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Did you know that LMTCOY just passed its 3-year anniversary?
Let's celebrate with a special guest star!
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Emergency Commissions - Closed!!
Thank you everyone for the help! Commissions slots are all filled, tips are still always welcome. I will advise if any additional slots open up in the next few weeks.
So if you’ve been playing along at home, you may know that I returned from vacation this week to find that my central air conditioning unit died. Our house sustained some damage from the system overheating. Repairs/replacement are going to run in the five-figure range and they can’t wait, since July in my area of the world means brutal heat.
So in the spirit of “well fuck me I guess,” I’ll be opening a limited number of emergency writing commissions slots, not to exceed eight depending on the scope of each work and the amount of interest I receive.
Be advised that this is a one-time thing. I don’t intend to reopen commissions after this financial burden passes.
The Basics
I write for the LoZ and LU fandoms and will accept commissions for either in-universe writing or one of my own AUs (Townhouse AU, Count Darkula, the omegaverse series, etc.).
I will write crack, fluff, angst, spice, horror, murder, whatever. Choose your own adventure!
If you’re interested in something sweet or spicy, I’ll write Linkshipping, Zelink, MidZel, GanLink, lesser-known characters, you name it I don’t care. I’m a multishipper at heart.
Characters can be cis, trans, unspecified, doesn’t matter to me.
I’m always happy to try on new spicy themes, even if it’s not something I’ve written before. This is a judgement-free zone, even if I end up saying “no thanks.” Seriously, just run it by me. I also have a handful of existing WIP options in the list below if you need any inspiration.
You get to choose whether this is a work to be published or if you’d rather keep it for your own private enjoyment. No price difference between the two options, I don’t care.
Not sure what you’d request? If you want, you can sponsor an active WIP. This is literally more bang for your buck, since I’m not going to charge you for the words I’ve already written. Once you snag a commission slot and leave your deposit, I can send you a sample of one or two works if you’re having a hard time choosing between options. Think of it like trying different flavors at an ice cream bar. An extensive list of my active WIPs appears in my pinned post. If sponsoring an active WIP for an ongoing series like HSH or LMTCOY, that work will be published.
Do you have an unfinished WIP of your own that you’d like to see finished but don’t have the time, energy, etc.? Throw it my way and we’ll see what we can do together! Once again, you are only charged for the words I put into the work in these cases, not the total word count. I will only be taking on up to two of these types of commissions.
The Nitty-Gritty
Pricing is 2 cents per word. I'm flexible with regards to word counts but I suggest the following tiers:
500 words - $10
1000 words - $20
2000 words - $40
2500 words - $50
A deposit will be required to lock in your commission slot on a first-come first-served basis. Deposits will vary based on the tier you select with any remaining balance due at delivery, if applicable. If I end up going over a bit and wrote 525 words for a 500-word slot, oh well, bank error in your favor.
Deadlines are TBD between myself and the commissioner depending on the scope of the work and the number of responses I get. Could be anywhere from a few weeks to a couple months. I don’t see myself letting commissions drag on past 3 months.
Feel ready to take the plunge with me? You can send me a DM preferably via discord (st0rmyskies) but also through tumblr and we’ll get to work!
The Fine Print
You must be over the age of 18 to commission me.
Commissions are not to exceed 2500 words unless we negotiate otherwise. WIPs listed at larger word counts excluded from this rule.
If sponsoring an active WIP or work in an ongoing series, I may already have a plot and end goal for the story, so specific requests (e.g. “I want Twark to break up.”) may not be honored. I can do a one-shot of such scenarios, though, even if they’re outside canon plans.
I will not write for someone else’s series (e.g. “Can you continue this story from [author] that’s been abandoned?”).
No original characters.
I reserve the right to decline any request for any reason.
Can’t commission, but want to help?
You can leave me a tip via Venmo or PayPal, or signal boost on tumblr, discord, wherever. We need all the help we can get!
Thanks so much for reading this far, friend. Any help with spreading the word is appreciated.
