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Like and Subscribe? Yeah, Dark thinks he will
(Is this the worst title I’ve ever made? Yes.) Twark snippet 🖤💚
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The lowrider with the constantly changing plates was back. Dark wasn’t sure when the car had reappeared in its usual spot but he made his move the moment he’d noticed it. He’d already wasted enough time and he was not willing to wait another minute. So at eight in the morning on a Sunday, he pounded on his neighbors door, expression already appropriately mirthful.
“Wakey wakey!” He sung at the door, “I need to talk to you! So get up and come to the door, asshole!”
After nearly a full minute of knocking like an overeager policeman the click of a lock stopped Dark. With his hand still in the air the door swung inward, revealing a figure cloaked in the darkness of his own apartment.
“Mmmnnn?”
Shadows' frame leaned heavily on his own door, hair a ruffled mess of a birdnest. He was half dressed in pajamas, as if he’d just given up halfway and thrown himself into bed with his jeans and socks still on. His eyes, unprotected by his usual shades, are shut against the bright fluorescents of the hallway. It’s a very inefficient and potentially dangerous way to answer a door.
But convenient if you’re Dark. “Oh good! You’re half asleep. This makes it much easier!”
Dark slipped into the apartment through the gap, patting Shadow on the back lightly as he passed. “Thanks for inviting me in, buddy. I just gotta borrow something. I’ll pay you back later, ‘kay?”
Shadow shuts the door and the apartment goes dark. He makes some unintelligible noises and shuffles back to his bedroom, face planting back into his bedsheets. He goes still, breathing evening out in sleep.
Dark smiles. He’ll take that as permission.
Dark gleefully swipes the wallet from the kitchen counter and makes his escape, waving over his shoulder at his unconscious friend. “Thanks a million, pal!”
The door shuts and Dark retreats to his own apartment, smiling at all his new credit cards.
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Dark scrolled through the camera roll. He traced the curves and contours of the nude body on his screen, biting his lip in appreciation. The way the photos were taken invoked an almost bashful aura, the mans face always obscured or turned away. Inexperienced with showing off his impressive body, the man still managed to capture a surprising amount of masculinity and power in the way he flexed and stretched.
Also, holy shit - that ass. Premium membership was so, so fucking worth it.
Dark grinned as he scrolled onto a picture that showed off Twi’s impressive backside. Yup, that’s going on his home screen.
Someone pounded on his door.
“Hey asshole! I know you're in there! Gimme back my wallet!”
“Well, look who’s up.” Dark crows. He saves the picture and snatches up the leather wallet from his bedside. He opens his front door only to be met by an angry punch to his shoulder. If Shadow was any bigger than an average pre-pubescent teen it might have even hurt.
Dark grins down at his friend. “Is that any way to greet a friend?”
Shadow snatches his wallet from Dark’s pants, quick as a whip. “You better not have spent all my money, dickhead.”
“Oh no,” Dark cries mundanely, rolling his eyes. “Goddess forbid I max out Kingsley Max’s credit card. I didn’t know you changed your name.”
Shadow pushes past the bigger man. “It’s the principle of things.”
“You don’t have any principles.”
“Shut up.” Shadow said. He tucked his wallet back into his pocket after checking the contents to make sure everything was in there. “Why the hell did you even need my card? You have your own. Did you lose it all in your liver or something?”
“Nah. I just needed to be untraceable.” Dark shrugs. He walks to the kitchen and takes out a beer. He offers on to Shadow, who takes his peace offering.
Shadow tilts his head so his shades dip low enough to make eye contact with Dark. “You doing something shady?”
“Maybe.”
“Good. I’d hate to lose money on something lame.”
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Dark wants to {CENSORED} Twilight so bad it makes him look stupid.
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For like, totally no reason in particular, say Twark wanted to take it to the next level...who do u think would propose?
For where they are right now, first they'll have to admit that they're dating! These two morons are just friends with bennies for now. VERY close friends with LOTS of benefits.
