feel the emotions that April is experiencing throughout the story. 7/10 overall.
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From when I was trying to figure out how to draw him
#fun fact: the roborelio design predates the illusorelio design by like. 90 minutes. this guy came first#and he used to look way worse. but I think I figured it out ultimately. cartooned him up a lot. probably for the best.#warforged#robot#my art#aurelio#the strix six
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