you guys, my brain is running rampant with ideas and aus - so let me spam the dash a little bit:
I had a yummy but angsty little idea for an office romance with sukuna. where you're the newbie at his firm - very shy and quiet, a bit of a wallflower, and not the type he goes for. but still, the men are buzzing, and as time passes they realize that you are quite a challenge to snatch.
one night while at drinks they all make jokes about it - about how how you are such a prude, to flustered to even hold eye contact, but sukuna just scoffs and makes a snarky remark that they are the ones who just don't know what they are doing.
so, they tell him to put his money where his mouth is and bet that even sukuna probably can't make you fold.
I just can't stop thinking about the romance unfolding. of sukuna going in with such a cocky mindset that you'll fall head over heels for him, and of how his own heart slowly unravels in the process~
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I'd like something with Alois, but I'm not sure what?! So I'm letting you choose (just make it fluffy, pls)!
aaaaaaa the world definitely needs more Alois fluff~
The night is usually quiet within the walls of the Trancy Estate. You and ALOIS sleep soundly in the master bedroom, and the servants take care not to disturb either of you unless it’s important.
It’s never a surprise that your lover is affectionate with you. He loves being able to touch, hug, kiss, just lie there and let his hands wander wherever they feel like wandering. Tonight, though, he goes a step further; as soon as you lie down next to him, his arms are around you. He nestles his face against your neck and breathes in your scent like it’s the last memory he’ll ever have.
“Well, hello, beautiful,” you hum in amusement. You run a gentle hand through his hair, stopping with your fingers curled at the base of his neck. “Are you thinking hard about something?”
He nods with his face still against you, though it feels like he’s relaxed a bit. No longer as desperate as he was when he first grabbed at you. “Yes. I’m thinking about how much I love you. And how happy I am that I found you before someone else did.”
You chuckle, and your other hand comes down to rest on his back. His muscles relax under your touch, his whole self cuddling in at the reminder that he’s safe with you. “I think even if someone else found me first, you’d have found a way to steal me. You’re good like that. And I love you, too.”
“Mmmh. You smell so good.” His breathing is even, delicate. The rest of the world is so quiet, anything too loud or harsh could break this moment into a million pieces. His fingers, balled into half-fists, stroke up and down your spine. “(Name)… this isn’t going to end, is it? It’s not some kind of dream?”
Your head tilts despite knowing he can’t see it. “What’s not? Our life?”
“Mhm. You see, sometimes… sometimes I’m afraid that’s all it is. A dream that my mind’s made up to make myself feel less lonely.”
“Hm. Well, I think I would know if I were a dream, darling. I feel very real.”
He chuckles and it’s a warm puff of air that makes you shiver a little. “Good.”
Another few minutes pass. It’s dark outside, you know, even with the curtains drawn. Alois is usually fast asleep by now, snoring thirty seconds after he drops down into your arms. You have to wonder what’s keeping him awake tonight.
Finally, he murmurs against your skin, “… Do you promise you’ll love me forever? No matter what?”
“Forever? That’s a long time,” you tease, scratching lightly at his scalp. “Do you mean until we die, or even after that?”
He lets out a small noise of thought before deciding. “No, after that. Do you promise that even when we’re dead, you’re still going to love me? When we’re just souls without bodies… will you find me and stay with me? Will you choose me even then?”
The way he speaks, you think he wants to believe the answer you’ll give will be a yes… but that he’s tensing himself up, braced for a no. You know there is something inside him, something that aches heavy in his chest, that thinks you’ll eventually get tired of him. That thinks at some point, you’ll stop seeing him as worthy of your love.
You comb his hair back, and kiss the top of his head. “I suppose so. If we’re just souls after that, it might take me a while to find you, but I’ll do it.”
“You will?” His grip suddenly tightens. “But… but what about… it’s ‘till death do us part’, isn’t it?”
You tug the covers up over the two of you. “It’s precious that you think death is going to stop me from loving you, Alois. You should really be more concerned with what happens if I die first. Because if I do, I’ll haunt you every day until you join me.”
He lets out something that sounds like a cross between a laugh and a sob, then presses himself against you even more. “… Fine, then. If I die first, I’ll haunt you, too.”
“Oh, dear, it seems I’ll never be rid of you,” you chuckle. You offer another kiss, this time to his forehead as he peeks up just a little at you.
Ah, that smile he gives is wicked. “Just as planned.”
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You don't have to post this but I feel like everyone is mad at the wrong shit with the whole fnf thing.
Like he made jokes about people experiencing genocide overseas but everyone is mad about what he's jacking off to.
It's. Fascinating. That they're more upset about fictional characters and not real people
I was about to go to bed and then I saw this and was like. Yeah.
Stuff under readmore just in case people don't want to read it
I have been thinking about this the entire day. It's not entirely unexpected, especially from twitter (see: Pikamee getting harassed for wanting to play Hogwarts Legacy and the creator of The Coffin of Andy and Leyley getting doxxed), but the fact Ninjamuffin was making jokes about an actual genocide, happening RIGHT NOW, and people decided that wasn't the thing they should cancel him over??
His Newgrounds and twitter likes have been visible this entire time, by the way. The only reason people give a shit now is because they want to cancel him, and "joked about genocide" apparently wasn't good enough
Honestly it feels more gross that people are so focused on his NSFW likes. I watched a video doing a quick recap of what happened, and the guy basically glossed over the jokes about Palenstine to wank over the legality of fictional characters, which in itself felt infinitely more skeevy.
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