I think that Twilight would be the first to float it that, hey, maybe they could... go steady? He's really into Dark, finds him attractive and funny, and feels really comfortable with him. And him admitting this to Dark is going to throw Dark for a loop for a little while. Dark will try to divert -- "Oh please, you don't want to date someone like me. I mean. You probably want someone younger, right? Someone with a clean apartment and a clean record. Someone who has their life together." -- because Twilight deserves so much better than him.
But Twi, in his gentle way, would be so reassuring. "You're the first person I've felt this safe with in... ever? Probably?? I can't imagine being with anyone else. I-If you don't want it, that's fine, but don't put words in my mouth. I would really want that. I want that with you."
And I can just feel the pit of warmth opening in Dark's cold, dead heart as the two of them cuddle on the couch together about it.
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could be considered a part 2 of this drawing
I hate having to draw all those tattoos but it's worth it for ✨them✨
Characters belong to @st0rmyskies
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For the kissing prompts
31. Neck kisses For Twark?
Thank you for the ask, Lolabearwrites! You may have kinda stumbled upon one of my most favourite ships and a prompt I’m smitten for, so hope you enjoy as much as I enjoyed writing it! I could have kept on and on writing for this and I may have to revisit this thought in the future.
For now, enjoy some Twark (DarkLight) neck kisses, below the cut for hint of spice.
It was no secret to Twilight that Dark had been through a lot, emotionally, mentally and especially physically. Just the tattoos alone would be a big thing to go through with the amount of ink adorning Dark’s entire body, and that was without considering what happened before the tattoos.
Mapping out the art etched across his partners skin, Twilight soon found that tracing the patterns and lines to be one of his favourite pastimes, especially when he could also catalogue Dark’s reactions to his explorations.
Twilight soon learned that he could make Dark’s skin ripple beneath a teasing finger tracing the works along his abdomen, muscles tensing and quivering to the stimulation. Following the trail of ink over Dark’s ribs caused him to huff out a sound that would closely resemble laughter if Dark didn’t stifle it, the quirk to his lips giving him away more than the turning of his head ever could. Twilight would prefer if Dark didn’t try to hide his reactions, but he was more than happy to bide his time and keep up his explorations as long as Dark allowed.
One such reaction, Dark couldn’t hide from Twilight. Not with how enthusiastically his body betrayed what it was feeling. Idle fingers had found their way onto Dark’s chest one sweaty, post coital night, Twilight absentminded in his meandering touch that slowly trailed further up Dark’s chest, his clavicle and finally weaving their way over the coiled dragon over his throat. He hadn’t meant anything by it, merely basking in the afterglow of their session together and touching Dark for the sake of staying close to him.
Dark’s reaction had him rethinking that.
The hitch in breath would have been easily missed by someone who wasn’t becoming intimately intune with Dark to know what that hitch meant when paired with the subtle shift of Dark’s body where he lay on his back with Twilight half on his chest. It was enough to pique his curiosity and traverse his fingers in the same pattern in experimentation. He was not disappointed to feel Dark’s pulse thrum beneath his touch, the heartbeat he could hear from the cushion of Dark’s chest thumping just a little harder.
Twilight wasn’t like Hyrule, he was academic nor particularly interested in study. Unless that study involved the ways in which he could turn his lover on and the many ways in which they could indulge in one another and bring about a pleasure that Twilight had never experienced before in his life – that was a subject Twilight longed to excel in.
It spurs him into action, his body inching up Dark’s to bring Twilight’s mouth closer to his neck where he nosed at Dark’s jaw and continued trailing one finger over his neck tattoo. The tilt of Dark’s head upwards was telling, and Twilight fought to keep the grin from his face, instead opting to begin exploring his lovers neck with his mouth rather than his fingers.
Dark gasped, fingers gripping the bedsheets beneath him as Twilight’s explorations became more confident as Dark’s reactions grew more obvious. Twilight’s tongue was hot as he alternated mouthing at Dark’s neck and teasing with his tongue, but Dark’s skin was hotter, burning up beneath Twilight ministrations and causing heat to pool below his navel.
“Fuck Twi! I–”
“Shhh,” Twilight covered Dark’s lips with a finger, the very same that started this maddening tease. “Don’t talk, just let yourself feel.”
