My partner and I can't get legally married or else he'll lose his SSI. . . The USA is a hellscape and I kind of just need to shout that into the void for a minute.
Incorrect leave the octorian society after earing Calamari for the first time from Callie, marie and octavio. Stranded, he tries to leave by the ocean but was unable to fight the trecherous wave.
Lucky him, a Goldie was swimming here. Her name his Quotes, Quotes is a priest of the great cycle who has to prove herself by converting someone who is NOT a Salmonid. Seeing a octarian drowning, she rushed to save them, not knowing this is the start of their great adventure.
"Despite what you might think, Girri's gills can't deal with water! I'm using these wipes to clean them without getting them saturated. The rest of him is okay to soap up, though he probably won't like it. Just in case, we've got his fangs in this cozy muzzle to keep me, Kupa, and Bully safe."
misha telling the story from njcon last year and how it got picked up by so many news outlets and warner brothers told him to just not say anything about it. oh god why
in season 3 every time aziraphale and crowley see each other crowley is going to be wearing his sunglasses and then finally aziraphale is going to gently take them off for him hold his face in his hands and kiss him and I am going to die :))))
My brain: unfortunately you had a toxic convo with someone on a dating app, you will be subject to replaying everything that was said for the next 12-48 hours