- St0rmy
#stormy talks#stormy writes#stormys emergency commissions#lmtcoy#hsh#townhouse au#poly!Sky#o!Sky#omega!Sky#mer!Sky#Wildlight#WarrTime#LegRule#Linkshipping#Zelink#GanZeLink#loz fanfic#lu fanfic#linked universe fanfic#lu fic#linked universe fic#loz fic
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“Wars, come with us to the mall, we’re all gonna take a picture with Santa. It’ll be funny. We even convinced Champion to come along for the ride.”
“…You don’t believe in Santa…And neither do I.”
“Bitch. And? I thought you liked sitting in an old man’s lap—“
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#stormy asks#hsh#townhouse au#hsh warriors#warrtime#presented without comment because ANON FUCK THAT IS THE BEST COMEBACK HOLY SHIT#cant decide whether Wind or Legend hits him with this one#and promptly gets chased down the stairs
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LMTCoY Update - Warm Solstice Wishes
In which we get a little peek into how Legend and Hyrule; Twilight and Dark; and Time, Wild, and Warriors are spending their holiday.
A shockingly SFW(-ish) update.
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Bits and Pieces by RodentAnon
Our beloved @rodent-anon had started a collection of drabbles and little treats that I am already in love with. Her first chapter captures the mutual affection and annoyance that is WarrTime so, so well.
What I wouldn’t give to read their text chain from start to finish.
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Good morning st0rmy! Number 10 from the morning coffee ask game please? Have a good day 💓💕
Yes, this is a little LMTCOY-ish SWF whump piece that I was working on as a therapeutic thing in December. I hope you also have a good day!
Warriors would usually find [Time] beneath the blankets, trying to enjoy what little peace and quiet he could before Wars arrived to trample it like a toddler with a sand castle. But the bed was still made, the book on his bedside table undisturbed. As Warriors opened his mouth to call again, he heard the sink running in the en suite bathroom.
Moments later, Warriors’s surly bed-partner emerged. The open door obscured most of him from view, and Time glared around the edge of it at Warriors. Words died on War’s tongue as he saw how Time watched him. He didn’t look much like himself at all. His hair was all fallen into his face, both of his eyes were unblinking and vacant, and he leaned on the doorknob for support where he stood.
“What’s the matter with you?” Warriors asked, hesitating to approach.
Time’s lips pulled into a weak snarl before he turned toward the bed. He was reluctant to let go of the doorknob, like it was the only thing keeping him standing, and he wrapped one arm around his middle as he lurched forward.
Halfway across the room, Time staggered. Warriors moved to take his arm and try to steady him, but he was dead weight as he tumbled to the floor.
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Stormbae! Who among the boys is/will go gray prematurely, and how will they cope? -- Oddi 🍄
I love the creative asks y'all have in a given day!
Four is going to go first, probably. No thanks to this fucking household. He's going to hide his hairline behind his headband and just keep working, all up until Shadow says something about it one night. Four is going to snark right back at him and act like he isn't affected. Then he's going to knock on Legend's door three days later and threaten him with who-knows-what blackmail to not tell a SOUL that he's asking for advice on how to use boxed hair dye.
Legend will start getting gray hairs early, too, but only 2-3 at a time. He will ignore all warnings about "pull one and seven grow in its place" or whatever. And he will only ever get 2-3 at a time, that only he or maybe Hyrule will notice.
Dr. Rulie will ABSOLUTELY be going gray next, and he's going to get a nice little salt-n-pepper side burn action going on. It's only going to improve his clinical cred, and make him an even bigger hit at the nurse's station at work. Might make Legend feel Some Kinda Way, himself.
Wind is going to have thinning hair way before he realizes he's going gray. He's going to have some very early thinning in the front that's going to give him a bit of a panic, and it's going to take a Warriors intervention to prevent him from doing something stupid and permanently-altering to try and address it. Just perk up your diet, dude, and maybe try some of these expensive beauty products...
Speaking of, Warriors.
Warriors.