Dark felt a lot of things that night. All of them fan-fucking-tastic, mind blowing and some leaving a warm fuzzy feeling in his chest that Dark wouldn’t couldn’t name.
#orgaslink asks#orgaslink games#linkshipping#Darklight#Twark#Twilight x Dark#Neck kisses#kisses ask#link kisses#Hint of spice
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Chapters: 8/?
Fandom: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Link/Link (Legend of Zelda), Dark Link/Link (Legend of Zelda), Twilight/Dark
Characters: Twilight - Character, Dark Link, Link (Legend of Zelda), Time - Character, Ghirahim (Legend of Zelda), Four (Linked Universe)
Additional Tags: Romance, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Hurt/Comfort, Fluff, Yeah i made dark fluffy, what about it, hsh townhouse, Townhouse AU, Linked Universe (Legend of Zelda), Car Accidents, Idiots in Love, Suicidal Thoughts, Suicide Attempt, Depression, References to Depression, Implied/Referenced Self-Harm, Self-Harm
Summary:
Dark expected many things in his life.
From his landlord bothering him to stop playing loud music at night, to Impa showing up to lock him away again, he was prepared for a lot of things to happen at random. Even for Time to show up to punch his face in for no reason? That had recently made the list. But his handsome barkeeper stopping by with a packed bag and a pained expression?
Not one of them.
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we just invented a restauraunt where you can twark on the tables and do freak shit on the nasty unwashed floor however, the food is boring as balls and tastes of nothing
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Hello! I saw your requests were open and I just couldn't resist.
Could you do the main 4 + Twerk and Craig with a male S/O who is like Sans from Undertale? Only if you want to of course! Have a nice day/night :)
Team Stan + Tweek and Craig with a sans! s/o🤍💙🩷
Kyle's note: Sure thing! <3 You didn't specify if the reader had the same powers sans has so I will add it in there.
Warnings: Laziness ROTFL
Gender: Male
💙 Stan "Darsh" I mean Marsh- 🍼
Dude wtf? why the hell are you drinking ketchup at 3 in the morning-
wait, YOU'RE DRINKING KETCHUP?!?!?!
Stan cannot believe his eyes when he saw you slurping that ketchup bottle as if it was your normal everyday water bottle.
And now you made him a hotdog that barely has anything on it? The laziness-
Not concerned about your lazy behavior since he can be quite lazy himself too. He'll probably lay upside with his head hanging down while sitting next to you on the couch.
He got creeped out when you first showed him your gaster blasting thingys. Wait are you pointing one of them at him?!-
He finds some of your pun jokes funny too!💙💙💙
💚 Kyle Jewflovski 🎉
Oh dear lord help him, He just wakes up in the morning and sees you drinking a bottle of ketchup on his computer because you and him were video chatting all night.
Does not question your weird behavior with the ketchup because he's too tired for this.
You like to annoy him with your god awful puns just to see his reaction every time he nags you about being lazy.
(Name), you're annoying the poor dude...he's trying to study in peace and all he hears is you coming up with new jokes to bother him. 💔
Isn't creeped out by those skull blaster things like Stan. He basically shoots laser beams himself in his human kite alter ego.
Will be surprised when you suddenly lift him up into the air by using his soul.💚💚💚💚
❤️ Eric Fartman 🍓
Even for him He finds you drinking ketchup completely weird. He wonders if you had been Jew washed by Kyle into thinking ketchup is meant to be used as a drink.
He also finds your pun jokes funny, especially when they are directed towards Kyle. But he won't be happy if you're joking about his weight though.
Will 100% use your powers to benefit him in his schemes. Like if he wants to rob people he can just tell you to summon them gaster blasters to scare that person into giving Cartman what he wants.
The list goes on forever about what he can do with that special powers of yours.
He's all down with having a lazy day with you as well. Dude sits down on the couch playing games with snacks next to him.
