I was walking through a forest mid-autumn and the leaves were changing colors. I happened upon a gentle human-sized grasshopper who wore a suit, a monocle, a top hat and carried a cane. He sang to me, “Now a million bugs begin to take flight,” to the chorus melody of Retrovertigo by Mr. Bungle. Normal sized grasshoppers started to fly out of the leaves on the ground. I woke up.