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hartmannyoukaigirl · 2 years

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you should kill yourself right now

My first 'kys' message.. ?? 😳🥺🥺 Thank you, anon <3 by time, ill surely be one of those cool blogs who have anons sending them random stuff just to talk and other cool big blog stuff... i'd even exceed 1k followers ?? 😳 you guys are so nice, making me feel so important ♥

#you took time out of your day to stop whatever youre doing #all of your plans #click on my profile #click on the ask me button #type this out #check your spelling and that its threatening and cool #then click enter #that makes me pretty important to you #may i ask cute anon #what was the post that made you type this out ? what did you read off my profile that made you send this ?#why should i kill myself? what are my sins? :3

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liquidstar · 7 months

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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

#i think about this story sometimes like yeah I'm proud of them for that too actually. good job baby brothers #they're not babies anymore of course they're turning 20 next year which is crazy #but they're still the type of people who'd do something if they saw something of this sort happen for sure #respectful of women and everyone else too. they're good guys #I'm glad I ended up with them living in my house against my will for like 14 years #anyway i have no idea where i was for all this but my best guess is probably a friends house given the time period #i was always at my besties house lol #i hope she's doing well too actually. haven't spoken in forever...#bestie from greek elementary school... if you're out there... let's get muffins and fanta at the bakery across the street again someday 💜☮️

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venusforfran · 4 months

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oh BTW here's my teeny tiny list of my favourite pigeon species

White breasted ground dove

Nicobar pigeon

Cinnamon headed green pigeon

Yellow footed green pigeon

Pheasant pigeon

Yellow breasted fruit dove

Many coloured fruit dove

Crowned pigeon

#dont even ask the reasoning for the pigeon list #pigeon #dove #animal #zoology #orthinology #took about 12 years to type this out #hand is fucked

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bixels · 3 months

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There's no such thing as overpreparing for love.

Happy (late) Rarijack Valentine's.

#mlp #rarity #applejack #rarijack #my art #fanart #comic #the grand galloping 20s #bonbon #rose #my little pony #aj is 100% the type to overthink/overdo things especially for people she cares about #panics because she starts second guessing her valentines plans for rarity so she buys out the entire flower boutique cuz she can't remember #her favorite flower. “ten boxes of chocolates is better than one right???” meanwhile rarity gives extremely thoughtful handmade gifts

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notherpuppet · 11 days

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Sloppy comic based on me and my friends conversation on my bday last week 😝🥳 this is pretty much verbatim hahaha

#when u have a high charisma stat but you’re aro/ace #My friend did that exact reaction that Angel does (sans two extra arms haha) These guys make the best lil dolls for re-enacting reality #also deadass did not know I was coming out to them bout that!?#I thought they been knew but came to find out they thought I was the hit it n quit type (no shade)#with the way I be acting in the club lol #hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin hotel fanart #my doods #chaggie #angel dust #cherri bomb #sir pentious

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time-woods · 8 months

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oh that same old familiar tune, where have i heard it before?

oh, right with you.

this took me a little while to complete- the uncompressed file size ended up being 101mb. . . beeeg file,

#adventure time spoilers #adventure time #simon petrikov #betty grof #ice king #fionna and cake #they are oh so right but soooo bad for each other #theyre the type you cant picture with anyone else but boy do they have some issues to sort out #STOP THESE SELF SACRIFICING TENDENCIES ! ! !

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hattersarts · 8 months

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im already at the south downs cottage guys, catch up

#good omens #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #crowley #they're nb in the flavour of being lesbian gay men bc its such a lesbian move to pine for someone for a few thousands years #and literally not make a move #PLUS u know when they have sex it takes like 9hrs and if you wrote what they did down on paper it really wouldnt look like much #but they still had to take intensity breaks bc they kept getting overwhelmed and then just making out for an hour #thank u for coming to my ted talk #high amounts of gender of all types happening all the time with these two

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a-canceled-stamp · 1 month

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"i can fix him" "i can make him worse" yeah well i can boop him

#boop #I thought this was hysterical at first but now that I’ve typed it out I feel foolish #oh well lmao #april fools #the boopening #the funny

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angeltannis · 1 month

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I love you “unlikeable” female characters I love you rude girls I love you mean women I love you girl interpretations of the “Asshole with a Heart of Gold” trope I love you women who get labeled Cold and Unfeeling I love you girls who lash out I love you women who lie I love you female characters who make people mad just by existing

#this started out about Frey but as I was typing it expanded to other girl characters I love lol #Forspoken #borderlands #overwatch #until Dawn #twdg #among others lol #greatest hits

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absolutelybatty · 5 months

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Horror movie fans are so funny because you'll bring up the biggest actor who's in 10,000 iconic roles, and they'll go, "Oh, the guy from Blood Burger 4: Keep Flipping." and that's the only thing on their filmography that they've seen.

#i did not sleep more than a few houes last night because I keep trying to hack up a lung #also the power went out while i was typing th #oh its back #batty speaks #anyway this post is about me

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stil-lindigo · 10 months

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bite of winter.

a comic about a princess who died in the snow.

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all my other comics

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kingshovelbug · 1 year

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top surgery tip 1)

get yourself used to sleeping on your back (and possibly elevated depending on your surgeon) BEFORE surgery.

#top surgery tip #im gonna type these out as i go through this shit lol

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shoukohime · 6 months

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babygirl the way you forsake your happiness on your relentless quest to vengeance, your complicated relationship with gender and the way you're covered in blood have bewitched me body and soul