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#i already threatened that little basard twice in these i may as well make good on it
beatcroc
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9 months
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pest control TWO!!!!! heres the first one
adn heres the obligatory bonus bc i can't help myself :')
#i already threatened that little basard twice in these i may as well make good on it
#pizza tower
#peppino spaghetti
#fake peppino
#the noise
#fp ''oh god wait that is not a real rat and also tastes awful'' moments. he doesnt actually have any interest in eating that thang ok
#even if seeing a small scampering little guy like that WILL activate his prey drive without fail
#peppino loves it he thinks it's the funniest shit in the world for fp to go after noise. so he is always encouraging this.
#but anyway yeah. fp is *really* not the one noise should be worried about.
#arting
#pizzaposting
#i still have lots of tag room thjis time so im gonna do some tangential nonsense rambling. e
#fp gotta be like crazy good at hunting i think. not just for strength and predator instincts but also bc like
#he doesn't have much in the way of a scent or body heat or anything that would give him away as an alive thing
#not to mention he's uh... not particularly organically-shaped a lot of the time
#so esp. to smaller prey that don't like... memorize a landscape; if he holds very still he's like completely undetectable
#total ambush king. though i'm sure hes also very good at
#persistence and pursuit hunting since he has peppino's speed and no way of getting muscle fatigue. ultimate beast
#fortunately he doesnt care that much and doesnt really need to eat so hes not devastating the local ecosystem or anything
#except for the rats.
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