I probably have to write this, actually. The day that he discovers his first gray hair is when Time opens his bathroom door to find Warriors kneeling on the vanity next to the sink and nearly in tears as he's holding down the hair on either side of his part and scrutinizing the single wiry gray he's found. Yes he's confirmed it's attached, yes it's the first one he's seen, and no he is not okay!!! At least someone can make use of all the anti-gray products Wars kept buying for Time and Time never gave enough of a shit to use. When Time realizes that Warriors is quite serious about this little crisis - Wars is supposed to be the catch, the trophy husband, etc. - he's going to do his best to assure Wars that it doesn't change how he feels about him. Warriors will always be the biggest thorn in Time's side.
I imagine that Twilight will go gray at a very respectable age, Champion will get a few stray grays that just blend in with his blonde no problem, Sky is going to get a little sexy salt-and-pepper after his and Sun's second child of four, and Time is already going gray, lbr.
Shadow will never appear gray, he dyes his hair too often. Damn scene kid.
Although Dark's face will never age, he will start going gray about ten years later than Time does. He'll go from raven black to brilliant silver-white nearly overnight, and it's going to look unfairly good on the man.
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I feel like wars and time both be lying awake at night with existential dread
Both lying awake at night with such existential dread but both of them also mad about it such that they're lying on their backs with their arms crossed like they're lying in their own coffins, not communicating or acknowledging one another in any way.
At least not until one turns to the other and asks, "Wanna [redacted] again?"
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From an upcoming LMTCOY chapter...
WarrTime beneath the cut, under the cut for length.
Time was a man of simple pleasures. He liked his coffee black. He was fond of quiet pursuits, like reading or solving word puzzles. He enjoyed solitary road trips into the country on crisp fall days, just him and miles upon miles of smooth open road. He liked fishing. Above all, Time enjoyed the peace and quiet of solitude.
And there was just none of that to be found in the townhouse these days.
Because even on those nights when he sat up in bed, reading by the low light of his bedside lamp, more often than not he’d have a visitor. And this visitor had no respect for quiet nights whatsoever.
“You wouldn’t believe the day I’ve had!” Warriors began bellyaching the moment that he burst through the bedroom door unannounced. He sighed to the ceiling, closing the door much too roughly. “Gods, I am just exhausted.”
Time glanced at him over the top of his book, but he said nothing. He didn’t need to; Warriors launched into the trials of his day as he began sliding off his belt and heading into the closet. He’d been carving out more and more of the right side of Time’s walk-in closet each evening. Time was certain that before long, most of his bedroom would be overrun by War’s belongings.
Time narrowed his eye as the thought stirred his memory. He needed to call an exterminator next week.
“…just haven’t been the same since— Are you paying attention?”
Time blinked, looking up to find Warriors standing at the foot of the bed, hands on his hips. “Of course.”
“What was the last thing I said?”
Time remained stone-faced, searching his short-term memory. He hadn’t even been marginally paying attention.
Warriors’s mouth pressed into a thin line of annoyance before a wry little smile crossed his face. “Fine,” he huffed, “don’t let me interrupt your… whatever the hell it is you’re doing.”
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❄️ for the ask game :)
Someone told me once that the "curtain fic" prompt is meant to be low-stress, low-stakes. I took that as a challenge.
AKA Time and Wars go to Ikea.
“Oh, here’s a nice set.”
“Those are a bit… louder than I’d care for. What about these?”
“Only if you’d like the living room to look like a dentist’s office.”
Time frowned, letting go of the slip of beige material he’d selected and allowing it to float back among the others. Warriors was already moving away from him, flipping through each swath of material down the line in rapid succession. He’d pull one out occasionally to examine, usually one in a bold color or some garish pattern. He’d tilt his head at it, glance back at Time without saying anything, and ease it back among the others and moving on.
