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Theory is dead but this joke is still good.
You asked for "Fuzzy-Dedf1sh" be careful of what you wish for.
Also I like how indeed, everyone draw furry dedf1sh but nobody want to do more than just changing clothes and hair cut has @incorrects-splatoon say.
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Big man: Ay ay(I am team Bears because I am a big bear !)
Shiver : I am team Chick because I got babes~
Frye: I am team rabbit because I fuck like one.
#I am late#but#COME ON#splatoon#incorrect quote#incorrect quotes#springfest#splatfest#splatoon 3#frye#shiver#big man#deep cut
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Normie: "MaRiNa Is NoT gAyS, nOt EvEn Bi"
Me awaken:
She has an undercut
She wear boxer from the splatoon in universe Calvin Klein (not the cheap or feminine kind)
She has a moto
She used to be a mecanic
She is obsessed with a tiny pink women.
#pearlina#splatoon#normie#awaken#I have counter argument#you are all loosing#straighten my girl NEVER !#this woman loved woman and still love woman#pearl#marina#off the hook#lesbian
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You know I am going to ask you for deep cut and the squid sister right ?
Champion team : Off the hook
Headcanon underneat:
-The fight you in a double battle, 3 pokemon each however they both actually own a team of 6.
-Marina has the better team of the duo and is overall better in the metagame
-Pearl is specialize in sound type pokemon.
-Pearl starter is a shiny galar zigzaton (trans color wooho), Pearl parent send her get a starter when she was a child, they expect her to come back with a trecko, salamence or piplup but she come back with a funny dog. Nothing they could do about this choice.
-Marina starter is deoxys and like in the seventh movie, she keep him with is non corporal form for a while and when it become a fully fledge pokemon she was attack and had to flee, deoxys help her.
-They meet at mount natai, marina and deoxys has just fled. Pearl was hanging there when her linone find a badly damage deoxys, pearl follow him and was like "what the heck is this mon... oh shit, there is a hurt woman too"
-Marina already was offer a post has a solo champion but she decline has she would have to leave pearlie and she wouldn't
-They had beat in combat : 3, 8, callie. They had loose to marie tho.
-When they retire from the champion post, Pearl became an elite four member specialise in sound type and marina a professor. Pearl would give to kid their starter and go to the ressearch lab to "do some experiment with the professor of her heart". Kid don't get their strong flirty vibes.
#I love the crossover#I am like that with crossover either I love it or I hate it#I wouldn't expect marina with deoxys tho
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Frye: do you guys think this water bottle is half full or half empty?
Big man: half full
Shiver: half empty
[Marina thoroughly examines the bottle]
Marina: neither. it’s in-between
[Pearl grabs the water bottle and chugs it down]
Pearl: now it’s empty. problem solved !
#Pearl has no patience#Pearl#pearlina#pearl houzuki#Marina#splatoon 2#Shiver#Frye#Big man#Off the hook#marina ida#marina splatoon#splatoon marina#Deep cut#bottle#incorrect quote#incorrect quotes
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[Captain 3 by Message]
Captain 3: You are a proud mother now
Agent 8: 3, we didn't even fucked !
#that's funnier#the idea of 3 adopting someone without telling her girlfriend and before they could sex each other#splatoon#incorrect quote#incorrect quotes#agent 3#agent 8#agent 24#also they cannot fuck
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This would happen.
When your girlfriend look really "chompable", so you have the urge to bite her.
(But you forghet than your one fang is really small and pointy, so she don't receive the affection, just the pain of being suddenly bite)
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[Pearl is angey at Shiver for a dispute about something stupid. It's not a big deal just a disagement]
Marina: You have to apologies to Shiver.
Pearl: Fine I'll do it but it might make of me a better and nicer person and that's not the woman you fall in love for.
#pearl marina#splatoon#incorrect quote#incorrect quotes#pearl#marina#pearlina#shiver#she call her ugly in french
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Can we talk about the fact she make a clear inuendo about Marina ass ?
Can we talk about Pearl dedicating a whole verse about Marina?
#I am sorry#I guess this is where I came from#“check her behind”#is a slight ways to says in a gay club#check da ass
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[Cuttlefish look at DJ octavio]
Octavio: What.
Cuttlefish: I love you
Octavio: How embarassing of you.
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Pearl: A fucking pigeon
Pearl: Fucking pigeon
[Look at side order plaza with eight] ...
Pearl: Fucking pigeon
Pearl: The freshest around here is this pigeon.
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And she is now shinning ! Look at her fully transitioned !
the springfest announcement is just nintendo confirming that callie cuttlefish is transgender
#this is the happiest transgender ever#(and also really traumatise)#...#.....#.........#BTW callie is the best girl#bye !
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Ah yes bears...
FOR BIG MAN
#it's all coming together#bears#big man#he is the bears indeed#splatoon#I beg the world#please do not be horny about shiver having rabbit#please do not be horny about shiver having rabbit.#please do not be horny about shiver having rabbit !!!#springfest#splatfest
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she’s somewhat of a lady killer
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Have a merry Marina Krumping
Art: @judas-isariot
#splatoon#marina#off the hook#art#fanart#meme#krump#marge simpson#krumping#mar1na#she did not share it for a FULL YEARS
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This is canon
Don't tell me she wouldn't play this with her flute.
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[Several years Later]
Marina: Pearl, I think we should take this on to the next step... Pearl Houzuki, w-would you marry me.
Pearl: For taxes reason ? Yeah sure don't worry babe.
Pearl: Okay, what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?
Marina, confused because of the language barrier: A-AS ENEMIES?!
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