Y'all are definitely a perfect match for each other....most of the time...❤️❤️❤️❤️
🧡 Kenny Poormick 🥭
He's probably the only one that isn't weirded out by you drinking ketchup. He practically goes through the trash can for money and food sometimes.
He absolutely loves the puns you make. He even lets his sister join in on hearing your jokes, you always put a smile on her face whenever she's feeling sad and Kenny thanks you for that.
He was flabbergasted when he saw your powers the first time when you were defending him from a bully who was picking on him.
You blasted that punk to ashes.
Kenny is now obsessed with your powers and he always asks to see them with every given opportunity.
But please don't accidentally kill the poor dude- 😢🧡🧡🧡🧡
💛 Tweek Twark ☕
Doesn't notice you drinking ketchup the first time.
I can legit imagine Tweek spacing out when he's in the middle of drinking too much coffee like this:
He has coffee cups everywhere it should be obvious that he drinks a lot of coffee without noticing.
He'll probably notice when he finds a lot of ketchup bottles around the place and then he walks in on you chugging down a whole ketchup bottle.
Also visibly weirded out by you drinking ketchup but won't question it.
Like Kenny, he also loves your puns too. They always make him feel better whenever he is feeling really stressed out.
He'll get scared at your powers so it's probably not a good idea to just summon the gaster blasters when he's not in the right mindset.
He will grow to feel more at ease with them though. 💛💛💛💛
💙 Craig Fucker ⚽
He just blankly stares at you drinking ketchup like a statue and then flips you off at last sec before going back to what he was doing.
Nah you expect him to show a better reaction of you drinking ketchup? He goes to school with a bunch of crazy classmates and he deals with Tweek too. He won't show much of a reaction to you drinking that.
He doesn't mind your puns, he might even slip in little giggles while you're at it. He also doesn't mind your laziness either, I mean I don't see why he should care though.
(Name), Your powers are cool but come back and cuddle with him alright?
Cuddles first, showcase your powers to him later.💙💙💙💙💙
#south park#south park x reader#stan marsh x reader#kyle broflovski x reader#eric cartman x reader#kenny mccormick x reader#tweek tweak x reader#craig tucker x reader#stan marsh#kyle broflovski#eric cartman#kenny mccormick#tweek tweak#craig tucker#sans undertale#sans#southpark blog#southpark sp#sp x reader#x reader#southpark x y/n#undertale#southpark scenarios#southpark headcanons
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i just walked to the evil mage council and i saw wizard twarking it outside the malignant orb room ????? #girlsnight
SCREAMM wizar u cant be twarking it...
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if i was in a horror movie id twark it or some shit like that
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Favorite vampire duo ficlet featuring the line “he’s your daddy”
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“Do you ever think about Bram Stoker?”
Dark leaned right, furiously mashing buttons on his controller. His avatar stepped back to avoid Shadows' next attack but was caught in the combo. His avatar was thrown into the air and had his head ripped off. Match over. “Fucking fucker fuck-! What are you talking about? Who the hell is Bram Stoker?”
Shadow sighed disappointedly. “C’mon man. Aren’t you old guys supposed to be all cultured and shit? What have you been doing for the last few centuries? Other than not setting up a stock portfolio.”
“Can you get off my back about that already?”
“You’re a million years old and you work for minimum wage, dude. There’s living in your parents basement until you're forty, and then there's whatever you’re doing.”
The character select menu opened up and Dark quickly switched to someone else. That other one was useless. He’d pick someone with a shit ton of fire power this time. He needs to take Shadows head off. The little shit has been getting a bit too smug recently. “I’ve been busy. Mostly trying to survive. Drinking myself to undeath. A few crusades. You know, the usual.”
Shadow clicked his tongue. “And yet you don’t know the father of all erotic vampire lore.”
Dark pried his eyes off the screen to stare at the younger vampire. “What?”
“Bram Stoker wrote Dracula, you uncultured heathen.” Shadow rolled his eyes at Dark’s confusion. “How did you not know that? This is like a Hylian not knowing about Hylia. Or a basic bitch not knowing about pumpkin spice lattes-”
“What the hell are you talking about? Erotic vampire lore? What?”