Time should have thought better of agreeing to this errand. On one hand, yes, the curtains in the townhouse were rather outdated and sorely needed replacing. On the other hand, this home goods store was like a maze. It was all trendy room set-ups and buzzing fluorescence overhead and pods of unsupervised children that Time found himself tripping over more often than not as he trudged along behind Warriors, reaching to take whatever he’d grabbed along their travels and either setting it in the massive shopping bag strapped over his shoulder or setting it right back where it came from.
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Rating: Explicit.
Summary:
Warriors is a pretty succubus who's enjoyed decades of 'fun' among mortals, preying upon the weak-willed for sport and the occasional virgin for sustenance. But all that fun is over now that he's been ensnared by the priest who's been hunting him. Unfortunately for him, his captor knows just how to handle a creature of his kind.
And actually, there's a pretty good reason why that's so.
A gift fic for TomorrowsGone that's easily over a year overdue, the braincell does what the braincell wants ig. This one's real sexy tho!!
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We need some family angnst where Time hurts Twi and Dark comfortsssssssssssssss
I regret to inform you that in the next LMTCOY chapter it's mostly just Dark being Dark.
Snip beneath the cut.
“Well well, would you look who it is!”
Hearing Dark’s voice was like being doused in ice water. Time forgot momentarily that they were in public, whipping around and staring Dark down like a vicious dog. Dark’s posture was easy, but Time knew him well enough to see the most minute hesitance in his approach. He had allowed the Gerudo women to paint him: red lines were drawn beneath Dark’s eyes, winged and sharp like spears, and on his forehead was marked a black ‘x’ — the mark that the Sheikah placed on those to be executed. He’d shed his shirt in the desert sun, the grotesque creatures he’d embedded in his skin on proud display. Time had never seen all of them, himself. Next to him, Warriors made a soft sound of disgust, averting his gaze.
Several paces behind Dark, Twilight jogged to catch up. Seeing the blatant worry in Twilight’s eyes, Time straightened up, consciously willing his face to a more neutral look of contempt. Twilight was fiddling with something around his wrist, pulling it off and stuffing it in his pocket before Time could make out what it was.
“Didn’t think this was your scene, boss.” Dark stopped at a safe distance. “So what brings the happy couple out here?”
“None of your business,” Warriors spat, taking a half-step back and turning to attempt to lead them away. Time didn’t budge.
War’s tone only made Dark’s grin sharper. “Just here to catch a show? Or is this more of a ‘surveillance’ thing?”
It was unusual for Warriors to be the one whose temper flared, but Time intervened as he felt it starting to boil over. “We came to look for Wild.”
Warriors’s glare made the hair on the back of Time’s neck stand on end. Twilight looked shocked. Dark only rolled his eyes. “What, do you always travel as a threesome? Is he not allowed to go off on his own?”
“Dark,” Twilight murmured, and the warning in his tone made Dark turn toward him slightly.
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Let Me Take Care of You - Chapter 26
In which Wild makes an unlikely friend, Wind throws a hissy fit, and Time has a no good, very bad night.
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Thinking about Wars running an onlyfriends account and Times reaction. Would he mind? Encourage? Get jealous?
What a great thought experiment this is.
On one hand, for Time to dislike the idea and become jealous is rather hypocritical, isn't it? Time can have as many partners as he'd like, let as many people see his body as he wants to. It shouldn't matter that he prefers to do so behind closed doors while Warriors gets off on putting his Everything out there for whoever to pay for.
On the other hand, Time wants Warriors to be safe. He doesn't want him attracting the attention of people who might hurt him, and he would rather give Wars his credit card than have him feel like he needs to do something like this to make money.
So while I think Time would quietly "mind," he probably wouldn't approach Warriors directly. I bet he'd subscribe, become a platinum donor, test the waters to see just how close Wars is letting these "fans" get, be caught for it, and the two of them would probably have an ugly conversation about it.
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A Long Road to Satisfaction by RodentAnon
Our beloved @rodent-anon has gifted us with some truly wonderful WarrTime, in which Time challenges Warriors to a fun little "wager" in order to rope him into a day at the DMV. Do mind the explicit rating on this one.
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