“Think about it,” Shadow started, eyes glowing in the darkness of his apartment. “Stoker wrote the original broody, sexy vampire, right? Rich guy in a castle with hot vampire babes and a ‘take you passionately’ attitude? All the forebringers of modern cliches. His work inspired future film adaptations that have dark, alluring men pulling unsuspecting victims into their thrall. He took vampires from some ugly monsters in dark alleys into gracious counts with depth and sex appeal.”
“And your point is…?” Dark turned his head back to the game. While he listened to Shadows horrible reasoning his on-screen counterpart met his bloody demise.
Shadow grinned mischievously. “I’m saying that you owe him big time. You do know that the only reason you’re getting laid these days is because of him, right?”
“I’d ask you to elaborate but I really don’t want you to.”
“Well you know how Twi is into the whole vampire thing, right?”
“Yes I do. And I regret telling you about that every single day,” Dark sighed.
Shadow stuck his tongue out. “Right, well. Why do you think he’s into it?”
Dark side eyed his friend. He's not happy about the way Shadow smiles like a shark smelling blood. “Don’t-”
“Because of decades of sexy vampire lore - because of Bram Stoker! He’s the daddy of sexy vampires. He’s your daddy.”
“Stop talking to me.” Dark groans. “Stop talking in general holy shit. I’m going to kill you-”
Shadow giggles like the insane demon he is. He sits up fully, barely paying attention to the TV but still managing to kill Dark’s avatar with ease. “Don't get upset now. I’m just pointing out a fact.”
Dark cursed as his character was ripped in half brutally. Fatality. “Fuck this game! Piece of shit-! And I’m not the only vampire here, asshole. Whatever messed up logic you’re applying to me can be said for your bleeder, too.”
Shadow rolls his eyes. “Oh, please. Rain doesn’t care about that stuff. He does it because despite whatever he might say, I’m his favorite person. He’d feed me no matter what. But you, unlike me, have no redeeming qualities. So your only chance at getting some is to be someone's personal spank bank fantasy.”
Dark cracked his knuckles. Fuck doing this virtually. “You know what? I’m going to rip your head off.”
Shadow smirked. “If you think that’ll shut me up then you’re in for a surprise.”
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-and after that Shadows dismembered head offers to get tickets to a showing of the original Dracula at a local theatre for twark because he’s an asshole who takes the bit all the way to the bank
So I was googling because I was wondering when vampires turned sexy and it was around the time of Dracula in the late 1800s. There were a few foreign novels too. Before that they were depicted as purely demonic and evil. So I figured that would be a fun lil factoid to write about. Especially when I thought about how old Dark might be and how if he predates Dracula then he’d have been around when vampires were only seen as monsters. No wonder he was so surprised Twilight didn’t outright reject him.
#count darkula#hsh au#twark#fourshadow#this verse is living rent free recently I don’t even know where it came from#this takes place before four dies btw
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LMTCoY Update - Warm Solstice Wishes
In which we get a little peek into how Legend and Hyrule; Twilight and Dark; and Time, Wild, and Warriors are spending their holiday.
A shockingly SFW(-ish) update.
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Love how you wrote them @miniscrew-anon, their banter was so fun to read!
based on this fic:
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what if every time you twarked, you farted
Mobile game
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please know that whenever i think about a person or character by their full names (first, last, and even middle), no matter how i feel about them, i have spoonerized their names and that is how i always think of them in my head. hon jamm. cryan branston. hegory grouse and wames jilson. weorge gashington. kenghis ghan. shicael meen and tavid dennant. rennis and ree deynolds. darlie chay, mob rcelhenney, and henn glowerton. twark main. peil hatrick narris. bean sean. (many of these sound better than they look)
#many of them sound better than they look#the only requirement is that the names all begin with a different consonant (or consonant pair)#so i wouldn’t do it with for example aaron paul or doris day or mary tyler moore#so it DOES work with for example sylvester stallone (‘stylvester sallone’)#and keira knightly (‘kneira kightly’)
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Wtf are the cryptic posts on the shinee IG story? T, W, ARK? ... twark???
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